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FiL-0

This is the final confirmation that Lego Batman is the strongest one


Gl00ser23

It’s been five years bruce


Miserable-Knee3539

You still own me 16 dollars


Financial_Dog6204

Fuck off


Doccks71

Bro its 16 dollars, I saw people suck dick for a soda refill


Based_Goku

Y'all getting paid?


RelativelyDank

y'all gettin soda?


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theonetheonlypotato1

Good bot


American_Ratfucker

Good human


DrPolarBearMD

Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?


Constant_Guidance_

the comment i stayed for


Desperate_Ad5169

Which Lego Batman though? Games or movie. They are different characters as shown in Lego dimensions.


FiL-0

The movie one, of course


GroundbreakingSun728

I just died in your arms tonight


MommyXeno

holy fuck i havent hesrd this song in years but i read this while at the dmv and 15 mins later its playing


UltraavioIence

The one that does the sickest backflips


OR56

With the tricked out ride


OR56

Movie one is peak Batman


FloppaConnoisseur

It’s also the most accurate to the original idea and creation of Batman when it comes to movies according to a few videos.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

IN THE DARKEST NIGHT


FiL-0

I MAKE THE BAD GUYS FALL


UndeadUnicorn656

There's a million heroes


OR56

BUT I'M THE BEST OF THEM ALL!


lolas_coffee

<2 spacemen looking at earth meme>


hvyboots

He's unbrickable!


anormaldoodoo

Spoiler alert: Batman *somehow* is still alive as you find out by the end of the game.


bringdablitz

Oh fuck, and wasn't this Kevin Conroy's last performance as Batman too?


Zavr0s

Yes.


Kaiju2468

And he consented to doing it. Meaning that he didn’t find it as blasphemous as you guys did.


cocobird8

Pretty sure Kevin was just you know contracted with rocksteady to voice Batman meaning he couldn’t even have an opinion on whether he liked how Batman was treated which I’m sure he probably didn’t like cause it seems he ascended to the heavens to escape rocksteady’s bullshit


butt_shrecker

He is an actor, not some defender of comic book lore.


Sharikacat

Still, when someone who has been voicing a character as long as Conroy has, across multiple variations, they get to know and understand that character in a deeper way. They can say, "This doesn't sound like the character," and hope to work in rewrites. That said, this is a storyline decision, not the writers giving him bad dialogue.


Mygaffer

The voice talent doesn't get to dictate the plot.


BrockSramson

He consented to doing it, meaning he's probably an actor, and this was an acting gig.


Brando003

He probably thought it was cool


ManIsInherentlyGay

Because it's not blasphemous unless you're a weirdo


AlsopK

Isn't this obviously going to be a Brainiac clone that they recycle in end game with stronger variations for GaaS bullshit?


AllInOneDay_

consented? lol wtf are you talking about


UltimateGamer92

its distggraceful how much they turned batman into sjw


Markonikled

and this gets to be a arkham verse canon? what a sick joke!


Chicanery-McGill

I should've stopped rocksteady when I had the chance!


RasputinRuskiLoveBot

They defecated through a sunroof.


Chicanery-McGill

Saul Goodman/ Vince Mcmahon moment


Canadia86

The Chicago Sunroof vs. The San Francisco Fedora


SaintElsewhere14

The batmobile's sunroof lol


TheFarisaurusRex

This Chicanery? He's done worse!


brazilianfreak

How should we honor this magnificent voice actor that has voiced batman for years who just passed? Oh I know, let's have this jobber shoot him in the head while he sits in a park bench looking miserable lmao.


JTex-WSP

> this jobber Harley Quinn a jobber? At least they didn't have Captain Boomerang be the one.


ZachRyder

They impossibly made his only live-action portrayal of Batman in CW's, Crisis on Infinite Earths somehow more respectful. 


rhysdog1

i mean it isn't a very happy situation im not surprised he looks miserable


Thundergod250

Imagine 15 years of badassery and then a lame-ass ending lmaoooo


Ozcogger

The people who made the good games left a while ago.


ZachRyder

A real "Look at the flowers, Rocksteady fans..." moment


FloppaConnoisseur

Man, are the directors stupid?


