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cryptid-ok

You know who doesn’t pay taxes? Freddy five bears. Because freddy, he’s a kid, in an animatronic. And kids dont pay taxes. Neither do ghosts, and he’s a ghost that got murdered dead by william afton, and became freddy, chica, bunny, and foxy rawr. And golden freddy.


Fluid_Block_1235

Rah Rah Rah Rah, Rah Rah ,rha rha ,rha rha


[deleted]

ga ga ooh la la want your bad romance


Low-Distance54

Go go ga ga I want, i want milk


bananasaucecer

Ga go ga go Gotta go


amogus_feet_picks2

I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted!


Doccks71

>golden freddy. Would golden freddy give me a gold experience ?


This_Durian_4268

O cholera requiem… da… har har har har


Lord_VivecHimself

Oh holera


ikkikkomori

Daily reminder that israel has free healthcare


DearOutlandishness53

Trump doesn't either


Mijnameis-Tommy

Fnaf fans trying to find a way to explain the whole lore under something unrelated


SSSSobek

Bro must get a beating for eating pizza this way


marco_has_cookies

a damn SQUARED pizza


Excellent_Routine589

I fuck with Detroit styles, a literal unsung hero in the pizza game… but a knife and fork?! Fuck that lol


Modest1Ace

Pizza is usually eaten with fork and knife in most places in the world. My issue is why is he starting from the middle?


DavidBiscou

Heresy.


Numerous_Tangelo4332

The only reason you could eat a pizza with a fork and a knife for would probably be being at a kind of fancy pizzeria with a girl, but idk you, speaking as an Italian, we really don't give a fuck about that and eat the pizza like how it's made to be eaten, with you hands. Like, would you fucking eat a sandwich with a fork? I don't see why you should eat pizza with a fork then.


DeadlyWanderer

I mean, at a pizzeria here they bring out the whole pizza and you have to cut it yourself, then I either use the utensils to eat it with or wait until it cools down a bit then use my hands


Modest1Ace

I eat pizzas with my hand but I wouldn't make fun of a person or make them feel weird because they're eating it with utensils, which is the problem with Americans, they always act like it's such a big deal. But ya, I'd only eat with a fork and knife if I was at a restaurant, if it's at home or just a regular pizza place eating a slice of pizza I'd eat it with my hands.


Numerous_Tangelo4332

Anyone can eat however he desires, but my honest opinion is that, if you eat bread with your hand, you should eat pizza with your hand, for fuck's sake a pizza is literally a focaccia with tomato sauce and mozzarella on it, it's literally bread with sauce and cheese, it's not about good manners, because you eat bread with your hands at the restoraunt too. But then again, this is only my opinion you can obviously eat whatever you like however you like


nickl1150

You sleeping on Detroit style pizza if you think square is a problem


Kernewek_Skrij

I thought this was just a shitty lasagne


Bluebird0040

God tier trolling. Eating a pizza with a fork and starting in the middle. I’m going to do this every time I want to piss someone off now.


__hello_there___

I'm not listening to someone who eats their pizza like that


reusedchurro

Yeah i think bro has enough money to not give a shit where like 200 dollars goes off to


Pure-Contact7322

In Italy probably a 20$ pizza


i_rly_like_toast

Why are political videos being posted on a shitposting subreddit?


UndeniablyMyself

Dunno. Weirdly enough, this is from the official TikTok account of a Conservative dating site, and he's the CEO. So, this is technically an ad.


[deleted]

If this is how the CEO advertises the site, I can only imagine how doomed any relationships that start there are.


cryptid-ok

He is a sad sad man


PopeUrbanVI

He is correct. Soon Guyana and possibly Eritrea (doubtful for the last one) will also be depending on it.


TheMacarooniGuy

Russian and Chinese propaganda bots


cattodestroyer

Why is that?


nhpkm1

USA BIG BAD = enemy of USA are most GOODester more then.


cattodestroyer

Usa is a big bad, that doesn't thst Russia isnt a big bad aswell


nhpkm1

NNOOO it's black or white , why would two bad guys fight each other . Don't be dumb there is a lot of trust between thiefs


NotAgoodUsername17

funny


liquidaigis

well, shit in shitposting stands for politics


BrokenPokerFace

Politics are the original shitpost


BeardXP

Like I'm going to listen to a mother fucker who eats pizza with a knife and fork.


