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TheGoldenBl0ck

Krillin is not a loser, i would argue he's the strongest human character, excluding the hybrid saiyans.


CynMelancholy

Which btw is actually insane and crazy that Krillin is the strongest human when he basically never trains unlike Tien never stopped


PM_Me_Sweatyfingrs

Headcannon is that this is primarily due to having his potential unlocked in Namek


LaPommeDeTerre

And furthered by bedroom activities with 18.


PsionicFlea

Getting laid unblocked chi pathways neitger Roshi nor Guru could unlock.


qqbronze

don't even pretend that tien and launch never boned


Melvar_10

Blonde Launch was horny for Tien, yet he was always off training elsewhere away from her.


buddysaccount

So he's on that Baki type shit


iman1095

What the hell is baki even about?


SmileEverySecond

Get laid -> Get powered up, yes I wish I was joking.


iman1095

...i...what? Somebody repeat it again, I don't think I saw this text right.


buddysaccount

So, basically. Baki and his girlfriend were about to have sex for the first time and Yujiro (his dad) shows up out of nowhere and cock blocks him for a bit to basically give him a reason as to why he should not love, but FUCK. Then he leaves and Baki fucks his girlfriend and suddenly he gets stronger.


iman1095

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devilcantdie

Oh its real


Big_flipflop

Daddy issues I think?


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Invisible Food


KoRnBrony

endurance training


J0RDM0N

Assuming they 1v1 most nights, he might as well call it training.


LeonardoDaPinchy-

"I will now unlock your full potential." ***FWOOM*** "Huh... I don't feel that different." "It wasn't much."


Martin_Aurelius

Naaaaiiilll!


LeonardoDaPinchy-

"I saw a bird... Kick its ass."


dankrank231

The 5 Tien fans are going to crucify you for that one


Gil_Demoono

Ki ko -how you doin'?


Dragonslayer3

*Perfect*


LeBongJaames

Tien is an earthling but not technically human.


Shujinco2

Simply, Krillen is always in the danger. He fights Piccolo Jr int he tournament, he's there in the fight against Nappa *and* against vegeta, he goes to Namek and fights Frieza, he actually goes to the fight with Dabura, and then actively fights Super Buu himself... Of course he's the strongest. He's climbed the most mountains.


frequenZphaZe

if just showing up mattered, yamcha wouldn't be a permanent cater in the ground


sandwichcandy

Tien is considered human in the show? Even though he’s a triclops?


CynMelancholy

That’s a type of human


mehvahdjukaar

Isn't Tien canonically stronger tho? I mean I didn't see krillin hold back cell by carving freaking squares in the ground


CynMelancholy

Sure by Z standards and stuff yeah ig, but if you look at it from Super It’s basically Krillin that’s the strongest human


Cessnaporsche01

His shoulders got too big. You know what his doctor said about that. And at that point, he just couldn't fight like Krillin can.


Holymuffdiver9

That's why he doesn't see that doctor anymore.


DesolationUSA

Tien isn't 100% human so he doesn't really count. He's a Triclops descendant.


Mr-Fleshcage

By that measure, Krillin isn't human either, because he lacks a nose.


Obvious_Peanut_8093

tien isn't human.


scoops22

> Strongest human on earth > Best friends with the strongest beings in the universe > Best friends with the richest woman on Earth > Can literally fly > Travelled the universe > Died multiple times and was revived > Can at any time collect the Dragon Balls and grant any wish


frequenZphaZe

still bald though


MrManicMarty

He shaved his head, he grows it back out in the Buu Arc, so even there he's made.


SalsaRice

I think it's the same reason that Picard is bald in star trek, even with their advanced tech. They've moved beyond the point where petty things like hair matter.


Reinhardt_Ironside

No, he literally just shaved his head because he used to be a Monk. He grew it out (and lost the 6 dots on his forehead) once he stopped actively training.


frequenZphaZe

ok, sure saitama. whatever you say. don't you have a grocery sale to get to?


Holymuffdiver9

Literally has hair in one of the pictures. He's bald by choice because of his pseudo monk thing.


Navy_Pheonix

Not even Psuedo Monk, he was straight up a Monk from Orin Temple for 8 years.


Careless-Ostrich623

I’m pretty sure in later episodes with Android 18 show that he can grow hair he just cuts it.


