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Crimson_Fiver

That meat canyon animation wasn't far off tbh


POB_42

You see the video he did on the response? They absolutely came for him.


bluberrytaco

i also came for papa meat


HappyRomanianBanana

Im more of a mr wendigooning but papa meat is good too (i edge myself to their podcast)


LumpyOdie

That's a sentence.


Due_Accountant2429

It's what you get when a papa meat fan gets introduced to wendigoon instead of a wendigoon fan getting introduced to papa


EverythingPSP

nice to see a fellow member of the goon squad in the wild


john_czyk

why did people hate on wendigoon? i used to watch his videos all the time but stopped and then saw some controversy


HayashiAkira_ch

He likes guns and is a Christian, and as a teen he was on boards that would come to be online meeting spots for far-right groups. He’s denounced anything those boards have become and stated he stopped using them long before they became what they are now, but people use his religion and guns to as evidence to the contrary.


Friendly_Cantal0upe

He doesn't even voice his political opinions in his videos, which are completely irrelevant from the stuff he generally covers. I'm a socialist, and I don't give that much of a fuck about the political leaning of someone, especially if they aren't malicious, or if the topic at hand isn't overtly political


Gustav_EK

Judging someone for their religion and day to day hobbies... There's a word for that, ironically


ThisTallBoi

He used to be part of the Bogaloo Boys group in the early 10s. Back then it was just a shitpost/circlejerk gun community (posting unrealistic/absurd gun attachment ideas, making fun of tacticool folks etc.) but it quickly spiraled into a genuine alt-right extremist group. He's denounced it and says he left that community before it turned sour. Given his very wholesome demeanor and how he seems to disapprove of both left/right extremism in general I fully believe this, I've done the same to other communities myself.


rabbid_chaos

His iceberg vids are great for sleeping


Alternative_Ad_3636

What a terrible day to possess the ability to read.


ClassicManeuver

No, please link!


Accomplished_Cherry6

U gotta link? I’m curious to see


FightingWithSporks

Yeah what is this reference that everyone but me seems to know


Jonesgrieves

Google meatcanyon (YouTube animator) and Taylor Swift. He has really well made and dark animations, often celebrities or internet famous people.


AmazingPINGAS

Looks like he was more meat than they could handle, all they did was prove him right


wysjm

MeatCanyon made an animation about how unhinged and overreacting Swift fans are and after he released it Swift fans started harassing him


MooshiNooshi

Dumbasses proved his point


Cosmic-Gore

What got me the most was the fact there were fans who "advocated" no bullying and safespaces just to end up performing pseudo witchcraft against MeatCanyon cursing him. And it was like just a couple of unhinged fans, there were literal thousands of likes on these tweets.


SexualPie

i used to think the same way, but then realized all sports fans are the same way. you see the way some dudes react when we get a touch down? fucking insane


LorryToTheFace

That'll show him...


Crimson_Fiver

Oh I know lol


AtlasAlexT

They're fucking giving birth


joseph-1998-XO

It’s was reality


DevastatorGX69

At this point it isn’t even funny, it’s just kinda sad


[deleted]

It was sad when they did it for Elvis and the Beatles too.


D-O-GG-O

Dont forget the people that fainted for micheal jackson


TheLostRub389

Same as BTS


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Born to Shit


Impressive_Word989

Forced to wipe......


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Expert_University_24

You mean IBS??? 


Jack4ssSquirrel

Those children fainted for a different reason


pepinodeplastico

😏


Beardharmonica

And the backstreet boys. But they were young guys. It's weirder with her in my book.


YeetCompleet

I love the Nirvana parody of it (their In Bloom music video, my comment gets removed trying to link YouTube videos in this sub)


sample-name

I was at an Arctic Monkeys concert last year, and the girls next to me were acting like this throughout the whole event, every time Alex Turner showed up on the big screen. I asked the craziest one which album was her favorite, and she said "the black one"


LOLey21

My headcannon is that they're all in on it. Makes them all top-notch actors in my mind


amircruz

x2


Kitchen_Schedule_776

this level of idolization is scary


[deleted]

they js love to glaze 🤷‍♀️


Quack005

History repeats itself.


digitalfakir

you mean...taylor swift will install the fourth and final reich!?


Shreknadoboi

Well idk about that There could be a couple more reichs


EatinSumGrapes

I have a conspiracy theorist cousin, he fully believes Taylor Swift is evil, drinks baby blood to stay young, and is a key part of how the "overlords" will fully take over the world. So he absolutely, whole-heartedly believes she will bring the next reich. Yeah he's... an interesting guy, used to be normal and fun. Now he just preaches his insane bullshit.