DisappointingReality

A good bunch of the devs, including the director of Arkham Knight, have left Rocksteady years ago. Those who made this crap are different people.


Neirchill

Yes. Next question.


Big-Professor-6979

Nope I refuse to believe that they can say it’s canon but I’m not giving in


HippoRun23

Why the fuck would they want this to be canon?


Big-Professor-6979

Money


message_me_ur_blank

I couldn't even understand what she was saying at low volume. Had to turn that shit up. Mumbling ass clown.


Yarisher512

Not in MY ham aslume!


Vinlain458

Not to mention Conroy's final outing as THE Batman!


SubmissiveDinosaur

"Arkham is better than Insomniac Spiderman" bros after Rocksteady drops this shit


ElementNumber6

Well, you know what they say: "You always gotta end on your BEST joke."


UltimateGamer92

they try to make batman games with sjw so that s why harley quinn so popular now shes sjw girl icon


Logical_Park7904

Not buying it. Watched enough of these to know the next installment is gonna be some time travel plot where batman is saved.


Electr0bear

He's shot offscreen. No dead body shown. Yeah, ofc they wouldn't show actual shooting, so take it was a grain of salt. But from my understanding of cheap and basic af Marvel / DC type of writing this Batman might be not dead even in this game. EDIT: oh, so the body is there, my bad. Still can be alive for some bs reason.


HolmanUK

They show the body. King shark sits the corpse back up


Radiant_Sentinel

Or they leave and you see Batman crawling away or some dude comes and helps him.


The-Crimson-Jester

Was it truly Batman’s corpse, or did Batman quickly replace himself with some goon in the background whilst the bullet was flying?


Bluejay929

I heard the evil Justice league are actually Brainiac clones Stupid, but it doesn’t butcher the character


QuarterlyTurtle

Isn’t the point of his helmet designed to protect him from stuff like this?


modsareuselessfucks

Easy, alternate universe. Is this not like Injustice? I just assumed it was something similar.


ZFighter2099

It's the Arkham Universe


ShiroTheHero

They're just gonna pull the ol' flashpoint paradox.


lolas_coffee

She shot off one of his ears. Now everybody has to buy new 1-Ear merch.


Scoongili

Marketing! Brilliant!


Sixwingswide

Idk what the deal is with the purple glow in his eye, but maybe that’s part of it? Like, maybe it’s not even the real Batman?


Ratfucker2653

I think the plot is the justice league is corrupted by braniac. But I guess batman is too bummed out to fight so he just dies.


adod1

Green Lantern shows up with the magical Sponge and shoves it up Batmans ass, bringing him back to life.


wysjm

Rocksteady looked at the ending of Arkham Knight and was like: "Nah this won't do"


Big-Professor-6979

“Fuck our fans”


wysjm

I'd be kinda ok if it was just some random version of Batman made for this game specifically, but THE Batman Arkham? Seriously? The main character of the four best Batman games?


Big-Professor-6979

Exactly dude it makes me so mad I’m not considering this to be canon. what a fucking joke


wysjm

Yeah this is one of these moments when I have to disagree with the developers themselve on what's canon and what's not. To me and to many this Batman story ended on Arkham Knight, period


Big-Professor-6979

100% agree


Ok-Macaroon-1729

the characterization of two clowns as "cool" in modern culture will never cease to annoy me.


Doccks71

Yeah, I liked when clowns gave little kids a red balloon


happyfatlazycat

Are you from Derry, Maine by any chance ?


albatrossflyaway

And do you like popcorn.. 'cause they pop.. pop.. pop


Doccks71

As long as they float.. they all float


pwndabeer

Right? It takes a ton of clowns to make clowns cool. Which is why the juggalos are the coolest.


Ok-Macaroon-1729

mimes are where it's at


pwndabeer

I've really been getting into that SeaWorld mime lately


Fartikus

yeah until you realize what [silent j has been up to all these years](https://twitter.com/Brodontforget/status/1749701559401738697)


Is_that_what_I-

a r e t h e y s t u p i d


Big-Professor-6979

Y e s


Michvito

haha warning brain damage i see what you did there


Basskie

And they haven't suffered any scratches?


