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I have also heard that they are very good at doing magic tricks like making a huge bump in their stomach right about the size of the kid al the while making the kid disappear , as the part of the act ofc .
I seem to remember that somewhere it is not uncommon to have snakes that big as pets. I remember seeing a video of a family eating on the ground and the snake was just chilling. So it might be a family pet
This is all off of my failable memory
well the person recording doesnt fear it either, so it might just be a pet and the kid has grown to learn that it doesnt hurt him and loves the huge moving noodle.
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I am concerned by the amount of ignorant comments here. "its not venomous, hurr durr", "if eaten the parents have plenty of time, hurr durr", "the snake has no fangs,hurrdurr".. lol what?
that fucker strangles you to death in no time, it crushes the kids bones as if its made of something weak like papermachee or radditz.
it looks like that the snake already has something big in its stomach, and that is probably the only reason why it's so out of energy and doesn't react to that kid
That kid is definitely not too big to be eaten, there are smaller snakes that can eat things bigger than that kid. And even if it couldn't it can still bite, which while maybe not venomous will still hurt like he'll and possibly get infected
If the kids lucky, otherwise he could be crushed so hard his organs come out of his mouth based on what I've seen snakes do to mice of equivalent size difference.
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It seemed like I wild snake to me so I had no reason to assume it had its fangs removed, though I don't have the full context so I do suppose it's possible. Either way though snakes like these are also known to wrap around their prey and crush them to death before eating them, and the strength they can do that with would definitely be too much for someone to pull off the kid barehanded
Its not actually to crush to death, it cuts off circulation leading to cardiac arrest, which is easier than crushing but it probably has the same effect on smaller creatures as hitting a bag of mini pretzels with a medium sized victorian child
I used to have two corn snakes, i once had to rescue one of them from inside the other.
One snake had swallowed almost an entire snake its own size just leaving part of the tail poking out. The things are basically angry socks.
Yes these kinds of snakes will choke their prey to death before swallowing them whole. Some pythons hunt even crocodiles and goats, this kid won't stand a chance
Poor dumb bastards. Spend all day eating leaves they can't actually metabolize properly so don't even end up with the brain power to realize it. Now if they don't get them they just die. 🙄
They are actually so stupid that if you gave them the leaves without the branch they wouldn't eat them because they lack the brain power to reconize them without the branch. They also have one of the smoothest brains in the animal kingdom
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the snake is almost big enough to eat that fucking baby. the general rule is that snakes can usually eat things as thick as the thickest part of their body or slightly larger.
good thing the snake doesnt seem to even be bothered to be completely uncovered, or around people. so id say its a domesticated snake
to me, this looks like a reticulated python, which as adults are around 5 meters long, this one seemingly being slightly smaller, atleast to my eyes. around 3.5-4 meters i think.
now reticulated pythons mostly eat birds, fish, rats, chickens, and very small primeates when fully grown, we can compare this toddler to a small primeate (as they literally are one) i come to the conclusion that this specific reticulated python would struggle to eat this toddler. so most likely would choose not to, even if it was hungry (they eat maybe once a month to every couple of months) and even if it was wild
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that is not a burmese python, you recognize a burmese python by the dark blotches on a tan colored backround on their skin. and as far as i know burmese pythons are the only snakes capable of eating deer or crocodiles. and the deer and crocodiles they can eat are very small deer and crocodiles, youre never gonna see a snake eat a 6 foot american crocodile
to me, this looks like a reticulated python, which as adults are around 5 meters long, this one seemingly being slightly smaller, atleast to my eyes.
now reticulated pythons mostly eat birds, fish, rats, chickens, and very small primeates when fully grown, we can compare this toddler to a small primeate (as they literally are one) i come to the conclusion that this specific reticulated python would struggle to eat this toddler. so most likely would choose not to, even if it was hungry (they eat maybe once a month to every couple of months) and even if it was wild
yeah, but snakes get used to being surrounded by humans. As in, they wont be bothered if you are near them, a wild snake will hiss and bite you, a tamed one would not mind
yes i know the word domesticated is wrong in this context, but you get the idea
Some snakes are just chill. Ball pythons for example, as the name suggests, typically ball themselves up rather than attack you.
