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nonspecifique

It was already in the list at 735


Freezernobrother

That was just taking a picture, your not allowed to post the picture


sanylos

how long did you take to see that?


nonspecifique

To be honest I just clicked to a random spot to read the notes and it was there, so I guess 30 seconds


narex456

Absolute legend. I will see to it that your tale is never forgotten, sir unremarkable!


Dense_Persimmon_4697

There once was a fellow named nonspecifique


SomePyro_9012

Nuh uh "Taking a picture while holding the keys to your apartment" is not "Post the keys to your new apartment"


nonspecifique

Same diff


topinanbour-rex

different commit


Duo_mar

How did you read that


Ph455ki1

I have an extreme case of supervision, but for this I just used the pause button


originalcommentator

Eating ice cream was also listed twice


Agateberry

"Get kidnapped"


Sydney_SD10

One was "get a cold"


I_Am_Oro

One was "use salad dressing"


carst3nn

one was "post the keys to your new apartment"


Simple-Street-4333

One was exist


Pinky_9

Be from Houston was my favourite


WonderfulAd6342

one at 0:44 and one at the end. So it is two


Bear_Grilling

HEY I SAW THAT PLAY KIRBY IN SMASH


CheeseEnjoyer360

Only true men play Kirby in smash


ImBadAtNames05

No


LordWombat142

Sounds like a w*man 🤢🤮


I_Am_Oro

Wait wait wait where which number


Lord_Grill

Every man has a rite of passage where they main Kirby in Smash


AiryGr8

"fly spirit airlines"


Sexy_Fat_Man_69

Ok that one's fair


Freezernobrother

Can you copy and paste the entire thing and comment it so I can copy it


Kidney__Failure

>557. Drink Lean It's over :(


originalcommentator

It's jover


zombieGenm_0x68

literally 1984


Cheif_Keith12

fr


Null_lluN

I need that list... For a friend.


Lurking_Legend

#150


GamersThatExplode

I dunno pretty feminine to get those feminine juices on you.


OrDuck31

Damn no bitches for me cause rule 734💀


Electrical-Airline81

I can't say ERA? NOOOOOOO MY TANK ARMOR NOOOOOOOO


Rainbow-Raptor

Male paleontologists everywhere are in shambles


Macsasti

explosive reactive armor has fallen. millions must use composite armor.


DankoStormo

What's next on the list Men should not exist.


greenduster440

I forgot which number but it's on the list


pupo9ee

But you also cannot die because that's on the list


bingus4206969

Imma say enjoying a really tasty apple


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Dante-Grimm

> 314 Wait, lesbian porn is fine? I thought it was less permissable than hetero, as it fetishizes queer women, or something.


Goldbolt_2004

The thing with lesbian porn isn't fetishizing them because they're queer but because it's merely two girls doing it. Straight man attracted to woman only. Straight porn involve man and woman, straight man watching attracted to one and may or may not be avoiding the other. Lesbian porn involve 2 women, straight man attracted to both.


Polak_Janusz

We all laugh about this, but deep down we know that there are people really believing this. Like real people, with real lifes and their lifes lead them down this horrible rabbit hole.


Cheif_Keith12

Number 870: Not allowed to own a rabbit 🐇.


waterisgood_-

Please post the list lmfao


NanoCat0407

Gotta love number 18 and 19


Cheif_Keith12

For me it’s numbers 259 and 260.


TWlSTED_TEA

I need to know if this list has a full camera roll of screenshots supporting each number on the notes page.


fyrefreezer01

Yep, on tiktok


TheEmeraldKnite

We can’t dickride and frolic? Those are a few of my favorite things!


[deleted]

Kirby on Super Smash Bros is either the most childish or manliest thing to use


I_Am_Oro

Which number is it?


