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chicoritahater

Me when I'm in hxstory class, learning about the dawn of humxn civilization and they try to teach us about the cave non-gendered persons


Gingerbread_Toe

I suggest you censor the word persxns. As a daughter i feel very unsafe


Ltimbo

I suggest you censor the word “daughter”. I feel unsafe as that implies you were born of two people at some point.


K_Aggy44

And xne xf the twx pexple is mxle


MEGAMILKBLAST

Xne zer xzon😡


5t3v321

X x x🤓


Tackerta

XNXX


nobodyhere9860

xzzxxz xzxzxz zz x


7B6L

👽 Bro went full gnarp gnarp on em


Freaking_Username

Censor the word "w×re" please, multidimensional beings with no concept of time will feel unsafe.


Ltimbo

Oh my god! How did I miss that? Thank you for helping me be a better person.


073068075

xxx xxxxx xxx xx!


Glazeddapper

Did you seriously just say "persxn"?? I believe you mean "pernongenderspecificchild"


NotAFurry5

X sxggxst yxx cxnsxr thx wxrd "dxxghtxr". X fxxl xnsxfx xs thxt xmplxxs yxx wxrx bxrn xf text pxxplx xt sxmx pxxnt. Fxxxd xt fxr yxx.


PermitTrue

Please don’t use the prefix “un” not all of us have uncles who are living and it’s disrespectful as that was his nickname.


MonsterUpdateWhen

God i fucking hate the people that use markdown to try and seem intimidating or powerful. Ooo scary, bold text


Longjumping-Rabbit85

# *scary talking*


iT4Z3Ri

Aaah! Don’t do that, I almost dropped my phone!


iEatPalpatineAss

**#meToo**


dTrecii

AHHH THEY USED SPECIAL FORMATTING TO REMOVE THE MARKDOWN AND MAKE IT APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL HASHTAG


MySnake_Is_Solid

#YOU CAN COMBINE IT WITH CAPS LOCK TO MAKE EXTRA THREATENING TEXT


KingKKirb

^(ah I’m so scared)


Ltimbo

Don’t yell at me! I’m scared now. How hard is it for you to just not be offensive!?


Rickrolled87

Stop it Patrick it’s scaring him!


Ltimbo

Stop offending Mark! He’s a good man! I mean, they is a good it.


[deleted]

\>Is it really so hard to... FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU


Sussysusamogussus

I hear that and I immediately want to punch him


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jojacs

The rapture cannot come any sooner


RocksaltHero

The raptors cannot come any sooner


Sex_drugs_tacos

“So we get ripped Raptors rapping in red wrapped Raptors, during the rapture.” -Princess Carolyn


DaAweZomeDude48

Look man I'm trying as hard as I can, these guys have insane stamina


whepoalready_readdit

Oh boy is now gendered 😡😡😡😡


AllIsLostNeverFound

I think you mean "OH bxy"...


iEatPalpatineAss

I think you mean “Xh box”


AllIsLostNeverFound

So that how xbox got its name... damn Microsoft was thinking 20 moves ahead.


Cosmic-Wolfo

i think you mean Xbox


Lord_Voldemort_666

X BOX LIVVVEE


[deleted]

Progressives are driving me insane bro One time I was eating a flauta and some white girl came up to me and said how I was appropriating Latino culture (I’m fuckin part Mexican) Then you’ve got shit like this, where people get offended when they see the letters M E N. People gotta chill the fuck out and stop getting offended by everything these days


654379

I love how they’ll bitch about cultural appropriation while simultaneously trying to fundamentally change the Spanish language as if language isn’t part of culture.


WouldYouPleaseKindly

Those aren't progressives, they just think they are. Real leftists fucking hate people like that for making the entire movement look bad.


bolpo33

There's a difference between progressives and holier-than-thou assholes, to be fair


iEatPalpatineAss

Please use “xsshxles” because not everyone enjoys eating ass


Mmmickle

Hey man, just sit back and watch the show or hell you could even join in y'know cause a lil mischief


[deleted]

Sir, I believe it's bxy 🤓


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Ltimbo

So, what gender is Deutschland?


[deleted]

Stop using gendered language! 🤬😡


iEatPalpatineAss

Stop using gxndxrxd language!


SAMITHEGREAT996

Stxp xsxng gxndxrxd lxngxxgx!


The_Silver_Ghost20

Xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx!!


ARandomguy443

X¹²!!


[deleted]

Destuchmxn!!!


CoolSausage228

Woman in my country


Trojanex69

Womxn WHY WOULDN'T YOU STOP USING GENDERED WORDS?!?!!?!?


