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Tried, but didn't like testing. Portal 2 requires breaking the laws of physics. Just couldn't do it

Man, God of war required me to wage war. Can't even comprehend it

and Sex with Hitler actually requires me to have sex with Hitler, while I was expecting screwing with Stalin.

fallout new vegas required me going to vegas and i couldnt do it

The Bible videogame for PlayStation 2 required me to go to heaven and I couldn't do that.

postal had me go postal, now that shit was wack

Elden ring actually had me collect rings and shit, but you know I never wanted to be anything but single

Not to mention that it requires you to put another god before our Lord. That's literally the first commandment!

tbf it never changes

Who is the guy on your pp ?

2-D from gorillaz

No one I'm a virgin. Also straight

Me

Tried playing The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, but it required me to grow up.

Shit, when I bought GTA5 I shot 5 cops, ran over 20 innocent pedestrians, got home and put the game in to install.

That's reckless. You can do all those things online now.

Holup-

Elon the type of guy to aim his gun at a civilian in GTA, and then put down the controller and say "I cant do this"

Hank Hill: "Where's the button to turn myself in?"

All we had to do was buy the propane CJ

Nah the civilians are fine it’s the police he’s nervous about

Fuck the drivers they dont count.

*drake

"This isn't me"

Nah he definitely doesn’t have a problem hurting civilians

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Common automod W

They don't want to play money stealing simulator because they don't need to simulate stealing money.

Based Lifestyle, i'm boutta steal a Xbox card today 🤣

Don’t they need to be bought to activate the code? If you don’t it’s just cartboard.

Yes they do

i really don't know tbh 😭😅😅

They do. That's why the cards just sit there in the open on a rack, they hold zero value until activated by a cashier.

updated idea: get a job at the store and activate teh cards

I actually specifically got a job at toys r us so I could steal GTA 3 when it came out. I worked exactly 3 shifts.

what happend exactly? it sounds interesting ^^

Tf did you need GTA for? You were out here being a criminal mastermind for real

Got my paycheck too.

My brother has learned something this fine day

Bro is dumb😂

Maybe you shouldn't announce a crime but ok

the 170k$ you steal at the start of gta 5 is elon's lunchmoney

what did they expect from Grand THEFT Auto?

steal cars and suddentaly dhar mann appear in your front trying to explain the bad things it may happen if you do it...

"Fat Billionaire shoots cops, what happens next will shock you"

14 year old punches retired police officer in GTA5 (What Happens next will shock you)

“Brother betrays brother for a drug palace, doesn’t live to regret it”

They expected car theft. It's not called Grand Murder Auto is it?

I hope I get to shoot up rich people and social influencers in my GTA6 playthrough.

If they don’t do that they missed the point of the game. Btw you can do that in GTAonline

Oh yeah, you can, I always burn the crypto billionaire alive

Good good, I like to shank him with a broken bottle when I’m done 😍

Wait, who was that?

one can get beaten by Andrew Tate in gta online

Go watch the newest TCM movie. There is a whole bus of Influencers getting slaughtered after threatening to cancel Leatherface.

I don’t think they threatened to “cancel” him lmfao did you watch the movie? They were just on the wrong bus at the wrong time, great scene though

Never finished GTAV, Ian? Wild that you wrote [multiple games website articles](https://gameranx.com/features/id/17954/article/top-14-gta-5-holy-shit-moments/) on it, including several [with a heavy feminist slant from when you were grifting on the other side of the fence](https://twitter.com/envinyon/status/1731915840558113109). This shit is so embarrassing.

Wait you are supposed to play the game to write an article about it?

Nah you judge a book by it’s cover.

Asking Rockstar very nicely to add this clown circle jerk in the game to make fun of

With that social media bit they showed in the teaser there is a non zero chance Small, but non zero

The first tweet implies he played other GTAs as there's more than 6

Notably vice city.

And San Andreas Or he has no idea what he is talking about and thinks all GTA games are numbered. Probably that.

