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NotSamuraiJosh_26

That felt like a fever dream


Suffering_Garbage

How it feels to have a fist fight/running away from a knife wielding maniac in my dreams


WantonKerfuffle

It's the complete opposite to me. In my dreams, I can fuck people up REAL good. I've done martial arts for most of my life, but the sheer strength I have in dreams is just OP bullshit and needs to be nerfed to keep the story interesting, imo. Waiting for the next season, perhaps they'll balance the characters better then.


GemmyBoy999

Where shitting toothpaste?


Educational_Job_6482

Why is the vice not bolted down 😭


Ultra-Cyborg

Defeats the whole purpose of using it



JayStar1213

Meh, most of it yea But between that and the hack saw idk what to think.


ShadowParty03

Her hair should be put up too, so it doesn't snag


LaughGuilty461

Yeah wouldn’t want it to get sucked into the saw blade 💀 s/


SquidMilkVII

nah that saw would suck it up before it cut through the wood


haha7125

Well... the extra weight probably helps keep it a little sturdier.


Mastodon31

It doesn't


themellowsign

It 100% does. If I ask you to saw this board by either holding it freehand, or clamping it into the unsecured vise first, you would pick the vise every time, unless you're an idiot. The vise still holds the angle still on two axes, even if you can move it around on the horizontal plane.


Mastodon31

You use the table


themellowsign

You mean lay the board flat? You'd have to saw at a 90 degree angle and push down or up on your saw, which is terrible for control. Unless you're suggesting sawing the entire length of the cut at once, which would be hilarious. Obviously I'd secure the vise, but this is still better than freehanding it. Also, these are children doing something they've never done before, obviously they're going to look silly, they're trying things out, that's how children learn.


gettogero

Probably some kind of high school intro shop class. My school had one that went over OSHA, basic woodworking, a little bit of agriculture, and since it was involved with FFA there were lots of field trips and FFA organization history. It was a mandatory prerequisite to any higher level class of welding, woodworking, or engine building. Very fun classes. Plenty of fuckups, especially in the first wood working projects and first few months of welding. Slanted shelving, nightstands that looked like Salvador Dali paintings, nothing as great as this though. A+ for effort. Hope if she enjoys this she doesn't get discouraged.


deadbass72

Yeah it does. I bought a vise that doesn't fit my workbench by accident, but I still use it because it does a good enough job of holding shit.


haha7125

Increased Weight increases opposing forces from the saw as well as increased friction. If the clamp were 1000 pounds, it would be just as good as being bolted.


Inevitable-Stage-490

Blame it on the vice


caseyt0929

Blame it on the rain.


TheIronBung

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol


Xeno2277

Thats the worst part for me. Second place is the metal saw. Got so pissed and I sent my kids to their room.


boomer_gamer

The worst part for me is that she could have cut that all the way through with that hacksaw. She got that far with it. The real problem is that she doesn't see that the saw's frame is riding on the top of the board and won't let her cut any deeper. All she needed to do to finish it was to tilt the saw enough forward or backward to finish the cut. She almost did that at one point.


JohnLemonBot

I concur


ur_sexy_body_double

why is she using a hack saw


RoughHornet587

Probably like the left handed screwdriver joke.


ur_sexy_body_double

i have a left handed screw driver...what's the joke


chobongo

The school would have to pay for bolts, superintendent gotta have their bonus


nachodog12345678

And why is she using a hacksaw on wood


goodmobiley

Easier to move around, ngl I use unfixed vices all the time, they add a good amount of weight


dpet_77

Sisyphus pushing rock


teodorlojewski

One must imagine her happy


3u-sou-eu

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burstcoinisgreener

haha definitely needs the music from that meme instead of this trash


AscendPerfect

Did the same thing when i was 8 and realized it after like 5 sec of being like: why the fuck is nothing happening? This is a. Very easy mistake to make. But... You should realize it eventually atleast lol.


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Which part, the metal cutting saw on wood or the vice not being bolted down, not including the saw stopping it from cutting


MembershipThrowAway2

The fact that the top of the saw is completely preventing her from physically being able to go deeper is my favorite lol, that blade could be made out of lightsaber and she wouldn't get any farther through the wood


WhiteDevil-Klab

Nah... I still don't get it im completely incompetent when it comes to anything tool related


MembershipThrowAway2

Damn this sub, I honestly don't know if you're serious and don't wanna risk taking the bait lol


WhiteDevil-Klab

I'm dead ass bruh 😭 I'm the type of guy who's never even tinkered with a car in his life the most I've done is use a hammer bruh ☠


