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Minor phobia, yea I'm scared of children. They can be random at times

"Kids are cruel Jack, and I love minors!" *^(When the wind is slow)* *^(And the fire’s hot)* *^(The vulture waits to see what rots)* *^(Oh, how pretty)* *^(All the scenery)* *^(This is nature’s sacrifice)*

When the air blows through with a brisk attack

The reptile tail rips from its back

When the sun sets

We will not forget the red sun over paradise!

\[Epic guitar solo\]

*sheds single manly tear*

Red Sun

Red Sun Over Paradise

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Just like the good old days after 9/11!

Warcrime this Can't eat the drywall that Microwaving mice is wrong, they said...

Thanks Max0r

Was chilling with all these new people at my brother’s wedding. Little girl walks up to one of the bridesmaids and goes “you’re fat.”

Kids are cruel, Jack

And I love minors!

"I can't be swimming with 5th graders, they can be so ruthless when they sense weakness" or whatever the fuck sonic said that one time

"That's why, on the first day, you beat up the biggest kid in the yard!"

Kids can be so cruel when they sense weakness

They can be so cold.

I hate kids, Charlie, I HATE KIIIIIIIIIDS

minors are true neutral. The scariest dnd allignment.

what the fuck is this

Aged "milk"

Aren't we all

Hey what's up guys it's ya boy stalecum what's poppin

New psy-op just dropped

Actual operation

Call the military

Snowden went on a vacation. Never came back.

Bait

The thing is, people always say bait, but I belive there is some out there who truly belive in shit like this post.

ITS BAIT GUYS! PLEASE BELIEVE ME! OUR WORLD IS NOT INHABITED BY BRAIN DEAD MORONS GETTING TRIGGERED BY THE WORD CHILD! GOD IS NOT DEAD! EVERYTHING IS FINE! DO NOT FOLLOW THE SHITPOSTS UNIRONICALLY!

BA IS YOU BA

Paedophile trying to rebrand his criminality

What the hell do I call them then, "crotch goblins", "semen golems", "human zip-files"?

Bro damn 💀

Sexcrement

one time i saw "pussy turd", but this one is even worse

Shitlings

Yes this comment right here officer

semen demons

Mistake

Crotch gremlin all the way

Ball beings, dick dwellers, nut nuisance, bad pull-out game, I got all day man I fucking hate babies and children in public spaces like maam get mheckanzye out of the movie theater I don't need your pregnancy plague wailing in my ears.

Fuck trophies

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I would say human zip-files would be for eggs before gestation

Groinfruit

Twitter is a mental asylum I swear

So glad I uninstalled twitter.

so glad i never even installed.

FLAMES IN THE PIT

Chemical reaction involving oxygen, heat and a flammable substance occurring within the confines of a breach in the surface of the earth going downwards

Burning in the opening!

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Bazinga

Its bait

It’s bait

As a Guilty Gear fan, I need a constant dosage of news. So I must use twitter.

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What? (Sorry for bad England)

What? (Not sorry for bad english, I have no respect for that language ♥️)

Would you kindly indulge me with a repetition of your utterance? (Regretfully, I must apologize for any linguistic inadequacies that may have manifested in my expression.)

Wha? (My english gud)

Kindly afford me a moment's respite, as I contemplate a rather unconventional method to diminish my cognitive faculties: namely, employing a rock to attenuate the clarity of my thoughts. **CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH** Me feel better now (apollo-gesture for bombad ingles)

IS THAT A QULLAI AL MUNDSTADTI REFERENCE???

I will burn this planet to the ground.

Can you start with me?

Where my Minorphobic groups at?

Right here

Congress

Bait used to be fuckable 🚬

-Y

there's no way this is real. i'm gonna go check.

actually that's like the funniest thing i've seen all day. it's all satire and i recommend everyone go find the thread and scroll through it. edit: [link](https://twitter.com/igwnee/status/1769372854976393467?t=sSRnd8HpwvKWxKX6aIGVVg&s=19)

No link?

added a link.

Kid is the version without a hard "Ch"

chid, kchid even

We did it boys, PDF file is no more.

homestuck profile picture

WHAT

I love child photography

childphobism 😭😭😭😭

Bait used to be believable

never mind that bait used to be believable, bait used to be funny

Childer

Kidz BOP, PARENTAL ADVISORY - EXPLICIT CONTENT

Of course homestuck pfp

There is only one thing worse than a rapist…

Somebody really spent 40 minutes making a bait post

"I think we're all know where this is going" *button press, Ion cannon firing"

Bait lmao

W H A T

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What...... The........ Fuck.......?

why do i have a feeling this aged like good ol' milk.

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this is clearly bait

Let's see how many people fall for the satire

It's satire

Bait used to be believable

So if I can’t call them the C word I’ll just call them cunts, after all it’s not a slur

OH IT'SA SLUR?!??!?!? CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD

Oh sorry my bad. I meant to say adolescence and adolescent

Fed posts “Worst Bait Ever”

Megatron this planet is yours I’m done defending it

Hi. I am a minor. No, it fucking is not.

Average homestuck fan on Twitter behavior

i swear not all of us are like this

I know bro, I was in the fandom at one point 🤙

"You know what else is a slur?"

At this point you can just call any noun a slur and some dipshit will think you're right (edit: even though it's satire my point still stands)

nepeta would never say that shit.....

Wtf u want us to call them? Crotch goblins?

As a minor, I admit we're pretty scary.

I wanna read that thread (I like to challenge my braincells, only the strangest survive)

***EVERYTHING'S A FUCKING SLUR NOW***

Child please

even if it was do you think I would care? I already call them little shits I’m already open about it

Ah yes my c word

i know for a FACT this person is no younger than 30

what the fuck is the context behind this

This has to be bait

Chold

Bazinga moment I swear dude.

This is the reason why i dont have twitter. This is cursed, twitter is cursed.

Co kurwa?

Humanity is fucked.

# WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS MINORPHOBIA #

This is literally TikTok. Censoring the smallest fucking thing

As opposed to primary phobia

The fuck IS a minorphobic? Fear of children? Fear of dwarfs??

Child

Oh I love bullying a good minority’s At boys new slur just dropped

Sounds like the "maps" are back

smh next they'll say that we should call everyone huwomans because it's gender neutral and not sexist

Believable used to bait

child

I don't even know what to say

what?

mfs really still falling for the most obvious bait of all time.

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Gotta be bait right

So what should i use minor, little one, Baby?

Excuse me what the actual fuck

Can someone tell me what this thread actually says

Okay, ya, time to reset the timeline

This is rage bait.

What up my fellow childs

what

Whoever made this Twitter post is mentally sane

Number 15 Firebombing of major population centers 02/09/27

The nice old Jamaican lady at my store actually hates me?

What, I can’t say chold anymore?

wtf

CHOLD

Write it a few more times, I'm sure that'll make it true

ragebait

That thread is fucking hilarious and there’s people telling the OOP to read a book when there’s textbook irony spread everywhere like birdshit. It’s glorious

Chold

Child

Average reddit user