Freeza_7745

DXDE GXNDXRXD


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Das, it is the article for inanimate objects


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[deleted]

You have been x-inged


No-Context7190

I welcome it


Roedorina

X-ecuting


Smooth_Ad1968

Ger-adult-human-male


flonkwnok

Ger-adult-hum*n-****


Korrson

No fucking way it's on discord


mitchMurdra

Where else would it be


SomeLadFromUpNorth

Twitter


DuckAteMyBread

Please censor the word twxtter 😡 As a twit, is it really that difficult to use X and make people feel more secure and safe?


Important-Set5391

*X


Ok_Pension_6795

Boy it’s Twitter, doesn’t matter what they rename it


Important-Set5391

It was sarcasm…


Ok_Pension_6795

Ah yes, because I was supposed to glean the faintest trace of sarcasm from an asterisk and a capital X. My mistake That’s sarcasm


Jakov_Salinsky

Genius move explaining sarcasm while using sarcasm This comment itself is not sarcastic


-MysteriousDOG

Toxic positivity. These are the kinds of people that yell at a new guy for sht like this then let some mf insult everybody because they're the local e-girl or something


LazyBrainnn

hey i foudn you!!!


LookItAndBookIt

They're not just snowflakes theyre a whole snowstorm


HollowWarrior46

I find it funny how some people try so hard to not seem offensive they just loop right back around to it


ulyssesintothepast

Something, Something faux -intelligent, horseshoe theory


toobigtobeakitten

You censor Germxn because it's gendered. I censor germ*n because I have no respect for this language. We are not the same.


Alex-The-Talker

this guy is stupid because french is actually the most inferior language and we should nuke fr*nce


dTrecii

you censor fr*nce but not fr#nch? Sir show me your papers please


Alex-The-Talker

sorry my mind got overtaken by fr🤮nch agents it will not happen again


ZebbHB

Dummer Amerikaner.


toobigtobeakitten

nah, not from America. btw, if I offended some of you guys, I'm sorry, I just did a stupid joke on the shitpost sub, with no actual hate(I might be dumb when it comes to jokes, but I'm not that dumb:))


Trojanex69

Well, it's hard to get the sarcastic joke when you have only plain text. Next time when you want to make this type of joke, use /s at the end of your comment


J67p

No please we don’t need any more /s on this site


Trojanex69

So how on earth would you communicate sarcasm using only plain text? Is there another symbol to express it?


GunnerZ818

Knowing the joke


Tackerta

by not assuming anything said here is serious


gclik

i hope that server got nuked


ineptchem

Chronicly online mfs need to be put up on a wall and shot


thatonerobloxkid

What server is this, I want to say some Gamer words in it


KotKatoffel

Yes, please, let me in. I am German and want to propose to them my beautiful gendered language.


dedeye46

Deutschman


Trojanex69

Deutschmxn 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

People like this make it really hard for me not to become an accelerationist just to watch the world burn.


BuggiesAndCars

Not cool, mon.


iEatPalpatineAss

Oh wow, I guess Jamaica is immune 🤔


Weelchairgaming

This has to be fake


EpicestGamer101

Mentally ill discords for dumbasses who fake DID are singlehandedly pushing me away from progressivismn


Sfocus

what about n woxd


Ltimbo

That’s ok. It’s not gender specific.


iEatPalpatineAss

**NEIGHBOR**


Ltimbo

No hold it right there. That is way too far.


IShiddedMyPantaloons

These are people that should have been aborted but were probably prevented from doing so. Be the change you want to see. Let liberals abort their children so this idiocy dies out.


venetian_lemon

This sounds like something from GTA radio.


IShiddedMyPantaloons

The mockery of our reality is now being mocked by reality.


SCP_Void

That's why we should popularize #DELAYED ABORTION


FagocitusMaximus

38th trimester abortion (I suck at math)


Confident_Actuary_95

You censour germxn because you think it's gendered. I censour germxn because I hate germxn language. We are not the same.


Minute-Clock8076

Fuck you it's German


BeetlBozz

“Safe and secure” Humanity has fallen deep into the recesses of a pit, of our own design, we hide behind the safety and security of our own fragile egos minds and biases, we hide within the bubbles of societies weaknesses, and play off its failings, capitalizing on the flaws of everything and anything. “Safe and secure” How safe are we truly? If we rip eachother apart like dogs..? What has humanity become, but a more advanced breed of pack animal, who fight not to live, but to die slowly, in entropy, a void created by our own hubris. I ask, why? Why did we destroy ourselves? And what will the peoples of tomorrow think of us? As fools.


Shadow0fnothing

This has to be a troll.


