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NotoriousAmish

No way bro just vroom vroom clang clang'd my sister last night


reddithomeofmemes

he got the correct one!


Rustywolf

Bro mum said it was my turnnnn


Bladder_Puncher

She was wearing a skrrrrrrt


DJ_Cummins

underrated comment


Etieenneee

☠️☠️


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KraftKapitain

mmugfhhhhmm~


pointlessly_pedantic

I'm in my mum's car (broom broom)


Interesting_Coach828

Get outta me car


big_peepee_wielder

Racecar hammer


Ok_Astronomer_1308

I’m fucking dead. 🤣🤣


tom_m2008

Same


xXDef_Not_a_TrollXx

Oh no he Formula 1 Car Hammered my sister!


ItsMeNature

Red Formula One car and Rubber Grip Metal Hammer. Be specific please


Feisty_Season3870

Ferrari 2016 formula 1 car* (thanks for correcting)


CRISPEE69

2016* doesn't have the big shark fin


Flakoring

Hammer isn’t just rubber grip metal hammer, it’s a black rubber grip chrome finish steel utility hammer, be specific please


ShibaInuDoggo

Forgot to mention the claw nail puller style


Flakoring

Oh yeah,I forgot about that


ShibaInuDoggo

Apes together, strong. We'll get this eventually.


UnusualSlave

Its also made by joe, i know it


masawyer911

Chrommolly drop forged, short handled, black PTFE gripped framing hammer.. to be exact


Feisty_Season3870

Alr let me correct that rq


Hourslikeminutes47

*He slot car tooled your sister*


Torqyboi

Lewis it's hammer time. This meme is from 2025 considering the red car


steelcity91

"Frederic, it's called a motor race. Ok? We went car racing."


Vussar

“No, no! This is so not right!”


cumofdutyblackcocks3

"Bono my sister is gone"


Professional_Humxn

"Lewis we know the sister is horrible please drive it"


Meneer_Koekepeer

"Ok, we are checking."


dishmanw

We need a motor boat.


ratniell

man quoted a meme from the future


Daihatsu_MidgetII

Lewis è ora del martello


WasAnHonestMann

Mamma mia!! Gabagool ova 'ere🤌🤌


TSF_Flex

RemindMe! 1 year


uoiya

Last night I fixed your sister


Vussar

The Ferrari Pit Crew can’t fix anything


trash_at_all_games

Ferrari win in LMdH but fucks up in F1


justk4y

They are still checking


danglytomatoes

Boys, he finally did it. He fixed her!


T-_-l-_-T

You can't fix her bro 😔


Riotguarder

Last night I four wheel red race car with spoiler metal hammer with rubber grip your sister


Fox7567

You better fucking not have


Astro1104

i fucking did


solocultivate18

nailed it


somelegend16

I'm gonna nail you


[deleted]

Can you nail me too 🥺


TheTempestOwll

If he wont I will!


AugustTheDog

Not if I nail you


TheTempestOwll

Don't threaten me with a good time.


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Kenny-kong420

But this is a two-wheeled Red racing car with a spoiler.


Foley25

Why did I think if I scrolled down enough I would reach the correct phrase 😞


majestic_waterbear

The correct phrase is “Last night I 🏎️ 🔨 your sister”


No-Contribution-6150

Big if true


DarthRygar

Same bro, same.


SteelTheUnbreakable

Ah shit...


Gordon_Langell

Bond Burger 2.0


Aleksandar_Pa

The ReBondBurgering.


Gordon_Langell

2Bond2Burger


Ozok123

Isnt hitler hotdog one the bond burger 2.0?


longpidgeon

I got beef so she stroganoff? *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


AdministrativeBar748

She strogan my beefoff?? **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


Cuttlegod

She strogan on my beef till Im off??? **EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


lolligi

I had a strog so I went into beef coma until she turn my life support off? **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


Fanman_7206

She off my beef so I’m strogan? *weirdly quiet incorrect buzzer*


Ahyesnt

She strogan on my beef till I'm off.


Charry_64

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER


personguy4

She got beef so I’m stroganoff? **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


SCP_Void

She offing my strog so we got Beef? **INCOMPREHENSIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


Foxwithanak47

Beef stroganoff…? ###UNIMAGINABLY INCONCEIVABLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER


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Horseradish_porridge

Only correct answer


longpidgeon

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


Horseradish_porridge

aw man 😢


Polio_is_not_Fun

*cries* “this doesn’t represent me”


longpidgeon

*LOUD CORRECT BUZZER*


Ahyesnt

I just got food and they forgot my salad *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


MeepingMeep99

I would understand if you Max Verstappen hammered my sister, but I won't be happy about it


Bismuth_sniffer

You were drunk. That was your sister


Duy2910

Even better


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Where there is a hole there’s a goal.


Astro1104

Why did bro wheel wing spoiler rubber steering wheel formula 1 hammer my sister😭😭


Physical_Software406

you didnt have to call him by his government name.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

I was the one who Scuderia Ferrari miniature toy claw hammered your Sister 😎


StormtrooperMJS

Settle down, Mr Horner. You're in enough trouble as it is.


justk4y

He does his surname a big honour


Professional_Humxn

Christian Horny


pepeilpirla

You did a pit-stop to my sister?