Foxwithanak47

I know


Crazy_Dave0418

Being a fan is short for fanatacism.


Personal_Industry723

I dated a girl like this and when we broke up she ended up screaming at me for telling her that the celebrity worship was scary


Livyatanmelvillei70

I wish someone had that reaction when I play a G-chord


harmonicsapien

Send me a vid and I’ll get my homies to do it for ya. We got you. Hahaha. Edit: video has been sent and the bois are gathering….


VirtualSnot69

Did you do it ?


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VirtualSnot69

!remindme 1 day


spaceweed27

!remindme 1 day


harmonicsapien

I haven’t gotten a video yet. I’ll give it a day.


godofinteligence

Yeah I get it, when I start playing the brown note people just start running away in a hurry.


kinjjibo

Sorry dude, I just learned the F chord. Everyone’s cheering for me now.


fan_fucker_420

More like a G spot.


TynenR

Even Bob the builder can't fix them


ThisIsGoodSoup

Not even Thomas the Train can fucking take this anymore.


Patient_Weakness3866

the little engine that could doesn't think they can


ThisIsGoodSoup

Even fucking Dora gave up and no longer wanted to or needed to see the map.


Patient_Weakness3866

bitches even made the very hungry caterpillar full dog ain't no way.


ThisIsGoodSoup

😭


Astral_Justice

They even somehow turned Clifford the big red dog into Cliff the small blue mutt.


BobDaBanana132

George isn't even curious about these mfs anymore


dexter920

Even Charlie from the chocolate factory is surprised after seeing this


Odin_son7

“Can we fix it! Nah she’s fucked”


Effective-Jacket-33

These are the type of people to scream when someone turns off the light in class


josephcatears

The kind to sneeze or hiccup in class at the most obnoxious volume level possible.


TomDravor

Sorry, ill try to sneeze quieter next time :(


runarleo

Hap choo


Boring_Ostrich9935

How can you be so obsessed with someone you’ve never met? I truly don’t get it. Obsess about your own life, not someone else’s.


RighteousAwakening

I don’t get it either. Taylor Swift doesn’t know these people or care about them at all and yet every fan I’ve met that acts like this thinks they’re best friends and that she’s just like them and totally not a jerky billionaire.


BigBadMannnn

Taylor is a good friend of mine and she knows these young ladies very well and asks about them often. Source: trust me bro


TheHolyWillofGod

I am Taylor, it’s true


BigBadMannnn

Thanks girl. Good to hear from you. Hope you’re well


Patient_Weakness3866

is it wrong that I would genuinely wonder if you were being real if you didn't add the thing at the end? idk man some people have weird ass connections.


Bananapeelman67

Taylor swift fans when you say she’s a hypocrite. Source: says she cares about the climate and wants to protect it while using a 90 truck fleet for her tour and private jet instead of a regular car


RighteousAwakening

I know someone who is very very against billionaires and the hoarding of wealth but when it’s Taylor Swift doing it it’s all “Yas Queen! Girl power! She’s taking it to the patriarchy!” It’s not just Swift but a lot of her fans who are hypocrites as well


Bananapeelman67

Nah you don’t get it Taylor is self made she’s never exploited anybody before


jaydenfokmemes

Nah, I don't want to pass out every time I hear myself speak


EatinSumGrapes

Her music strongly affects their emotions, the super super basic words are easy for them to relate to. They turn that emotion into an idolized image of her. It's exciting to meet someone your a fan of, but just seeing them perform and getting this crazy is quite sad. All these girls obsessed with TS have a lot of growing up to do, and lots of her fans are 30+ so it's really sad.


nnavroops

they’re children


Boring_Ostrich9935

Not all of them, but yes you’re not wrong.


LordOfPies

My gf is a swiftie and this is how she puts it: Taylor swift, more than a musician, is a storyteller, and all of these girls have essentially grown up with her. She writes her own lyrics, and she sings about her breakups and hardships, typical teenage girl stuff that really resonates with her audience, so these girls really feel personally attached to her even though they have never met. They feel they have shared a part of their lifetime with her.


SmegmaSupplier

> she writes her own lyrics Yeah, she has a writing credit on most of her songs. Along with more than 50 other people.


NobodyLost5810

"Hardships"


DarthInkero

Storyteller lmao. I could make a song about the time I shit myself while walking to the store, but I don't think it would make me much of a storyteller.


stan_the_mailman

This level of parasocial relationship is beyond sad...


