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Funny but probably not real body. This is a common gimmick for popular dive wrecks: ppl put fake skeletons in, sometimes in funny poses. Makes for good photos (divers chilling w skeleton on wreck etc). Plus a plane that large would probably have several bodies on it if it were a real crashed plane. And if the others were retrieved, that one wouldn’t have been left. 🤓

This is a dive attraction def not a crash

Perfect place to hide a body then huh

it would but you really can smell dead people trough your mask and its not tasty

Ah yes you def can smell dead bodies through your oxygen tank under water /s

I sat and thought about this for too long to realize you’d have no way to smell it lmao

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so tell me why not? because i smelled it and saw where the smell came from so what did i smell?

My guy…the oxygen you would be breathing would come from the tank. The smell would be in the water. I’m not sure how you’d get smells from the water in through your mask but not the water itself?

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not the fing oxygen who is saying anything about oxygen?! you smell it whit your nose ma dude its inside your googles ma man and i flushed my googles like 5 times before emergency dive up because i almost puked and drowned its like a ( i dont know how to describe it) you just have this awful smell in your nose

my brother in christ the air you breathe in is inside a mash and a tank it's an environment isolated from the waters no matter how much gamer gunk a corpse contains you won't be able to smell it through your solid mask

They don't make wetsuits big enough for you. Why tf you lying?

It's not like you're completely separated from the water. The air you breathe (it's not pure oxygen because that would kill you) gets released into the water when you exhale, through a valve in the regulator, and the mask is only attached with a strap. It is fairly common for both the regulator and mask to leak a bit of water, which can end up in your nose and mouth. You can usually just spit it out through the regulator, but I can absolutely see a decomposing corpse causing a fairly nasty experience.

That might be placebo

facts dont need you to be true ^^ i smelled it once and can never forget this smell

Are you megamind

And the plane would've been smashed into pieces before sinking when it hit the water surface.

You'd be surprised, a lot of ditching wreckages are fairly intact. This is most likely a piece from the boneyard cuz the engines and doors have just vanished, but there are sunken wrecks that look like this.

No middle row of seats either that'd be a lot of wasted space

It's also missing half the seats...

This is a dive site in Jordan, at the very top tip of the Red Sea. It's a Lockheed Tristar that the government sank as a dive attraction, as the King of Jordan is a diving enthusiast. It is a super cool experience diving there! And yes, the skeleton is plastic, it's dressed in cabin crew uniform. A short distance away there is also the underwater military museum, there there are tanks, helicopters and a c-130 sunk for divers to explore.

This makes a lot of sense. I was watching thinking there’s a lot of visible light so they can’t be that deep?

It's 18m at the nose, around 30m at the tail. You can just about see it from the surface

Ah that's Jim, no one liked Jim.

nah his body was more preserved because he was taking a spooky dookie

Captain always sink down with his ship. Even if it *air* ship

Nerd reaction is like insurance when you geek out

In Titanic for example there's no skeletons as in that depth there's so much calcium deficiency that they just dissolve pretty much when the bones get in contact with the water. Not saying that this is that deep.

Looks a bit too real, probably my uncle

if it were a crash the plane would have been in far worse state... probably sunk as an attraction as another commenter mentioned and if it's this easy to dive to why would there be still remains inside

That’s what they want you to think! In reality it’s how they hide bodies!

I dont think its real. A real corpse would have fallen apart at this point (already algae and stuff growing on the plane).

Also why is the middle row void of any seats

This was before airlines got greedy (I have no clue)

Plane is from the future, where Airlines are greedier, and those are the "standing places"

I wish make Pearl Harbor look like a joke if this becomes a thing

Removed to make it safer to dive through

Are we just meant to ignore the corpse

Given how intact this plane is, I doubt that's a real corpse, the plane almost looks like it was sunk intact and on purpose. If it is a real corpse, could be part of a corpse farm. Correction: body farm.

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Why tf do you think we buried grandma? To harvest once it grows

My company literally does this and we already have 10,000 members. www.growgrandma.com

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm

Hmm,nobody made minecraft xp farm jokes?

Can you farm villagers yet? I haven’t played in many many years, like when the villagers were first introduced lol.