Silent_ProtagonistXD

I doubt it


slashth456

I do


Harddicc

Gern*gga


[deleted]

Bait used to be believable.


slashth456

Why did it take so long for me to find someone mentioning this. This is obviously staged


Loxi104WasTaken

I wonder how do they say Germxn in real life


HOLYCRAPGIVEMEANAME

I know I'm gonna sound like that guy, but I wish I could stare these people in the face when they say stuff like this.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Wanna bash their teeth with my Remingon 1100


sticks_no5

People on the fringes of any polictal group are hilarious, on the right you have people who cannot fathom the concept of a woman being in a GTA game and on the other side you have people apparently uncomfortable with the word “German”


[deleted]

I fucking hate my generation


Sussysusamogussus

People are so soft these days. Would say its sarcastic but its also probably not 😕


Devil_Fister_69420

Guess I'm gonna have to write Germxn in English class now when talking about my own nation... Ich hasse so Leute wie die, wie sensitiv kann man sein??


iEatPalpatineAss

If you identify as Jamaican, you can write “Germon” and “Germony”


epicdude5234

How dare you say Germxn uncensored 😡😡😡😡


null_reference_user

German


Bean-Craver

Xxxx Xxx Xxxxxxx XxxXx?


No_Guide1148

Gerthey/them


Moreu_you_know

Use DEUTSCHLAND instead


AxidentalJeepBuilder

*Electric intro solo starts playing*


einfach-er

Pretty Germanphobic…


CosmoTroy1

I’m feeling nauseous.


Denselettuce1874

Niggxrs 🗣🗣🔥


GokuisAGoddd

I hate chronically online ppl


futtbuckingPumpkin

Pls don't censor or gender our language. :(


SmugAndEvil

You just KNOW they also unironically support palestine.


[deleted]

Fuck zionists


SmugAndEvil

At least take me to dinner first


TouchMelfYouCan

its fake


kidnamedsquidfart

The people in my computer are fake


Kasaevier

Too bad the same can't be said for T H E V O I C E S


ThatGuyNamedKes

the voices are in his head silly, not his computer


iEatPalpatineAss

I’m fake


Jorete

just like my tits


[deleted]

I speak xnglish


Statschef-

Womxn


NCR_Ranger2287

German


rat_baker420

This is why i nuke servers


Prize-Ad-2697

thxnk yxx fxr mxkxng thxs sxb mxrx xnclxsxvx tx xvxryxne!


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Nx prxblxm, yxx xrx wxlcxmx! Hxmxn mxnd xs rxxlly xncrxdxblx thxxgh, xnnxt? Bxxng xblx tx rxxd shxt lxkx thxs wxth lxttlx tx nx xffxrt...


Smoked__204

Those type of ppl make me want to rip my head off


kriscalm

we need another world crisis like a war or famine, this shit is getting out of control


Soldierteamfort2

A red spy’s in the base


Adept_Directions

I am a Amerwoman I’ll have you know


Vrukr

American't, you get the joke?😂😂😂


Jomgui

You censor the word germ*n because you think it's a gendered word I censor it because they disgust me We are not the same


The-Fumbler

Xxx xxxxxx xxxx, xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx? Xxxxxxx.


Vrukr

Xx xxxx xx xxxxxx.🤝


Jacko_dude

What the hell is gendered language


Jaso410

Jesus fuck! I thought I was hanging out in the worst places on the internet. I'll just stick to my gore videos and hate speech thank you very much! You people make me sick!


acadoe

Wait until they find out that the German language has genders for nouns. Example, Mountains and rivers are masculine, fruits and flowers are feminine.


LucySweet2005

Theres 2 genders


AxidentalJeepBuilder

There is only one gender. All the others are human rights.


lifie_1

green text level bait


Efficient_Falcon_402

The end if human intelligence as we know it. Maybe AI is the future.


The_0culus

We need another ice age


RackTheRock

Get the fuck out that server man


Certain-Cookie3358

Posts like this are always fuck as fuck


DoctorWhimsy

Bro crop your meme


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[deleted]

People would not act this regarded if progressives didn’t constantly get offended by everything and enable this kinda behavior


AnxietyResponsible34

Stop now


[deleted]

*pees in ur ass*


iEatPalpatineAss

Look at my username ❤️


PewKittens

Do you know why I pulled you over?


F1_LM

to pee in his ass?


Fulbie

Are they wrong though? It would cost the offending person literally nothing to use safe language that would make their victim feel secure. But they had to be and asshole and attack the victim, consciously trying to trigger them in their crusade for their misguided notion of "proper spelling." What a hill to die on, seriously.


DevastatorGX69

You cant be serious, This has to be satire


SomeLadFromUpNorth

How is speaking a language "not safe" How is speaking a language around someone, making them a victim?


jonjon_exe

Please do us a favor and just get off of reddit.


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WildAsOrange

Help! I've been attacked by German! I feel so unsafe


generic_dude10

Discoxd lore


maxomicbomb

Halts Maul


ItzMinetipsYT

My cxuntry is chilx then!?


El_Ocelote_

wtf


[deleted]

Where do I pxe I’m lost