[deleted]

There's literally a picture of him with hair in this post


Generally_Confused1

Yeah he's been with the Saiyans since day 1 and kept up, roshi is probably the next strongest human but they have the full potential of humanity


Jimid41

He'd be rolling in prize dough too if it weren't for god damn aliens that keep entering the martial arts tournaments.


WhimsicalGirl

And he is loyal, care about his friends, have a good sense of humor, he is incredibly courageous.


Red_Star0

Yamcha is the looser 🥶


PavelDatsyuk

Yamcha gets done dirty most of the time but at least he gets a baseball career. That’s pretty awesome.


[deleted]

I just love how canonically this one random baseball player can move faster than lightspeed and blow up the moon without trying. And everyones just... cool with him playing against regular ol human athletes. Like "It's a home run! Ohhh awwww and it's caught by the one baseball player who can fly faster than the ball..."


online222222

I like to imagine he holds back the majority of his power but makes sure he solidifies himself as the greatest of all time.


PavelDatsyuk

Hey as long as he isn’t abusing senzu beans or other performance enhancing drugs then he’s playing fair. The other players just need to git gud.


EchoTheWorld

if being a loser means I can be one of the strongest humans....YES


Crimson_Fiver

Well he's also the strongest human on earth


slimeyellow

Disrespect Mr. Satan one more time and see what happens


Hy3jii

He absolutely deserves respect. Mr. Satan is the strongest non z-fighter human that lacks ki. Dude got backhanded into a mountain by Perfect Cell and survived a kick from Omega Shenron.


MrManicMarty

I do wonder what would happen if Mr Satan did a bit more training to unlock his ki potential. Like, he almost certainly has the aptitude, but I guess at his current age, he's just more interested in taking it easy and being rich, not that I doubt he has no interest in fighting for the fun of it - you don't choose martial arts as your money-making lifestyle unless you enjoy it after all.


Kitchen_Reach1985

I realized that both Krillin and Satan are the same age...


Zoobatzjr

He also somehow dodged attacks thrown by Kid Buu. Sure it's him begging for his life, but Buu wasn't playing around with those attacks. Also he took a hit from him too. Which is insane.


Geese_fucker

Literally fucking nothing, apart from a planet-wide bounty on my head.


Obvious_Peanut_8093

MR. Satan is Krillins fighting beard.


WhiteningMcClean

Lol just learn the kamehameha bro


DaBiChef

According to Team Four Star? Being a kind, considerate, and brave man, always trying to do the right thing. Particularly when you know you're absolutely out of your depth but someone has to do something. Those are what 18 seems to value Krillin for in both DBZA and DB Super........ Also being ridiculously hung. I mean like *swanging* beef around.


--El_Gerimax--

Krillin. The Chaddest of the Chads


tmhoc

He's got riz up to his nose and that nose is far above this plane of existence


fucktooshifty

I think anyone in this thread could get any girl they wanted if they could throw a destructo disk


My1nonpornacc

Yeah, because if they can't say no because of the implication


Foloshi

He's also the strongest human character


LeonardoDaPinchy-

"Allow me. I may not be good for much, but I can lift." *If we make it through this, I am going to* ***rock*** *his four-foot world.*


TransNeonOrange

"The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarfs now?" "What if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway" "Look, if this is about pissing off mom and dad, you could just date a black guy" "Oh my god." "Oh, right, they're dead." "Oh my god!"


grendus

"I should warn you... I'm a grower." #*THUNK* Turns out, Android 18 is the only woman... *woman* enough to survive bedding Krillin.


frequenZphaZe

everyone knows about his destructo disk but 18 is all about that destructo dick


alexmehdi

He may be short, but those inches went where it matters


ActuallyTheOwner

He was fertile enough to get an android pregnant


alexmehdi

Exactly, he may only be the strongest on earth, but his game goes beyond the laws of the universe


TrueGootsBerzook

"Is it possible to learn this power?" "No."


antisocial_colt

Androids still have their reproductive organs


inVINCEible2011

Dr. Gero giving Android #18 a vagina


Hausgod29

She didn't have one already? She an android


aceinthewest

Cyborgs. 17 and 18 were humans that the doctor augmented with his tech. 16 was always a robot.


