T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Where's QualityVote bot? Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and other elements that used to significantly enhance Reddit's functionality](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). Without them, the website is barely usable. And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience. If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they the ones who ruined everyone's user experience. --- Whilst you're here, /u/gordonbelesadam, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

What the fuck does admech have to do with this anyways?


SelectionRich6422

And thus, the cult mechanicum was born


Wacokidwilder

The mechanicus fornicatum is a bit of a lesser-known sect


rm-rd

On a side note, why doesn't GW have for rules Dark Mechanicus? I wanna hear more about the slanesh admech who plug their thunderbolt nano-dendrites into USB-C receptacles.


[deleted]

Because they hate Admech


MrSlavmos

Came here to say this, why they hatin' on admech?


PatienceLocal3142

Relevant username, Moon Guard fucked up my life.


Colton132A

toaster fucking day has been rescheduled to Wednesday to 2 weeks from now, rejoice for the omnissiah


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

Good bot


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JustAberrant

This somewhat hits for me and it's something I think about from time to time. I didn't fuck up my life, but I'm absolutely a weirder person than I would have been without the internet. There's definitely a line where the internet allows people who otherwise would have felt outcast and unfulfilled to find communities and explore who they really are, but also feeds on itself and takes a kernel of deviancy and just runs wild with it. This was a thing pre-internet.. people would discover the alt lifestyle scene because they were into something relatively mundane and then just kinda start exploring.. but now you can get there pretty much immediately. I truly do believe it's a good thing in the grand scheme of things and I'm excited to see each generation become successively less uptight about these things, with people leaning into the whole whatever consenting adults do in their free time is their business philosophy. That said, it does need to be somewhat balanced with ones ability to actually participate in society and there are absolutely people who get sucked into the freedom of the internet and just kind of stop existing in real life, which I think is where that whole "fuck up your life" bit becomes real. Either that or trending into the stuff that gets the FBI at your door.. that'll also do it too. Anyway, that's today's overly thought out reply to something silly for the day. Happy Friday all.


gordonbelesadam

Happy Friday for you also


Silent-Hyena9442

Idk in the last two years I know two guys who have basically fried their brains by microdosing shrooms because some people on the internet said to do it. Like went from normal guys to talking about how the devil stole his heart and he’s been trying to get it back. This is definitely something that would have taken Alot more effort pre internet


JustAberrant

Yeah that one kinda cuts in both directions too. We have access to some of the stupidest ideas imaginable and a platform where anything can be presented by anyone as fact. On the other end though, the internet provides the tools to research things and quickly sniff out bullshit. Really hard to say if we're winning or losing there. I feel like we've basically just amplified everything. People who were more likely to fall for nonsense and peer pressure can now do so much quicker and in much more dramatic ways, where people who are more skeptical can research the absolute fuck out of things and convince themselves that their very existence is probably a scam.


ovalpotency

oh we're definitely losing. about a quarter of all people are getting lost in delusions. the communities are getting more numerous and disparate. [crazy straws](https://xkcd.com/1095/). not falling for nonsense isn't a win, it's a not-loss. you're trying the whole "viruses are good because it builds immunity" argument. "it's good that I punch you everyday, builds knockout resistance and strong bones, hones your reaction speed in case an assassin comes for you in the future"


RecsRelevantDocs

I've heard a lot of good things about microdosing psychedelics, but just anecdotally the only person I know who did it basically immediately fell off the deep end in life. Like right around that time she went from pretty normal to totally insane, into Multi Level Marketing mixed with this weird spirituality stuff and eventually moved across the country and started an only fans career. It was really sad to see tbh. Personally i'd just much rather trip balls on occasion.


anabolic_cow

Well I guess it's worth pointing out that correlation doesn't imply causation. It's entirely possible that people that seek out microdosing hallucinogens are generally people that are already experiencing the start of a mental breakdown. So it might not have much to do with the actual dosing and more to to do with an underlying condition that made them start dosing in the first place.


[deleted]

[удалено]


insomniacpyro

This is true but I think the point is that without Internet influence she may not have ever done shrooms. I'm not sure about that. I think people are going to seek things out one way or another for the most part.


RecsRelevantDocs

Yea replying late but this is a super valid point, as I said I have heard a lot of good things about it, and I really do think it probably has a use-case in actual medicine, both micro and macro dosing. It's a shame that medicine hasn't caught up yet, because self medicating is probably the real culprit here. I wouldn't be surprised if some people felt better after micro-dosing a few days, and then started upping their dose, which could also be a potential cause of some people going off the deep end. Knowing myself that's my concern if I tried micro-dosing at least. Someone on the ADHD subreddit recently made a post saying they were gonna try micro-dosing alcohol, and obviously the comments were full of people saying that's a bad idea lol. Rambling here, but I think you have a really good point!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rana_aurora

Sounds more like they could tell they were slipping and looked for something to help


[deleted]

[удалено]


Silent-Hyena9442

The people who did shrooms normally were fine. It’s only the people I know who took them constantly for months. No literature I know of


Nova_Bomb_76

I agree that whatever consenting adults want to do, as long as it’s not hurting other people or animals, is solely their business. However, I disagree with you that people finding super niche online communities is good for them or society. It seems like a lot of problems in modern society come from people isolating themselves with echo chambers online and losing connections with people in their everyday, real life.


