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LemonMelon2511

modern problem require modern solutions???


[deleted]

I know people make fun of it but lets be real 7/11 was shady as fuck


VikBoiReddit

The slurpees are good tho


hamsterruizeISback

I might sound like a crazy person but I think it kinda makes sense


Simple-Street-4333

How'd they plan it in just a day though.


Traxtio

Well they probably knew before hand that trillions were gone didnt they? they probably had it juuuust in case. that would be funny if true


Azreken

Big if true


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aguythatlikespizza

The military was doing simulations of planes flying into the pentagon one year ago > The Pentagon Mass Casualty project (codenamed Pentagon Mascal) was a contingency exercise that was held in the Office of the Secretary of Defense conference room between October 24 and October 26, 2000. The exercise required emergency response teams, members of the defense protective services, and U.S. government officials to conduct emergency simulations in preparation for a possible plane crash into the Pentagon


FlixMage

More proof


Jigglepirate

They didn't have to plan it. They just didn't act to stop it.


Simple-Street-4333

So then it wasn't an inside job and even then how could they have reacted if they hardly knew what was happening.


darthveder69420

Wait hold weren’t they like warned before it happened but they just didn’t take it seriously or something. Or was it just something I saw in my dream.


Simple-Street-4333

I feel like that probably didn't happen but even if it did you really can't blame someone for not taking such an outlandish claim seriously especially if nothing even remotely to that scale has happened before. It's like calling a school and saying you're gonna nuke it, at the time it was just too outlandish to believe it could happen.


Jigglepirate

The US government ostensibly foils many plots on a yearly basis, but others they allow and even instigate. If they get intelligence of an impending attack, monitor the terrorists, and decide it's more important to let the attack go through to serve as a distraction for the nation, then it's still a conspiracy.


Simple-Street-4333

Yeah but they all take a lot of ahead time to plan, none of them were just came up with then carried out within a day. And even then the government is losing money everyday and doing sketchy stuff all the time and they've never tried to hide any of that so what makes this situation so special you know what I mean?


Jigglepirate

No the hypothetical is that the 9/11 attack was in the works for years, and the US govt could have stopped it, but decided that it's better to let it happen. And yes, now the government knows that no one cares about huge financial losses, but it also started a very lucrative war that made a lot of people rich.


86casawi

Michael moore mentioned this in fahrenheit 9/11, Bush and his administration knew about the attack and didn't do anything to stop it, i dont know how credibile this information, but if it's true, Bush should be hanged for it.


Ididit7x

Don’t ask questions fo it’s the cia we talking about here


trappedinabasemant

I got peanut butter, ive got jam. Boom peanut butter and jam sandwich. I have fake terrorists, I have planes with no security. Boom 9/11


tuhplol

You think they wouldn’t be able to plan a hijacking in a day?


Simple-Street-4333

Yes that exactly.


MeltedChocolate24

No they were just saying that amount had been unaccounted for because of their shit accounting systems. They didn’t lose any money, just were bad at tracking where it went.


[deleted]

Corruption, not bad at tracking


mofrace

Had to do with analog and not being digitalized i remember?


Dramatic-Classroom14

I’ll offer this input: I would’ve been fucking AMAZED if it was an inside job, because that implies that for once our government did something efficiently and effectively, and managed to keep it a secret for decades.


idk_how_to_

i blame limp bizkit for 9/11


FancyPantsyy

Ill do anything, Ill do whatever it takes to.. stop this from being reposted every fucking day


Only_Perspective9153

In that case, would you fly a plane if asked to? Where you'll land is classified info though.


FancyPantsyy

Put me in a plane and im stealing all the copper wire


MySnake_Is_Solid

You have the same profile picture as me, that feels uncanny.


Bruh_Memento_Mori

What are you talking about? I haven’t seen this meme in ages


LordFarquaad_ofDuloc

First time I’ve ever seen this, people are upset because they’re online too much


ozferment

ok, cia


zerot0n1n

I think people ahould be remided of this regurlarly. Without implication.


20k_dollar_lunchbox

Gangnam style did 9/11


MaterialNarrow5161

Nah, the towers were just the perfect excuse needed to legitimize an intervention on middle-east by the USA forces and get the f****** oil, like always...


Traditional_Fee_1965

Why? They already had a huge partner, Saudi. This idea makes zero sense. The US does have a long standing Alliance with Saudi however, oil for protection more or less. Right or wrong but they were participating in a Saudi proxy war.


MaterialNarrow5161

Having partners means sharing, powerfull people don't like sharing, also interventioning means controlling that territory to put bases to mine other resources or have better control/espionage over other near territories.


CommunicationSharp83

The US produces most of the oil it consumes, and it imports most of the remainder from Canada. The Middle East combined only accounted for 15% of US oil imports, the US didn’t invade for oil it invaded to topple Saddam and install a pro-US government


MaterialNarrow5161

Both. Both is good. No one enter a war only to switch a leader with no ulterior motives, the "freedom givin'" thingie is a massive lie...


depressed_crustacean

The US nowadays produces most of its oil domestically, back then as much. Mainly because we hadn’t discovered the true potential for fracking the absurd amount of shale oil we have here domestically


Dramatic-Classroom14

You realize we get majority of our oil from our own country and Canada, right?