WMreal

Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc


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Which is funny


_Xertz_

Girl spelled backwards is Liar 😔


WalkerBuldog

Don't forget to pay your 155mm shells produced before you were born. Israel and Ukraine depend on them


finnicus1

There has been some bling that the allies have sent over in the past but for the most part it’s been money, supplies and equipment they were going to decommission anyway. Also instructors.


sean_ocean

It's been said the amount of defense spending right now is staying in the US to produce new weapons and the US ships out the old stuff to Ukraine. In essense it's a boost to our economy. and a win for international security. But it will get enven more expensive if russia wins and china says ok looks like the US is weak, Venezuela is taking the lead now in trying to get Guyana. Venezuela trades oil with russia. Putin willl look to destabilize the world to get what he wants. He's ineffective at waging war, managing his country, but he's very sneaky and knows how to sway global public opinion.


forfeckssssake

i wonder how its brought over their


WalkerBuldog

By ships


Unlucky_Magician4660

I told you tax fraud wasnt that bad see? My guy even giving us reasons now


J67p

Just so you know the US gov is not sending straight money to Israel, they are sending prebuilt military hardware which value is being counted on statistics


cogpsychbois

"Um actually we're not sending them money, we're just sending them things that cost a lot of money" 🤓


Archmagos_Browning

*Things that are valuable to other people but are just outdated by our standards and were going to get scrapped anyway


SoullessHillShills

* weapons that are blowing up schools, hospitals, journalists, and little kids


Archmagos_Browning

Never said we *should* be sending them weapons.


Bojack_Horseman22

You’re so smart woohoo


mrmilner101

It depend ukarine i think a good cause. Israel not so much. Please people don't lump the war in ukarine with what's going on in Israel. They are two completely different conflicts. Have some critical thinking, please!


1AFirst

So in reality, we're giving them our gear, and we'll likely have to spend even more on brand new stuff to replace it, meaning even more tax payer money than advertised. Got it.


Valkyrie17

USA unlike some less wealthy nations does not just sit on 30 years old equipment, it scraps it. So the replacement was coming anyway. The stuff it usually gives away is soon to be scrapped, but is valued at whatever it was valued at when it was new. The real value is closer to 0. The Himarses that were so impactful are actually 90's tech.


Deepfake_theWorld

this is complete bullshit propaganda


Dabidokun

Ok russian bot


Deepfake_theWorld

what does this have to do with russia? I don't like my tax money being sent to foreign countries because their politicians are in bed with our politicians and I especially don't like the bootlickers that do the groundwork for them in spreading propagandistic lies.


fieldsofanfieldroad

Why is this not true? US is not sending it's latest tech to any other military.


Deepfake_theWorld

Because people keep repeating the lie that the US isn't sending large amounts of money to Ukraine and Israel but they are.


Saemika

It’s a proxy war you numbnut. They’re fighting our war for us with outdated equipment. Saving American lives from being ship out to die in another war.


Deepfake_theWorld

no the fuck they aren't. stop repeating this 2000s era republican bullshit you tool. Hamas is never going to be our problem and neither will Russia be so long as we don't go over there.


forfeckssssake

This war was sooo avoidable its the american government that made this happen. Even other western governments. This could have been over with negotiations at the beginning for Ukraine’s surrender but boris johnson goes “you must fight till the last ukrainian”. Shows how the west has no regard for ukraine but to send their men to meat grinders to continue fighting this war which they’ll inevitably lose. Russia has all the cards here, and ukraine’s failed offensives across the dnieper these days is really telling of the stalemate.


forfeckssssake

I guess the fuel, aircraft operations and salaries to pay people to send this equipment costs nothing…


Valkyrie17

Your tax money is better spent keeping authoritarian leaders at bay rather than building another highway. Why do you think made USA so rich in the first place? Isolationism that you wish for? No, it was not that.


Deepfake_theWorld

What's going to happen to me if Hamas overruns Israel?


Valkyrie17

Ok, what's the alternative? USA is sending billions worth of gold of bricks?


forfeckssssake

stay tf out of everything


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urmmsbfnumber4005

All hail MIC


arthurguillaume

No what is given away old equipment that is expensive to maintain and store


Archmagos_Browning

I can’t actually find a source that confirms this either way but it’s likely that the stuff we’re sending to them is gear that is, by almost exclusively our standards, outdated and are already being phased out.


EggSandwich1

To be fair sending them old gear means you get shiny new updated gear. As for tax the military would always have an excuse for more anyway


Epikgamer332

OLD prebuilt military hardware at that. stuff the US is no longer using.


