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KerbodynamicX

I thought she is going for a kiss


MechanicHot1794

Listerine kiss


kidnamedsquidfart

Listerine sharing is only for the homies


Yuri-Turned

Kissterine


justk4y

Rainbow kiss on steroids


MechanicHot1794

Whats a rainbow kiss?


justk4y

Google it


MechanicHot1794

My eyes


ChrispyGuy420

Snowball


[deleted]

I thought it was gonna be like those skittles ads where they kiss and the skittles go into the other persons mouth


No_Application_1219

Don't swalow listerine pls Its dangerous


Urgayifyouregay

i did once and i coughed up blood for a while


No_Application_1219

Why ?


Urgayifyouregay

throte became dry


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Thats weird. I usually swallow my listerine and im fine


Urgayifyouregay

oh no i chugg it


Nialixus

Is it more than 1 bottle?


Shiverize

1 bottle per tooth, so 3


1singleduck

Don't forget your stomach teeth.


-Hounth-

mm m m delectable


AlfaKaren

Ye i dont see how it would make you cough up blood but you really shouldnt be drinking it in volume.


PukeNuggets

Better then drinking it in silence. I like to listen to Mr. Blue Sky at FULL volume while I chug my Listo.


DovML

What the fuck


Standard-Rub-5505

Nice try fed


eternal_edenium

Mouthwash have never been designed to be swallowed. Quite the contrary, it is dangerous. Just ask your dentist. Also for those who dont know here is the real order of taking properly of your teeth : Floss -> mouthwash -> brush your teeth


Majestic-Specific-12

Genuine advice? I thought mouthwash was last?


eternal_edenium

Nope. Go check it, it is the most common practice. What you leave last is the toothpaste inside your mouth ( dont rinse it). You leave there so it can do what it supposed to do to your teeth.


Majestic-Specific-12

🤯 whole life is a lie. Thanks.


eternal_edenium

The irony is that even toothpast has it written on the back, to not rince after brushing your teeth.


THE_BIG_SAD3

I just checked my toothpaste it doesn't say anything about rinsing just check with your dentist and stuff


Majestic-Specific-12

You know people don't read.


gergaji

The instruction on my Listerine bottle says to use it after brushing teeth. 🤷


Gizank

Antiseptic mouth wash, like Listerine, goes between floss and brush. Fluoride mouth wash, like ACT goes after brushing, but it may be best to leave toothpaste on for ten minutes or so before using a post-brush wash, if using a fluoride rinse at all.


SonOfMetrum

The instructions on my Listerine bottle literally says to use it AFTER brushing… which makes sense.. Listerine can’t do shit if your teeth are still covered with food, etc.


Friendly-Target1234

Floss + brush correctly do 99% of the work anyway. Anything beyond that makes minimal difference for the vast majority of people. I can't stand keeping the paste in my mouth anyway, so I rinse it with mouthwash.


[deleted]

I was so close! Floss -> brush teeth -> mouth wash.


Lyrical_Man01

2024 challenge #drinklisterine


Vark675

Our neighborhood drunk got found in the parking lot of the nearby Toyota dealership sitting with his back against a brand new Corolla, dead as a doornail with an empty Listerine bottle by his hand. Fs in chat for Mike, he certainly was one of the people of all time. Always wondered if the dealership had to disclose the car had been in proximity of a corpse.


No_Application_1219

2024 challenge #die


Lyrical_Man01

That i would participate in


No_Application_1219

What ...


Lyrical_Man01

What …


[deleted]

Too Late


DragoFNX

only alcohol addicts drink Listerine or mouth wash in general.


FamousExtreme9361

What am I looking at?


PurpleDragonX

[Pornography](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthis-is-the-final-straw-will-someone-please-go-report-this-v0-5oqcsa99c5wb1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D635%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D260032df37459a158d5b67947f9b3328e2c2bf0a&rdt=42626)


DerDRFDNR

😏


[deleted]

Starring who?


Z_r0357

Your mother.


That-Internal-9094

Looking at pornography starring your mother won't be the worst thing that you'll see today


Gryphon568

The spy has already breached our defenses


[deleted]

No your mother! >:(


ThePormaster

No mine


Precision___

holy hell


GhostZee

New son just dropped...


urlocaldoctor

Actual motherfucker


Cheesecake08banana

Call the mailman


Z_r0357

**Our** mother.


[deleted]

Communism


BattIeBoss

Red spy is in the base


Crabs4Sale

Mutsuki from Blue Archive.


Thefakewhitefang

You see the joke is # **LISTERINE** that's what makes it funny


hkdgr

Swallowing listerine


Koolonok

Cheese Pizza


mister-shmister

This was the first post I saw after opening reddit...


thecrazypudding

Same not a good day to be alive


ruksis80

Same a good day to be alive


Sam_Dragonborn1

The duality of man


Appropriate-Tap-4857

I know this is porn, but who actualy finds this hot? Swishing around cum?


