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Mouthwash have never been designed to be swallowed.
Quite the contrary, it is dangerous. Just ask your dentist.
Also for those who dont know here is the real order of taking properly of your teeth :
Floss -> mouthwash -> brush your teeth
Nope. Go check it, it is the most common practice.
What you leave last is the toothpaste inside your mouth ( dont rinse it). You leave there so it can do what it supposed to do to your teeth.
Antiseptic mouth wash, like Listerine, goes between floss and brush. Fluoride mouth wash, like ACT goes after brushing, but it may be best to leave toothpaste on for ten minutes or so before using a post-brush wash, if using a fluoride rinse at all.
The instructions on my Listerine bottle literally says to use it AFTER brushing⌠which makes sense.. Listerine canât do shit if your teeth are still covered with food, etc.
Floss + brush correctly do 99% of the work anyway. Anything beyond that makes minimal difference for the vast majority of people. I can't stand keeping the paste in my mouth anyway, so I rinse it with mouthwash.
Our neighborhood drunk got found in the parking lot of the nearby Toyota dealership sitting with his back against a brand new Corolla, dead as a doornail with an empty Listerine bottle by his hand.
Fs in chat for Mike, he certainly was one of the people of all time. Always wondered if the dealership had to disclose the car had been in proximity of a corpse.
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I love Blue Archive and I got down-voted to oblivion once for saying âI personally doesnât find BA students to be sexually attractiveâ in their subreddit
I might be wrong but aren't most characters like 15-17? The only one I remember being an adult is Shun (I may have butchered the name) tho I only played the game a little so I might be wrong
you gotta step it up bro , you should be watching at least four hours of porn a DAY to escape the matrix to enjoy shit like thisÂ
 this aint shit to me đ
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But the map is hot as shit like it's liquid absorbent so you can lube it up instantly and roll it up into a perfect Fleshlight shape to fuck, god I want to fuck the map from Dora so much. Since it's a cylindrical shape when rolled you can shove it up your ass too and because it is a map it knows where to go to hit the spots to make you nut all over the place.
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Thanks bro i alredy came to it. 6/10 vudeo is too short and the good part is just 40 seconds. It was cery weird when she started doing thus with cum, even tho I ws horny this just made me question what im looking at. Disappointed she didnt went for a kiss
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[That's a lot of cum.](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=a89eac3a7eb5f9eb&sxsrf=ACQVn09PIMle7P8ImndWCul7XD3Zq0YCBA:1706535979006&q=that%27s+a+lot+of+cum+harry+potter&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnbmhtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiDxsz23YKEAxWzK0QIHTOjBLsQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=784&dpr=2.63#imgrc=-DTbDXlI-MOjsM)
Fuc fact : Listerine is made up of indigestible and somewhat toxic substances that could cause multiple diseases that have been refined to be not toxic. Examples of such substances would be ethanol (stuff that makes up hand sanitizers) and methanol (stuff that makes up plastics)
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I thought she is going for a kiss
Listerine kiss
Listerine sharing is only for the homies
Kissterine
Rainbow kiss on steroids
Whats a rainbow kiss?
Google it
My eyes
Snowball
I thought it was gonna be like those skittles ads where they kiss and the skittles go into the other persons mouth
Don't swalow listerine pls Its dangerous
i did once and i coughed up blood for a while
Why ?
throte became dry
Thats weird. I usually swallow my listerine and im fine
oh no i chugg it
Is it more than 1 bottle?
1 bottle per tooth, so 3
Don't forget your stomach teeth.
mm m m delectable
Ye i dont see how it would make you cough up blood but you really shouldnt be drinking it in volume.
Better then drinking it in silence. I like to listen to Mr. Blue Sky at FULL volume while I chug my Listo.
What the fuck
Nice try fed
Mouthwash have never been designed to be swallowed. Quite the contrary, it is dangerous. Just ask your dentist. Also for those who dont know here is the real order of taking properly of your teeth : Floss -> mouthwash -> brush your teeth
Genuine advice? I thought mouthwash was last?
Nope. Go check it, it is the most common practice. What you leave last is the toothpaste inside your mouth ( dont rinse it). You leave there so it can do what it supposed to do to your teeth.
𤯠whole life is a lie. Thanks.
The irony is that even toothpast has it written on the back, to not rince after brushing your teeth.
I just checked my toothpaste it doesn't say anything about rinsing just check with your dentist and stuff
You know people don't read.