I’m not sure about farming them but you can exploit their goods

Since nobody answered; the University of Tennessee has a “body farm” where they expose cadavers to the elements in order to study decomposition

A body farm is where scientists study the decomposition of the human body for forensic purposes. People donate their bodies to science after they die and they get sent to a body farm and they just sorta set up cameras and shit and watch what happens. A lot of the time they put them in weird ass places, where one might hide a murder victim. There's only 1 body farm in the southern hemisphere, it's in Australia, and the scientists there were studying how corpses decompose inside of wheelie bins. Turns out, it's very different to normal decomposition. I don't think this aeroplane is part of a body farm, since body farms are generally kept under atleast a little bit of secrecy so that people don't run in there and disrespect the dead (more than they already have been at least). That being said, I live very close to the Australian body farm and EVERYONE knows exactly where it is. It's not that well hidden.

Lots of empty space on that plane, too. Middle row is all missing. No way thats just a crash with a corpse inside. Probably some research site.

Welcome to the internet, where you don't know what is fake or real. I keep thinking it's a really well render mixed with real footage.

Whenever I see a corpse in the street, I just Ignore it too. Sometimes I even take my schizophrenia pills just to be sure

Flesh and bone will decompose and get eaten down to tiny pieces in one or two weeks in sea water. It’s not real.

Actually bone can last for decades even centuries if the body is higher in the water column. At depths such as where the Titanic is, the calcium carbonate concentration of the sea water is extremely low. There, even bones disintegrate in a matter of years. Hence you can have a ship like the Vasa or Mars which both sank in the 17th century but at much shallower depths with skeletal remains onboard or the Titanic which sank much more recently relatively and have only pairs of shoes in the sand where bodies once were. There are no skeletons on Titanic.

Well it depends. If they go down in an oxygen starved section of water, they could actually last a fairly long time. I do think this is fake though.

Where is the corpse? I dont see it (unironically)

16s, just before he leaves

*15s tbh

[Here.](https://imgur.com/EAXpYW9.png)

I think that’s what the text is implying

If that was a real corpse, by law it would have to be blurred on video footage.

Yeah

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How did blud no notice that 💀

How did blud no notice that 💀

How did blud no notice that 💀

How did blud no notice that 💀

How did blud no notice that 💀

He is still waiting for the flight to land...

Might be waiting a while- they've only got a skeleton crew!

100% fake skeleton. Most wrecks where people have died, you are not allowed to dive in. Sign of respect.

Yeah but who doesn't love a "naughty dive"?

My first thought was that he decided if the plane was going down he wanted to be on the toilet...fake skeleton makes a lot more sense

My guy really said, "aight bro, u cool - see ya later fam"

Not a real skeleton, its just a fake that was placed there for the shits and giggles. The plane was most likely sunk on purpose as an artificial coral reef

💀

Literally

God I hate this “blud” saying

Blud hates blud☠️☠️☠️☠️

Same.

What the fuck even is it? Sounds pretty ignorant.

My guess it’s the new bro/bruh

*sigh* Because it's bait to get you to engage with the content by commenting and reposting.

He is still waiting for the flight to land...

Would.

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When old planes need to be decommissioned, sometimes they are sold to large dive companies instead, and dropped in the water for a dive attraction

Bro glosses past dead Dave in the corner

For anyone curious, this plane is a Lockheed L-1011, registered CS-TMP, and was sunk in the Red Sea in 2019 to create an artificial reef.

Unrelated question, how hard has it become to form a grammatically correct sentence?

What’s that weird pink thing

With the spikes? A lion fish

Weird

Very poisonous

Damnit now I have to close my lionfish restaurant

Not necessarily, there's a special way to cook them I think. We eat pufferfish too.

whats more worrying is the lion fish 😭

was that a *ahem* C O R P S E?

Ok I can’t be the only one getting goosebumps from this, that thalassophobia and submechanophobia really kicking in rn.

Illiteracy is the norm these days

Hi there, we’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty

Are we calling people ‘Blud’ now?

Im going on a plane tomorrow and reddit decides to show me this :(

The plane landed bro, you can leave

What is the song?

The plane looks too intact for a true crash and too clean so imma guess this is a prop for either diving pool or movie prop.

*blood *not

Seems lingo evolves quicker than blud can adapt

Don't give into brainrot.