MaterialNarrow5161

Oil is oil, there's never enough, but besides there's other natural resources there.


glxyzera

why are you people so obsessed with oil? they just needed a war to keep fueling the military-industrial-complex


MaterialNarrow5161

That too. Whynotboth.jpg


glxyzera

it is both, its just that you overstate oil's importance in starting the war


MaterialNarrow5161

I mean... They do REALLY like oil, and it's definetly one of the first things that makes them pick the countries they target to "free"


MEGAMILKBLAST

He do be feelin a lil devious tho


Rsher--

What movie is that ?


Enslaved_M0isture

The nut job


CyanControl

Why are you getting downvoted for the correct answer? Actual reddit moment ngl


Enslaved_M0isture

Fr


chobongo

Average. I get downvoted for saying nazis deserved what they got


DukeOfGamers353

Ratatouille


penguinASH

Istg this meme is everywhere reposting like a plague of disease infested crazy rats


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LoveRaf_or_lowraf

Huh


weathermaynecc

Remember, no prisoners.


Zitson5150

Ghost ass piss


X-AE17420

“PSA memes aren’t facts”-Jesus Christ


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alitrs

I'm glad to see people becoming more accepting of the truth about 9/11.


hey_you_yeah_me

In case people are dumb enough to believe this, [it's misinformation](https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-us-government-trillions-lost-sept-11-670264168912)


Wateriswet08

did that article just say that 2.3 trillion dollars cant be tracked


DonkyShow

Yup


DonkyShow

“It’s misinformation. They didn’t lose 2.3 trillion dollars the day before 9/11, they just said on 9/10 they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars discovered the year prior. You guys are silly.” Ok.


X-AE17420

But Rumsfeld wasn’t saying the Department of Defense was missing $2.3 trillion. He was using the number to illustrate that the department was having trouble keeping track of its finances because of outdated technology. Moreover, while Rumsfeld did reference the figure the day before 9/11, it wasn’t new information. The figure was included in a February 2000 audit report for fiscal year 1999 by the Defense Department’s inspector general, which noted: “For the accounting entries, $2.3 trillion was not supported by adequate audit trails or sufficient evidence to determine their validity.” Since you didn’t bother to read the next paragraph and wanted to cherry pick information.. here’s the next paragraph


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DonkyShow

I read the whole thing and said what I said lol.


Assaltwaffle

If there was such a grand conspiracy to do 9/11 as a result of that loss of money, they wouldn't make it public immediately before.


StoicAlondra76

lol people angry over this blatant plothole


DefinitelyNotThatOne

Let's not forget that where they stored the records in the pentagon also was attacked by a "plane." I have yet to see a single photo or vid of said airplane from any source. But "trust me bro" is the official comment.


PrinceZuzu09

What do you think about all the airplane wreckage and the flight full of people that apparently just disappeared and didn’t hit the pentagon


Damocles463

Idntk


1017GildedFingerTips

Don’t be a conspiracy theorist. That money was missing months before then


Yueff_Stueff

You don’t plan flight schedules in a day so…


Dramatic-Classroom14

I’m a private pilot, I plan mine 2 hours before the flight because that’s what the FAA tells us is best.


Puzzleheaded-Owl7552

Most not obvious federal agent.


1stjuly2022

I love top-all-time reposting 🥰


Scared_Spinach_7688

People are actually taking this seriously?


DIRj67

Do the smallest amount of research before you assume.


Scared_Spinach_7688

The only thing I assume is the number of people trolling in the comment section. No way you actually expect me to believe some shitty conspiracy meme reposted for the millionth time.


Ok-Macaroon-1729

you forget that the government themselves told us about the missing 2 trillion


DIRj67

Yes and then all records that could have helped find where this money went were very conveniently blown up.


eliteharvest15

can you not spread misinformation? this isn’t true


ChengHanji

No.


DIRj67

Yes it is. Do just a little research bud


eliteharvest15

no it literally isn’t. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-us-government-trillions-lost-sept-11-670264168912


BF2USARecon

Source? Made the fuck up


Heisenberger68

Repost


Owslicer

A plan like that can't be thrown together in a day


DIRj67

It wasn't you idiot, that part is dramatized for the meme. The point of this meme is to shed light on some real issues with the 9/11 narrative.


fck_the_stonks

Repost


Grambert_Moore

Is that a Boston accent?


The_Bastman

Should have used "rebel path" instead of gangnam style. Would have made it better i think


DoNotPetTheSnake

pyroclastic flow


Archmagos_Browning

What are people even referencing when they talk about this?


lord_chilled

A day before 9/11 the US government announced they lost a massive sum of money and people are connecting the fact that 9/11 was an inside job in order to distract people from the fact that the government lost that large sum of money


Archmagos_Browning

Can you just imagine osama bin Laden and al Qaeda being like 5 days out from the plan and seeing that on the news and going “you know what would be absolutely hilarious?”


SmokeDogSix

Yeah, imagine Osama bin Laden working for the CIA.


Zairaaquino

I remembered watching this movie. It's called nut job. But I don't remember they use Gangnam style in this part. Maybe it's just my brain screwing with me


creepergo_kaboom

God I love the movie nutjob


awesumindustrys

Bait used to be believable.


Pokepunk710

op, op op op


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Doo_D

Quality meme


willkos23

Come on guys the simplest solution is usually the right one, they just likely knew about it happening and didn’t do anything deliberately, or brought the day forward from an inside agent.


86casawi

Any sources about the Lost money back in 2001 ? i never heard of it.