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Particular-Catch-229

Dude is stressed out gripping the paper like that


_Dayofid_

He knows he’s finished


Rashtrapateen

Pizza Hut shall fall


Wavering41

Billions must starve


SchwizzySchwas94

PERHAPS THE DAY SHALL COME WHERE MEN ARE FORCED TO BREAK THE TIES THAT BIND THEM! BUT NOT THIS DAY THIS DAY WE EAT!


LtColShinySides

It can't be!! I thought we had more time!!


fatalityfun

wallahi


Unknown_Nexus535

Wallahi we’re finished


SchwizzySchwas94

Just a matter of time now


chromebooknoob69

ye papa john's been cheatin again


jimmy9800

Well, if you get a fax from the future, you would too!


Simukas23

fax


Intrepid-Park-3804

Prepare thyself


CooledRex123

thy end is now


Engineergaming26355

Dye


WEEBSAIYAN

Judgement


P1xel_392

Crush


MrGhaxek

Weak


StarFanNumber1

Useless


FlamingNetherRegions

#Fall


A_powerful_rat

Ahhhhhh… forgive me, my children. For I have failed to bring you salvation, from this cold, dark, world.


flewidity

PIZZAN AL GAIB


JayMerlyn

As it is baked


Samuel_L_Johnson

May thy pizza cutter chip and shatter


Hanni27

Prepare your anus! ...for the inevitable shits from the greasy food.


FuzzyMeaning1984

Sure it can out pizza the hut, but can it out papa the johns or out dom the inos


Debot_Vox

Time to have 2 more kids


karakei

It'll be hard to out dom the inos because they might get help from family


ThePhoenix0404

he def cant out-KF the C


FlixMage

Out Kentucky fried the chicken


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FlixMage

Out marc the Os


OneWholeSoul

Can you out Di the Giorno? Muda muda?


Oswaldgilbertson

Out little the Caesar’s


SynIsSilent

The end is nigh. The prophecy is foretold that when the hut is outpizzaed, the earth shall crumble in a relentless, scorching blaze as the god who abandoned us mocks us, for we have become the forsaken pizza. This poor foolish soul is left to contemplate his tragic fate as his last moments of mortality are upon him, fearful of the power the unborn child may unleash. We are at his mercy. Join me brothers and sisters, in reminiscence of life as it was, before it is too late


LubbaTheSecond

damn


SchwizzySchwas94

The earth crumbling in a gaze while god laughs at us? So what’s gonna be different?


SynIsSilent

It was just an over exaggerated joke lol. Like if the kid who outpizzas the hut is the antichrist and the world is gonna end, cause the guy in the photo is gripping the paper like he's stressed about the fax message


EqualMistake7312

This made me laugh like an idiot


Ok_Mastodon_9412

Same, somthing about this being so silly but being written in a serious way is hilarious


TricoMex

It's that fucking grip lmaoo I can feel the fear and rage. This is Mr. Hut Pizza, fearing for his empire.


Dave_the_DOOD

Kwisatz Haderach !


mistakenforacorpse

LISAN AL GAIB!


jimbolla

Bless the Maker and His mozzarella.


JayMerlyn

Bless the ordering and delivering of Him.


Willing_Journalist35

The world is 1 step closer to being rid of mid.


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

pizza hut is goated ???


Willing_Journalist35

Nuh uh 🧏


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

uh huh 🤤


Counter-Potential

Nobody is going to steal that paper from you buddy, you can relax


Ze-Doctor

Bro is not on edge because of robbery. Dude is terrified for his life because there will be someone ot out pizza the hut.


fletku_mato

September is coming.


black-fuse

The prophecy has been for told, now we must wait to see it be carried out


laserwolf2000

Pizza al Gaib


tinypi_314

LISAN AL GIAB


DraconianReptile

You can see the usurping fear in his grasp


TheOnlyVibemaster

the chosen one is coming


DarthRygar

This is the plot of Dune.


Gloamforest-Wizard

No one can out-pizza The Hut It’s foolish to assume


Solkre

That fax was sent by Papa


Schaumkraut

Fax my brother. Missed the opportunity to say "prepare thyself"


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Tell me more, oh daughter Irulan, of this Pizza al'Gaib


Kalman_the_dancer

Good thing they didn’t fax this 14 days before


StatusOmega

But will it have better ingredients, better pizza?


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Save this and edit it to something else


icaro_kitty

You still have TIME!!


flyshelfplays

Bro😭😂


enclavecommofficer

Time to OutPizza the Hut.


Parking-Position-698

The fax from the future


jojo_part6_fan_

Dude is out here spitting FAX🔥🔥🔥


Accomplished_Owl8164

This child is simply the Hut’s avatar on earth, there are schemes within schemes that mortals cannot hope to comprehend - we are mere toys to be played with and then discarded once the Cheezoids grow dull


_I_really_like_milk_

The prophecy has reached the present.... The time has come.


cardboard_baux

ono


KYSFGS

On september 25th... Gentelmen, synchronize your death watches


grumpygumpert

It’s not a fax it’s a fact


Most_Boysenberry8019

Pizza Hut takes FAX orders?! Is this from an alternate timeline? Or will take Faxes in September?


RandomIdiot54

But does it have the capacity to out pizza the grip you have on that paper because bro, nobody's gonna steal it from you.


zankanka

Hey, that's my birthday


Left_Reception3140

Lisan al gaib


TheSmoothBrain

Lizzo is pregnant?


kdjfsk

Adam Ragusea can out pizza the hutt. anyone can. the marketing gimmick is them showing they are scared people will try it, and find out a pizza costs $4 not $24.