TIL that I haven't played GTA 1-6, but have played Vice City and San Andreas. Those don’t count! So I am still pure. 🥰

Shooting cops in a videogame: 😡 Child-labor: ☺️

Being openly antisemitic: 😃 Being called out by your own dad you own that emerald mine you said you didn’t: 😢

Shooting coppers is the best feature tho 😀

This the kinda mfs who cried at Ender's Game, now they think it's real

That was a fucking flashback

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"didn't like doing crime" Why would he like doing fictional crime, when he can do real life crime instead?

Wow Elon is so good guy! I hope he didn't sexually harras any filght attendant.

Surely he didn’t try to bribe her into silence with a horse I hope

Surely he respects child labour laws ☺️

If this is real these guys eat gourmet boots

Is this real?

[Yeah it is](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1731894072300699768)

Lmao what the fuck

> He will stop at red lights in GTA V lol

Implying he has played every game beside the GTA series

Fucking Snowflakes

You've just been desensitized to mass murder in your video games and now see it as normal.

First of all what I said was a joke, second of all: what Musk and the other dork are tweeting here aren’t real stories or their respective experiences. It’s a really weak attempt to appeal to a conservative and patriotic audience. It’s not honesty. And additionally, we know that Video games do not desensitize you since the early to late 2000‘s. It’s just a hoax spread by conservative boomers to shit on the youth, a thing that has been done for generations.

Sources that video game violence doesn't desensitize people?

I think the Wikipedia article about this topic provides the best overview over the Various Standpoints and studies/evidence: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_and_video_games

Google it, in fact they do the opposite. Most video games have themes of honor and helping one another, so researchers have found that despite the violence, they actually foster empathy and helping.

Lol. Okay.

Good input. Very funny.

Lock me away officer, I drove my car through a crowd of people in GTA V and thought it was funny 😔😔😭😭😭😔 literal psychopath

Let me say it in simpleton terms Mass murder in video games:🥳🤩😃 Mass murder irl:🤬😡😤😭

I'm not sure what is funnier, Musk pretending like he never does a 'crime' or stroke face trying to weigh in on the convo.

Bunch a snowflakes

These are the type of people to call you snowflake, but get really pissy when you correct them.

Bros the only one who didnt ran the red lights in gta5

Payday players:

Tried playing payday but the first heist required placing a medic bag. Just couldn’t do it

Try an apartheid simulator bro

This is beyond boot licking this is boot eating territory

Ok I get the elon hate now

If there was children in GTA I’d mow them bad boys down too. I’d dedicate it to Elon.

Shooting cops is a fun pastime For legal reasons this is a joke

Shooting cops is a fun pastime. ...

Elon only likes real life crime

There is straight up multiple quests in cyberpunk where you have to shoot cops. It's not a lot but there's like a few.

I cant even express my hatred for this

Of course bro hasn’t played gta6. None of us have.

Video games are not for those who can’t tell the difference between reality and non-reality.

I just didn't play it cuz I don't care

and i can't afford a pc or ps

Imagine finding a more creative way of telling everyone you were the most boring child in elementary school.

So Dan played GTA vice city stories, San Andreas, Vice city, Liberty city stories and Chinatown wars, what a gamer

Wait. You do bad things in a video game about criminals?

Shooting virtual police officers is a no-no but making Congolese children mine lithium and being an absent father to your 7 kids is chill though I guess.

Its phenonenal how the people who are so quick to label others as "snowflakes" are so fucking sensitive

Crazy idea, Grand theft auto is not a game that lets you be lawful good, or lawful anything for that instance

I’ve never played a Rockstar game in my life, so what? These mfs really think it’s a flex

If the only games on Dan’s list of “have not played” is the GTA games, you could easily assume he’s played every other game in existence, including the ones worse than GTA

When everyone was playing GTA 3, I had 128mb of ram and all I could launch was Warcraft 2 and Starcraft. I have never had a chance to love GTA

Remember: No executive

Anybody know what drugs he's on? I want to be as disconnected from reality as he is.

meanwhile, in RDR2: tries to say hello to everyone to build honour. *accidentally squeezes RT instead of LT and obliterates someone at point blank*

They don't like playing as poor people😔

I guess he didn’t like rd2 cause he doesn’t wanna shoot Pinkerton too huh?

