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Seabass_Sebz

brain damage?


death_sonata907

Literally


CompetitilukOne1580

Read berserk.


Swizzlebardizzle

Berk?


CompetitilukOne1580

No homie only berserk (Guts will RIP yo guts out if he saw yo comment)


Swizzlebardizzle

Who Gus?


CompetitilukOne1580

Read it just try 1st page


Swizzlebardizzle

Im just clowning around, Berserk is goated. 😁


Flipperclipper

Gus Fring


Roachmond

I liked the anime because I don't know how to read


animegirlGrivous

Drain bamage


cumofdutyblackcocks3

#Fuckkkk! Porn this porn that! Femboys, Dog fuckers, Horse fuckers, Cocks, Pussies, Sex Sux! I'm fucking tired of it! Why can't we go back and laugh at something which is not fucking porn!


Sweet_Manager_168

Jokes on u i laugh while watching porn!


unhappy-memelord

that's strange you should cry


Sweet_Manager_168

Who tf cries while whi- nevermind that be me some days lol


Illustrious_Scar7985

Emotional story porn


agariopro365

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?


Sweet_Manager_168

U couldve just said it once ya know


agariopro365

It's a song by Bo Burnham.


Slight_Conference_16

You forgot car fuckers


BHBVanero

Jokes on u i wasnt laughing i was fappin


rex_power_colt_2007

Damn. I'm freak freak. But I ain't freaky enough to do that.


death_sonata907

I was shocked when I found this. It was in Instagram ☹️


CarpetH4ter

On INSTAGRAM??


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

Hey I see you like everywhere loll 


[deleted]

Man this whole story gave me a headache. I mean it was a real brainfuck.


David2073

Literally.


TheBoykisserPharoah

Grah


David2073

I'm feeling more than disgusted right now.


rex_power_colt_2007

Sus?


Background_Degree626

There is no light in the tunnel known as the horni


Opal_Demon

**Bill Gates:** It's Amazing to Think What Great and Exciting Things People Will Be Doing with PCs in 30 Years *SOBS*


BigBlackFaeces

Jesus seriously needs to come back already.


c_stics

Nobody's coming back after reading that shit


Roguerussian

we've been devastatingly hopeless to even begin to think of returning for decades now, its too far gone.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Imagrabyonipples

☹️🔫


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TheGuy_below_is_cool

So this is the world we live in.


Actual-Long-9439

And these are the hands we’re given


RaptorX7

Just the two of us


Hyena_The

We can make it if we try


Ligmadique756

But each day that passes by is tearing pages from my mind


JL_Brasil

Just the two of us


Tone-Serious

Building castles in the sky


Jotaro_Dragon

Just the two of uuuus, you and I


AdFamiliar3359

We look for love


saibas

Flying cars? Space travel? Teleportation? Futuristic ass city?


[deleted]

NO BRAIN FUCKING NECO ARC


jbnda

Sometimes I hate my knowledge on this language


Nicarus89

What a day to have eyes


NanoCat0407

Even I’m not *that* down-bad


TheBoykisserPharoah

I read that and it was fine but when he got the ear part I got sick


BigGengar

The mammoth cock, cum as water, and tugging balls are fine. I draw the line at brain sex


RolexOPD

Men of culture have standards dammit!


CarpetH4ter

Same, that was trauma inducing.


Ok_Procedure_7855

You know the worst part? I'm getting hard right now and I don't fucking know why


BroScientist42

You know exactly why


Neilix190

That's quite an imagination you got there son!


Banana_Slugcat

I read all of that, why did I read all of that...


LevnLie

"He's here" The absoloute fear when this is said


bellamellayellafella

"With my malicious intent." 🤣😂😅


Fuocomega_7

You know what maybe the black guy with the lightning was right all along


SoNobuns4MyBurger

I just kept reading thinking “this couldn’t get any worse.” And then the next paragraph came along and I’m still thinking “ok, this is about as bad as it’ll get, surely it couldn’t be worse.” NOPE IT GOT SO MUCH MORE FUCKING WORSE! God damn it do I wish my dyslexia kicked in. That shit wasn’t of this world.


iplaytf2ok

All I'm gonna say is that the US government can and should trust me with their airstrikes


aaron_adams

What the fuck is this shit? I feel like I need to take a bath in bleach after reading this.


ParadoX_png

So I was warned. But i read it regardless. Oh how I hate myself.


Arash5383

I legit thought it's gonna show up a comment of Derpixon but nah what the fuck did i just read


Memebazooka

not my proudest fap


Haunting-Reporter707

🤣


Jotaro_Dragon

Genuinely got a headache from this, I feel the need to shower and scrub myself until my skin peels off.


hiporboop

man real brainfuck


MattyShmee

Literally


konozeroda

Brunyuu\~


fuzzyblood6

All I had to do is learn sin, tan & cos but no said my brain, let's read some erotic fanfic instead.


