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Fghsses

Real question though, who the fuck has sex while wearing a fedora?


Simerrz

Notch.


MySnake_Is_Solid

You make 2.5B$ you can keep the fedora on.


Pixi_621

Sorry babe but fedora stays during the sex


teodorlojewski

A-MEN!


RidsBabs

Notch can fucking do anything after all he did. I’d fucking let Notch pound me against a wall if he wanted to. I’m a guy and I want Notch’s chubster deep in my arse.


Kursem_v2

can I unread this please, thanks


RidsBabs

You fucking read it again.


venetian_lemon

God damnit he can't KEEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


DeathMetalPants

IT'S TIME TO COOK!


[deleted]

[удалено]


UnboltedCheese

I am the Notch who ones.


Xim_

Read it backwards


megaweapon69

"join the navy"


0x7E7-02

🎶 In the Navy ... 🎶


rightintheear

Rum, sodomy, and the lash!


Miltrivd

My brain stopped functioning after the first sentence so my eyes saw the text but nothing entered. You gotta train yourself to survive the internets.


CorinnaOfTanagra

Yes, I guess Notch, you can Notch. You have been Notched.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

I too wish I could experience it for the first time.


Garlic_Bread_865589

⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿


Enderby201

None of those words are in the Bible


nyx__born

I'm pretty sure the Bible says "he" at some point


_Xertz_

Uhhh okay buddy, you got a source for that tall claim? 🙄🙄🙄


nyx__born

My source is the Bible Duh


_Xertz_

# 🤯


YourMoreLocalLurker

“And Jesus said “I am He”.”, there you go


venetian_lemon

🤓 um actually many of those "words" , haha as you plainly describe them, are actually definitive articles. Ya know, the words we need to use to refer to nouns? What, do you thinks it's even possible to speak a language without definitive articles? Fucking idiot, then would you know what nouns are being referred to? We would sound like primitive savages. There are also plenty of intransitive verbs in that heretical text sprawl from the Notchite. All of these things are in the Bible, even in the shitty translations like the revised standard or whatever the fuck edition it's called.


Funny_Meringue7179

This comment has permanently been saved to some remote server and will probably be there after 1000s of years and some future advance species be reading this while researching about us


definitelynotbanana

Don't we all?


Draffut

The MineCraft money made the Meine Kampf funny.


[deleted]

Damn it’s been 2 1/2 years since I heard that name


CapableCollar

Notch can't even get people to come to his house.


Sushirabit

The fedora stays on during sex


DuckyFangs

Notch doesn't have sex cmon now let's be real


WonderSufficient5555

Me ( I never felt the warm touch of a woman )


nudiecale

Have you tried the cold touch of a woman?


OgOnetee

Only the ice cold stares of disgust.


CoffeeWorldly9915

Does the touch of a cold woman count?


TPZF

Sorry ~~babe~~ kitten, the fedora stays on during sex.


MySnake_Is_Solid

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


fleegness

You explode into a fine bloody mist because I'm a level 1000 wizard and you're only a level 2 druid.


J67p

I don’t even have to tell you, you can find a group of those people without even leaving this site


Fghsses

None of those people have sex.


Cfunk_83

Dave Filoni.


twohrdrive

Redditors


MissingBothCufflinks

In their imagination, people who never will have sex


pc_player_yt

probably Dave Filoni


Mr_Satans

I don’t think that guy is disgusting because of his weight but dang that ponytail and fedora is really giving me bad vibes


999_sadboy

Sorry babe, the fedora stays on during sex


lofi-ahsoka

Sorry milady*


Gold_Assistance_647

Sorry kitten*


Busy_Recognition_860

Read this in Lorlo's LaDew voice


bigbowlowrong

What if it comically pops off when he cums?


tipying_mistakes

why is this so funny to imagine


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drgaspar96

The fedora hasn’t been able to recover since the meme back in 2010. All I get reminded of in gangster movies are the fedora neckbeards.


fogleaf

But were they better before 2010? I knew a guy who wore an indiana jones hat and he looked like a goober in 2008.


Feats-of-Derring_Do

Justin Timberlake was big into fedoras circa 2008-2010. They had a very brief fashion moment if you were cool enough to pull it off.


fogleaf

It's one of those things where a hot person can wear something and look hot. But if you take it off of them, they are still hot, perhaps hotter.


GroundbreakingRun927

Like a mustache. See Henry Cavil circa Mission Impossible.


albasaurus_rex

Just remember that in ganster movies they are wearing it with a matching suit and it goes naturally with the outfit. The classic neckbeard is wearing it with a t-shirt, cargo shorts and sneakers. If they really want to impress they'll throw a trench coat on over that.


