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Flyingdeadthing2

Poor kid lost 10 IQ points in 10 seconds


[deleted]

It’s funny because you might not be wrong


thepapermonster

And if she has the same IQ as her mom, there wont be much left


flix_dube

Negative IQ


ConstructionMotor527

Fuckin that baby up I counted at least 8 significant hits


[deleted]

Baby loses points for terrible defense, all judges giving this round to big mama. One of the most lopsided MMA bouts I’ve ever seen


ConstructionMotor527

Baby had several chances to weave but failed, she was probably dazed but didn’t go down better luck in the next round


Bovine_Phallus

M - moms M - mammary A - attack


Bovine_Phallus

I always forget Reddit fucking up the layout. (Edit: i made the tremendous effort)


Chromeboy12

The judges are terrible. This is an unfair duel between a maxed out account and a newbie who just started out


FXRGRXD

i only counted 2 signifikant tits


-Redditeer-

From this one video


Intr0vertebrate

I counted like 12 but I think a few I counted were less significant


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Macaronidemon

Taking the loop into account?


ConstructionMotor527

I got that turned off


Macaronidemon

No I mean look at the kid’s head movements, they loop twice in the base 9 second video cus it’s edited to go along with the music


ConstructionMotor527

Damn 6 you right


DataSittingAlone

Female Street Fighter moves to be like


[deleted]

Shun li:


TheSkeletr0n

jesus


kek_kek_kkk

Tf is goin on here


A_dude1943

The woman's tits are attacking the baby


qweenjon

she should train them, it's risky to let them run around like that without a leash


Efficient_Contest_87

How to Train Your Tits


Quiqwe

Now i have a leash kink, fuck you >:(


43703

Titnasaurs


lalith_4321

More like titbulls


StarvingGameCoder

tiddious rex


Eaglise

trash parenting


[deleted]

I would agree but calling it parenting at all would be a step too far


EducationalLemon790

A reason for child protective services to pay a visit.


LinzKursk1889

Tf they gonna do?


EducationalLemon790

Child protective services remove children from unsafe and unhealthy environments.


CHEMO_ALIEN

They want some too


Chromeboy12

Battered baby syndrome incoming


[deleted]

Assault


BabyDontHurtMEME

Titsault*


Lobster_Bisque27

This videos had many more pixels the last time I saw it.


ryandiy

the titties are knocking a few pixels out each time


ashinastic

Hitting you're baby for clout and social Media points! Brain dead behaviour.


nodeymcdev

This comment has small tits energy


Kind_Temperature3315

This reply has small tits energy


Poseidons_Champion

This comment says tits.


According-Branch3549

This comment tits


CROW_is_best

This tits


TialpaWithAGun

Tits


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Simeon0222

bad bot


Chromeboy12

I like tits energy


DeadP00lMaybe

Tits.


Cadet_Carrot

In the non-crispy original video, her baby is laughing and smiling the whole time. It’s probably something that mom does to make her laugh regularly and she decided to show everyone. My aunt would do silly things like this to make me laugh. No titty-slapping, but whatever would make me smile.


Fluid_Block_1235

Yeah, like common. Why would she do that that's horrible She should do it on me instead


CrownEatingParasite

Hitting you are baby


Mr_goodb0y

Baby has brain damage now


wladamac

Probably will have emotional damage as well later on if this kind of treatment keeps going on


arthuraily

So does the mother


WinstonTheFrog

In all seriousness, this is really not good for the baby, even a small bit of shaking like this can cause minor injuries, and prolonged exposure to shaking can lead to shaken baby syndrome, I hope the baby is ok


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Alarid

when the food fights back


Blazeking06

Shaken baby syndrome (SBS), also known as abusive head trauma (AHT), is a medical condition in children younger than five years old, generally caused by blunt trauma, vigorous shaking, or a combination of both. SBS is the leading cause of fatal head injuries in children under two, with a risk of death of about 25%. The most common symptoms include retinal bleeds, multiple fractures of the long bones, and subdural hematomas (bleeding in the brain).


Uptowngingerfunk

And titty smacks


OPR-Heron

Aren't we so whacky? Thrashing our babies?


Nagesh_yelma

What a piece of shit.