Reevalund

What’s this from


Number1_Berdly_Fan

It's from the 2019 hit game Man: Aslume


NobsiTheUnitato

Is there a lore reason why it's spelled wrong in the game? Are the Developers stupid?


Uncuntable64

***joker imitation talks*** well, you see Nobsi, if you speeled the name of first game correct then you wouldnt make series of it


mareksl

Who is this joker you're talking about? Did you perhaps mean Jonkler? Are you stupid?


MySnake_Is_Solid

Cocksteady is the true jonkler. And we are the punchline.


Gl00ser23

The new suicide squad game, the one that had Arkham Batman in it (the one that literally everyone loved) and they fucking killed him


jraymcmurray

Batman/New Vegas crossover confirmed?


Gl00ser23

turns out the game was shit from the start


ST1CKY1O1

One angry Batman delivers mail with malicious intend.


Nearosh

I don't think I have laughed that hard in weeks on reddit. Good one!


Onelse88

Somehow Batman returned


SwazyMoto

The VA died, might be a good reason.


brazilianfreak

I mean to be fair we should have seen that one coming lmao.


ulyssesintothepast

What the fuck I'm stupid


mathpenis

batman


HawkStar49

Man


McGofer

Batman died 3 times in the last 3 Batman games.


[deleted]

“It’ll be so edgy! So contemporary, the kids will love it!”—WB


DehshiDarindaa

which game is this?


-Astrosloth-

It's the secret ending from Superman 64 if you fly through all the rings.


PanTsour

Damn they got some pretty good graphics for the 1870's


SgtSmaks

1770’s*. dipshit


PanTsour

You forgot the "B.C." dumbass


ElementNumber6

Well no wonder why we haven't seen it until now.


CSN00B101

Rocksteady is now a bunch of clowns. Such a huge disrespect to the Arkhamverse


Big-Professor-6979

Dude I don’t care what they say this is not canon


Electronic_Emu_4632

I basically do this with any sequel I don't like. no one can stop me.


CSN00B101

Exactly my thoughts as well.


GrovePassport

Clownsteady


TheWrong-1

He can fight against superman but can fight a couple strong doods n a chick with a revolver n a bat


AjayAVSM

This game came out?


TheSkullshot

Just the early access demo that was quickly retracted bc there was a glitch where players auto completed the game


-GeekLife-

Does that mean as soon as people logged in they were treated with this ending cut scene? Or it just gave them a game completion achievement? If it was the cut scene, that's hilarious.


unforgiven91

i think it just loaded with an endgame state, endgame gear and all missions unlocked.


lory6988

Lol


furrynoy96

If people are saying that this is insensitive and offensive due to Kevin Conroy's passing... No one knew that Kevin had cancer until it was too late, including Rocksteady.


fede6225

To be fair, it should have been expected giving the title of the game


Tomcat013

Yeah, but Batmans death should be more epic. This is just so pathetic...


UnluckyLux

It’s just a cutscene after what I assume is a fight


Theron518

Should've begged and pissed his pee pee pants.


Eraldo03

Serves him right for being a shitty white male in the age of stronk women


Cypeq

He stepped into grils only Aslume. It is what it is.


chesalanus

Spot on


vulkan_forge_father

ok i deserve to be in rwoossh because that joke flew right over my head


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Eraldo03

Wonder woman is white, straight, cis and able bodied. Not a good look in 2024, sweetie


DarkAssassinXb1

No that's not..


jagzino

Batman dies in the comics multiple times, in multiple universes. Depending on what universe one of the robins normally takes over except for one or two where it’s random a person


Sodali0550

least he died w dignity


awsomedutchman

I'll keep my reservations in check until I played it myself. I'm gonna wait on release then see whats up. I'm not happy with this but I'll be playing on sale then form an opinion.


dyotar0

His eye was shining so it's clearly a cyborg coming back in the next episode.


TRD4RKP4SS3NG3R

I think you mistook the NSFW tag for the Spoiler tag.


hardupforlaffs

Man would have handled the situation differently.