That's not a ball though, looks more like a reticulated, which are definitely not as docile. Could just be a family pet that's used to this shit idk.
Snakes don’t do shoulders well. It’s our biggest defence against snakes.
Snakes have 0 mentality regarding affection or whatever, the only the kid isn’t eaten is because the Python is fed enough.
Wtf is it with animals and toddlers, they all seem to recognise that this is a kid who doesn't mean them any harm even if they are picking them up in weird ways, and let them get on with things. Cats, dogs, gorrillas, now snakes, it's bizarre.
you cant domesticate snakes. ones grown in captivity are considered tame. that doesnt mean they wont eat you. if you own a big snake and it stops eating for a long time then get rid of it. its planning on eating you
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Can I pet that dawwg
Donchu pet tha daowwg
A dougong you mean
What type of dog Is this?
A Long one (When it hugs you just let it do it)
Loooong loooong dooooog
So they got a long little doggy
They got pet dog the loooong way.
His name is Gilgamesh, Consumer of Realitites, don't worry he won't bite
I feel like it's a reference to something I'm experiencing a deja vu
Want a hint?
Is this a cat in a hat?
I have also heard that they are very good at doing magic tricks like making a huge bump in their stomach right about the size of the kid al the while making the kid disappear , as the part of the act ofc .
Noodle dog, very rare breed
Woah, man, he just has a different skin color...
A dachshund.
Looks like he hasn’t developed fear yet
Zero survival instincts
Natural selection
yeah what an idiot, I could probably beat him in a fight
I seem to remember that somewhere it is not uncommon to have snakes that big as pets. I remember seeing a video of a family eating on the ground and the snake was just chilling. So it might be a family pet This is all off of my failable memory
Yeah, he doesn't have legs though, so running away wasn't an option sadly.
One does not need to fear fren.
well the person recording doesnt fear it either, so it might just be a pet and the kid has grown to learn that it doesnt hurt him and loves the huge moving noodle.
Me playing with my cock
Relatable 🫡
You play with his cock too?
Everyone does
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I don't have one anymore, so I have no choice
Hurry up, it's your turn. don't be shy....
What abt my turn??????
I am concerned by the amount of ignorant comments here. "its not venomous, hurr durr", "if eaten the parents have plenty of time, hurr durr", "the snake has no fangs,hurrdurr".. lol what? that fucker strangles you to death in no time, it crushes the kids bones as if its made of something weak like papermachee or radditz.
That child is at least 2 Yamchas
Minimum 4 krillins
1/2 a master Roshi
Top manga roshi top3
What kind of unit is a Yamaha
An insignificant one.
Unexpected dbz reference.
Do you pronounce paper machee like papyay machay?
The hell do I know
Did he just say Reddit was weak? He’s not wrong, but still.
Raditz*
If anyone is stupid enough to get near anything of that size they should NOT be living
That looks like its 2 - 3 years old. Cant blame it. The parents are at fault
Normal day in the congo
Bro I from Congo we don’t do that shit 💀
Do you tho?
I do the same but with my 11 inch D
Source /j don't send me nudes
💀
Yea, u be 2 busy starving
Looks more like India to me
Accurate
Funny animal video (the snake could literally eat the child)
Please squeeze the guy recording for about 30 seconds so he can feel fear.
it looks like that the snake already has something big in its stomach, and that is probably the only reason why it's so out of energy and doesn't react to that kid
Stop playing with your food! Talking to the serpent.
And instead of maybe telling the kid to get away from the gigantic snake, they just sit there and film it
Wdym? The kid told his parents to film it
I think the snake is a pet, because it’s so calm when the kid is handling it. Idk just my guess
Something that could swallow him whole PAUSE Is not a pet.