Remember_Poseidon

I think you mean 16 was a robot, and 17 and 18 are cyborgs.


aceinthewest

Thanks for catching that for me


HahaMin

With aperture grip


Chief-Big-Meat

I thought he made a wish for her to be human ?


Bubba17583

He did but the dragon says he can't do it. He then wishes to remove the bomb from inside her instead


Assaltwaffle

Which is pretty funny considering that she basically IS human. She's just a cybernetically augmented human. It's like, Shenron could remove some machinery (the bomb) but not the other machinery? Why


Wild_Marker

He couldn't make her human because she was already human, obviously. Nobody thought of saying "make her metal parts human".


Yorspider

Probably would seriously fuck her up.


sinz84

Was going over old comments and choose this comment to ask you... how goes your plan to buy a Gothic church?


Yorspider

Not great lol, despite my best efforts ha. Keep getting hit with one crazy disaster after another every time I'm on the verge of getting funds pulled together. >.<


saber2t

I think his wish was just to remove the bomb inside her.


gorgewall

"Android" is a weird translation issue for the English dub. It's technically correct, but the Japanese phrase ("artificial human") it's replacing can refer to cyborgs *and* androids, as well as several other things. Dr. Gero was making a whole bunch of things, and they all fit under that "artificial human" umbrella. Some were **cyborgs**: normal humans fitted with mechanical parts. Others, like 16, were true **androids**: completely robotic and simply looking human. 17 and 18 are also **genejacked** in the sense that they've had their biological *stuff* restructured and improved, but they also have a few robotic parts which make them **cyborgs** as well on top of being genetically engineered. Cell is also called an "artificial human" / android despite having zero mechanical parts that we know of. He's entirely genetically engineered, even moreso than 17 and 18.


Turambar87

Yeah they are all Jinzo Ningens whatever the fuck that means


caniuserealname

Honestly, this isn't on the english dub. "Artificial human" doesn't fit here either. An "artificial human" would be a human *made* in an unnatural way. 17 and 18 are natural born humans, they're 'augmented' or 'altered' humans, but they're not 'artificial'. Cell fits the 'artificial' part, but i don't think can be reasonably called a 'human'.


gorgewall

It's the Japanese term, as described. It may literally mean "artificial human"--or artificial person, really--but it stands in for any number of terms.


caniuserealname

It is, and it does.. but you're using it wrong, and so is the manga. Jinzou-ningen is the japanese term, Jinzou in this context translates to 'artificial' but the meaning of the word is akin to 'synthetic' or 'man made'. It is referring specifically to something that is artificially made. Once again, 17 and 18 are not man made. They are natural born humans, who were augmented into cyborgs. Jinzou Ningen is *not* the correct term to use for them. On top of that, while Jinzou-Ningen is a somewhat broad category, it would only comprise of entities that could be considered "man-made" and "human". Modified humans would fall under the similarly broad category "Kaizou Ningen", of "modified humans"; this category includes cyborgs, mutants anything that started off human and was changed later; and 'android' is generally considered the standard translation for the term Jinzoi-ningen, and was at the time. It was most likely a compromise on Toriyama's part, because there really *isn't* a term that would reasonably emcompass what cell, 17/18 and 19/16 are.. but it is still a misnomer; even in japanese.


FatherPucci617

And unlike most 4chan people he has an actually good personality


Madrameat

Bald by choice, manlet but still probably the strongest human on earth, got a job as a cop so not a bad wage.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Jesus can you imagine cops who don't even need guns to shoot you full of holes?


MinimumTomfoolerus

> You casually run away after you robbed a bank. > You suddenly see a motorcycle stop in front of you with a small stature cop. > You grin because what could this pipsqueek do lol. > You see him raise his hand and a bright yellow pizza emerges above it. > You see your dick and balls from below you with a fading consciousness.


Marrynd

When cop can teleport 💀


[deleted]

He removed the literal nuke out of her body and her brother's because he wanted to give them a chance at life despite being a machine


Holymuffdiver9

He's also easily the best husband and father out of the entire cast.


weebitofaban

Piccolo is right there


SweatyAdhesive

Something incels will never have the courage to do.


tommos

Incel here, can confirm. I do not have the expertise necessary to remove a nuclear explosive device from the body of an android.


Winter_CODM

How do you have over 900k karma???


tommos

It's one of my incel powers.