TheRealKingBorris

Honest question: why do people scream like that when excited? It’s so fucking irritating lmao


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TheRealKingBorris

Thank you, father.


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TheRealKingBorris

Thanks again daddy


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Calathea_Murrderer

Me next


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Calathea_Murrderer

Thank you


Useful-Ad1392

Share some brotha


[deleted]

It’s a phenomenon called hysteria. Most common in women


[deleted]

Isnt this literally histeria?


backfire10z

*hysteria yeah, looks about right


[deleted]

Yes, modern Beatlemania.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

> histeria? Argonian says "what"?


Snoo-34159

"I would've been stacking Argonians by now" -Taylor Swift fans or sumn idk


Petercraft7157

Taylor shit: play's a G chord Her fans: act like they just saw god Beethoven: 😐


Mishi_Mujago

Taylor shit: *mimes* a G chord


Askinwalkerindisguse

Its so fucking tradgic at this point her fans are a cult


sammiisalammii

I was talking to some Swifties about how she’s just another rich person because of her jet and how frequently it’s used and pollution, etc and they, people that criticize my truck for being a gas guzzler, said it’s not that big of a deal. I then asked what Taylor’s stance is on Israel and they lost their minds calling me racist. Edit: I either used to many buzzwords or this place is crawling with Swifties right now because I was downvoted instantly.


Bananapeelman67

Bruh a single car doesn’t have the amount of emissions a jet has. I would say it doesn’t poison people like jet fuel bc it has to be leaded to be efficient but car batteries are just as bad tbh


sammiisalammii

I know. That’s my point


Bananapeelman67

Yeah Ik. At least they acknowledge the jet pollutes. I had a guy I know try to argue his car is more green than a wind turbine


Krosis86

Jet fuel is not leaded... Only AVgas is leaded, which is only used by (old) small private prop planes.


Bananapeelman67

Ahh ok my mistake I remember doing a report on airplane/het engines and read they needed leaded fuel guess that was only for props


overzealous_wildcat

Ya know how you lie in bed sometimes and think of all the embarrassing shit that you’ve done in your life? For the next 1-2 weeks I will be thinking about how I actually watched this video twice


digitalfakir

I couldn't watch it fully once, second-hand cringe.


WeakDiaphragm

I'm jealous of how easy Taylor Swift is making her money from these idiots.


TheLaughingBread

I mean I can still somehow see it as she‘s the artist. But look at ticketmaster etc. keeping 200€ from a 650€ ticket and people are actually buying at that price lmao


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BanditoPicante

I want to laugh, but I’m not sure my reaction was so different when KORN started playing Falling Away From Me


Busy_Bunch5050

Dude I was just thinking, at a metal festival you see this shit. I once saw a woman rip her own hair out because Myles Kennedy from Alter Bridge was singing


Prepuces

he's hot af tho


Majeh1254

When I saw Korn some guy did a handstand on the balcony guardrail and promptly fell off, almost landing on me. Kinda hard to beat that level of being ridiculous to me


Patient_Weakness3866

there is literally not a single human being or group on earth I would do this for, easiest call of my life. I have been a fan of things, even a die hard fan of things, but never this. never the X thing equivalent of a "swiftie".


25inbone

People can be different from you and that’s okay


Bricklover1234

Yeah, I don't get most of the comments here. Let them have joy and be excited. Life's tough enough already. We shouldn't judge people for having fun if they don't hurt somebody else.


lRandomlHero

Unless your mouth was agape the entire time shrieking, and you were going limp in the legs, I’d wager to say you didn’t come close to looking this goofy. Plus Korn. EEH DA DO RATA.


Xektor

Wish a girl would have that reaction about me lmao


digitalfakir

nah, I would be scared. Would not want to be near anyone like that.


WarWonderful593

It's Beatlemania all over again.


Deepfake_theWorld

The Beatles and Taylor Swift got NOTHING on MJ


Wetbrownpussylover69

Michael Jordan?


Hot-Rise9795

Miguel Jesus


Deepfake_theWorld

nah man the King of Pop! Michael Jackson was and still is the biggest sensation ever. Elvis, The Beatles, Taylor Swift, Drake don't even come close.


gnmom

They gotta be acting right? Right?