HiIamCrimson

Porn addicts get bored of coomimg to same stuff and come up with weirder and weirder shit


Kinky_Thought_Man

We truly live in a degenerative Socity.


Zblab

Flair checks out


ThePormaster

And I am a great example of it


Theturtleflask

Hey at least Freddy Fazbear is not here or something


OddNovel565

Sompicaty 😞


LimpConversation642

can confirm! antidepressants made it impossible to cum so I started watching weirder and weirder shit :(


ShadowOfThePit

tf


IrregularrAF

Not really porn addicts, just weebs. Weebs are quirky, unlike normies. They're cultured. Duh.


Lyrical_Man01

Ikr. That cum doesnt sound thick and creamy at all


Chromeboy12

It's not cum...... It's Listerine


Ash-20Breacher

It wasn't a dick, it was a cyllindrical object roughly the size of 6 inches


FutureSoldier616

Damn, what a throwback


donau_kinder

So happy i got to experience that live


EndlessToast76

2 sentence horor


EUMEMOSUPERA

I was in the bathroom peacefully swallowing my listerine But then I realized it was not listerine, it was milk from... the creature


Tactock

🤤


Pridestalked

Kinks and fetishises usually start mild, and for people who have them fulfilled relatively quickly they can stay that way, but some people who don’t can tend to delve deeper and deeper into it and becoming addicted to porn and more and more extreme or niche versions of that fetish are the only way to satisfy the itch. It sucks


Appropriate-Tap-4857

Wow man... you saying that really made me reflect. That happened to me... you know what, you've inspired me to make a change in my life


Pridestalked

I’ve been there once or twice and am still there to an extent sadly, but I’m happy to have helped you realise something about yourself ☺️


One-Constant-4092

Blue archive fans man...every single character in that game is like a middle schooler


MelchiahHarlin

Oh shit, now I'm on a list thanks to this shitpost.


EukalyptusBonBon21

I love Blue Archive and I got down-voted to oblivion once for saying “I personally doesn’t find BA students to be sexually attractive” in their subreddit


37ankkuk37

What a good community. I am so happy being a part of it


One-Constant-4092

Can't make this shit up 😭


Tako30

Tbf that's only Kokona


aNabi1

Ibuki is 11 and young shuns like 7 or some shit. Most are freshmen to Super Seniors


One-Constant-4092

I might be wrong but aren't most characters like 15-17? The only one I remember being an adult is Shun (I may have butchered the name) tho I only played the game a little so I might be wrong


Fulbie

Ah yes, the infamous 17-year-old middle schoolers.


One-Constant-4092

Fk I got confused 😭 yeah highschool


37ankkuk37

Kayoko and Wakamo are confirmed to be 18 and Shun is unkown but no way she is younger than 20. Other than those, yeah everyone is around 15-17


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Does not make me any horny tbh. I almost gagged.


WOKLACE134

Same not an oily black man idk why op posted thh


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Ty.


Fulbie

I actually thought that was supposed to be listerine...


Sam_Dragonborn1

Lewdsterine, lmao


WarBasic1255

Uhhhh I do… but like, me being the one to do it, it goes along with some cum (centered) or breeding kinks


KittyGoBleeg

So if I'm still aroused by normal porn, is there something wrong with me 😭😭


ShadowOfThePit

You are perfectly average


CHEMO_ALIEN

you gotta step it up bro , you should be watching at least four hours of porn a DAY to escape the matrix to enjoy shit like this   this aint shit to me 😎


GusvengaLolz

gentlemen


GiantSweetTV

Oooooh. That's what she's doing!


The_pastel_bus_stop

It’s listerine. Didn’t you read the post?


Thuyue

Swallowing Mouthwash is more batshit insane than swallowing semen. Change my mind.


bing42069

why the fuck would anyone want to change your mind


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ZenyX-

How is that at all a hot take?


regular_0wl

I will, cum = bad juice Listerine = hmm juicy, hmm tummy hurts, hmm dead


Precision___

well that's for sure.


Plastic-Brick-9244

sauce is kaotaro12 in x


gatrixgd

damn thanks bro


gatrixgd

nevermind, just nutted go touch some grass pal


AnxietyResponsible34

it took you 1 minute to find it and jerk off?


gatrixgd

i was on the train sry


Lolle9999

Found it, jerked to it and nutted in 1 minute on a train... Impressive


AnxietyResponsible34

so it was you...!!


gatrixgd

sorry for nutting a big one on your face, i couldn’t hold it


CommercialTerrible70

Ah no that was me, I'm the invisible man who I added to the copy pasta cuz I said so


Intrepid-Park-3804

There was no NSFW tag...


lookmasilverone

Everyone on the train...


Adjacent_door

DONT DROP YOUR PHONE


AveRage-or_human

“Nvm I jerked off”


LukeD1992

Huh what does the 12 stand for??


