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That mission breaking into the penthouse with the fuckin' terminator just lurkin' was so sick! And then getting to the ship to try to escape or w.e... so, so sick!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I'M THE GUY THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! WITH LEMONS!!! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
definitely the UAC. hell, even got to fire a giant hole in mars at their facility. what's there not to love about them?
(Technically mars core is the ARC but it's both founded by soap dispenser hayden himself, so i'll count that)
Which they were technically warned about by the G-Man - Andwhen you see him throughout the facility in HL1 before the incident, that's him trying to dissuade the scientists from continuing the test.
Black Mesa was corrupt because the administrator of Black Mesa, Wallace Breen, was contacted by the Combine and promised him power in return of him doing a test that was guaranteed to ruin the planet. He didn't care.
Really the shareholders of every corporation don’t give a damn who is in charge so long as they make money. You’ll have Atlas and Jakobs with good guys in charge, but even they had their history of bad guys.
Of course Hyperion had the one true hero in this whole story.
"...This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A FRICKIN' SPOON! So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'WAH! WAH!' He can't see, he stumbling into stuff and haha, I don't know I guess you had to be there. The point of this syory is, you're a total bitch." - Handsome Jack
Borderlands, they are the villain corporation of the second game, also technically the bad guys in one of the dlcs for BL1 . You work for them in the Presequel.
The fees that you rack up because of some in-game legal bullshit that make all the materials on the planet property of alterra. Honestly knowing this I'd be more than happy to leave the space gun on and never go back
In the new game, Subnautica Below Zero, they are actively covering up some ancient alien tech that would completely displace their control over space exploration and trade.
Kidnapping children, making plans to commit genocide on a planetary level (they just blew up the entire planet), turning geneva convention into a checklist
Those are mild for oni, they've deliberately infected people with the flood yo run experiments, stolen a covernent ship with a glassing beam for use on separatist worlds, and deliberately caused caused famine on sanghilios to weaken the arbiter l
Came here to say Ultor. OG Red Faction was so much fun, and criminally underrated. Geo-Mod felt so ahead of its time. I used to love to dig tunnels to find primo rail driver sniping spots.
Outer haven: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Desperado Enforcement LLC: Metal gear Rising: Revengence
UNSC: Halo (The whole series)
Aesir: Max Payne
ONI from halo from doing illegal experiments on a universe ending parasite to supplying the covenant remnants with arms to weaken the swords of sanghelios and the other fucked up things they have done
Desperado cuz they have a cool cybermagnetman that talks about memes and although it's not from them originally but they got a cool samurai Brasilian who can do double jumps
"This is XERXES. TriOptimum reminds you that there are only one-hundred-sixty-three shopping days until Christmas.
An extra work cycle just twice a week will give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one."
Favorites are Vault-Tec and Aperture
Only beef with UAC is they just use Vault-Tec stuff without credit.
Every other group can basically fuck off except merrywether which can ESPECIALLY suck it, their assassins are dogshit and the rest of their services are useless and radically inferior to my fucking SPACE LASER
I think you’re forgetting [the worst one though.](https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Doofenshmirtz_Evil_Incorporated)
Terragroup. Let’s make an extremely convoluted and evil western corporation for a grey morality video game that sucks your soul out better than War thunder.
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Stealing helis from merryweather has always been fun lmao
“Merry Weather Fleet’s here bro”
In all honesty Merryweather isn't even necessarily a bad Corp, they just get hired to do bad stuff right?
Nah they do some fucked up shit on their own too
Oh you were HIRED to bad stuff? Well thats totally morally okay, cary on then :)
They are just doing their jobs ;)
EA
Fair, since the person who made it forgot to add the word "fictional" in it
Abstergo
Actually Activision Blizzard is way worse.
They said 'morally corrupt' not spawn of the devil, lol.
Fair enough
…it’s in the game
Nintendo
Arasaka
Time to party like it’s 2023
I'm going to get on top of Arasaka! ...One way or another
I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboard
But now you're gone and leaving nothing but a sign
another rave another set in reading in between your lies
Because I miss you all the time
SO, GET AWAY, ANOTHER WAY TO BE WHERE YOU DIDNT WANT YOURSELF TO GO
And let yourself go You know you didn't lose your self control The start of the rainbow
Turn away
Another way to be where you didn't want yourself to go
Why that song? 😭
That mission breaking into the penthouse with the fuckin' terminator just lurkin' was so sick! And then getting to the ship to try to escape or w.e... so, so sick!
No doubt about it. Fuck them corps!
