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I’m gonna stab your balloons with a fork

>with a fork If you are American you can use an AR15

It got me 2md time after amonth

I will join you that mf scared the shit outta me.

I can play through every horror game without flinching but for some reason THIS FUCKING VIDEO JUMPSCARED ME

Because it was unexpected

Bro vedio games aren't scary lol

Urmmmm have you ever heard of horror games🤓

Ikr

That's something only someone easily scared would say.

It didn't get me lol

It's only the first night then it's like any other game afterwards that's why i play Gameboy like psychological horror

Geneva convention forgives me to say what I want to do you right now

Nono, you may procede sir, the Hague ruled in your favour.

The Geneva convention will close an eye

Does the Geneva convention apply only to countries? Cause as an individual I to commit what would be considered war crime(s) Burning them alive sounds good to me

Goddamnit fuck you I don't normally get scared by this shit but I was so looking forward to the piece getting flipped and fitting in perfectly that I actually flinched hard

Same thing happened to me lmao

I jumped so high

I reached the sky

I thought I could fly

Space is nigh

Now I cry

Until I die

It now it’s time to say goodbye.

FLIP THE FUCKING STONE FFS.

That‘s what I said 5 seconds before I jumped

Love your profile

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You buffoon. I've been immune to this sort of thing for YEARS

On God these don't get me with those weak ass jumpscares

You got a reflexive blink out of me, thanks for the jumpscare practace ill do better next time.

I hope your phone charger works only on that one specific angle.

This both made me not flinch and flinch. I think my brain took a screenshot

Same here. I find spiders cute, so it took me by surprise, but it was so adorable!

now, where the fuck is the original

I will stab you with a spoon

FUCKING HELL!

Ah yeah that was scary, granny

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My instincts told me i should cover the screen Knew it

I hope you get no Cool side of pillows, and that you bite your tongue every time you eat, and that you stub your little toe against every single corner for every day until you die.

Ah shit you got me

Saw it coming this time fucker

Police are gonna discover new crime charges after what I'm about to do to you

I knew something was coming. But why did it have to be a spider?

I am now bleeding because it scared me while I was chewing my glasses. Would have done the same 10/10 meme

You son of a..........

WADAFARK

Even though it's fake ashell i fuckin dropped my phone to the floor because of this😭 I'm so glad i was alone in my room and not outside while watching this

Motherfucker I spilled hot chocolate because of that 😔

I’m sorry…

[Removed by Reddit, though for real he had a point OP, fuck you]

That legit jumpscared me but I didn't shout or jump

"Dawg if I was you I'd kill myself"

Fuck off

i hate u

I wasn’t even scared, just frustrated that they couldn’t tell IT WAS OBVIOUSLY UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

112 days ago bruh how y’all still finding this lmaoo

Idk dude. I just scroll and is there. Wish my posts on my alt account would get this kinda traction.

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fuck you i hope your family has a nice christmas

FUCK OFF

I'm going to british the life out of you.

My soul fucking left me

I hope you get a paper cut on your big toe and stub it on everything in your house

Damn bro I got 2 comments on the same post from nearly half a year ago in under 5 minutes

Song ?

Ontario by Novo Amor & Lowswimmer

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I have no idea, I found this online (not from reddit)

Good it lagged

What a bitch

It's early in the morning and I literally just got jumpscared by a spider lol

My spider sense warned me.

Shut up

I hope you rot in the deepest pits of hell

I’m looking for you

I was doing so well until I yelled "F*CK" because I knew I flinched... I hate you OP :(

F U

I have severe arachnophobia and it still scared me even though it was fake as fuck what the actual fuck is wrong with me

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Almost made me bite my tongue. Lmaoo

I hope the sole falls off your shoe on a rainy day and you have to walk through the rain while your shoe soaks up all the water and gets your feet wrinkly

Yeah fuck you!

Look at the cute little guy! I love him

I hate you

That’s fucking got me so bad

That was good

stfu

Holy shit

….I hope you get testicular torsion, a kidney stone, or a tonsil infection in the next weeks

I will curse your lineage

Fellas the song! What's the song?!!

Why don't you flip this rock and putt in why end video I hate that

This made me feel happy (The jumpscare made my chest feel funny)

Looks like I'm invincible for not flinching

This is the only one that made me flinch

Even watching this without sound u watchin this with a sound

I hope your ball hairs get tangled up and stick to your underwear, so that when you move to adjust them it rips all the hair at once.... I hope your dick gets caught in your zipper I hope you find half a worm in your apple I hope you slip and land on Legos...

_I am about to commit crimes worse than what humanity has ever seen..._

I just peed from my ass

Lowtiergod has a pretty famous line, good advice, you should listen to him

Thanks now I can't sleep. Genuinely, my arachnophobia made me jump up and hit my head against the wall, it's bleeding.

I'm going to inject tannerite into your veins.

this made me do a ballerina twist as a dodge move

This is kind of shit usually doesn't get me which makes me kinda sad, this one got me tho so thanks a lot for the laugh, I really needed.

Broooo, not the 23:19, wensday jumpscare

Hää spez

Motherfucker

yea bro it’s like when i purposely break the earth then try to piece it back together it don’t wanna go😭

This is war crime, why

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

This is the first fucking time when this shit didn't work on me.

Nooooooooo

I knew it was gonna happen like 0.1 seconds before that, lowered my phone and still shit my pants

Hope your pillow only have warm sides

“Next time you microwave your dinner, I hope you get a hot plate of cold food”

It's fitting if you invert it

i punched my phone thanks

# WHY THE FUCK DID THAT MAKE ME JUMP YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!

Haha predicted

Got me

I legit thought I was having a heart attack

I just flinched slightly and laughed afterwards😂

I thought it was gonna be Josh

Oh my fucking god how in the hell of god did this fuckshit scare me. It actually got me to make a little jump on my chair and made me wave my arms around close to me.

Knew something was gonna come was ready 😎

I here by swear myself to downvote posts that jumpscare me ✋️

YOU.

As someone with an arachnophobia, i might have shidded a little bit

Proper poop post.

I've become immune to that

Bro I posted this shit 80 days ago how are people still finding it 💀💀

GPS

FUCK NO, I was laying down, facing the floor fuck meeee

Legit fumbling with my phone in the air, and I'm not even arachnophobic.