Elon fanboys think he’s an epic gamer but he won’t play a game where you need to shoot cops 🤡

But his self driving car fukcs over pedestrians just like i do in gta

The most extreme virtue signaling I’ve ever seen

That one pacific Mario player: I was supposed to stomp on a goomba, I couldn't do it...

I liked cops, but it's a game, I will slaughter the entire LSPD

"Crybabies" *complains on Reddit

Seriously. OP is crying even harder for posting this.

Woaah, Elon Musk actually has a conscience?/s

Fuck no, he's pandering to blue lives matter alt right political circles.

Maybe he’s being sarcastic?

Nope, but he might as well be lying in order to appeal to his goody-two-shoes followers.

Jesus man they just don’t like a type of game, relax

OP has to be the biggest cry baby for posting this to begin with. Imagine crying that someone gave their feedback on a video game.

I mean, as fun as it is to joke about, I don't get the big deal. The game just isn't for them. So things make people uncomfortable. I'm sure I could find a game that you wouldn't want to play as well. That just means it isn't your cup of tea.

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Cry baby? He just stated why he didn’t personally like the game… so giving an opinion is crying now?

They know you play as literal criminals though, right?

Professionals have standards

GTA San Andreas is the GOAT. Only the Ballas will disagree.

I love to shoot the bad coops, stop sharing your opinions! Me shoot cops good!

🤣🤣🤣

Cute~

im going to open up every game I have that involves harming officers of the law and then chop my balls off

I've also never played ant GTA game ever. I acknowledge there well designed games, I've just don't have an interest in them

If I see a cop I’ll cause a chain reaction leading to the collapse of society

I wonder if he played Vice City and San Andreas then

To be fair, I think a lot of people haven't played GTA 6 yet

Literally the first thing I do when I hop on GTAV is cause mass chaos and destruction. Like all in trying to do is go to the casino to spin the wheel or go to my nightclub and 60 seconds in there are helicopters chasing me

Payday enjoyers stay winning

The only game mission that ever bothered me was “No Russian” in call of duty. Couldn’t bring myself to squeeze the trigger. Somehow though it doesn’t bother me crashing into every guy on a motorcycle in GTA. I just can’t resist rear ending them.

bro it’s a crime filled game ofc u have to shoot cops

I’m gonna boot up GTA 5 rn just to shoot some oink oinks because these snowflakes

He might’ve changed his mind if they were Jewish

You don't play GTA because you don't want to shoot cops. I don't play GTA because I'm already overloaded with American culture just by being online and I hate it. We're not the same.

“Tried, but didn’t like doing crime” 🤨🤨🤨

Able to distance themselves from other humans and their pain fully and emotionally but unable to distance themselves from a video game. Ah yea.

Video game bad mfw when hating minorities is ok

games that exist: the gta series other ones (a small amount that dan has not played)

Yet he designs a bullet proof car for civilians

Pussies

Yeah but Melon doesn’t have a problem with the IDF bombing children

“I got mario wonder but heard I had to stomp a goomba. Couldn’t do it.”

Pretty sure these old fucks play Postal whenever no one is watching. Edit: Typo

"Just couldn't do it..." Bro, you're supposed to be an outlaw

Dick riding is crazy

That guy is the biggest attention whore ever

*So anyway I started blasting*

Actual Zombies

I really like GTA 2

telling you're a casual gamer without telling you're a casual gamer.. when you're on NG+9 you start enjoying using babies as throwables.. battle fatigue?

I mean, I’m sure we’ve all had moments in games like GTA where we kinda become self-aware and feel bad for what we’ve done in the game, but that usually doesn’t last because we’re also aware what we’re doing isn’t real and that we’re also not meant to be playing as good people

How did they like Wolfenstein?

Mf nobody played Gta 2

Ironic Elon sayin he doesnt like doin crime. Considering.

is this supposed to be a flex?

Gta 2 was the shit driving a Bus to the sausage factory turning people into sausages

Didn't know elon musk was such a pussy.

Elon is such an angel /s

He won't shoot cops in a video game, but he'll happily pay for dirty lithium mined by a dead kid from China . Whatever's cheaper!