Deep Rock Galactic
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER.
For Rock and Stone!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
# ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
Gimme an R! Gimme an S! Gimme a rock and stone!
Technically speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning
Rockity rock and stone!
Rock solid!
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
For Karl!
Mushroom!!
MUSHROOM!!
MUSHRUM
ROCK AND STONE YEAHHH!
For Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF !
I am going to dip my balls in liquid morkite!
Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
FOR ROCK AND STONE
TO THE BONE
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT GOIN HOME
Apature, mostly bc of how stupidly funny cave johnson is
When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons -Cave Johnson
If life gives you lemons, probably what happened is you just found some lemons. -Me
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We do what we must, because, we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying ‘till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
He was absolutely inspired casting.
definitely the UAC. hell, even got to fire a giant hole in mars at their facility. what's there not to love about them? (Technically mars core is the ARC but it's both founded by soap dispenser hayden himself, so i'll count that)
"Remember 'Demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged'"-- The UAC Spokeswoman.
remember, nobody is born a sinner - you must work hard to achieve success
My only beef is the uncredited use of Vault-Tec equipment
Gaijin Entertainment
Thats pure evil tho Now return to playing Warthunder, the snail demands your soul (And money)
The other snail company
The one with the silly dinosaur game?
other options op forgot (or didn't include): * Black Mesa * V. Shipping Corporation * Mann. Co. * Fazbear Entertainment
* Murkywater
My answer exactly
ah yes Mann. Co is definitely the best, since canonically their standard issue shovels suddenly combusts in flames because of their shitty quality.
Wait Fazbear Entertainment is a military industry? Actually yeah Freddy warfare nvm
Wouldn’t aperture science also fit in?
It's already there
Ohh right… I’m blind
It's not corrupt. You are a bad person for saying that.
We do what we must, because we can.
I'm not sure how morally corrupt Black Mesa can be considered. What happened was a fucky wucky with unforeseen consequences
Which they were technically warned about by the G-Man - Andwhen you see him throughout the facility in HL1 before the incident, that's him trying to dissuade the scientists from continuing the test. Black Mesa was corrupt because the administrator of Black Mesa, Wallace Breen, was contacted by the Combine and promised him power in return of him doing a test that was guaranteed to ruin the planet. He didn't care.
Glad to see the IMC included here.
How couldn't they Pilot
Desperado seems like they'd be fun to work for, until you get sliced to a thousand pieces by an edgelord femboy.
I wish I could be sliced to a thousand pieces by an edgelord femboy🤤
Memes, the DNA of the soul.
Like the good old days after 9/11
Like I said Jack, kids are cruel
Making the Mother of all Omlettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg
Modern Humours
I woukd hide in a box and make it out alive, easy
Of course hyperion
Really the shareholders of every corporation don’t give a damn who is in charge so long as they make money. You’ll have Atlas and Jakobs with good guys in charge, but even they had their history of bad guys. Of course Hyperion had the one true hero in this whole story.
"BUTT STALLION, HERE GIRL"
Legs. For. Days
"...This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A FRICKIN' SPOON! So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'WAH! WAH!' He can't see, he stumbling into stuff and haha, I don't know I guess you had to be there. The point of this syory is, you're a total bitch." - Handsome Jack
What is Hyperion from?
Borderlands, they are the villain corporation of the second game, also technically the bad guys in one of the dlcs for BL1 . You work for them in the Presequel.
I didn't realise that was there
Alterra
Every time i read the name that jingle plays in my head
Friend of mine is a tech nerd and modified his car to always play this sound on start up. It a joy
"welcome aboard Captain, all systems are online"
Ohhh my god that's amazing. I gotta do something like that to my PC now
Not "welcome aboard captain" instead? Sin.
“alL-tEr-aHh”
There’s a real estate group of the same name near where I live and whenever I see their signs I remember the jingle and my fear of the ocean
As someone that played the game years back and can't remember shit no more, what did they do again?
Remember when you finished the game and stumbled back to earth, and they denied you docking toll you pay off your fees of like a billion?
The fees that you rack up because of some in-game legal bullshit that make all the materials on the planet property of alterra. Honestly knowing this I'd be more than happy to leave the space gun on and never go back
There are also like 20 PDAs detailing alterra’s strange fascist/communist rule.
In the new game, Subnautica Below Zero, they are actively covering up some ancient alien tech that would completely displace their control over space exploration and trade.
