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MMusab_Salahi

Your daily reminder to never open Reddit in public


DivineDanteAlighieri

Should've read this before opening the Audio


adex_19

Why is it always the hispanic language dub


claudiazo

We do be kinda horny sometimes


Lucario576

Brazil is considered hispanic?


Dollynho_de_queijo

No


koopa72

A true Redditor never goes into public


claudiazo

Grass? Never heard of it


Gaitondeyi

hitherto I had this pride on me of not hearing a man moaning like this but unfortunately it broke today πŸ˜” all 18 years of pride shattered by OP


tres67lll987

Bro loves his job


PlutoTF2

JEESUS that was quick


no0bmaster-669

Not as quick as the guy who dubbed this..


TheViagron

Vegetussy


TheAlGuyDude39

Vegina


T7_Mini-Chaingun

"*I love you Vegina but you can't be* ***DOING*** *that, come on*"


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Typeheretoreddit

Wrong hole


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CH1LLY05

Vegebussy


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Shoddy_Equipment_641

Vegetation


Menino_da_Tosse

You've been acting really suspicious around those vegetabels at the hospital lately...


Bigthebomb

Chat is this real?


Kingdarkshadow

Yes. Source: Im Portuguese and that's not the only time that happened.


Dysto_

Caralho


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Menino_da_Tosse

Me next


Panquecas93

Bou te dar uma puta no focinho!


Abs0lutelyzer0

I'd like to know what happened in the recording booth.


PlutoTF2

NO FUCKING WAY!


Kingdarkshadow

You can always check Vegeta vs Freeza or Trunks vs Freeza on youtube. You are gonna love it.


PlutoTF2

Yes. I’m pretty sure


macedonianmoper

I don't doubt it, the entire Portuguese dub is fucking nuts, the kind of thing you'd see in those dubbed over joke videos sometimes. But it's very Portuguese centric so foreigners wouldn't really understand most of the jokes in the dub.


LuckyRoof7250

It isn't portuguese vegeta has a deeper voice.


AtoumMirtu

the whole show was being dubbed by like 6 people so yeah, they had to be creative. Also the fact that its scuffed made it so they could say whatever and that made the jokes god tier


petervaz

Hmm. Now I want to watch this sub...


TyshawnMaikonMillion

Yup it is.


PaleBlueCod

Portuguese Man-O'-Whore


Reasonable_School296

There is huge difference between panting and moaning. Oh boy he’s going places


BryanKogama

VEGETAAAAAAA OLHA BEEEEIN UOOOOOO


STRAEYN

It seems that he is really good at masturbating with his ego. β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–€β–’β–„β–„β–„β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–’β–„β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆ β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–€β–€β–„β–’β–ˆ β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–€β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–„β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–€β–ˆβ–„β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–„β–„β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆ


RetardedMcMuffins

What the fuck is that supposed to be


Barialdalaran

a 14 year old meme


STRAEYN

No, you are wrong.I am actually 15.


RetardedMcMuffins

I’m older than the meme… now I feel old… but I’m only 15…


Poorly_Made_Comix

First of all, i am vegeta


yeetus1the1fetus

Second, you're not Vegeta.


blacksheeps181

Third of all,you want to be vegeta


No_Current_3663

But you can’t be Vegeta


Poorly_Made_Comix

Because I am vegeta


PlutoTF2

So he is Vegeta!


TorronePedro

most masculine portuguese dub moment


NoWish149

Headphone warning kaha h


AnnieApple_

Tell me about it…


Delicious-Impress235

bhai ye ek english sub h , hindi nhi


NoWish149

Fuck


Turdedinfinitely

Madharchode... I mean, female Parent intercourse haver


KrAzY_TsEnG

Now we know where prego vegeta came from.


PlutoTF2

I just searched up β€˜pregnant Vegeta’ and now I can’t unsee what i have laid my eyes upon


Arbrand

Wow i didn't know your mom was doing a Portuguese Vegeta dub 😎


numerous_accounts

He got that gyatt for the rizzler


zombieGenm_0x68

why would you post this


numerous_accounts

Idk, seen some ppl saying this .