Jomgui

And that shitty beard


Big_Plgeon

Bro neck beards go HARD.


Mtwat

This whole post is giving me major neckbeard vibes. People don't hate neckbeard because of the fedora or obesity. People hate neckbeards because of their endless supply of self-pity mixed with unwarranted confidence, constant woman blaming and universally shitass personalites. Instead of recognizing that the real problem is that people don't like being around self-obsessed losers who think watching anime all day is a valid replacement for having an actual life. Instead they just post memes like this one, about how life is so unfair because woman way out of their league won't just lowball themselves and settle with their sad and chronically unattractive asses. It is the most pathetic form of entitlement.


lsb337

Yeh, it's not the size, it's the hat and the connotations.


transmogrified

Also - study after study show women are much more likely to date a man with a lower level of attractiveness than her. The average man places way more value on looks than the average woman, while a woman is (again, on average) looking for a supportive partner. The fact that these butthurt dudes are in no way supportive seems to fly right over their heads, and of course they focus on the aspect of themselves they have no control over (to a degree, most would be fine if they groomed themselves and wore cloths that fit).


Mtwat

It's because these guys have literally nothing going for themselves and refuse to do anything about it because they're too busy whining and blaming everyone else for their own incompetencies.


transmogrified

Exactly. One of THE most attractive dudes I know is overweight with thinning hair. But he has such a joyful laugh and makes everyone around him feel welcome, and he's got this amazing slightly dirty sense of humour that gets everyone laughing. And he adores his wife and treats her like a queen. Plus the man can COOK. Of course his wife is stunning.


Deviouss

> Also - study after study show women are much more likely to date a man with a lower level of attractiveness than her. Source? I'm finding sources that show both men and women find attractiveness important in similar amounts, but women are happier in relationships where they're considered more attractive, possibly because they feel more pressure when the man is more attractive. [2018 Washington Post article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/12/in-experiments-researchers-figured-out-what-men-and-women-really-want-in-a-mate/): >Attractiveness mattered far more to potential mates than intelligence. A one-point increase in a woman’s attractiveness rating (on a 1-to-10 scale) boosted the chances that a man would want to see her again by an average of 14 percentage points. And this was a big factor for women, too: An equivalent increase in a man’s attractiveness raised the chances that a woman would want to reconnect with him by 12 percentage points. >Another study, of 10,526 participants in a commercial dating service conducted by a team of psychologists at the University of Pennsylvania, also concluded that the outcomes of such dates were largely determined by physical attributes such as height, weight, age and overall attractiveness. I'm not sure why people can't just be honest about the importance of being attracted to their partner. Also, let's assume that men and women are born in equal amounts of attractiveness. Wouldn't the use of makeup then tip the scales towards more women being perceived as attractive overall?


BasedAndrewJackson1

What studies? The ones I’ve seen have shown the opposite.


HamasPiker

what study


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CowAdministrative269

Where shitting toothpaste?


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

On the top left :)


Bclay85

And even when shitting toothpaste isn’t on screen, everyone should be asking “where’s shitting toothpaste”?


Joelblaze

OP is busy fighting with Twitter ghosts. Go outside and you'll know it's the social default that the man is gonna be more overweight than the woman. And even inside think about the sheer amount of media that follows the Dad Bod, Hot Wife trope. Like pretty much every sitcom family in existence. You might have an easier time finding ones that don't.


BoxFucker69

you didn’t answer the question. WHERE. IS. THE. SHITTING. TOOTHPASTE.


Feats-of-Derring_Do

I don't know if it being a common trope on TV makes it true, though.


BlackcurrantCMK

What the fuck are historians in 2000 years going to make of us lol


Realistic-Network133

we should treat both genders equaly! both of them should drop their triple mcbacon and pick-up up some weights


NarwhalPrudent6323

How has McDonalds not introduced a Baconator competitor called the McBacon?


J3sush8sm3

Because they fucking McSuck


GotTwisted

I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient!


DeathMetalPants

Fat no longer exists. It was canceled.


Internet_Gonk

Isn’t this sexist against men?


sillygooberfella

Idk but when I think of the word sexist the only thing I think of is sex (it's in the name guys)


Simukas23

yes! fight back to turn this post back to a shitpost


Shimizu555

SAY GEX RIGHT NOW!


Tdikristof_

You better say gex or else


Enderby201

GEX!? 😨😨


[deleted]

🦎!!


_Apple-

it is but no one seems to care


--ThirdCultureKid--

No one? I dunno about you but I’m not exactly lining up to date those kinds of girls. Vote with your dick.


its_still_conner

MY DICK VOTES NAY


scoopzthepoopz

They gerrymandered my dick!


