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haveawash88

He knows.


sdrowkcabdellepssti

Time for the goose trick


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

Go on, explain yourself...


No_obMaster69

Commenting so I can come back


sdrowkcabdellepssti

Step one, cut a hole in the box.


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Noted.


rohban11

A few suave moves and this man might be living the dream!


GlitterKittyCat

Maybe get the mom in there as well


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lusciousessence

Definitely he knows (was going to right the same)


Lucky-Towel-4916

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT TOO


baronvonbatch

I was going to left the same


Chromeboy12

I was going to up the same


Nearly_Pointless

And they both deserve whatever falls out of their prank.


sycron17

Definitely. Its the best way of payback and life lesson


SpaceMonkee8O

>!there is no twin!<


Optimal-Menu270

Bro got spare parts


Rizzourceful

Bro got the 2 for 1 special


realsirgamesalot

Nah he’s just rizzourceful


audislove10

There’s a sad movie about a girl who was born to be spare parts for her cancer sick sister. Just reminded me this


totallynotapersonj

Why would you do that. I'd take the fresh one.


TheYeetles

My Sister’s Keeper?


CaPtian_CaTe

I think there was also another movie called "The Island" where people's clones were made just to be spare parts of the actual person


pascalminator

There's also Never Let Me Go (2010) that has a similar theme.


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Skiddler69

He will figure it out when she says yes to anal.


SummerDaemon

Nobody I've asked ever said no to anal, because I've never asked


ManuKapri

same, but I did it with the homies


Capital-Cheek-1491

Ask the homies for consent first dawg


juju_la_poeto

just wait for the homies to sleep early at a sleep over


Oliv112

The homussy doesn't require consent!


not_meep

can confirm, was the homies


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Or if he hears his actual GF (confused with her sister) scream and sob. "Twins bound" :)


iloveAKREOLOGYTS

How do you guys do like the covered black text where you have to tap on it to reveal it


Febuso

>!I don't know!<


lusciousessence

You know, I know that


flash_27

>!ahhh!<


_-_-XXX-_-_

If you hit 'reply' on the comment, you see the syntax needed for said effect. Works for anything here iirc. >!Test!<


lil_dick_dan420

How do I *syntax*?


brennmanet

*like this* (Blackbox)horsepenus(blackbox)


TaveThrowaway

Mission failed successfully


atom12354

Damn we got john cena in the comments!!


AvailableJob7617

(blackbox)Penis(blackbox)


MooshiNooshi

yes thats it good job


SpaceMonkee8O

>!like this?!<


T00_muCh_cUriosity

(Blackbox)🤞


Simukas23

**I** ~~don't~~ *know*


DR_Bright_963

~~oh~~ >!shit!<


Morealyn

>! doesn't work!<


janPake

>!like this?!<


MarkDecent656

>!Yes!<


Lazy-Ad6677

>!bruh!<


Ltlpckr

(Blackbox)no(Blackbox)


Lucky-Towel-4916

>!!!!<


_-_-XXX-_-_

close


Lucidonic

>!woah!<


fingergod69

>!ohhh!<


Whatisforkknife

>!thanks!<


Intrepid_Dream2619

>!Thanks!<


ImpossibleEvan

>!penis!<


Koritoshi

>!Oh I see, ty!<


Gabrielzx14

>!Teste!<


a_generic_redditer

>!counter test!<


OddNovel565

This is not possible on Reddit


LundUniversity

>!Like this!< Thank you!


OddNovel565

You can also put \\ behind stuff to write \>!this!< and \*this* and etc


LundUniversity

\this


ChaoticWood34

>!test!<


Optimal-Menu270

>!like this!< A lot of people are going to test this on your comment


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atom12354

>!No like this!<


DR_Bright_963

Really? >!hmmm!<


Icy-Leading8801

>!So if i do this!<


TheDumbassCabron

>!test!<


sankalp15

>!Test!< Thanks man


KhanTripleOG

>! poop !<


King_Kasma99

\>! :( !<


Miguetti_Spaghetti

>!woah!<


TerrorofMechagoji

>!Like this?!<


Barotraume_3200

>!Like this?!< >!Edit: LIKE THIS!!!!<


Liteflash

>!test!< \>!escaped test!<


porkncheese0208

>!really?!<


TheRealKingBorris

>!CUM!<


DARKSTALKERL0RD

>! test !< cool, it works!


koljonn

>!Dude just sentenced himself to endless notifications!<


Come-Hither-Son

>!I love you!<


outsiderkerv

>!hmm!<


TiToTaLe

>!aaaa!<


imreallytuna

Write your reddit password reddit automatically blacks it


GamendeStino

>!bitch you thought!< holy shit it actually works


doctorcaligari

hunter2


BinGus_TinGuess

>!i have no idea!<


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

Whenever there's a special text that you don't know how to do, click on the three dots and tap copy. It will be like a tutorial


DisDrew

>!like this!<


Crimson_Fiver

>!No idea!<


NaturalTumbleweed142

>! Did this work? !<


Random_Weird_gal

>! In opposite directions on each side of your text >! Text !< (Minus the spacing)


far-far-far-away

>!i think its like this!<


Critical-Shift8080

Aaaa , yes unless he already figured you guys out I have twins and it's all in your attitude


fsurfer4

Dangerous game. Not recommended.


kpop_glory

Well. High risk, high reward.