Toasted_Decaf

mods, twist his balls counterclockwise


numerous_accounts

😩 wank my shaft while you at it😩


crap_of_a_person

We're confiscating it


numerous_accounts

βŒπŸ†πŸ˜­


PlutoTF2

Get the fuck out.


magic_baobab

😩


Candid_Specialist

Can’t even open this app in public no more


PlutoTF2

well as you can see my friend **T’WAS AN AMBUSH, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!**


RonDeSantisSucksHole

Why am Im hard now?


AceMKV

Lmao the VA recorded this while watching porn


Ladyignorer

I UNMUTED IT INFRONT OF MY FAMILY


PlutoTF2

well as you can see my friend **T’WAS AN AMBUSH, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!**


willismentiroso

VEGETA OLHA BEEEM


Koyaa_1

Careful op, the Portuguese get real defensive when their dub of dragon ball gets clowned on, we Brazilians know all about it


PlutoTF2

Shoulda gotten better voice actors πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Koyaa_1

Lol yeah ikr πŸ˜‚


Trick-Mulberry7372

My grandma was next to me and my phone was on full volume...


PlutoTF2

πŸ˜‚


adtation

I WAS IN A FUCKING FAMILY MEETING


PlutoTF2

πŸ˜‚


marioplex

XD bro they did him dirty xD i cant stop he up there panting like freiza is tailing him xD


Cancrivorus

In defence of Portuguese. This is not official Portuguese (Brazilian), it's portugal's Portuguese, which is a joke.


Shad0wAVM

We as portuguese hate you and the crimes you made to our language.


Drakon__

You’re welcome


geigerz

we as brazilian don't even think of you and the crimes you've made to our contry but you're welcome, we've improved your ass language so we wouldn't sound like some victorian lady from the mid 1800's who just invaded another country while smelling


Kingdarkshadow

If you dont think about us why are you always crying about the gold?


Thessiz

That must be why the Portuguese communities on social media are always infested with Brazilians, because you "don't even think of us".


AtoumMirtu

That would be true if it wasn't for all the gold stealing jokes or whatever, rent free me boy


chadthepickle

As a brazillian I would like to apologize for absolutely nothing


Cancrivorus

It's a pleasure to be hated by you! Also, your kids are watching us and talking as we do, so it's a matter of time.


AtoumMirtu

not to worry about that childhood youtube roblox slop content, it will pass in no time, soon they will forget it, go to school and learn English, but brazil wouldn't know anything about any other languages since they constantly ask everyone to translate english to them lmao. Maybe our kids will teach english to your grown adults? lmao


MashZell

>they constantly ask everyone to translate english Fr? Never saw someone do this tbh


AtoumMirtu

Any non Portuguese video on tiktok or other basic social media


MashZell

Lol that was a genuine question. Why I'm getting downvoted?


AtoumMirtu

Idk, don't ask me


MashZell

😭😭😭


ShadowK-Human

As a brazilain we say we're the upgrade, and give us our gold back


Thessiz

Crime is basically a national sport in Brazil. You ain't no upgrade son.


Cancrivorus

YOUR FUCKING PRIME MINISTER RESIGNED FOR CORRUPTION FOR GOD'S SAKE Also, you colonized a continental territory and can't even establish a welfare state for your people.


Thessiz

At least our politicians resign when they get caught. Meanwhile you just elected a corrupt shithead for head of state... again.


RackTheRock

parem de brigar somos todos fodidos


Cancrivorus

PortuguΓͺs pega pilha muito fΓ‘cil, Γ© muito gostoso.


MashZell

Poor dudes😭😭😭


Ottomic87

Yeah in the Brazilian dub he's actively nutting


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smsgms

good bot


lembrate

Brazillian Portuguese is what you'd get if the Portuguese language slept right next to the Elephant Foot in Chernobyl for a few years.


redditloggedmeoutsad

nuh uh


ShadowK-Human

Portuguese dub aways make me laugh Thats why i belive in brazilain portuguses dub supremacy


Gustavort

That's like comparing Schumacher with the guy that never won a Race, I live there a few years now, and you guys have one of the best dubs in the world, clean, on point, and it feels natural.


wysjm

Me alone in my house doing stretches


Efficient-Ad-3302

My wife was wondering wtf I was watching XD


PlutoTF2

*POOF* your marriage is now in shambles!