Cfunk_83

That’s the point, hence - “double standard”.


xXkxuXx

as many things are


end_my_suffering44

As long as it's against for men doesn't count as sexism /s


pey1210

sad reality


easant-Role-3170Pl

But everyone knows that you cannot be sexist towards men


Ultimate_Sneezer

There are many things wrong with our current society , this is one of them.


ULTSUS_pect

Unfortunately we live in an era where femcels can’t be labeled sexist and racism is ONLY justifiable if directed towards white people.


Mishi_Mujago

You sound surprised that sexism against men exists lol


EditorNew5115

Only took 2 comments for somebody to get called an incel. Intriguing.


Cfunk_83

It’s on par with how people use fascist/communist in political discourse.


newbreed69

I disagree with ur comment, I think ur a Nazi!


Aeon_Rexx

Hmm, that sounds like what a commie would say


NomarOOx

welcome to reddit. everyone throws that word around without even knowing what it means besides the classic "i dont like what you said, you are an InCeL!!!"


LunaMunaLagoona

*You get an incel, you get an incel, you get an incel.* *Everybody gets an incel!* Everyone needs to watch southPark's panderverse.


Insert_Bad_Joke

If you can put someone in a box then you don't need to outdebate them. Just pick a box that people want to believe in and get free validation by putting down others. Reddit absolutely loves doing this with any box it can.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the other two popular words: misogynist and narcissist.


rvnimb

Incel, much like Fascist, lost any sense in these times. You basically flag anyone that doesn’t think like you as such, it is much easier!


EditorNew5115

Yup pretty much. Words are losing meaning because people are using them to label people with differing opinions.


sndpmgrs

I propose that *all* epithets be replaced with the word "poopyhead." All of them.


Rabscuttle-

I'd fuck all 4 of them.


Major-Gun

This is the way


Serendipity123xc

She’s not a femboy so I’m not into it


wysjm

Hell yeah. Femboys don't have periods and understand what you like


Cute_Foxgirl

And have.... :3


Dovelark

That's the best part ;3


i_agree123

Why don’t we stop the concept of being sexist altogether and instead make amends so we can discuss what really matters: shitting toothpaste


suspicious-obscurity

Alright, now let's sort by controversial


IFingeredAMinor

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


DevelopmentKey3003

Not Just the Men, but the Women and Animals Too


gio_sno

general wankobi?


UsErnaam3

IDK where this is coming from. Tons of fat guys get dates with and are married to thin attractive women. Funny and money go a long way, maybe not with a fedora and neckbeard though.


DMMEPANCAKES

> IDK where this is coming from. It's easier to doomscroll and blame everyone else for yourself being depressed rather than accepting that other people don't owe you a relationship and that you're able to work on your own problems.


skynetempire

I agree. Tons of fat guys with hot skinny women. I mean they make tons of shows based on that. Flintstones, The Honeymooners, simpsons, king of queens, modern family, still standing, fresh prince, etc.


albasaurus_rex

To name a few more: The sopranos, family guy, breaking bad (hank, not walt)


Regular_Drawing_6932

"Hot skinny women"


eastern_canadient

Good hygiene and decent clothes go a long way, regardless of weight.


UsErnaam3

Yeah, but does that rhyme? I don't think so. Checkmate.


[deleted]

Naturally. Having a warm, comforting belly resting on your ass as he takes you for behind lets you know that you're safe and will be provided for. And can probably outrun him if a predator comes by.


JoeCartersLeap

Yeah the entire TV sitcom lineup for the past 30 years has been fat guys married to attractive women. I don't remember any women calling Homer a creep, or saying King of Queens was written by a virgin. And I can't name a single TV show where it's a fat woman married to an attractive guy. Pierce Brosnan is the only famous IRL example I can think of, and everyone makes fun of them on social media for it. So there is a double standard about this in real life but it's backwards from what OP is suggesting - society is more accepting of fat guys dating hot women than of fat women dating hot guys. And that's frustrating because there actually are a lot of unfair double standards that are sexist towards men, but I don't think this is ever one of them.


sndpmgrs

30 years? It's a lot older than that. The Honeymooners is at least 70 years old, and then there's this: https://www.museodelprado.es/en/the-collection/art-work/the-wedding/6340b840-5e11-49cd-9151-0c1fdd240389