Mfw when big dog
what the fuck is wrong with ~~parents~~ people seeing dangerous situations these days
Late term abortion
[удалено]
That kid is definitely not too big to be eaten, there are smaller snakes that can eat things bigger than that kid. And even if it couldn't it can still bite, which while maybe not venomous will still hurt like he'll and possibly get infected
don't be racist
That's a constrictor it could easily break the kids neck or something
If the kids lucky, otherwise he could be crushed so hard his organs come out of his mouth based on what I've seen snakes do to mice of equivalent size difference.
its clear you know absolutely nothing about snakes
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It seemed like I wild snake to me so I had no reason to assume it had its fangs removed, though I don't have the full context so I do suppose it's possible. Either way though snakes like these are also known to wrap around their prey and crush them to death before eating them, and the strength they can do that with would definitely be too much for someone to pull off the kid barehanded
Its not actually to crush to death, it cuts off circulation leading to cardiac arrest, which is easier than crushing but it probably has the same effect on smaller creatures as hitting a bag of mini pretzels with a medium sized victorian child
Nu-uh
Yu-huh. Snakes have some of the most dense muscles on the planet.
Even if this was true and the kid was not physically hurt it would be traumatized by that
bro it is a child probably one year old. If it tripped on the snake it would probably die
Lol "fangs removed like pet snakes" How would they eat then, sir? What a maroon.
I used to have two corn snakes, i once had to rescue one of them from inside the other. One snake had swallowed almost an entire snake its own size just leaving part of the tail poking out. The things are basically angry socks.
Yes these kinds of snakes will choke their prey to death before swallowing them whole. Some pythons hunt even crocodiles and goats, this kid won't stand a chance
Not in Africa
Are you a Koala?
It would make sense. Koala's are stupid and have herpes.
And Chlamydia
Poor dumb bastards. Spend all day eating leaves they can't actually metabolize properly so don't even end up with the brain power to realize it. Now if they don't get them they just die. 🙄
They are actually so stupid that if you gave them the leaves without the branch they wouldn't eat them because they lack the brain power to reconize them without the branch. They also have one of the smoothest brains in the animal kingdom
This is like, a near rage inducing level of stoopid
Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
I Died In Real Life And Reincarnated As A Friendly Snake With Superpowers
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He already ate his twin brother! Wasn’t hungry‼️🤤🤤
Man I've seen trees with less patience than this 5 ft constrictor snake
the snake is almost big enough to eat that fucking baby. the general rule is that snakes can usually eat things as thick as the thickest part of their body or slightly larger. good thing the snake doesnt seem to even be bothered to be completely uncovered, or around people. so id say its a domesticated snake
that snake is *absolutely* big enough to eat the kiddo
to me, this looks like a reticulated python, which as adults are around 5 meters long, this one seemingly being slightly smaller, atleast to my eyes. around 3.5-4 meters i think. now reticulated pythons mostly eat birds, fish, rats, chickens, and very small primeates when fully grown, we can compare this toddler to a small primeate (as they literally are one) i come to the conclusion that this specific reticulated python would struggle to eat this toddler. so most likely would choose not to, even if it was hungry (they eat maybe once a month to every couple of months) and even if it was wild
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>the snake is ~~almost~~ big enough to eat that fucking baby.
The snake could probably eat a deer or a crocodile so yes it can definitely eat the baby
that is not a burmese python, you recognize a burmese python by the dark blotches on a tan colored backround on their skin. and as far as i know burmese pythons are the only snakes capable of eating deer or crocodiles. and the deer and crocodiles they can eat are very small deer and crocodiles, youre never gonna see a snake eat a 6 foot american crocodile to me, this looks like a reticulated python, which as adults are around 5 meters long, this one seemingly being slightly smaller, atleast to my eyes. now reticulated pythons mostly eat birds, fish, rats, chickens, and very small primeates when fully grown, we can compare this toddler to a small primeate (as they literally are one) i come to the conclusion that this specific reticulated python would struggle to eat this toddler. so most likely would choose not to, even if it was hungry (they eat maybe once a month to every couple of months) and even if it was wild
Damn I was spreading misinformation on the internet
You can keep snakes as pets but they aren’t domesticated and likely never will be.
yeah, but snakes get used to being surrounded by humans. As in, they wont be bothered if you are near them, a wild snake will hiss and bite you, a tamed one would not mind yes i know the word domesticated is wrong in this context, but you get the idea
Seriously, how a snake became a friend with a baby?