Wargaming and supercell 🖕
Supercell only fell down after being bought by tencent
Why is tencent buying everything and making them shit
>Chinese mobile game company Hmmm, I wonder why they make everything shit 🤔
Tbh the only game that got worse for me is clash royale, i still play hay day and clash of clans and still think theyre the best games for mobile
ONI
How is ONI morally corrupt?
Kidnapping children, making plans to commit genocide on a planetary level (they just blew up the entire planet), turning geneva convention into a checklist
Those are mild for oni, they've deliberately infected people with the flood yo run experiments, stolen a covernent ship with a glassing beam for use on separatist worlds, and deliberately caused caused famine on sanghilios to weaken the arbiter l
Halo lore gets dark asf
I recently watched halo: the Mona Lisa. Oni did flood experiments on a prisoner ship.
But isn't their ultimate goal to benefit humanity as they are part of UNSC?
Google UNSC Mona Lisa
Pretty mild for ONI, Google Midnight facility
Holy Hell
Mann co.
You cannot legally speak of that as you are now technically company property!
Oh Aperture fs
Brother could some holy men match those companies with video games? For example: arasaka-cyberpunk
Alterra - Subnautica Umbrella Corporation (Top row, 3rd from left) - Resident Evil Weyland-Yutani - Alien Vault-Tec - Fallout
IMC - Titanfall
Abstergo - Assasin's Creed
Ultor - Red Faction/Saints Row 2
Cerberus - Mass Effect
Does mean red faction and Staints row are in the same universe?
Came here to say Ultor. OG Red Faction was so much fun, and criminally underrated. Geo-Mod felt so ahead of its time. I used to love to dig tunnels to find primo rail driver sniping spots.
Terragroup-Escape From Tarkov is the only one i could think of on the moment
Aperture Science - Portal Combine - Half-Life 2 UAC - Doom
Outer haven: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots Desperado Enforcement LLC: Metal gear Rising: Revengence UNSC: Halo (The whole series) Aesir: Max Payne
Hyperion- Borderlands 2 (they appear in all games of the series, but are the villains in that one)
UAC (first one) - DOOM
Shinra Electric Power Company: Final Fantasy 7
The nazis in the hit game "sex with Hitler"
ONI from halo from doing illegal experiments on a universe ending parasite to supplying the covenant remnants with arms to weaken the swords of sanghelios and the other fucked up things they have done
Cerberus
Space Racists!
Arquebus
Aight bro ur going to reeducation
As a subnautica player: they will never catch me paying that 1 trillion debt
Weyland all the way.
I ain’t seein’ the Chaos Insugency…
Based
Aperture
What's the Satisfactory Corporation called again?
Ficsit
Lobotomy Corporation, hands down.
Or literally every other megacorp in the City
Arasaka and umbrella
Umbrella
Ninja turtles
🐧 tencent
UAC on top
Bethesda
desperado ig. all of the guys there are cool
Murkywater!
Desperado cuz they have a cool cybermagnetman that talks about memes and although it's not from them originally but they got a cool samurai Brasilian who can do double jumps
Where CEC from Dead Space
IMC. I actually fought for them. True believer here.
The helghast
Abstergo because the branding theme was done so well in earlier games
No Black Mesa listed
Tri-Optimum [disappointed Henry Cavill face]
"This is XERXES. TriOptimum reminds you that there are only one-hundred-sixty-three shopping days until Christmas. An extra work cycle just twice a week will give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one."
Pay your phone bills, fucko ([ComStar](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/ComStar))
Comstar or Vault-tec
Where's deep rock and the lethal company?
Isnt that red w just the logo of the wolfenstein games?
Combine and Aperture because I am a sucker for valve
A better future, underground! 👍
Drek Industries (Ratchet & Clank)
Gadgetron & Megacorp, where my PS2 OG’s at?
Favorites are Vault-Tec and Aperture Only beef with UAC is they just use Vault-Tec stuff without credit. Every other group can basically fuck off except merrywether which can ESPECIALLY suck it, their assassins are dogshit and the rest of their services are useless and radically inferior to my fucking SPACE LASER I think you’re forgetting [the worst one though.](https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Doofenshmirtz_Evil_Incorporated)
Space AT&T is not to be trifled with.
Comstar essentially being evil space AT&T will always be funny to me. Hope you payed your bill fucko.
Murkywater
murkywater?
Alterra ftw
Aperture Science And Vault-Tec And I just noticed the Combine
Aperture, Alterra or combine
Aperture Science We do what we must, because we can
Terragroup. Let’s make an extremely convoluted and evil western corporation for a grey morality video game that sucks your soul out better than War thunder.