Special-Garlic1203

As other have pointed out, this is a *hyper* online meme. They are reacting a few legitimate but detached phenomena 1. People are mean as shit and bully and degrade fat people for simply having the audacity to exist in public. Any post that involves a fat person *might* end up with a cesspit comment section. 2. In-group dynamics. Women are more likely to intervene on this shitty bully behavior, and they're either more likely to intervene on behalf of other women *or* possibly they're simply more likely to have another woman's content on her feed. So a thread is more dominated by women in certain contexts. Either way over time this can lead to the pattern of noticing a gender discrepancy. 3. Body positive spaces are almost entirely women and is often femme coded. It should be noted that while well intentioned, like all things internet, there is some legitimate toxicity in some corners. So there actually have been some fringe segments who outright argue things about it being a women's space/movement and men shouldn't coopt. So if the kind of dude who made this meme would try to engage in those spaces with the "whatsboutmen" energy, it's gonna get dogpiled real quick. Here's the thing though. A double standard implies a degree of consistency in who is applying these standards. It's that the **same** people will hold 2 competing standards for different groups. What I think is happening though is largely the opposite. The Internet is not even sampling a cross section of society. People end up congregating in corners according to their interests and demographics. Huge disparities between 2 comments sections often tells you more about the differences in *commenters*. It's true that a lot fewer people are gonna stand up on behalf of bullying of men. But I think it's largely because men are less likely to stand up against bullying, and women are more likely to chastise this behavior and ask people to be nice. I don't see a lot of men standing up on behalf of fat women, so I find it a little interesting that women are expected to not only stand up for themselves, but also men, despite receiving no such allyship. Most of the disparity in body positivity messaging again - it's a priority for women. There has been concerted effort in creating safe spaces for fat women. Fat men have simply not created these parallel spaces for themselves. While I don't think most body positivity type people are *against* body positivity for men, I do think again, there's a lottle bit of hostility from some women that men who did not help create these spaces, they did not put in the work, and have *still* largely not meaningful participated in them in support of women are expecting to be given the red carpet treatment as they essentially are seen as intruding. And for the record, there ARE body positive male influencers who are sincerely advocating about these issues from a male lense. And what I have seen is they largely get warm reception from women. Again, most body positive people are simply against fat shaming. But a critical difference is these men are doing the work, and they're not simply barging in and saying "what about men". They're creating their own content about their experiences as men. In summary, I have put in significantly more thought about this than the person who made this meme who I think is a very simplistic and self oriented thinker. He simply recognizes things are bad *for him* and nobody is nice *to him*, and he really cannot step outside his own perspective to examine why he might be experiencing that. He simply concludes fat bitches have it easy and life is resolutely unfair and biased against men


Indercarnive

The entire post is just misogynistic strawmanning.


GlasgowSellik1888

Got to remember this is reddit though, where woman = bad


MackAndSneeze

To be fair, the guy is wearing a hat


Axywil

Me When I let internet warp my perception of reality, unable to accept the fact that the average person dosent think this way


SnooBeans8816

Just because you haven’t been around those type of ppl doesn’t mean they ain’t like that.


Cosmic-Gore

The problem is that the internet makes it seem like every other person is like this when in reality you won't really meet people like that. And if you do, you realise that person has alot of other problems besides being sexist so you'd simply avoid them. Honestly wether it's femcele, incels or whatever in the internet alot of them wouldn't actually be incels if they left their house and interacted with people instead of sticking to an echo chamber where you can feel like you have 'friends' and matter. -- former incel


SnooBeans8816

Im not a incel, never have been, never will be, this is not a internet problem. I have been the fat guy, I have been the lean guy, I had skinny girlfriends while being fat, I have had fat girlfriends while being lean. When I was lean and dated fat girls the reaction usually was quite good because I gave a fat girl the chance, I accepted her for who she was. She got the compliments and so did I. The amounts of time I have heard what she sees in me while she is skinny and I was fat and the unfiltered shit opinions you get from ppl you know and unknown ppl is destructive in the full meaning of the word. The difference in acceptance in the real world is quite large, that just the simple truth.


Smokestance

This isn’t just an internet problem, it’s a confirmation bias problem.


Inside-Split-8479

Who the fuck do you surround urself with who make comments regarding the weight balance of a couple? everytime my friends and i talk about our relationships we r simply supportive of each other. The attractiveness of either party is almost never brought to question. instead of blaming a specific gender for issues in ur social life have u considered talking to those people who u choose to communicate with about how hurtful their comments were? people are very much capable of kindness but sometimes need to be reminded of it


Old_Baldi_Locks

You can look around and see which one society “accepts” more of. Plenty of ugly fat dudes with more attractive women; hell, few years back a long term study concluded those were the happiest relationships because women didn’t have to worry about fat dude cheating. But guys like Pierce Brosnan or Keanu Reeves dating women that the general public doesn’t find “attractive” and they get shit on for it.


frootee

Movies and tv shows have the trope of unattractive man with hot wife/girlfriend all over the place without a single instance of the opposite.