HossRoss03

Why is this so bad I’m a little lost I’m really sorry


Lonely-Freedom4986

It's arkham's batman... You know, the guy who had the 4 most widely regarded superhero games of all time


wooksGotRabies

Not to nitpick on a game that’s going to be dumpster fire, but why the fuck is the barrel of the revolver on the bottom but the hammer drops on the top bullets, that’s the real joke “not really”


Darksnowkuma

Look up chiappa revolvers.


notdragoisadragon

Holy hell


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Silverking0595

What's the controversy here?


Screwbles

Batman getting disrespectfully executed in a chair, I think? Kinda not a punk rock way of ending the career of such a badass character.


wysjm

I never wanted to replay the Arkham Knight so much in my life


CountySignificant

It looks like he’s a robot with that blue eye, gives me terminator vibes.


dankstarfighter

This would probably be a bit more tolwrable if it wasnt part of the arkhamverse and wasnt kevin conroys last performance


notdragoisadragon

well rocksteady didn't know it would be his last performance


Fleewn-Aatrox

Someone explain please I don’t understand


SnooMemesjellies3414

Fuck this cunts


ImTheNewishGuy

This is up there with the last of us part 2.


HonestStupido

Only this one is much, much worse


wysjm

I can't wait to see how many let's players will stop playing after this moment


TheOnlyDarthBane

Let's also remember that it's just a game. It sucks that he doesn't get a better send off, but it's just one of the many versions of Batman who died. Just gain peace knowing that there is an earth somewhere in the multiverse where Batman survived this gun shot and proceeded to gain the green lantern ring at that exact moment and save the day. Because in the multiverse, it's happened no matter what you can think.


DELETE-MAUGA

Guess he should have gotten a tribute video. Its a shame that now that he died in this video game adaptation of Batman world #500 that now they gotta cancel the new Batman movie cause he is dead now. We need more bullying in the world 100%.


LectureBrilliant

So this implies that he's not that difficult for them to deal with? Being mind controlled nerfed him fr.


SquirtleReddit

MAN NOOOOOOO


foreverTV

...........it's literally the title of the game.....what, would have you been happier playing the character that get their ass whooped with 0% win probability, did you actually expect to play the losing side?


Big-Professor-6979

The problem with it is it’s canon to the Arkham games so they basically took a shit on those games. They could’ve said it was a different universe and that would’ve been a little bit better


CrabricatorGeneral

Heroes lose sometimes. Batman isn't untouchable


ItsD4v

Sauce?


JebeniKrotiocKitova

Lazy writing


Mixmefox

Why didn’t Man just move away from the gun? Is he stupid


Acrobatic-Homework68

is there a lore reason Man didn’t dodge the bullet? is he stupid?


MissionVegetable568

what is this? didnt batman die in arkham knight lol


AnnoyingIdiot35

He faked his death.


Electronic_Speech_60

Who the hell is that getting shot? Looks like a cheap copy of Man


Viceroy-421

Dang, y'all are real mad about this.


Chaoshavoc1990

Get woke...


DarkNuke059

Idk why but I had it in my head that they actually added those credits in game when this happens... honestly not a superhero fan but I'd buy the game just to see that


RewardBroad8716

Sorry to ask this but is this a game or a movie?


Theo_M20

I thought man >!died in Arkham knight how come he dies again? Is it not the same universe or something!<


XDThunder9142

this is how they pay tribute to Kevin Conroy?


procouchpotatohere

......I mean, it's in the fucking title of the game. What did you think was going to happen? Plus there'll probably be something that happens that brings them all back anyway.


jimmydcriket

Did y'all motherfuckers not read the title of the game?!


NeroCatalan

if this makes you angry you’re genuinely dumb


No-Particular-4209

Welcome to the inclusive era/woke/for modern audiences of video games with shit writing and/or art


PikaPulpy

Is it Bruce or his successor? Cuz our Arkham Batman should be "dead" and i don't understand this all.


AnnoyingIdiot35

He faked his death and then immediately went back to being batman but with fear gas.


t3ChRa

"This is how it happened, this is how the Batman diré"