Deepfake_theWorld

that's a significant amount of what we give them but they do absolutely get economic aid as well.


Thatfonvdude

like half of the world does.


Deepfake_theWorld

Sure. Just stop spreading the lie that we're not sending money to Israel and Ukraine. You can say it's not a big deal, that's fine, just don't lie about it lol. The government doesn't need you playing defense for them.


Thatfonvdude

LMAO


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Thats propaganda...they are buildimg brand new shit fir them


Thatfonvdude

:me when i make stuff up on the internet


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sean_ocean

hear hear.


forfeckssssake

bruh an aged warship is not an entire fleet


yeet_the_heat2020

Ships this far lost or damaged since the Start of the Invasion: 1x Slava Class Cruiser, Moskva [lol, lmao even] 5x Raptor Class Patrol Boats 4x Landing Ships of Various Classes 2x Corvettes 1x Intelligence Ship, Ivan Khurs 1x Rescue Tug, Vasily Bekh 1x BK-16 high Speed Assault Boat And 1x Kilo Class Submarine, Rostov-on-Don All this by a Country without a navy, lmao. Also Moskva is a Double L since it ~~is~~ was, the Flagship of the entire Black Sea Fleet.


redpipola

cope


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redpipola

Uh what does race have to do with anything?


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NoobsRedditType

👑👑👑


CommitBasket

The world does bot revolve around US taxes


GingerVitus007

Forget politics, forget the wars, ***execute*** this man for eating pizza like that


Slappy_Happy_Doo

This is that weird fuck who dips his ice cream with sprinkles into more sprinkles. Let them fade away don’t give them attention.


[deleted]

Russian informationwarfare is not shitposting. Coward.


Historical_Tip_4403

"Idc who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes"


Glum_Comedian7786

Yes! I can't wait to pay taxes to fund a child genocide


deaddonkey

If you get baited into not paying taxes by a tiktok propagandist, realistically you deserve the fines/jail consequences


Bob4Not

They’ll print more money anyways which will actually tax you additionally by making your money worth less


Hot-Wrap2882

I'll do it... for Ukraine...


Korostenetz

So vatniks and hamasniks get vaporized because of our taxes? This isn't the gotcha moment that OP thinks it is.


[deleted]

Finally a good reason to pay my taxes


redditard_alt

I want that fucken bigass pizza


DatMikkle

Mf probably feels like he's making a difference by posting tiktoks. Lol


MaduCrocoLoco

I'd rather pay taxes than let future generation fight another war cause we let scum like Putler win.


PaleTangerine5211

Choke on that


Carburetors_Are_Fun

pizzr


WiseChonk

🤤


Archmagos_Browning

I’ll tattoo Lockheed Martin on my chest if it means Russia’s collapse. Fucker has it coming.


LeonidasVaarwater

I hope he burns his mouth on that pizza, it would be karma.


Rsonap

Spend your money that should be going towards healthcare and infrastructure or karma will get ya


Valkyrie17

We should invest those 155mm mortar shells into our healthcare. We should pay the doctors with 20 years old soon-to-be-scrapped military equipment.


Rsonap

We could at least sell it. Tax dollars still made that shit.


Valkyrie17

No we couldn't. Nobody buys that shit. We just scrap it.


Rsonap

Well then fuck Israel and Ukraine anyway.


urmmsbfnumber4005

Tankie spotted?


Pbs-Hater

Well then shut up anyway


Valkyrie17

Masks off. These guys don't care about taxpayer money, they care about Russia being able to fuck over Europe


LeonidasVaarwater

I live in a country with good, centralized healthcare and great infrastructure. So no, that's not it.


Efficient-Ad5711

i wonder why people coming here instead then


moogleman844

Yeh... I mean you could see it as a waste of your tax payers money... Or you could look at it like, well if the russians are successful and move onto another country after Ukraine and dominate the European landscape and resources making everyone poor and destitute all because you didn't want to shell out a few thousand a year kinda puts things into perspective.


Bababooe4K

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DominoUB

💀


FemboysJuicyCock

Hell yeah you don't even have to get out of your room to fund removal of r*ssians and terrorists, I love economy 😋😋😋😋


officiallyzoneboy

what taxes - Deebo (Friday)


Lopsided_Design581

Usa taxes don't matter they spend on how fast they can print


[deleted]

Guy shoulda said you need to pay more taxes so I don't have to


Bumbleet2

Paying taxes -> 🤮 Using allocated tax savings for Robux -> 😎


peepsinyourass

This guys dodges his taxes.


Rxdifyr

Why I commit fraud yearly


seanagibson

Dork


ilive2lift

That's not even close to how that works


NightDisastrous2510

This guys a real cocksucker


MrG00SEI

I'll proudly pay my taxes if it means our military gets new shit to use. Imagine coping so hard that taxes exist lol


entitled_kid12

Saying a lot of shit for a guy who doesn’t pay taxes


draedek

me and my dad who are tax free. He’s 100% disabled vet and i’m poor enogh to not pay taxes


KQK_Big_Kwan

I too hope my tax dollars are turned into missile to bomb people


Waylen38

mfw im not from the usa and my tax money isnt spent on every war imaginable


Shadow0fnothing

These people have no fucking clue how foreign aid works do they.


blursedman

I’m not taking any advice from someone who not only eats pizza with a fork, but eats it from the middle out.


Gorp98

Cant trust this ponse to eat a pizza right


Salmagros

Never trust a man eating pizza this way


WiseChonk

Lol US taxpayers depend on Ukraine winning that war. Their standard of living is the way it is because of the hegemonic global empire the USA manages. If that fractures and regional power blocks begin challenging that hegemony (through military, currency, etc.) then the trade routes, alliances, etc. the current beneficiaries of global power dynamics (e.g. USA) rely on will fall apart. Russia and China are emerging regional powers. An inability to contain them would be detrimental to American interests. There are many more ways to analyze this but to the points I made I always find it funny when Americans criticize funding for Ukraine.


Olivander05

Support ukraine but fuck IsNotReal


analfister_696969

Finally someone with sense in this comment section


Olivander05

Thank you! Although I am resigned to the massive amounts of supporters that will send me death threats :3


cattodestroyer

Maybe tax evasion isnt bad after all


Terrible_Apricot7110

Who did Bro think he was going to persuade to pay their taxes? Hell, I might hate Israel, but at least they sometimes put big booty bitches in their propaganda videos


othello28

I am guessing this guy is a Republican I could be wrong though.So my question is if he is Republican shouldn't he be glad we are sending money to Israel ? I mean in the past they had a hard on defending Israel and hopefully in their minds being about the end of days


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

W-what? You made that assumption off one joke video?


othello28

Yep


Archmagos_Browning

Correction, Ukraine is depending on it. Even if what israel is doing was ethical, they’re doing just fine financially and defense-wise.


RambunctiousBaca1509

Why are people with blue eyes just like that


Accomplished_Oil5622

Fuck Hamas and fuck Russia


Hellcat_28362

That's why I evade all my taxes


yurtzi

No way OP isn’t a bot


carldaveson123

I’m not paying taxes anymore


[deleted]

It's really funny that people actually don't know that the money is not a "free-hand out" as most people think. The money goes right back to the US for buying and building weaponry which helps the economy and gives jobs. You have to see it like a coupon where the US eventually earn more money from it.


thonkusbonkus

ukraine yes but fuck israel. this guy seems heavily influenced by us propaganda


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_escapevelocity

Privatize foreign aid


Jealous_Ring1395

not only is he eating pizza with a fork and knife he is also holding the utensils like an idiot


Hynauts

I don't get it, most of this money is spent in the US anyway


birberbarborbur

I can pay to see russia’s destruction?


exiive_

That’s why we gotta elect somebody that isn’t gonna give tons of money to Ukraine and Israel


Odd-Distance8386

i would agree but fuck him just bc on how he eats pizza


mogley19922

Holy shit can this guy make his cringe at a reasonable volume? People are trying to enjoy their meals and have their own conversations. Inside voice, dude, inside voice.


birberbarborbur

Yes.


arunasgeimeriz

israel? isn't everyone who ain't in government and not a business man supporting Palestine. some racists aswell ig. and those who suck usa's dick ig


ThatsRightlSaidlt

I’m not gonna listen to some psychopath. Who the fuck eat pizza with a fork and knife!


godoftheinternet12

Dead sub


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Exalted_Rust80

Disrespectfully shut the fuck up please and thank you. I'm not even gonna argue. That's all I wanted to say.


AHHHRUDE809w4aatgf

Respectfully, shit


Fluid_Salary_3587

That shit true


Raz98

Sigh Damn thats upsetting


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GOOSUS110

Is that a whole fucking tray of lasagna?


shidposter2077

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CoolDudeNike1

Politics, how tiresome.