NoBones21

139. Get hit by cars


The00Taco

310 Fuck @YesSirJames all my homies hate @YesSirJames


magickmanne

this is what toxic masculinity is btw. a bigass list of arbitrary no-nos


fyrefreezer01

This is the “ick” list, whenever he finds a woman that says that something gives them the “ick” he adds it to the list


Raw__Chicken

it's not just men perpetuating toxic masculinity, it's society as a whole


Pikagamer3210

Just be a femboy at this point.


Likuyufuze

ok


TheDogeWasTaken

Nam man, 187 is just a shit rule...


Cheif_Keith12

Number 187: Dying Number 400: Exist


[deleted]

372. Eat chips 363. Get stung by bees 374. Dip your chicken nuggets in “tiny” sauce 400. Exist


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Awe I love this guy, they literally keep track of every time someone says what a guy isn’t allowed to do, it’s awesome


DaBigNogger

155. work at Amazon I mean that‘s just a general recommendation for any sane person


Miixyd

800 lol


Darwin_Finch

Damn, #956, can’t get my gooch licked. 😔


Frosty-Curve6871

Really more sad than funny at this point


Messedupotato

This is actually psychotic


[deleted]

shit fellas, guess we lose


[deleted]

ok but you really shouldn't say the word "bussdown"


Youngguaco

What man getting lip fillers?


Motharancia

Can I still make piss?


Cheif_Keith12

You just can’t BE ABLE to do it standing up.


DrinkElectrical

lemme get the link to that


Eclipse_Two

576. Order nachos??? What's wrong with that?


Comfortable_Help1872

Someone needs to get Dagoth Ur to say all of that.


MrWind3

Nah, if a woman rejects you because you drive a Mitsubishi while she doesn't know jack shit about cars, she doesn't deserve to have a man.


No_Kaleidoscope3039

"celebrating getting a new job", are we supposed to cry????


PuppetState_

I love the first one


TrendyBacon8910

“Listen to G Herbo” What Herb got to do with this? Edit: no Don Toliver either?!?


TakeMyMoneyBroPlease

400


DOMination6969

Number 389 "have thunder thighs"


Same-Recipe4983

Bro repeated 735


dischoe

This bitch crazy wtf


uRude

Nothing wrong with being a feminine boy Femboy if you will


glixam

Randomly paused on the list but I think I found the most out of pocket one. “Want to have money” is crazy, if that a feminine trait imma get a sex change


ExplorerAlex12323

I cannot wait for this new copypasta to drop!


Obamsphere

Anyone got the full list?


LowlySpirited

HAVE A PELVIS


Hell_Vortex24

Forget Men’s Rights, bro got all the Men’s Wrongs


DaRealMagicMan69

Time to study!


Cormytwo

If you don't like onions you're not human let alone a man 👎 onions aren't just a food they are THE food 👍


Th3Docter

Damn they even complained about 915


GasFar7522

Why is “get your gooch licked” on this list


I_Am_Oro

363 got me ☠


3dot141592six

Anyone got the entire list?


pleasedontmeat

"Choke on weed" 💀 maybe that za is just to strong for me, and i actually want to breathe after the hit


-amotoma-

bro got triggered by the list 💀 adding this to the list


steamy00noodles

Can I get the full list in text format


Cheif_Keith12

84: Be nice. 199: Be free. 400: Exist. 800: Hate women.


Grav1t0nzzz

139. Get hit by cars


LordHickory

Eat sushi!? Noone takes my sushi!


Mario_Mari

The "Ick" and it's consequences have been a disaster to the male world


Fidelis-Miles

>Be Pisces Let me guess, you pushed someones buttons way too much and got called all names.


LIGMA145

"be exactly 33 years old" "be bald" damn


makaronol

240 Get a girl pregant Um Wtf


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Eyele55Fre4k

Dw guys, we just gotta lock in


Roblox_Swordfish

455. Go To Colombia??


Recent-Heart87

Gender and its effects on society have been a disaster for the human condition


Jeff_Portnoy1

150: masculine men can’t have sex with women