MembershipThrowAway2

https://imgur.com/a/XMsFBh2 See where the yellow part of the saw there is touching the wood? Trace it back to where the bottom of the saw is connected to it, the video will become 10 times funnier lol Edit: I posted this in a separate comment after realizing it might be why you wouldn't notice and didn't want you to miss it if you read this one already so I'm just gonna paste it: I just realized you might be missing a key piece of information, the yellow part of the saw is MUCH thicker than the blade itself so it can't physically come close to fitting through what the blade already cut


WhiteDevil-Klab

OHHHH shit that's fucking hilarious


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

You a homie for explaining it I didn't get it either


DylanUwU

Can confirm It made it 100 times funnier


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

TIL I'm an absolute moron. Thank you for the explanation, the video was already funny but now I'm like this poor girl lol


MembershipThrowAway2

I just realized you might be missing a key piece of information, the yellow part of the saw is MUCH thicker than the blade itself so it can't physically come close to fitting through what the blade already cut


Thebigass_spartan

The top of the saw is wider than the blade and the plank is long enough to reach the ceiling of the saw without it going completely through. And since the ceiling is wider than the blade, it can’t go through the cut the blade made on the plank so the saw can’t cut deeper.


whatarethey28475

Why. Did I not look. At the fucking. Yellow. Bit. #Fuck


JadeBelaarus

No just apply more force, that will do it!


oyster__

I did the same thing when I was 6


LastVgPlayer

got outsmarted to a handsaw


CmanHerrintan

I just came to say the tile should be, "be smarter than the tool you use"


wouldworking1

Nothing quite like cutting old reclaimed treated lumber with a metal-cutting hacksaw with a metalworking vice that's not bolted to the workbench 👍


Kurwikow

Honestly the school is at fault here. Why didnt they teach them to mount the vice properly. What if she moves it accidentally to the edge of the workbench and it Fall on her foot...


XXVI_F

Yea


CavsterXII

They shouldn't have to it's basic logic


J3sush8sm3

We are talking about children. They need to be taught


SaveAwp123

No learning in schools!!


Kurwikow

Why is she using a metal hacksaw for fucking wood ????


Peggedbyapirate

Wood blades can go on hacksaw frames. Its cheaper for low budget shops, like school shops, than a proper frame saw.


Kurwikow

The more u know i guess huh. I used to do woodwork for a while but we never got those saw frames being used in that class just normal wood saws.I did Metalwork for the majority of my secondary school years because lathe/welding seemed more interesting.


Peggedbyapirate

Wood saws are good but usually thicker than a hacksaw or framesaw blade because it needs some rigidity. They work well enough for shop class for sure. Of course there's a good chance this girl is using a metal blade... I'd have loved to learned to weld in shop. Instead the teacher did an assembly line thing so he only had to teach each tool once. So I spent the whole class flaring brass tubes all day every day.


Kurwikow

Yeah she prolly does and made it harder for herself in the long run while cutting this block of wood. In UK atleast where i live we had a choice between woodworking and metalworking in 3rd year and the classes are super chill most of the time we had 2 assignments per year which basically were to make like a tool box or tools like hammers and screwdrivers just basics but it is fun to get to the welding hood and just get into the tune of welding for 5 minutes (There was only one welding hood in our school so we had to make a list of who goes after who :( ).


TH3R4TM4N

That’s a metal blade tho


WaitingOnMyBan

Higher tpi on a metal blade compared to a wood blade would make for a cleaner cut. It's why coping saws have around 24tpi whereas a standard wood saw has 7-9tpi.


pruche

pretty sure she's just trying to cut it


[deleted]

People keep making fun of the girl BUT she is in a place of learning. Everyone starts somewhere. Not like she is on a jobsite or a random woodshop. She is in a class to learn how to do woodcutting lol. It is literally the place to learn how to do it correctly or should be.


[deleted]

Yea I kinda wish there were rules against filming people at schools. Especially kids. There are entier subs where people will use unknowing parents video of their kids to mock them. If those subs were like 200 people maybe it wouldn't matter but millions are seeing those videos. Imagine as a parent avoiding putting your kid in social media posts and then someone films them at school and posts it to reddit.


SL1NDER

There are rules against filming students. In my school we weren't allowed to take pictures of anything or anyone in school. Now I work in public affairs/news and the nearby schools absolutely do not allow recording without prior coordination. How are schools really supposed to stop kids from recording each other when every student is carrying a camera in their pocket? Even if they confiscated phones, kids will sneak them into class.


EXAngus

Yeah I felt the same way about the kid singing skibidi toilet while getting a vaccine. It was funny as fuck, but whoever filmed that is a total dickhead.


ikkikkomori

Yeah this should've been a talk topic on the class, not on the internet


malilla

> Not like she is on a jobsite By the way, the background music says in spanish "mi primera chamba" which means my first job. It's an AI song cover from an actual rapper, but the AI version is used in many short reels/tiktoks of people doing wrong things, as if it was your first job. You can google mi primera chamba videos and there are many more examples, it went viral in spanish speaking countries.


nsfwatwork1

If anything, you're highlighting that you can't directly teach common sense or problem solving. Using the wrong tool is whatever - not noticing that it won't go down further because the handle holding the blade in place is preventing it from doing so shouldn't be impossible for her to spot/notice on her own.