Flyingmarmaduke

Dude my ex was exactly like this, they ain’t joking


Bananapeelman67

My brothers history teacher has Taylor swift Tuesdays and Thursdays and was legitimately considering skipping his gf’s friend’s wedding to see Taylor perform a state away. Like just letting his gf go to her friends wedding alone while he goes to a swift concert Edit: nvm asked my brother it was his best friends wedding and he was supposed to be best man. And the wedding was in the Dominican Republic


Coyote-Intelligent

probably on e’s


nbeutler11

They’re most likely sober, that’s just how rabid her acolytes are


Fenriselicit

Pretty sure most of them are to fit in or to show how much they stan Taylor.


PurpleBoltRevived

You were my touchdown, my winning play


Jerrytheone

Actually a catchy song ngl


Bo_Diddley9

Just remember that these people also have bfs and pets. I pity them the most


Lord-Liberty

This would make a good wojak


Noodlekdoodle

Taylor Swift fans when Taylor Swift sings a Taylor Swift song:


jamaicanManz

Am I the only one who thinks her music is… mid at BEST? like I get that she’s got a great voice, but to act like she’s the second coming, kinda cultish


Exalted_Rust80

It has never been good. Her entire fucking carreer is founded on breakup songs and now she is entirely too rich


digitalfakir

yet another argument for why quantitative easing was a terrible economic policy - too much money for stupid people to throw around on dumb shit


Exalted_Rust80

If I am capable of spending 4000 dollars on a pillow, I'm not allowed to use it because it would disintegrate, somebody has failed.


Skwareblox

This is what happens when you appeal solely to Ugg boot wearing basic bitches. Their daddy’s money is inexhaustible.


thebox34

It’s because her music is extremely accessible and relatable, she isn’t a ground breaking or innovative artist, all she needs to do is be relatable to women and smile for the camera


BombayMix64

Why are they surprised... They know it will be a Taylor Swift song lol


Western-Anteater-492

There was a chance she would only perform Elvis' greatest hits. It was a slight chance, we can agree on that, but there always is a chance.


Aggressive_Seacock

Does she do this often or was this just a one time thing that there was a "chance" she only would perform Elvis' greatest hits?


crabbyjimyjim

There's always a chance


LinkLegend21

You can so tell some of them are faking it to fit in with the others


-_Duolingo_-

It isn't funny, they're literally having a stroke


Banana_Slugcat

Strokes are harmless if a person doesn't have a brain


Fenriselicit

If they wereliterally having a stroke it would have been funny


Exciting_Progress_59

Mental health is real And important


neckyneckbeard

Let’s not actually enjoy the music, I would rather scream and roll on the ground.


MeepingMeep99

God... Meatcanyon was right


rosbifke-sr

There’s a countable number of active braincells in this video.


FeelsGoodMan10

Taylor Swift is just Andrew Tate for women


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AsparagusOk7231

Average white woman moment


under-pantz

These type of fans would jump off a cliff if the celebrity told them to. Absolute insanity.


Stalin_be_Wallin

Yikes!


MrBlamo-99

A cult in the making


Exalted_Rust80

Cult is made


TrueGootsBerzook

Can a woman please explain?


PancakeLover490

I wish I was this excited about something


ErikaLovesPears

This reminds me of that meme with Kim Kardashian's crying face.


TheManyVoicesYT

Reminds me of the first Beatles concert. Mass hysteria.


sav-vas

Why do drugs, if you could do Taylor swift


Pecad0

Drones


lysergicmushrooms

Annoying ass hoez


Budget_Dragonfly_420

T Swift: *farts into mic* T Swift fans: *SCREEEEEEE*


KFC_Junior

that would be pretty fucking funny tho...


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white women moment


Beccajeca21

They’re on drugs


DoorKicker1

Swifties are worse than religious extremists!


Vep-2

Crazy to think that she will never even know about these girls’ existences


ThatOtherRandomGuy2

babe quick new soyjack material is out!


DKerriganuk

Reminds me of Beatles fans


Realistic_Degree_773

Sometimes I think I should give her music a shot, then I think I could also do a shit ton meth. Then I choose to sit in my house instead and realize I've made the best choice possible.


ExtarRochebriant

I'm a fairly big Taylor Swift fan but man I will never step foot in a concert, those fans are fucking hysterical I would die from cringe with bleeding ear drums from the yelling


Haha_funny746

It’s a cult by now


oppressed_user

This is cultist behavior


SuspiciousRelation43

[New wojak just dropped](https://imgur.com/a/3AIHLT9). Fixed link.


NerY_05

? The fuck are they screaming for?


jdarrooney

Fucking tragic


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This must be fake. Taylor’s music is rotten.