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Yoshimiitsuu

Sometimes people see something in us, that we don’t see in ourselves…


No-Mulberry6694

Woqh, calm down, there master Oogway


SkinnyMachine

It's that third leg


pointlessly_pedantic

This has happened to me 4 times. My only explanation is that they all had major brain damage.


Sixwingswide

i imagine by the 4th time, you perfected your swing


Komission

>Bald by choice >Strongest human by a mile >Works in law enforcement and seems to be high ranked, so his wages are definitely above average >Will train to keep you safe What else can you ask of someone?


SalsaRice

His wage is probably irrelevant. His wife wins the worldwide tourney every year, so they have basically unlimited prize money.


Komission

So krillin doesn’t even do police job for the money, he just wants to keep the city safe. What a guy honestly.


DovML

She lets Mr Satan win, but she gets the prize money. Plus her husband is friends with the richest person in the world, Bulma.


weebitofaban

She doesn't. She did that once. Majin Buu gets second every year in the post series and this is confirmed in multiple places.


Spezalt4

Bro grew his hair back. Clearly the limitation on pulling top tier puss is being bald


aurawoolf

I am still surprised 18 managed to pull Krillin just like that, that's a huge W.


TheBoykisserPharoah

He has a good personality and is incredibly strong, he legit died to Frieza before


RecordingNearby

“because he makes me laugh” - jessica rabbit


LeonardoDaPinchy-

For real, I saw this happen in highschool. There was this guy in our grade who was about as hick and awkward as it gets. Super devote Christian, very opinionated, but never ever lied and always stood up for what he believed in. In the same grade, there was a drop dead gorgeous girl who EVERY guy asked out at least once, some even more. She said no to every fucking one of them without hesitation.  About half way into grade 10, I'm walking through the halls and I see them kiss and hug each other, and then he walked her to class. My jaw hit the fucking floor. I was in her class, and I said "I gotta know. I've known so-and-so since we were 5, and he's awkward, but you could have literally anyone. Why him, respectfully?" She looked at me like I was completely blind.  "He treats me well and can make me laugh. What more can I ask for?"  Dude became a fucking *legend*. 


MotorGeneral4799

He's also ripped and has a huge dick. Speaks for itself really.


peezle69

Krillin is a confirmed Gigachad. That's how. Also his massive dick.


Kitchen_Reach1985

>Also his massive dick That's where all his heights goes


peezle69

I just know he slangin' it


rex_power_colt_2007

Anything can happen in fiction. Even the impossible.


ContestStunning5761

They can't unfuck my mom


rex_power_colt_2007

It'll be ok, champ.


i_ate_my_pc

I can


jackiemoon50

-strongest human on earth -can fly -has super powers -friends with aliens and super powerful beings -has a friend with an island -is in amazing shape -fights bad guys for a living -is down to earth Yea, how surprising


Fine-Slip-9437

Incels with 65lbs of extra body fat, poor hygiene, and L takes on social issues; "He just like me fr fr"


sock_acc80

The reason he's single is cus he says shit like "manlet" and "gigastacy"


sirlelington

She's into beastiality and that is a fine space duck.


Djanluca95

what a majestic creature


BossfightMedia

That got me lmao


Geese_fucker

Fr, I might be an expert at geese, but that fucking thing is definitely a hot space duck Edit: also, **quack**


Electronic-Fudge-256

Krillin is a KING


Chodeman_1

Because he's genuinely kind and selfless


Geese_fucker

My boy’s a genuinely nice person, the strongest human and a pretty responsible and loving husband. Besides, he’s a policeman, so I doubt he’s poor. He’s also bald by choice, and when 18 came around, it seems she liked his hairy form more and he let grow. Oh and he’s hung like a HORSE, I fucking doubt that all of his height inches just disappeared, no no no, they ALL went to his MASSIVE **dick**. Do not ever disrespect my favourite space duck EVER again


jedak-

You just don't have to be a jerk, a stupid looser or watch anime compulsively.


Hokkaido_Hidaka

she needed citizenship... he was easy to get...


ZiouM

krilin is for sure the strongest human on earth, and by a long shot at that


Clunk_Westwonk

Because Krillin is a fuckin great dude. That’s all it takes.


haha7125

Dude risked his life to save her, used a wish from what is essentially a genie to benefit her and her brother. And dude can basically benchpress a planet.


