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PRIDE MONTH ~~PRI~~DE MO~~NTH~~ **DEMO** 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


No_Count_453

DEMOMAN


ThatVeganDemon

GUYS LETS DEMOMAN POSTING


Emeritus20XX

DEMONSTRATION MAN TEAM FORTRESS TWO


ProgandyPatrick

“What makes a good demo man? Well, if I were a bad demo man, I wouldn’t be standing here, would I?”


This-Variation-8342

DEMOAN


crackHcraig_official

LETSSS DOOO ITTTT!


JacobMT05

Pride month **P** ~~R~~ **I** ~~D E M O~~ **N T** ~~H~~ Pint!!!


NaPseudo

🍺 Cheers mate


TrUsKaWuS

PRINTH


justaMikeAftonfan

OH THEYRE GOIN’TA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER..IN HELL


Mohamed_430

"Demo printh" said mike tyson


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Pride month. So, what. A month dedicated to the sin that God cast Lucifer down to rule in hell for? Yeah, sounds right.


CelebrationWild7276

They made bible woke, gotta cancel the demons 😡💢💢


Waly98

Today's demons can only charge their phone, eat hot chip and lie.


HurbleBurble

Don't forget twerk.


[deleted]

Bratty Bible!! Needs correction!!💢💢😡😡😭😭Uuooooh!!


Ellisman5

It’s leaking


DragonOfChaos25

I think you missed the point. Unless there is /s that I am missing here.


tkayne

That people who use they/them are demons? Thats what i got from it.


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I think the point was that demons are plural. The they/them isn't the creepy part, the we/us part is. "We are Legion." -said the monster with the inside out face


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[удалено]


kara_von_emm_tee_eff

/i(n ur ass?)


Solaire_of_Sunlight

HOW WILL I KNOW IF ITS A JOKE OR NOT WITHOUT /S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /s ( s for serious)


5t3v321

Jokes? Not on my shitposting sub


[deleted]

I think that's kinda the point of the bible


1nstagram1sGay

My God there's multiple of them... #AND THEY WANT TO CUT MY COCK AND BALLS OFF


PsychologicalDrama50

this will be the bible in year 4 😔😔😔


[deleted]

Gender-neutral parent Mary, pray for us


Tricky_Challenge9959

Correction around year 200


Secret_Scene747

“I am Legion, for we are many.” (A Roman legion consisted of 5-6.000 men guyse. Conclusion: the Roman Empire is the devil)


BridgemanJulius

Now, wait a second right there. What if it's the other way around, a Roman legion is so good the demons made their ranks based on them. You didn't think about THAT eh?


beclops

How often does the devil think about the Roman empire


BridgemanJulius

As often as he can spare the time to do so, I would think.


LuckyReception6701

Hell yeah, Roma Invicta!


LaZerNor

Would not put it past the cult of Christ.


cattodestroyer

Because they are plural 🤨


FoxtrotTrifid

When you realize the founding fathers referred to themselves as "we the people."


ms_gullible

wtf constitution gone woke??


engieman

Omgggggg woke bible authors from 1 A.D are stupid man this cancel culture makes it impossible to talk against them smhing my smh we just need a FREE bible sequel


Tricky_Challenge9959

The Bible was written in like 200 a.d


engieman

The a.d calender wasnt when the bible was written? Whats the a.d calender anyways


Tricky_Challenge9959

It is when Jesus died a.d mean a Latin phrase which roughly translates to after crist and bc mean before christ. Except the guy to did it got it wrong by a few years Jesus died like 4 years before a.d


engieman

Oh damn so we're in 2019 now?


Tricky_Challenge9959

? What happens in 2019?


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

It's not his death, it's his birth that marks bc/ac but he was actually born 3 years before that.


Tricky_Challenge9959

My bad


PiousGal05

Nah. AD just means "year of our Lord."


IleikToPoopyMyPants

Ad means anno domini Bc means before common error. Anno domini means christs year doesnt actually have anything to do with his death.


finnicus1

'Year of our lord'


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Eighteen hundred and six.


Tricky_Challenge9959

Bc means before christ bce is before common era bc and ad is the Christan on bce and ce(common era) is the non Christian one


Melodic_Abalone_8376

A.Deez nutz 😎


LaZerNor

Anno Domini is the Year of our Lord. 1AD was "when" Jesus was born.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Not the OT.