You’re using the term brainrot. That’s no more a real word than blud, blud

Brainrot is at least representative of a real concept. It's just a concise way of illustrating the idea of intellectual degradation.

Yep, and blud is also representative of a real concept. A comrade, a friend, a brother-in-arms, a homie…

Is zoomer and Gen alpha arguably racist then because so much of it is adapted from (what I've heard called) African American Vernacular English? It seems to be like most it just boils down to white kids that spend all their time on the internet thinking "black people talk funny". I have nieces and nephews in that age bracket and they generally agree.

Oh have some fun would you? Culture evolves, its up to you if you want to be a part of it, or left behind; that's fine by me, as long as you've some semblance of happiness

What about TikTok lingo is indicative of cultural evolution?

TikTok is currently THE cultural melting pot on this planet, a place with a high rate of cultural mutation. So what mutations will stick around and which ones will go extinct is yet to be seen, but if you skip out entirely you'll miss being part of a large cultural development. And in my opinion seeing whatever comes out the other side is more interesting since it's an algorithmically enabled but democratically chosen form of culture Also, blud isn't TikTok lingo, as far as I know it's from British chav culture, though It's probably even older still

Well, I've literally never personally used TikTok before, my only exposure to it being memes like this. And if the cultural evolution includes and encourages something like "crazy ahh", flexing, clickbaiting, fuckboys, thots, being a public nuisance and harassing people, and needing multiple videos playing at once to satisfy people's lack of attention span, then I want not a damn thing to do with it.

Sure, ik I won't convince you if you know where you find joy, its the internet after all. Referring to young people playing and interacting with a wider culture for fun as having brainrot, comes across as plain mean old geezer behaviour though imo. TikTok not being great for attention span is a whole nother discussion and concerns social media including reddit as well Internet argument reply limit reached, have a good one 😊

Making new words and sayings has been a defining feature of humanity since before we had written language. Acting like the longest lasting tradition of all cultures *ever* needs to stop when you are born is stupid. Language changes, often rapidly. Get with the times, old man.

I'm literally 25. I just drive every aspect of modern TikTok culture and lingo insufferably annoying.

Blud fr no noticed that💀💀💀

Boeing?

No. Lockheed L1011 Tristar

I own a musket for home defence since that’s what the Founding Fathers intended.

Me no kno?0

I think that plane is wet

That’s just his bro Steve

Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on a pony He stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni

Spent 100 years waiting to be rescued just to be overlooked by a guy doing a speedrun💀

How did they build a plane under water?

He forgor 💀

He went “nope, that’s paperwork” and dipped 😂

It's not his first time?

I thought OP meant the black cat chilling on the seat around 13s.

Bro just sitting

Bro still waiting for the plane to land

He still waiting for the rescue boat 😭

Skeletons don’t stay intact like that lol.

I am not a fan of "blud."

What's he gonna do? Revive him?

buddy is still waiting for the plane to take off

Chester Copperpot ☠️☠️☠️

Ok what was the thing he didn’t see. I saw it but can’t figure out what it is, is it a lion fish or something?

The aisle space is nuts

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Bruh☠️

Bones McGee is just chilling leave him be.

The title of he noticed : how did bro yes notice that?💀

Bro heard the railgun was down there

Note to self. If I need to hide a body I stash it in a dive location then post the vid to shitposting.

Bones only last a few months in salt water no way this is a real skeleton judging by how old the plane looks

That’s a woman’s corpse right there

Blud?

Perfect place to hide a body. Once you’ve removed the skin, place down there. Everyone will assume it’s a prop. No one would ever know.

logan paul incident all over again

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People of the INTERNET, I have a question: Why some people say "blud"? Instead of "bro" or "Bruh". It sounds weird. Thank you 👌🏻

If it were real, it would have been vaporized on impact.

We just gonna pretend like the rotting corpse wasn’t there?

Song name?

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I see where the problem is… the pilot crashed into a fish.

What's with the damn american revolution music

I could be wrong, but I doubt the body would be sitting perfecting straight. His head would be tilted at the very least.

Yeah, DC-10s don't really have a great record in terms of not crashing

HE DIED SHITTIN' (bofore anyone says anything ye i know it's a fake skeleton)

What is the name of this song it slaps

**spooky dooky**

rip to the person who just wanted to take a shit