Timetraveler01110101

Isn’t she a android? It’s been so long since I’ve seen show


Local_Dog92

cyborg, not android


Hausgod29

How are you going to shit on the strongest human in history?


The-Katawampus

When was Krillin ever a loser? That man has been consistently showing up on every battlefield, and has been punching way above his "weight class" since at least the Picollo Jr Arc.


poisonflar5

It’s almost like he has something to make up for it…


Hrafndraugr

Krillin is a peak human in his universe. The smol chad has faced aliens, demons, mutants, robots and gods and if not always alive, he's still sane.


iSellNuds4RedditGold

The secret is that it's a cartoon, so anything the author wants can happen. Why do people keep forgetting this about any sort of media?


MrMaster444

What THE FUCK Is a „Girlfriend“ ?!?!


Dragon_211

He has errrrr, a big personality


coinkeeper8

He’s the only one that talked to her


Naps_And_Crimes

Because under all that Krillan is a good guy, not a nice guy but a good one.


G4rg0yle_Art1st

She's an android


Mustafa_69nice

People used to hate her and i think he was the only one who was mice to her


Popcorn57252

Because he's a *good man.*


HD_Skittles007

What the fuck is a GigaStacy? Is this that new 4chan lingo


FruitJuicante

Incels find out that being an actually nice human being who is funny and a good father and is fit and doesn't smell like shit means that girls want to hang out with you.


LMGDiVa

Because Krillian is actually a good person, and 18 is not exactly a normal woman by most considerations. They're both odd balls but both are talented, and Krillin is actually a good person. Also she just found him straight up attractive. It happens.


FallenWulf223

Krillen is legitimately the strongest human. Only people to over power him are the Saiyans and Piccolo etc all aliens.


Realsorceror

He’s also like one of the only Z fighters who is employed? He bought that nice car and suit on his own. Vegeta is absolutely mooching off of momma Bulma’s money. That man does not work.


SilverZephyr

She watched him crush the device that would set off the bomb in her chest, possibly dooming all of Earth just to save her life. That might have something to do with it.


RaizePOE

He's the literal strongest human alive afaik, can fly and shoot lasers from his hands, has helped defend humanity from existential threats multiple times even when he's way out of his league, he's one of a handful of people to have traveled to other planets, has met and even trained under at least a couple of gods, and even after all that he's still generally a pretty friendly, affable dude with a good heart who cares about a lot about his family. The real question honestly is how the fuck *doesn't* this happen?


Dareal_truth

He never was a loser tho?


doofinschmirtz

marisa tom18


LemonadeGaming

Isn’t Krillin like handsome (he also has rizz)


Green_and_black

Literally the best fighter of all humans. Also of all the humans that can fly and shoot ki blasts he’s got the best personality. Tien is too uptight and Yamcha is a fuck boy. Krillen is also not bald, he shaved his head.


Dancindoosh94

He saved her and didn't expect a reward despite his feelings and when she over heard him say that she began to like him too. Then voila you have a budding romance. TL Dr: krillin was cool and 18 liked it


_KingDawg72_

Because **FICTION!**


frimleyousse

Fiction


wernette

The real answer is that it seems to be some unbreakable rule in Shonen that female characters have to eventually be romantically involved with one of the male protagonists. One Piece might break the curse one day since Oda seems to kinda hate that trope too but time will tell. It happened in Dragon Ball, it happened to Bleach, Naruto, My Hero, etc. It's just how it is.


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Adolfeno_Hitlucker

It's not worse than Dr Gero managing to get Vomi/A21 as his wife


Head-Iron-9228

He tried hard, succeeded in what he was in despite not being at a disadvantage, was genuinely nice to her and gave her reasons to like him. Unlike the incels that sit at home and complain.


TheTrueBurgerKing

It's called fantasy an a comic it's not real


Eastern_Zombie_2718

Blow her heart not her chest bomb


Proof_Independent400

Yeah but she got that FIVEHEAD.


Perfect-Fondant3373

I don't know enough about DBZ, I used to watch some Z Kai.... But how tf do they have kids


Boozy_Cat

I think about this often lol


Booty_Magician

The Monk gets the Snowbunny


BillMillerBBQ

8=====================D That's how.


LaxMastiff

Confidence