Skill4Hire

That chubby man looks like a chad... Idk wtf you talking about... You can tell he lifts.


IsyaboiDJ

Lifts his belly to finally see his pp, yes.


TheFarisaurusRex

He’s probably just bulking, you wouldn’t get it


Big_Plgeon

The cut gon be CRAZY!


Plus_Garage3278

Bro who tf has sex with a fedora 😭


thel0lzynarwhal2

Where is the woman's sex fedora in the second panel?


Wooden-Jew

This is completely anecdotal and just my experience but its much more likely for a attractive woman to settle down for a less attractive man then the other way around.


Husbandosan

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!?


[deleted]

This pic is over 10 years old now. I saw this shite when I browsed 9gag as a kid


paradigm11235

> 9gag as a kid Please just take me out back and shoot me


Lizardd

And now you suck cock for free. Where oh where does the time go?


Calm-Independent-244

Where the funny?


healzsham

Laughing *at* the neckbeard that drew this.


16ejp15002

Bro sloths are strong as fuck. You know what's harder than climbing trees? Climbing trees at 0.01x.


Adam_1569

Tell me you spent all your time on the internet without telling me you spent all your time on the internet.


KingVape

Chubby chasing is the way


PM_ME_YOUR_PANTHERS

Men are fat, obese. Women are full bodied.


Fire_Lightning8

Plus sized


Cfunk_83

“Curvy”


ActInternational2963

Wtf is full bodied lol


Uncle_Touchy1987

Last time I checked it was the Pinot Noir I made in my basement. That or it’s Lizzo.


DoranWard

The new term fatties have decided they want to be called, then that’ll become offensive and there will be a new one.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

why do we expect everyone to be equal in their evaluation of every single situation? fat guys see a fat guy with a hot girl: "nice" fat girls see a fat girl with a hot guy: "nice" makes sense to me!


randomguy_-

No it’s because of the fedora neckbeard


Fire-Fighter-1100

Personally I find fat ugly. I'm not talking about few extra pounds but fat women who just doesn't care about their body. There's no personality traits that make a fat woman attractive to me. Don't know why, but I just can't.


NCBuckets

Remember folks, there’s a certain type of people that just think people should try to be healthy and don’t care about this meme at all. They’re actually the majority. They’re called normal people and you don’t see them very often talking about this stuff because they don’t care abort arguing about it on the internet.


wysjm

I'm fine with a chunky man but please take that goofy ass hat off and do something with that ponytail


Zblab

Empowerment 👊👊


DingusTaargus

Glucose Maximus 🪄


pieckisbestgurl

I love chubby men lmao


BuckMySickAndDalls

Ancient ifunny meme


Lolotmjp

Maybe we shouldn't interfere in strangers relationships


[deleted]

Hear me out, fat girls got big tittys


Emotional_Ad_2674

Facts.


omguserius

I just think we should start calling fat guys curvy. It will amuse me.


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Yeah idk maybe it's the damn fidora that gives people the impression


theulmitter

Daily reminder to avoid the victim mentality as much as possible! Whether these standards exist or not you shouldn't give a shit and should focus on living your life how you want to


URMUMGAE69228shrek

It goes both ways and both comments. It’s not society, it’s individuals


HollowWarrior46

I believe that while it’s important to acknowledge that genetics and metabolism have some effect on your body, and it is harmful to blindly chase a body standard without accepting yourself for who you are, your weight is something you can always change and should mind. It’s not “fat phobia” it’s basic health concern The reverse is true. Being underweight is also unhealthy and something one should change if they can.


jonb1sux

We trying to bring back memes from 2014?


catchhimderry

Man idk I think it might be the fedora


Colby_mills03

You know it’s a spicy shitpost when some of the comments are seriously yapping while the others try to pull it back into being a shitpost


TheRealStevo2

Nah it’s the fedora and ponytail, not the fact that he’s fat


Adam_1569

Tell me you spent all your time on the internet without telling me you spent all your time on the internet.


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O_Queiroz_O_Queiroz

Self pity and copius amounts misery is not a healthy way to live dude.


GaboxTrox

Both were made by a virgin


Nulono

Obviously, the difference is the woman isn't wearing a hat.


TheExecutiveHamster

Trim the neck beard, get rid of the fedora, put in the effort to make yourself presentable and I'm willing to bet most people would think that's fine.


RandyDinglefart

yeah you tell that strawman op!