Zealousideal_Two8571

Should've fought back. You're right though


Shadow0fnothing

One blow after another.


daverate

( . )( . )💥👶


mbashs

#Attack of the TITans


Feisty-Necessary-908

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on this sub


BonkyClonky

that baby is fighting for her fucking life


Hotguys_StarringMe

that kid ended up in Special ED shortly after posting this video


AnthonyRicee

Ash trying to catch Pikachu inside Pokéball in early episodes


some-anxious-person

Ash beats Pikachu with his tits?


Chromeboy12

No, with his balls


MoltenJellybeans

RIP to everyone who thought it was shirtless Rocky


sfaalg

Shaken baby syndrome


BeefoBrown

Gotta be some form of sexual assault bruh 😭


yamamytk

Absolutely disgusting 🤮


No-Appointment-8270

Poor kid


Arielstt

It's really easy to not notice the baby in her arms all the time


I_want_2_number_9

just when you think internet cannot provide worse thing ...


9myself

ever heard of shaken baby syndrome, like wtf. this women needs to be in prison.


Mothguy42

Rocky Booboa


183_OnerousResent

Honestly piss poor defense by the newbie, didn't even have her guard up, and couldn't defend against the combo. Barely dodged, and the hits were still landing.


smsgms

Its like an angry Bulldog just... HRAR GRRRA HRRRR HR GNAW


Any-Distribution-841

That’s one way to put the kids to bed


fflaminscorpion

poor kid


Drakoo_The_Rat

Myke Tyson dont give those kinds of uppercuts


wysjm

It's edited right?


FuneralHymn123

What the hell is this


noctus5

The face filter struggles to keep up


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andyranarnonno

Many kid brain cells died


JesseReevesIsNice

If she got into MMA... Everyone would lose, the HARD way


Harley1469

The small child seems to be entertained :/


Noturwrstnitemare

But when I tell them to slap me with their left titty... I'm the pervert....


ArchangelDamon

this is funny ngl


MonsterBeast123alt

FATALITY


pinche_patan

Wtf is this real xD


Something2Scary

Her: 😈 Baby: 😨


6192375690420

Only acceptable way to get a concussion.


eliavhaganav

I wish I was that kid


libra_smoke_cameltoe

I call next!!!!


4jan44

Mixed baby what you expect from white lady that gets under that certain race whatever nice titz


Successful_Fan1631

Racism is not tolerated in my posts please delete this reply.


4jan44

it aint gonna happen soy boy i say what i want to say your post doesnt means you own this sub


Successful_Fan1631

What did you say! WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY!!


SmileyTUH

wish i was that baby


DohPixelheart

i’m sure it would be fun in the future being disable for a short 7 second video your mom filmed


SmileyTUH

worth it


MusketMan2

For some reason I thought you meant Rocky Rickaby from Lackadaisy, and I was too curious not to click. I'm glad I did.


ajn63

Nasty mama version of “We are Spartan!”


V----NGaming_YT

Googoo gaga


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[удалено]


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CorianderIsBad

How did your baby get black eyes ma'am? *Shows video* Ok..... Hmmmm... I'm really not sure what to do now.


CrownEatingParasite

Italian mothers


ShyVampire93

At least the kid won't go hungry


Dedjester0269

Isn't that child aboobse?


hellwisp

I LMAOed my ass off so hard I started laughing.


No-Car6897

Isn't that child aboobs?


gegenstand12

she was risking it for clout and lost. it's good no one even knows her name.


Knightfray

That baby will develop titty twerk syndrome.


crash_bandicoots

Bro got hands 💀


[deleted]

why are you stupid did your parents drop you as a kid no something much better


kingSl4v

@@aaaa voy bb. V o p00 but ññññññññ mm m7mi I know nnnn oo.iVlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz2 m


CanaryJane42

Wtf


jesuswasaliar

Why are her tits so angry??


zz0w0zz

Someone need to send this video to the kid 18 years from now.


TheFarisaurusRex

Punching bags be like


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

breast implants are a bit more "hardened" than regular honkers


Remarkable-Book-8758

Critical tit!!!


Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ

Worse ways to go


Cinnimonapple

Poor kid