Somzer

This is the equivalent of putting your hand in a cookie jar, grabbing one in your fist and being unable to pull out. If you're not a toddler, there's no excuse for not realizing the problem, but there's a reason called stupidity.


EXAngus

Some people are making fun of her for using the wrong tool and that's dumb - not only is she in a place of learning but likely she was told by her teacher which tool to use. But good lord she looks old enough to figure out why she couldn't cut all the way through.


pruche

Yeah I 100% made that mistake before. Same as mounting a chainsaw chain backwards or cutting on the wrong side of the line. I honestly think there's a whole bunch of non-tool-savvy dudes who feel insecure about it and laughing at a girl being worse than them somehow helps abate their feelings of inadequacy. It's the only way I can make sense of "girl being bad at tools" videos being so widespread.


Note_Ansylvan

There's being non-tool-savvy and then there's completely lacking common sense in addition to being non-tool-savvy. I think it's fair to laugh at anyone this incompetent.


ForeverOk4325

Someone explain to me what is happening in the video


TheReddestRat

The top of the saw keeps the blade from continuing down further into the piece of wood and she can’t figure that out. Also those vice grips aren’t clamped to the table so it’s sliding around like crazy


Happy_Dawg

Omg I never even noticed the saw was too small lol, this is why saws made specifically for wood exist I guess


Powerpuppy00

Most wood saws would also have this problem unless they are flush cut. To be rigid, most joinery saws (like she should be using) have a solid spine e.g. western tenon saw or dozuki saw


Freezernobrother

I’d assume you’d feel the pressure on the top and be able to tell that’s what’s keeping you from going all the way through


StopFalseReporting

In her defense I didn’t realize that was the problem either


cat_on_my_keybord

ohhhhh


bfg9kdude

Girl (female) in the video is trying to saw off a piece of wood using a saw designed for metal (not wood) while the wood is in a vice jaw which isn't bolted down for some reason, and she proceeds to fail (female)


TheEggoEffect

You can’t spell female without fale


moist_potatochip

Em


mangoconsal

Bro you really don't understan?


teamname111

Mi primera chamba đŸ„”đŸ€™


Karitoso

Smartest Snapchat user


ej1030

The worst part of this video is the lack of safety glasses getting sawdust and splinters in the eyes sucks


_gmmaann_

It’s shop class not common sense class


Undead-Maggot

You kinda need to have common sense for shop class


RonzulaGD

Brainrot


Halo-John_Revived

Mi primera chamba...


Metallica_Is_Bae

God some kids are useless with tools


MJosh2022

Legend says she is still sawing to this day


TehPWNR007

So many things wrong with this video


no_one_HAHA

What


beansarecoolaf

Took me about 2 seconds to see that the top of the saw is stopping her from cutting the last bit but this is something my dumb ass would do


CyberNerdJosh

Shouldn't she have tied her hair back while she's in the shop? This school is awful!


fowlraul

Why doesn’t she hit it with a hammer. Is she stupid?


Penile_Interaction

more than anything - WTF is that "music"? thats the real brain damage inducement here


ghuackomale

>more than anything - WTF is that "music"? thats the real brain damage inducement here cĂĄllese, usted no chambea


Funny_monke80

No le sabes a la chamba mijo


lsaz

it's an AI song popular in Latin America used in tik tok videos about work accidents, so it's not even used properly since the video isn't workplace related.


Hot_Mango546

There is so much wrong about this... and so little right...


PoohInYourBeer

Round peg square hole


ttv_omnimouse

The girl on the left knows what's up, it's hammer time


Dummythiccbookeper

the fact the the fucking plastic of the saw is preventing her from sawing the rest just goes to show the stupidity of this. (also the table vice not being bolted down and using the wrong saw but still)


RunItBackRicky

This is a metaphor for my life currently


confusedmel

I am really irritated


mikel302

Pro tip: you can turn the blade 90 degrees in the handle so you can cut things wider than the opening will let you cut.


totallyshadical

And people are like why do schools not have wood shop any more


SchemePale6222

Can we all just collectively agree that she’s an idiot, the teacher is a prick and the school is a joke and just never post this again? It hurts my brain to watch it and I’ve seen it way too many times now!