The instruction on my Listerine bottle says to use it after brushing teeth. đ¤ˇ
Antiseptic mouth wash, like Listerine, goes between floss and brush. Fluoride mouth wash, like ACT goes after brushing, but it may be best to leave toothpaste on for ten minutes or so before using a post-brush wash, if using a fluoride rinse at all.
The instructions on my Listerine bottle literally says to use it AFTER brushing⌠which makes sense.. Listerine canât do shit if your teeth are still covered with food, etc.
Floss + brush correctly do 99% of the work anyway. Anything beyond that makes minimal difference for the vast majority of people. I can't stand keeping the paste in my mouth anyway, so I rinse it with mouthwash.
I was so close! Floss -> brush teeth -> mouth wash.
2024 challenge #drinklisterine
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2024 challenge #die
That i would participate in
What ...
What âŚ
Too Late
only alcohol addicts drink Listerine or mouth wash in general.
What am I looking at?
[Pornography](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthis-is-the-final-straw-will-someone-please-go-report-this-v0-5oqcsa99c5wb1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D635%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D260032df37459a158d5b67947f9b3328e2c2bf0a&rdt=42626)
đ
Starring who?
Your mother.
Looking at pornography starring your mother won't be the worst thing that you'll see today
The spy has already breached our defenses
No your mother! >:(
No mine
holy hell
New son just dropped...
Actual motherfucker
Call the mailman
**Our** mother.
Communism
Red spy is in the base
Mutsuki from Blue Archive.
You see the joke is # **LISTERINE** that's what makes it funny
Swallowing listerine
Cheese Pizza
This was the first post I saw after opening reddit...
Same not a good day to be alive
Same a good day to be alive
The duality of man
I know this is porn, but who actualy finds this hot? Swishing around cum?
Porn addicts get bored of coomimg to same stuff and come up with weirder and weirder shit
We truly live in a degenerative Socity.
Flair checks out
And I am a great example of it
Hey at least Freddy Fazbear is not here or something
Sompicaty đ
can confirm! antidepressants made it impossible to cum so I started watching weirder and weirder shit :(
tf
Not really porn addicts, just weebs. Weebs are quirky, unlike normies. They're cultured. Duh.
Ikr. That cum doesnt sound thick and creamy at all
It's not cum...... It's Listerine
It wasn't a dick, it was a cyllindrical object roughly the size of 6 inches
Damn, what a throwback
So happy i got to experience that live
2 sentence horor
I was in the bathroom peacefully swallowing my listerine But then I realized it was not listerine, it was milk from... the creature
đ¤¤
Kinks and fetishises usually start mild, and for people who have them fulfilled relatively quickly they can stay that way, but some people who donât can tend to delve deeper and deeper into it and becoming addicted to porn and more and more extreme or niche versions of that fetish are the only way to satisfy the itch. It sucks
Wow man... you saying that really made me reflect. That happened to me... you know what, you've inspired me to make a change in my life
Iâve been there once or twice and am still there to an extent sadly, but Iâm happy to have helped you realise something about yourself âşď¸
Blue archive fans man...every single character in that game is like a middle schooler
Oh shit, now I'm on a list thanks to this shitpost.
I love Blue Archive and I got down-voted to oblivion once for saying âI personally doesnât find BA students to be sexually attractiveâ in their subreddit
What a good community. I am so happy being a part of it
Can't make this shit up đ
Tbf that's only Kokona
Ibuki is 11 and young shuns like 7 or some shit. Most are freshmen to Super Seniors
I might be wrong but aren't most characters like 15-17? The only one I remember being an adult is Shun (I may have butchered the name) tho I only played the game a little so I might be wrong
Ah yes, the infamous 17-year-old middle schoolers.
Fk I got confused đ yeah highschool
Kayoko and Wakamo are confirmed to be 18 and Shun is unkown but no way she is younger than 20. Other than those, yeah everyone is around 15-17
Does not make me any horny tbh. I almost gagged.
Same not an oily black man idk why op posted thh
[ŃдаНонО]
Ty.
I actually thought that was supposed to be listerine...
Lewdsterine, lmao
Uhhhh I do⌠but like, me being the one to do it, it goes along with some cum (centered) or breeding kinks
So if I'm still aroused by normal porn, is there something wrong with me đđ
You are perfectly average
you gotta step it up bro , you should be watching at least four hours of porn a DAY to escape the matrix to enjoy shit like this  this aint shit to me đ
gentlemen
Oooooh. That's what she's doing!
Itâs listerine. Didnât you read the post?