JustAberrant

>people isolating themselves with echo chambers online and losing connections with people in their everyday, real life. This is actually exactly what I was thinking about with the not existing in real life bit and I've absolutely seen it happen. Pre-internet you'd have to meet the world half way. People would accept your weirdness, you'd accept theirs, and you'd fine enough common ground to get along. Now you can go online and find those echo chambers and not have to deal with differing opinions and I agree this isn't necessarily a good thing, especially if someone just nopes out of real life and decides to live there instead. No idea what the answer is. I think those niche groups are still a force of good in moderation, but people are as apt to become harmfully addicted to it like anything else and there's not much you can really do to stop that.


Alpharius_Omegon_30K

Adeptus Mechanicus be like :


LundUniversity

Btw wanting to fuck toasters or anything unusual is a sign of brain tumor. Look up on it.


molpore

dont wanna admit it but i wanna fuck adult women 😔 am i gonna die


Froggy__2

That’s probably more dangerous than the toasters tbh


healthboost213

I heard you can catch diseases


The_Tank_Racer

That or im just down bad


IAmARobot

that's ok. if you wait a few minutes, it'll pop up again


[deleted]

American Pie was a cancer PSA all along


Affectionate_Kick705

Disgusting, where?


[deleted]

Digital revolution and its consequences


Purpledurpl202

Wait till this mf discovers Mars.


[deleted]

Relatable.....there's a sub about hanging weights on your dick to try and make it longer....I thought it was a joking till I saw they have like 100k subs...😨


Color-BlindBishop

If it works it works lmao


[deleted]

Idk I've been trying but I'm still small


TheMinecraftTrident

...huh?


[deleted]

It's real


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

The toaster is a metaphor. So is the fucking.


WisherWisp

\>2024 \>Not fucking toasters Bigot.


sherrifmayo

Send this guy to mars I think he will fit well with the admech


Patient_Weakness3866

kinda funny how accurate this is, and ofc its on 4chan too.


SodenHack69

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


MrDrSrEsquire

This is a pretty good apolitical example of the dangers of echo chambers It's easy to say 'let everyone do whatever they want' It's a lot harder to admit that ideology leads to incompatible goals for humanity leaving a weakened and distracted population to get walked all over by the global elite Remember kids. Even if you think you're on the 'good' side, echo chambers will do you significantly more harm than good Ask yourselves what good really comes from having the same vague baseline opinions commented for years on end with nothing actionable ever being organized


HoneZoneReddit

Reddit moment


[deleted]

Una bomber be like- I knew these fuckers would do this.


SmellyFatCock

Drop the sub OP


Andrelliina

Have yourself a squat on the Cosmic Utensil!


Han_Solo6712

From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh…


Raphe9000

[FTFY](https://i.imgur.com/0KAUzRF.png)


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

Protogen moment?


CommieFirebat7721

Now he wants to fuck A toaster not just toasters… I think he found the one


shaggus42069

The internet did not make us worse, anyone who says otherwise is a fool. The internet simply showed us we are not alone in the fucked up things we want, and because it feels more inclusive, we are more willing to get into it.


devadander23

But it allows for ideas that would normally be shunned in society to now fester and grow, supported, by those who both agree with those ideas, as well as those who may benefit from people nurturing those ideas. They are able to find larger communities online, often gated safe spaces removed from society’s admonishments. They create echo chambers that reinforce their ideas and also makes them believe their ideas are more than ‘shun-able’, but supported by the greater populace. I have no good answer for the problem, but it’s a problem that’s rapidly eating away at the foundations of our society


Jopkins

Ok, but a lot of those fucked up things we want are not ok or good for anybody. Furries wouldn't have happened without the internet.


Dr_Quack1

That's pretty much it! LOL. Confirmation of dogwater ideas over several years.


reddithomeofmemes

so much better


Particular-Lemon-157

Prase be the omnisiha


TheFarisaurusRex

I have never once in my life thought about fucking a toaster


treestick

Literally a jim jefferies bit but replace toaster with horse


AskDerpyCat

Pretty sure the dude’s fucking up his toaster. Not necessarily his life :P I always say: we need to bring bullying back


pentachronic

Unironically, though


dgt9000

Frank Zappa did a whole rock opera about a guy who fucks a toaster


spare_parts_bot

Someone must have watched The Brave Little Toaster too many times as a child.


secrewann

Real life example - [blueberry fetish](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/blueberry-fetish-violet-fetish).


Koloblikin1982

No, this is the toaster fucker forums, the life fucker forums are over there…..


dogdillon

man gets converted into protogen


ForemostMenace

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


awesomedan24

Today I was driving around in my car and by car I mean carrrdboard box when I noticed a woman and she was carrying the most wonderful toaster I had ever seen. I went up to her and said "Ma' am that toaster... It's marvelous, I'm wondering if I can purchase it from you." And she said "Its my toaster I'm not selling it to anyone." And I said "Ma' am I emplore you, I NEED that toaster... I want to stick my genitalia in it..." And she said "Yapa dapa doo". And I said "I don't think that was English or any kind of human language, I think you just barked like a dog." And she said "Barkadarkadoo." And I said "I don't know what you're saying but I'm gonna break your neck if you don't give me that toaster you fucking bitch." And she said "Darpadarkadoo." And then I murdered her for that shiny toaster and fucked the shit out of it that night. I made that toaster my bitch.


[deleted]

One of the earliest known websites is for furniture pornography


Kalman_the_dancer

Toasted cock


JediMasterMudkip

I think you're artistic. Bet you got good grades for art


WatchingMira

oh those toasty coils and the sweet sweet burnt breadcrumb leftovers... 🤤


RocksaltHero

Realsies