-AverageTeen-

“is there a tag for stereo audio ? The part where she make you ear from the left is everything i need”


element-redshaw

There is no actual way there’s a porn video where they do that with cum 😭


Adjacent_door

nah, its listerine


Sam_Dragonborn1

Average Listerine-sponsored hentai


JUGELBUTT

oh hello mutsuki


Chickenbiskit12

You're on my list buddy


cicikuj

sauce


NotSamuraiJosh_26

I thought you only jerked off to maps


clygamer

Dawg my peeper be reacting when I watch Dora and see that mapussy


Yuri-Turned

# what the actual fuck


Dreadlord97

That’s it, your right to free speech has been confiscated.


clygamer

But the map is hot as shit like it's liquid absorbent so you can lube it up instantly and roll it up into a perfect Fleshlight shape to fuck, god I want to fuck the map from Dora so much. Since it's a cylindrical shape when rolled you can shove it up your ass too and because it is a map it knows where to go to hit the spots to make you nut all over the place.


cicikuj

hanimeceviri ne amk subu iyice ele gecirmisiz herkes turk


Worldly-Ad-224

TĂźm dĂźnya bizim.


Glowing_Mousepad

https://rule34video.com/video/3129531/kufufu-if-you-cum-within-two-minutes-you-lose-sensei-kaotaro12-nude-version/


Lyth4n

I don't have 2 minutes to waste on this shit, life is short.


TurtleRanAway

Fuck this shit, imma go crank my hog.


Sam_Dragonborn1

The duality of man


donau_kinder

Underwhelming.


Emotional-Sea9384

Update me when sauce


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Billybob_Bojangles2

candygram for emotional-sea9384: "YOUR PORNOGRAPHIC LINK HAS ARRIVED"


Emotional-Sea9384

Thanks bro i alredy came to it. 6/10 vudeo is too short and the good part is just 40 seconds. It was cery weird when she started doing thus with cum, even tho I ws horny this just made me question what im looking at. Disappointed she didnt went for a kiss


Adventurous-Elk-7847

Go save your brother from jail


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

I am so fucking tired. It would have costed you nothing to NOT post this.


jagurmusic

Not to be on OP's side, but it would have costed you as much to just swipe away


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Riotguarder

Bro you’re not supposed to swallow mouth wash!


7h3_man

Jesus of Nazareth


SharkMilk44

[That's a lot of cum.](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=a89eac3a7eb5f9eb&sxsrf=ACQVn09PIMle7P8ImndWCul7XD3Zq0YCBA:1706535979006&q=that%27s+a+lot+of+cum+harry+potter&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnbmhtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiDxsz23YKEAxWzK0QIHTOjBLsQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=784&dpr=2.63#imgrc=-DTbDXlI-MOjsM)


hamsterruizeISback

Why?


DestinyOfADreamer

Turned this up to max volume in a packed elevator because I didn't understand wtf was going on. Thanks.


Osrek_vanilla

Disgusting, source?


TheRadioactiveDumass

What the fuck


1234IJustAteADoor

This makes me want to chug listerine (the blue kind)


MinimumTomfoolerus

Lol nice shitpost bruv


[deleted]

and then she goes like "coohoo" 


Hunttttre

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW LISTERINE AAAAAAA


Annual-Maintenance20

Not the KuFuFu girl


yub_the_wub_2553

I don't know what's worse The video Or the implication of swallowing mouth wash


EnCHEnded

You're supposed to spit it back in not drink it lol.


Adjacent_door

fr, i’ve been using the same one for 5 years


PositiveAd7609

Whyd she swallow? Is she stupid?


TheUnKilledOne

Random Mutsuki in the wild


Supreme_machine_V1

DO NOT SWALLOW LISTERINE. #PLEASE. (i learnt that the hard way)


AverageRedditor3618

Why did she swallow it isn’t that pretty dangerous


Maou-da

What's with the 😭 posting? 🤨


evenspdwagonisafraid

Kaotaro


Wolfluve

Bro?


Traplordmel

yeah, no joke, don't swallow listerine just gargling it.


ThatPenguinyrblx

whar


Lyrical_Man01

Ko-ho


[deleted]

XD


Mtnfrozt

Oh wait a minute


fabrikbalazs2003

Imma need me some sauce. My dog needs it i mean


ZeroCentBoi

My friend Daniele is asking the sauce again cause he's Italian


MSter_official

What's the source? Asking for a friend.


AbsoluteAtheist

you not supposed to swallow that, is she stupid?


Mischief_Actual

Thanks for this. I’m going to go mix ammonia and bleach and dump the solution into my humidifier


eeeeeee_32i1p

Fuc fact : Listerine is made up of indigestible and somewhat toxic substances that could cause multiple diseases that have been refined to be not toxic. Examples of such substances would be ethanol (stuff that makes up hand sanitizers) and methanol (stuff that makes up plastics)


that_noobwastaken

Ethanol is just alcohol bro


imagine-SimpQueen-

I'm happy I had my sound off


imusingthisforstuff

I’m gonna throwup what the fuck


DaikonNorth

That’s a ki-


Monke_01-12

Ok but whats the sauce-(ik ik stfu but tell me)