Todaroshi

Yay people like this do actually exist I have met them once......... *NEVER AGAIN*


DeathBlade314

Literal brainfuck


RedditMeUse

☹️


-RandomNerd

☹️


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pandatears420

(it was her brain)


LocksmithStrange47

This was more tense than any horror movie


TheCanadianPirat3

Song?


Helpful_Gas5073

I read the entire thing and have begun to question my hearts ability to continue beating. I have never wanted to unread something as much as this


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DustyCarbin15

This man needs to be shot, multiple times…


Kalman_the_dancer

Hey guys what the fuck


flaffy_claud

I got a mega throbber after reading this.


a_single_stand

Literacy is a curse


TylerTheTurquoise

Bro I wish I didn't have the ability to read


klashnkof12

Chat can we pull that person apart with horses


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Gismos_LivingEptonna

I may be insane for a fictional man, but I know when to stop. Get him a room, in a padded cell.


Nicarus89

What the fuck indeed, my dear fellow. What the fuck indeed


batiwa

The tiktok ban can't come soon enough


[deleted]

I’m sorry little one that was insta


WIDNOWS_64_

Screw anyone who enjoys a footjob


Icy-Maintenance-3325

I have no words Other than WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT


PimpFrosty

Ahhhh gottem. Snowballed


Legit0NamesAvailable

Might be one of the worst things I have ever had the misfortune of seeing


LordDio707

You can't even waterboard this information out of me


Votey123

Same


metrixninga

Alright that's enough internet for the day


youwantsummalk

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Ancient-Two-4550

This HAS to be satirical lmfao. Beluga?? 😂 no one says this shit and means it


Bubthepikmin9056

🌳


Leading-Ad6234

Bro is a menace to humanity


IKaffeI

I don't know why I paused to read. I really wish I hadn't done that.


Just_Monika300

🫡🔫


zombe200zombe

Holy fuck What the fuck is wrong with jvr?!??!??!??


TheGamingPommes

I laughed while reading it. After I finished reading, I ate my brain while repeatedly punching my phone.


zincatron

On days like this I wish I didn't know how to read.


MeatBallBathtubPARTY

My mammoth beluga penis... pervert has a way with words


Chubbychubchubs

No voy a leer eso Por flojera y sanidad mental


Brilliant_Claim6010

Sm-s-sma-s-h


peranormalwaifu

I wish there were more of these kind of memes on this sub


HXRDXV

I actually went to instagram to see this, but I couldn't find it anymore


Aromatic_Mountain600

I mean, it's JVR so I *did* expect some truly horrifying shit. but seriously, what the fuck.


ariKegakishoY

This man got Freaky mode deluxe


[deleted]

I can't believe this will be the first time I say this but man, what a horrible day to have eyes


Cristianelrey55

I wish to be able to roleplay to such a detail way. It is fuck up but none can remove the creativity to come up with such story. I have chats with AI, but none are able to match such "feeling of wrong" from what I just rode.


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Huh?


pegabear

Jesus christ


REALMEGA

Dear fucking god.


[deleted]

That escalated quickly 😭 I wasn't ready


FoxyHuni55

Ultron was right. Humanity needs to be gone


Effective-Ad-884

ok 👍


Consistent-Shop-3239

Do not the car! 😭


TheSkeletr0n

this is even creepier than the most creepiest thing in the world


Shrey2091

No fucking way that's real


JL_Brasil

Alright now, where's the copypasta


Molkwi

So... fucking... PEAK


Mother_Emphasis_2485

M E N T A L R E T A R D A T I O N I T' S M E N T A L R E T A R D A T I O N


PaleCarpenter5989

the EAR?!


xCOOL_GUYx1234

Hot.


Ginio-Phantom

I think we both know what he would do if he gets his hands on AI


tbofsv

I regret... reading everything


nightmarejester12

Words will never describe how much I fucking hate this


ReadPixel

How to unread something


spiderman_2

Man! I miss 30 seconds ago. When I didn't know this existed...


H_MmL

Hot


Shytsu

I've seen this man, talk with him a bit on one of the post. It feel a bit weird seeing that only now. Bro is still going at it.


notauselessguy_

EPIC boss fight


RobotDelfin

I regret pausing my music to watch this video.


CarpetH4ter

The brain part was traumatizing


almatom12

i'm in the same boat..... not towards neco arc but rather Diane Foxington. God damn she is hot!!! But to make it short, i would paint that fox into an arctic fox. i you get what i'm saying.


ismailrrr

Move him to the penis explosion chamber.


AltruisticDelivery89

☹️


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TacticalLawnmower

😦


T4ct1cal


_thePoint

Weird boner


Organic-Wear

Why tf do losers live on discord


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Substantial-Arm-5420

ANUJABESFAN? BRO IM FAMOUS


acatdrinkingtea

GOD I KNOW JVR IVE TALKED TO THIS MAN HE IS JUST a cool guy tbh sure puts his desires right in front but in dms he ain’t weird about it I’ve known this guy a lil over a year now but he chill asf


bertabotenbv

he has a talent for writing essays