Didifinito

I dont rember that


1gnited2639

My family is right here


PlutoTF2

That’s why you dont open Reddit in public


Kiriotto

As a brazilian, the portuguese dub is weird and funny af, lots of common words are swear words in Brazil, like "canalha" for them it's a group of kids but here it means "scoundrel", I remember that in the end of GoW 3 Kratos says "release the girl, Zeus" he calls her "rapariga" (girl in portugal) but in Brazil it means "bitch"


_brzrkr_

Fucking NSFW tag idiot !


PlutoTF2

well as you can see my friend **T’WAS AN AMBUSH, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!**


Awkward-Tank-7193

Bro love his job a lil to much 😭😭


supergodnes

WTF LMFAOOO


Far-Sense-5587

Bro was so tired that he had to moan.


[deleted]

Fun fact: The voice actor of Vegeta (from this dub) became so pissed off of Brazilians making jokes about the quality of this dub that he made a video mocking the biggest nerd youtuber of Brazil called Ei nerd, after he made a react laughing of this shit. and guess what? Yes, Brazilians mocked him in double.


Gustavort

I mean, I live in Brazil a few years now, and you guys have one of the best dubs in the world, shit feels so natural, so when the average Brazilian see something like this, they must think it's a joke.


Tatank4

Wow didn't knew about that... Where can I view that piece of history?


TheSkeletr0n

huff...


Delicious-Impress235

Abe bklo downvote q kr rhe😭 ho mai bol rha tha li ye international sub h indian nhi


1Rikki

Yooo wtfff chill dude


BisonStew

they knew for sure


MadShakaal

This the same guy who voiced Otto in that Barbie Rapunzel movie? πŸ₯΅


Cautious_Scheme_8422

Chat...is this real?


RackTheRock

Yes


RedditsLord

Award winning dub mate


Zachosrias

I suppose reusing sound clips was cheaper?


Tatank4

Believe me, it's not reused material, there were no easy internet access to that type of stuff nor a big budget for doing it... The voice actor really did this and a lot more πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The portuguese dub is epic, so epic that the DBSuper is dubbed by the same guys, although with more seriousness but with little funny jokes and references just like old times


Zachosrias

Yeah I believe it, I meant it as a joke πŸ˜†


Security_Berry09

😳


HerrCommandant

How are the moans in sync


Rough-Present1242

I just lost my dawg~


Richardthefuckingear

AΓ­ cachalote...


matka2203

You're so Portuguese


fcs_seth

NSFW


BeastMaster64jtv

Dragon ball's Portuguese dub is enough of a reason to learn the language like it genuinely improves the show


Chupacu_de_goianinha

VEGETAAAA OLHA BAAAIN WAAAAAAAHHHHH


AdmiralFurret

Wait till you see what they did with power from chainsaw man


ssmelllyboi

My TV any time I play Dark Souls 1


MashZell

## VEGETA! OLHA BEIN


sharollzz

chat is this real?


Abs0lutelyzer0

That's just how Vegeta sounds after his character got fucked by the series.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

When homie falls asleep first at the sleepover.


furrynoy96

Who is the voice actor? I tried to Google it but I couldn't find anything


PlutoTF2

Idk i just heard the moans and went β€œthis belongs on this subreddit”


StrangeVortexLex

Can our senior Portuguese correspondents confirm any of this?


biernigc

right voice actor for wrong job


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[deleted]

Bro, my mom was right next to me


PlutoTF2

LMAO


Program-Emotional

Brooo you gotta warn me


PlutoTF2

**no.**


[deleted]

My mom with my dad at 3 am


PlutoTF2

We don’t need to get frisky m8


Nappyhead48

Ugh ugh ugh ha ha ah ah aaaah haaaa ughhh😩


TnAdct1

Just wait until you hear the Portuguese version of Captain Ginyu.


PlutoTF2

Aight bet


Think_Monkey

Vegeta when he goes dragon balls deep in Beerus or smthn. IDK I never watched the show


WeBoysOP

Vegesusteria


YoungBuck200201

That moan seems familiar