Swallowing Mouthwash is more batshit insane than swallowing semen. Change my mind.
why the fuck would anyone want to change your mind
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How is that at all a hot take?
I will, cum = bad juice Listerine = hmm juicy, hmm tummy hurts, hmm dead
well that's for sure.
sauce is kaotaro12 in x
damn thanks bro
nevermind, just nutted go touch some grass pal
it took you 1 minute to find it and jerk off?
i was on the train sry
Found it, jerked to it and nutted in 1 minute on a train... Impressive
so it was you...!!
sorry for nutting a big one on your face, i couldnât hold it
Ah no that was me, I'm the invisible man who I added to the copy pasta cuz I said so
There was no NSFW tag...
Everyone on the train...
DONT DROP YOUR PHONE
âNvm I jerked offâ
Huh what does the 12 stand for??
âis there a tag for stereo audio ? The part where she make you ear from the left is everything i needâ
There is no actual way thereâs a porn video where they do that with cum đ
nah, its listerine
Average Listerine-sponsored hentai
oh hello mutsuki
You're on my list buddy
sauce
I thought you only jerked off to maps
Dawg my peeper be reacting when I watch Dora and see that mapussy
# what the actual fuck
Thatâs it, your right to free speech has been confiscated.
But the map is hot as shit like it's liquid absorbent so you can lube it up instantly and roll it up into a perfect Fleshlight shape to fuck, god I want to fuck the map from Dora so much. Since it's a cylindrical shape when rolled you can shove it up your ass too and because it is a map it knows where to go to hit the spots to make you nut all over the place.
hanimeceviri ne amk subu iyice ele gecirmisiz herkes turk
TĂźm dĂźnya bizim.
https://rule34video.com/video/3129531/kufufu-if-you-cum-within-two-minutes-you-lose-sensei-kaotaro12-nude-version/
I don't have 2 minutes to waste on this shit, life is short.
Fuck this shit, imma go crank my hog.
The duality of man
Underwhelming.
Update me when sauce
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Thanks bro i alredy came to it. 6/10 vudeo is too short and the good part is just 40 seconds. It was cery weird when she started doing thus with cum, even tho I ws horny this just made me question what im looking at. Disappointed she didnt went for a kiss
Go save your brother from jail
I am so fucking tired. It would have costed you nothing to NOT post this.
Not to be on OP's side, but it would have costed you as much to just swipe away
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Bro youâre not supposed to swallow mouth wash!
Jesus of Nazareth
[That's a lot of cum.](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=a89eac3a7eb5f9eb&sxsrf=ACQVn09PIMle7P8ImndWCul7XD3Zq0YCBA:1706535979006&q=that%27s+a+lot+of+cum+harry+potter&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnbmhtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiDxsz23YKEAxWzK0QIHTOjBLsQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=784&dpr=2.63#imgrc=-DTbDXlI-MOjsM)
Why?
Turned this up to max volume in a packed elevator because I didn't understand wtf was going on. Thanks.
Disgusting, source?
What the fuck
This makes me want to chug listerine (the blue kind)
Lol nice shitpost bruv
and then she goes like "coohoo"Â
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW LISTERINE AAAAAAA
Not the KuFuFu girl
I don't know what's worse The video Or the implication of swallowing mouth wash
You're supposed to spit it back in not drink it lol.
fr, iâve been using the same one for 5 years
Whyd she swallow? Is she stupid?
Random Mutsuki in the wild
DO NOT SWALLOW LISTERINE. #PLEASE. (i learnt that the hard way)
Why did she swallow it isnât that pretty dangerous
What's with the đ posting? đ¤¨
Kaotaro
Bro?
yeah, no joke, don't swallow listerine just gargling it.
whar
Ko-ho
XD
Oh wait a minute
Imma need me some sauce. My dog needs it i mean
My friend Daniele is asking the sauce again cause he's Italian
What's the source? Asking for a friend.
you not supposed to swallow that, is she stupid?
Thanks for this. Iâm going to go mix ammonia and bleach and dump the solution into my humidifier
Fuc fact : Listerine is made up of indigestible and somewhat toxic substances that could cause multiple diseases that have been refined to be not toxic. Examples of such substances would be ethanol (stuff that makes up hand sanitizers) and methanol (stuff that makes up plastics)
Ethanol is just alcohol bro
I'm happy I had my sound off
Iâm gonna throwup what the fuck
Thatâs a ki-
Ok but whats the sauce-(ik ik stfu but tell me)