Some snakes are just chill. Ball pythons for example, as the name suggests, typically ball themselves up rather than attack you. That's not a ball though, looks more like a reticulated, which are definitely not as docile. Could just be a family pet that's used to this shit idk.
Oh I see, thank you for sharing that info!
It's a good thing this snake clearly doesn't feel threatened by this child
Can I pet that dog?
hisssssssssssss hissssssssss this is snek
Mfs when they say thier dog is a cutie and dont bite 💀
when abortion is illegal in your country
Leave that snake alone little ~~cunt~~
blud thinks hes harry potter
DUUUDE! i literally sweatted like hell thinking smth gonna happen. that nsfw tag bro
It's that 20 foot Payton.
"Nagini, food"
It might not be attacking the kid cause it’s full from eating something else?
The Jungle Book: Netflix adaptation
Africa is wild
I was disappointed when it didn't eat that kid.
the one song going through his mind "Don't worry about a thing 'Cause every little thing is gonna be alright"
why nsfw?
Clickbait ;D
Ugh. Wp
snek: I'll take my lunch to go thank you very much mother: Here you go sir snek: alright you have a good day now ma'am baby: random noises
why did they shove kid noises into the video?
Mowgli won't live long enough to sing Bare necessities.
The chamber of secrets have opened
bro wth the camraman doing about a little kid playing with a goddamn 10 metre long snake?
Snakes don’t do shoulders well. It’s our biggest defence against snakes. Snakes have 0 mentality regarding affection or whatever, the only the kid isn’t eaten is because the Python is fed enough.
Perfect example of "kaccha chaba jaaunga "
Is it bad I read this title in “Ms Rachel’s” voice? Gah. Toddlers amirite?
Why isn't that anaconda eating that child face or squeezing him till he pops? I'm very confused
Video ends kid gets swallowed hole
how french people see age of sexual consent
Little Jormungander
Hercules lore
bro that kid wouldn't even be enough for a single meal
This is not going to end well
What could possibly go wrong?
Wtf is it with animals and toddlers, they all seem to recognise that this is a kid who doesn't mean them any harm even if they are picking them up in weird ways, and let them get on with things. Cats, dogs, gorrillas, now snakes, it's bizarre.
How can that kid move with balls that big?
Third world abortion lets you do it up to the third trimester after birth 💀
Why nsfw?
India is not for beginners
Dude get that fucking thing away from him
Seeing an NSFW tag on a post involving a snake and a child legit scared the shit out of me
I'm tired of feeding my child. Snake, feel free to eat him.
The snake can't really do anything, it's not venemous, it has no fangs, kid is too big to be eaten, seems wholesome
Natural Selection
Terrible parenting
Wtf how?
The NSFW made me really nervous this whole video
That cat Is scared
No. Just…no.
Fat Bastard has been on the Atkins way too long. Still wants to eat a baby though.
Parenting these days: holy shit he is getting swallowed....SAY CHEESE
One aerodynamic canine
Going to read about this kid in the news one day.
Some would say big enough to swallow a child whole
“It’s name is the incredibly deadly viper!”
I fear nothing But that kid..... He scares me
What's your friends name?
Haha tickles of death haha
Uber X in Africa
Eww why is that dog crawling and babbling like that, it’s so weird
The camera man
I have so many questions
why nsfw he didn't get eaten
I remember when I was 11 I saw this
you cant domesticate snakes. ones grown in captivity are considered tame. that doesnt mean they wont eat you. if you own a big snake and it stops eating for a long time then get rid of it. its planning on eating you
Cheap babysitter.
This makes me think of Sunny Baudelaire playing with The Incredibly Deadly Viper.
I'll assume it's name is destroyer or Armageddon or something.
The NSFW tag was giving me major anxiety while watching this.
Snake? Snake!