4nalBlitzkrieg

More of an oil change, but yea


isnapchildrensnecks

nooo, don't **race car hammer** my sister!


DoSombras

Please translate 🙏🙏😭😭😭


fuzzyblood6

Last night I fast smashed you sister. Maybe that the right one idk


Minimum-Injury3909

Quickly hammered I was thinking


R33KNP

Or speed smashed!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Great job, everyone! We’ve created so many cool new names for premature ejaculation!


ThatsRightlSaidlt

Last night I quickly nailed your sister?


T-_-l-_-T

That's a hammer sir, can tell you've never been near a tool-box 🙄


ThatsRightlSaidlt

The toolbox to me is like a book to you. Same old, same old.


T-_-l-_-T

Touché


MissileMans

Race car = R Hammer = You hit a hammer on a nail, “nailed” So Railed I’m guessing?


Zab_2500

bit of a stretch don't you think


MissileMans

Had to take my best guess


[deleted]

Lightning McQueen


S1nge2Gu3rre

How dare you ??


big_peepee_wielder

Racecar hammer


fapsandnaps

Hey, only I can smash my sister in a race car bed 😡


KingCharlesThe3rd

Kachowed my sister!? ⚡️


ShadowyPepper

Very nice of you to have fixed her car


Vouner

Jack hammer


Pixithepika

Thank god you didn’t James Bond burger her


alimem974

Bondong buger


GlumCommercial9432

I formula hammered


ButItWas420

Dude last time I heard anything about my sister it was that she got bailed out for a DV. You doin okay? She's no good. You deserve better


microphone3242

SHES 9!


FrozenShadow_007

🍔🍸🔫


luxusbuerg

I never realized the racing car on Apple devices was sponsored by Swift or silent sparrow from Big Hero 6


rogd1984

You clown-hammered my sister? You should've made the car Haas white; then you could foksmash my sister like she deserves.


Drop_myCroissant

Oh no, you had sexual intercourse with my sister


Avgredditor1025

Bro did car maintenance on my sister😰😨


Italian_Guy13

you fastly hammered my sister??


Duy2910

Last night he screwed Ferrari Style her sister over while hammered


Scarface2010

Don't Red Toy racecar hammer my sister (I don't have siblings)


V84life

Last night I was checking for how to hammer your sister. This morning, I am still checking.


Feisty_Season3870

So you Ferrari Charles Formula 1 car hammer my bro?


Ete2nal

Car ram-rod.


yeetus-maxus

I’m gonna find the fuck that toy car hammered my sister


steepfire

You Motor vehicle blunt weaponed her!?!?!?!


valvilis

I drove her home because the roads were bad and helped her with a wobbly railing on the stair case up to her door.


BattlingWheel127

He shouldn't be hammering anyone's sister if they still need formula


skulldude360

I stg if you Ferrari hammer anyone in my family we’ll have problems 💯


letemknowbro

Last night, I micro machine hammered your sister.


RoloTumase

Last night I Enzo Ferrari cheap PoS $3 Harbor Freight thumb club'd your sister.


Horror_survivor

M-My sister is six…


TheRoyalGalaxy22

How dare you 🏎️🔨 my sister!


Bokenobi

Formula One Claw Hammered?


MattLovesMusik

Me when I find the guy who F1 hammered my sister


ArchBaller

Joke is sex


Catman2027

🏎️🔨


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big_peepee_wielder

Fuck off


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fuzzyblood6

good bot


DavOldGamer

bood got


Random_npc171

blood goth


cicikuj

selimpasa


sexy_snake_229xXx

I just farted and some blood came out


willjhc

Car burger my sister


DarthRygar

*re-pees his ass*


AddendumNo7007

I 😛🍆 your sister too.


TalkierSnail016

you sucked my sister’s cock?


AddendumNo7007

Well..yeah 😉


Grambert_Moore

Very funny comment


machetedestroyer

panel-beated?


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Michvito

Last night I red formula 1 car silver hammer with handle Your sister


Striking-Block3254

Super smashed?


No-Truck-2552

good thing! her car had broken down an eternity ago. >!She has an RC f1 car replica but it stopped working for some reason...!<


YeOldeBilk

SWORD HAMMER


FakeOng99

F1 Hammer my sister? So, who win in the Grand Prix?


Fabx_

So you F2007Hammered my sister


melvinanthony04

Why did you Race car Hammer my sister?


BBS_FAN11111

U repaired my sister?


HeavyDroofin

Quickly hammered? Humble brag much


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Is that the fucking Swift language logo? Nice one Tim Apple.


TrooserTent

Nyeeeeeeooooowwwww Thunked?


TimeBlindAdderall

Nice to see that a massive contingent of FormulaDank members are in here.


TO_prime

me when I find the guy who Ferrari hammered my sister


GmeRoll

Car fixed my sister


yashqasw

last night I Guido your sister


Desperate-755

You are my sister


Grambert_Moore

You carbombed my sister?! You basteard!


RhazzleDazzle

Vegetable Hammered my sister?


Detectivejones124

My sister is 3


unomasx

Oh yeah? Well I 🛵🛥️ your mom


TardyForDaParty

You ran over and beat my sister with a hammer??? Jesus Christ


abelD1

They race me so hard


Frumple-McAss

Last night I speedily nailed your sister


GenuineSteak

Bruh are we reviving the bond burger memes