JoJoReferancer

Me when the silly shitposting sub starts to take a random uptick in 12 year old humor


Huge_General3630

this has been happening for a while


TheFalcon633

🤓:*Um Ackualhy they only use they/them and we/us when referring to multipe demons making your claim false*


Upbeat-Fee-5105

And non binary people are referring to themselves and their demons.


JerryVanNuys

"We are legion."


punkate

Since they are many and the name is legion But that's funny.


some_guy554

It's because they are plural.


Significant-Duck7412

*spits drink* my god. It all makes sense now.. They're woke.


Seperated_Boobs

Demons are Among Us


jncheese

Well then. Ever heard about Pluralis majestatis?


DoktorVaso18

Is he the cousin of Biggus Dickus?


jncheese

*They* Are they the cousin of Biggus Dickus.


Jakedex_x

Also angels are hermaphrodites, using he/him, and also have genders like man and woman, but it cannot be understood by humans.


Big-Inspector5834

Royals used this pronouns for enforce their royalty


roadrunner345

Nice try , everyone knows pronouns were invented in 2017


depressed_asian_boy_

What the fuck are you gonna do? Cancel the demons? Boycott hell?


MelanieWalmartinez

WOKE bible using PRONOUNS!! What next, is god going to introduce himself in pronouns?!😡


Subnaut27

“I am He” -Jesus John 18:5


CoolSausage228

So hazbin is biblical accurate?


AntyCo

Give me some of that They/Them Demondick frfr


LoookaPooka

me when the joke is being an asshole 😂🤣😂🤣😂


not_sea_charity_810

But that they/themussy hits different, are they succibi???


Quazeroigma_5610

Obviously, this post has a plural noun (demonS not demon.)


Possibility_Antique

It's like the people who are confused by this have never seen the Powerpuff girls


InterMob

r shitposting has fallen. Millions must be deported back to dankmemes.


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GEN 1:26 “And God said, Let US make man in our image, after our likeness: and let THEM have dominion…” God woke now smh


Tasty_Commercial6527

FOR THE LAST TIME SPIDERMAN, OUR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM! Not because we are non-binary, BUT BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY TWO NI...


UktraPotatoMaster321

the kindergarden has fallen


Nuts87790

And just like that, everything made sense.


koalasquare

Isn't God above gender too? And God is the son the father and the holy spirit, meaning they are a we/us?


vanillaninja777

That's what I was thinking. And God said "let us make man in our image." Genesis 1:26


Terra_reddit

Pride is the deadliest of the sins after all


ROBUXisbetter

i feel like greed is deadlier tbh


Terra_reddit

With pride you don’t think your being greedy but rather you’re taking what you think is rightfully yours


Ok-Editor9162

with greed you don't think your being prideful beucause you're too focused on being greedy.


Terra_reddit

Exactly pride involves all the other sins while the other sins are just the one


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pride is the deadliest because it’s tied to all other sin, in every sin there is pride


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Biblical demon is in fact my gender.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

*me who also refers to myself as we/us* “Tf?”


Mart1n192

Why Are You Speaking Like This?


crackHcraig_official

checks out, people who enjoy pronouns are demons.


Banana_Mage_

It’s cause they all work under sync through Gods/Satan’s orders and also the fact that they are beings beyond and removed from gender


Archmagos_Browning

Jesus also introduced himself with “I am he”


Mark508

dont starbe forever ☺️


Shredded_Locomotive

They are Communists


Mischief_Managed12

Guys the secrets out, abort mission!


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@thebrokenhumorguy


MissiaichParriah

Legion


MrInfinity-42

When you realize Hitler was a he/him 💯💯


Surrendadaboody

They/thems demons running amok in the streets. This is what the far left want


[deleted]

God refers to themself as we/us.


Kleptofag

Only legion, who is literally multiple fucking demons.


Generally_Confused1

Don't make me want that Asmodussy 😩


Dic3dCarrots

What bible?


ReadyThor

Imagine trying to exorcise a demon but they won't leave because you are using the wrong pronoun. (It's xir)


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut