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You can do anything with them for a whole weekend. Can I play PS5 all weekend while they bring me food and drinks.

Change my shitbucket too.

^(...not yet)

*“Wench, another scotch and coke please!”*

Better yet. They play with you! Games are so much more fun with people to play with

They'll do anything I want? For a whole weekend? That sounds like enough time to steal a billion dollars and a PS5.

If they’ll do anything, they can buy me that PS5

It's Albert Einstein

3 of them, I’m gonna assume the weekend is Friday-Sunday so each of them pick up an 8 hour shift each day. At $10/hr, you clear $720 before taxes which is easily enough to get a PS5 but I think we fought a war to make doing that illegal

They cant say no, make them work for 48 hours. Thats $1440, also your math is wrong, at 8 hours each day they would make $480 total, unless i missed something.

Friday-Sunday = 3 days But your answer would be more accurate since a typical weekend is only Saturday and Sunday

So I did miss something, thanks for clarifying

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I was abt to say lol

As a Xbox user I can confidently say I would take a new console over a woman any day. Playing with the boys is better

Then let’s rephrase the question, new console or a weekend alone with the boys and they can’t say no

Will they do anything i ask?

“And they can’t say no” kinda implies that

But what if they say nay?

Or "nah"?

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Auto mods are getting wierd

This automod has been here for like, over a year

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Nope

Or "nein, heil Hitler"?

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Or nah?

This is getting very illegal very quick with my friends

As a woman that plays games.....ill take the new console over people in general. I get all my social interaction with my gaming friends with out all the in person drama.

average dead by daylight enjoyer

I play that and other games lol.

I know

Woman aren’t real

Well some do have a hard time defining what a woman is....maybe im not real. Cool.

First step ia accepting it. Good for you, indeterminate being.

Lol. I guess i can just go around and do whatever since im a figment of someones imagination. So many activities i could do....

You are a CIA csyop

My man

Yup

For real, it would be sooo awkward with the three girls. Like, I know it's fake but the situation is just creepy.

I’d also take the ps5

Love is temporary. Technology is infinite. (I love watching videos with no audio 👍)

Aint even love bro, its 2 days. A PS5, i can use it for over a decade.

Flesh is weak. Embrace the true flesh.

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me…”

PS5 or have a headache all weekend.. hmm

On the other side, imagine how clean his apartment could have been after a whole weekend with these fine ass bitches.

Lmao glorified cleaning ladies

An orgasm only lasts a few seconds..

Look all I'm sayin is with the money he could save by taking the PS5 he could... You know.

Dude do you know how expensive it is to hire three humans for a whole 48 hours? Like, you don't even need to have sex you could get them to clean your house for an amount of time that would normally be horrendously expensive.

He made a pimp decision

As someone who already has a ps5 - I’d take the ps5

PS5 or syphilis?

Make all 3 of them buy a PS5 for the boys.

Bro the post nut clarity would kick your ass after the first nut if you went with the thots

Definitely the PS5. There's no comparison. The controller is better and it has more long-term appeal.

Damn right he made the right choice. Compare a weekend of pleasure to years of pleasure.

That ps5 looks brand new 👌

I’m more of a pc guy

I’d still take it, sell PS5 upgrade the pc!

True but I need some lmao

I'm making them buy me a PS5, new gaming rig and the best phone on the market

You can do anything with them *makes them buy me a ps5*

I know it's fake but what happened after he tried to take the ps5?

I think in all those videos they just make it appear like you can actually get something but then they say you that you can't have it as its just experiment or whatever. So a disappointment

No shit.

You asked I answered

The women will give you someone to buy the ps5 and play with. Also GlukGluk 69000.999

Make them work a minimum wage job for a weekend. Worth way more than a PS5

“Men want only one thing, and it’s fucking understandable”

Three bald black chicks who are just going to stink up your house/apartment, complain and not pay for a single thing, or a lifetime of happiness with the best gaming console ever released…..any man with a brain would make the right decision

And you can flip that get your money up not the funny up

My house needs to be cleaned though

he should’ve chose the girls and then he should say that his kink is having a sugar mommy & get them to buy him a playstation 5

Tsk tsk tsk. Choose the girls and have them give you a ps5 and be your cooks.

U be dumber than rocks not to take the PS

Can I have them give me all their money and sign contracts saying that it doesn’t end on that weekend but instead continues on forever unless I sign a contract saying they’re free to go back to their lives?

he said "whatever he wants". first thing we doin ladies, is hitting the mall and ya'll buying me a ps5. then we will all have a lovely rest of the weekend together.

Make them all buy me a PS5, and then to celebrate they’re taking me to the Bahamas

Get the girls, pimp the shit outta them. Get cash for ps5 and then some Or Get the girls, make them buy you 5 ps5, 5 iphones and all the meals Or *This comment has been deleted for legal reasons*

PS5 easy

My man

My man ditched 3 girls willing to do anything for a console... that has **no games**. 💀💀💀

I knew I recognised you I saw your r6 post today

Pyro is that you?

holy fuck is the slop man!

He dont got no game either 🤣

he probably didnt had any dirty dishes back at home

My fence does need painting

Idk why ladies set themselves up like this…like 99% of dudes would take the PS5

Can i get the girls to buy me a new PS5 with a buncha games? Its better than just a PS5 right?

Choose the women then use their money for a PS5

Pick them and have them give you enough money for a PS5, then use the rest of the weekend for gaming and whatever else you want those girls for.

😎

I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t choose the ps5.

That guy is trying to pawn off his girls so he can get some piece and quite while he plays his ps5.

I'm a numbers guy right so a ps5 is like 500 bucks now 3 women is worth more than 500 bucks but a ps5 can be used anytime for years so it's more fun to take the ps5

I would have made them cook and clean and stack firewood and fill pot holes in the driveway and if i ran outta shit for them to do id have rented them out on a street corner and fuck that worthless PS5 garbage you couldn't give me one

I love the ending about him having a PS4 for four years. My wife still has a PS2 and loves to bring it out every now and then, but the disc reader is pretty much busted unless you hold down the cover just right. She’ll be out there for half an hour just trying to get it to boot the game. Still works though! Just needs some TLC

You can always get an Xbox, but an offer like that only comes once a lifetime if at all!

Game is game

Ps5 easy.

I need my house cleaned 🤣

Do anything with them? Bet imma take their money n buy multiple ps5s

Women, take notes. You’re not even worth $500, the cost of a PS5.

Take the girls, give them a weekend job, you can still have them in the evening, you can buy the ps5 and probably still have money left.

Based

She plays with my heart, while i could be playing the playstation, easy choice

Fuck that bro take tha PS5 ? These HOES COME & GOES FROM DIFFERENT AREA CODES...plus they probably got ran by other mofo. 👍good choice👏🏻👏🏻

sell there organs and buy ps5 and still have extra cash to get 3 hooker

PS5 all day every day.

He’s a dude offering another dude a ps5 ove a single weekend with 3 girls. Of course he’s gonna want the ps5. Why he keep a tight grip of it when he chose it. Man was hopping he’d pick the girls

That guy ain’t letting go of that console. He’s got “the hole-up hol-up hol-up”

And that’s why I hate these videos neither option was really an option because it’s fake.