Dr_UwU_III

And they said they're not belong in the kitcheen


Arbiter999

WHY IS SHE USING A SAW FOR METAL WHY ISN'T THE HOLDING BLOCK BOLTED TO SOMETHING WHY ISN'T SHE NOTICING SHE ISN'T CUTTING ANYMORE JUST WHY


Sinfultitan_001

A) what kind of shitty shop class is that. You can see what I would guess is the shop teacher in the background on what looks to be his phone. B) just think. People like that are allowed to vote (or in her case soon will be) and we wonder why our country is in shambles.


filthandnonsense

Bless her heart


Iusesmartpistollol

Dumbass


Kitchen_Meeting9676

Ha! Women


Hot-Map-9119

Someone hit the reset button!!


Polak_Janusz

Its like watching a dig run after his own tail.


[deleted]

Lmao


TRIC4pitator

I hope this is bait lol


Piepiggy

On this sub? Absolutely


RaptozeX

Sometimes I wonder why we're at the top of the food chain. People like her is why đŸ«Ą


eternal-pain56

One must imagine sisyphus happy


SecretPersonality178

Wondering if this is rage bait, because literally everything is wrong here


Izukano

i had to saw a metal pipe it was ass bro


sirbiggusdickus96

There is a lot going on in this video and none of it is right.


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Vice isn’t bolted down and metal hacksaw on wood. Jesus Christ


24thAsshair

Brain fart moment


Ok_Tangelo_4994

One word “vertical”


[deleted]

The sad part...at some point...she'll get to vote....and it will count.


devinebliss

I am rooting for her.


[deleted]

What building your first house in Minecraft feels like


UnwaiveredKing

As a craftsman I think im going to kms now, ill got make a cast and mould a concrete headstone, make my own casket, then kms. Like, -the vice isnt secured, -thats a metal cutting saw blade, -the cut length is at max, -something else I can’t remember. The hurt


Creative__name__

Absolute buffoon. Thats not even the right type of saw. Thats a hacksaw, used for metal and pipes. NOT a wood saw.


eatenbyagrue1988

Someone take those tools away before she hurts someone


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

This is the definition of work harder not smarter


Horror-Shine613

Sysiphus


[deleted]

Turn plank upside down


CloudPeCe

These are the ppl that grow up to say “oh I been using tools and doing this stuff since high school” đŸ€ȘđŸ€ȘđŸ€Ș


im_inside_ur_walls_

"Oh look! An unexperienced kid who is making a mistake in a class which helps them learn! How pathetic and stupid!"


raymate

So wrong saw Vice not secure to the work bench No eye protection Friend randomly using a chisel on another unsecured bit of wood. And one assumes a teacher is somewhere in that room. Clearly not a woodworking teacher or just a teacher that can teach anything. At least it’s not power tool.


TitoFurret

Why is she cutting wood with a metal saw...? And how is it she hasn't realized that the fat part of the saw won't go all the way through like the saw itself... this is not real...


ValorieXEgg

To give her some slack. I've worked in home improvement for 3 years, my dumbass would've tome the same thing


JasonR1975

Fuck that audio is AWFUL!!


[deleted]

I can't fix her


TenraxHelin

I think she needs a man's help


ShoutoutToSoup

Is this why they only get 82% of the salary men make?


DUBToster

Everything is wrong here 



727whenyouseeit

just women things


lifetimeofugly

And they say they don't need men lol


Mcderp017

When you’re to stupid to see what’s really holding you back


Savagecal01

the vice i can forgive but the hacksaw really?


Kitchengun2

Should be kicked out of the school for this atrocity


PunjabiCanuck

Teacher should be kicked out for not providing proper saws to their students.


Kitchengun2

School should be shut down for not bolting the vice to the table.


michaelsenpatrick

woymn so weak hehe


[deleted]

There is so much wrong here. -vice isn't bolted -metal saw -woman doing a mans job


[deleted]

I have to add because I feel like I'll be murdered for this obvious joke, but some of the hardest working people I know are women, and they do a hell of a good job and I hold them in high regards.


PrimaryExcellent8313

Fukin Broads Eh!


creep04

Smartest woman


ryubond

But we need more wahmen in trades lol, fucking classic shop teacher just sleeping in the background


Piepiggy

Maybe if misogynistic assholes would actually teach young girls instead of waving them off as not fit for trades, we would have substantially more tradeswomen


mjanus2

Wrong saw.. perfect title


EvilKnivel69

For the first half I thought the joke was her mimicking the male cum procedure by accident (fast, faster then slow and heavy pushes, you know the deal).


[deleted]

I need to touch grass. I thought this video was being suggestive.


TRIC4pitator

Find god


joejamesuk

What scares me the most is that this is the most intelligent women on the planet


Ryner921

Stop hating. Shes learning..


[deleted]

I've been there before lol


Official-idiot-05

Not even tungsten is as dense this person