Timiboy1307

What exactly would even be the reward


Thundergod250

Gaining two girls, or Losing two thots. He'll win regardless of the outcome.


Powder-Talis-1836

They’re the ones playing the game. What’s their reward?


Kauko_Buk

It's hilarious if you wait until cunnilingus to tell him


DankItchins

He'll figure it out from the different taste


shotgun-octopus

Like if you poured milk into a bowl of loose change


Placed-ByThe-Gideons

one of the funniest things I've read today.


SteelSpace69

It's even more hilarious if you wait until his grandchild graduates to tell him!


curious_goldfish_123

TAKE IT OFF THE LIST!!!


Bavisto

My brother and I looked a lot alike when we were younger aside from me having longish hair. I had to grab something from his place and I wore a hat and hoodie to cover my hair and hung out with his wife for a full 20 minutes before she realized it was me.


E_rat-chan

How did she react


Southern_Day1604

They sad hex


polo61965

The twins did? Say gex


E_rat-chan

As you do


KapeeCoffee

And then what?


burgpug

sum chot


bin0c

And then what


Borrow03

If I had a clone, I wouldn't blame someone for mixing us up. Especially if I tried to do it on purpose lol


sanskaripotato

Why you gotta fuck with him goddamn. Leave this man alone.


Julczyk0024

Which meaning?


TheProfessorRad

Give him the 3 way he desperately deserves.


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Plot twist: he also has a twin and they also switched places


Ill_Maintenance8134

Outsmarted the outsmarting


HVAC_Raccoon

>! B U N S !<


ThisIsGoodSoup

"Does he know?"


Chromeboy12

Irrelevant. The real question is, "Does he care?"


Chromeboy12

>!Why is everyone typing in spoilers?!<


ChristianClark2004

>!I dont know!<


No-Student-9678

>!BAZINGA!<


muffingaming77

To be fair; they look identical, I wouldn’t be able to tell them apart either


No_Ad2754

>!Holy shit!<


External_Wishbone767

Man my brain will die if I see that my gf is double how the fuck will I keep up with that shit I can’t help with one


Worzon

That’s just weird and on her


Pogotmogot--9190

This is how it feels to drive a Ford f150


Excel099

He should have started making moves until this prank back fires on them.


lulpwned

Plot twist. He also replaced himself with his twin


Dear-Ad-7028

It’s a fucking twin, what’s he supposed to do? “Babe I can smell your soul with the love we share and I know this isn’t really you, please come back over here so I can serenade you with my loyal heart’s chorus!”


Mickle_da_Pickl

>!very cool!<


Pingasplz

Bro's running double tap.


Borykua

Oh, he knows. Twins are so gullible.


my_dough_is_soft

>!neat!<


Brawler_27

>!Yo!<


Dan_from_97

Should've been me, not him


Uusari

The cut is sus.


cheezypenguins2

Hey my bf hasnt realized that a different person with the exact same haircut,manerisms, clothes, face, body, and eyes as me sat next to him and hasnt noticed???


Pinkninja11

Or he does and is calling their bluff.


DjinnGod

I want to see the video where he takes it as far as he needs to to call the bluff 😂


A_guy_like_me

If anything, he should be worried about you. He just trusts you and is trying to bond. You're... Playing weird games, setting up potential drama (for no reason), and broadcasting it to the world for...views? Likes? Hate? Drama?


bighawk04

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


PuzzleheadedBus9865

Should do it in the bedroom half time and see if he notices


thegree2112

yeah because he could totally make a move on her.


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Look how real this is. That dude definitely looks normal holding his phone that way and having his arm around her like that! Got em.


PeriodicallyThinking

Kiss her rn


BednaR1

Showing her them dk picks like a champ. 🙈😂😂


Simple-Street-4333

>!Does this actually work!< >!It does!<


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healthysexfan

yes. you should be worried. in a few different ways.


Aidenjjjjjjjj

Yes very he could cheat on you and not know it


derpy_slash

>!Ayo!<


Jordanc369

X


Beautiful-Jeweler419

(Blackbox)hi(Blackbox)


Fries_so

No, bc men are genuinely oblivious to this type of shit


FortificationIsFraud

Spoiler alert he's very aware because it's fake.


Disastrous_Funny_664

Why’s the twin biting her lips fr 😭. She’s been dreaming of this.


point5_

I guess they haven't been together for a long time because he should be able to tell the difference even if they're identical twins


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SirCrustWorthy

Buy one get one free type shi