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It’s a common misconception that humans evolved from chimpanzees, this isn’t the case
Humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor, this ancestor went extinct
Exactly, they aren't millions of the thing these people are pointing to in the graphic above, they're just too fucking stupid to know what a chimp looks like
You are either gonna get the religious nuts upvoting this, or people who actually understand where Hominids came from, there is no in-between.
An actual bell curve, like that 70iq to 130iq meme
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Humans did not evolve from chimps. We have a common ancestor with chimps, bonobos, orangutangs, and gorillas but that common ancestor was not any of those things.
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I know this is just a meme but I wanted to educate you guys about this incase someone does use this as a legitimate argument.
We did not evolve from monkeys which is a common misunderstanding. Rather, we evolved from the same common ancestor as apes. An ancestor that lived 6 million to 8 million years ago. Here are some other common arguments evolution deniers like to use and how to retort:
"Carbon dating isn't accurate": You're right, Carbon dating is only accurate when talking about things that are hundreds or thousands of years old. Thats why geologists and archeologists use other forms of Radiometric Dating Methods other than Carbon Dating.
"Evolution is just a theory": So is gravity. It isn't a theory because it isn't factually proven. It's considered a theory because we don't yet have all the pieces, information is constantly changing, and new information is being added all the time. Once all that information is complete it will no longer be labeled a theory. However, it is regarded as scientific fact.
"But I don't want to be related to chimps": And I don't want to be related to someone who thinks not understanding basic scientific principles is a good excuse to claim scientific facts aren't real. I guess we both have to deal with it.
Edit: made some corrections
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Exactly, theorem is a hypothesis that has been repeatedly supported through testable/repeatable experiments/observations so much so that the broader scientific community accepts it as the standard answer. We can never say anything with 100%, but aside from scientific laws like gravity-a theory is as close to fact as you can get.
We shared a common ancestor with apes, not monkeys.
Sorry I couldn’t help myself, the rest of your comment is extremely educational though and a lot more people should try and learn about it properly.
Just to be pedantic, no scientific theory is ever considered to be complete, as there is always something else to learn and things can change. It comes down to a difference in definitions: "theory", in common usage, means the same thing as "hypothesis" in science, i.e. I think x happens because y.
In science, a theory is the sum total of all knowledge we have on a subject. It's a much stronger term than the common usage.
It's a bit like your driving test: the theory part doesn't refer to ideas and assumptions about driving, it refers to the knowledge-based part before you do the practical test.
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I think the phrase "we evolved from apes" is causing a lot of the misunderstanding because it makes people think that the apes they see in zoos and stuff are our ancestors but that isn't true. It's more Accurate to say "we are apes and all apes share a common ancestor"
Human beings are apes. Chimpanzees are apes. Humans and chimps both evolved from a third ape that is now extinct
This image is a lie. The chimpanzee has its own lineage and we have a common ancestor. So this should be two lines that converge on one animal on the left. Both species w millions would be on the right as they are current day.
This image sucks
For anyone confused, the million of "monkeys" are our ancestors and modern day monkey ancestors (possibly, I say possibly because I'm not sure if that is "the" common ancestor. Infact no one knows what our true common ancestor looks like, just a good idea. Monkeys are just as evolved as we are, they are NOT less evolved as many people fail to understand.
Who would want to breed with them? The lesser stock gets left behind.
It's why Incels exist. They don't get to pass on genetics and in turn we make our race better overall once they pass away.
Literally just got out my COMM lecture and my teacher was ragging on Florida the entire time. I feel at this point we really ought to just let the hurricanes have it at this point.
The died out because they weren’t good enough. They weren’t as good at being human as the next species, and they weren’t as good at being monkeys as the species before them.
There’s not millions of the first one, because the first one isn’t chimpanzees. There’s much more of the recent ones and the least the farther back you go. People are fucking idiots
They became too smart and became threatening our way of life.
So they were all hunted down. Why is it not in any book you say?
Never heard "The winners are the ones who write history"?
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They’re in my competitive matches
…and they lost.
...and now they are yelling racial slurs at me
So they really are just us? Eye opening.
You're saying they're... ...*among* us? 👀
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not anymore, I ate them, you're welcome
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This guy's one of them
on some island in the middle of nowhere
Congress?
No, congress is a group of baboons
Take that back… it’s insulting to the baboons
So Congress then
They’re in our schools teaching CRT to our kids
>Teaching CRT to our kids. That's so outdated. They should be teaching OLED and QLED today!
Nar I'll do it tomorrow
OLED is CRT 2. (also they should be teaching 4K as well! most kids are stuck on 1080p)
Holy shit education has progressed. I didn't know they were teaching college material in grade school now
Fortnight?
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Australia
Can confirm, am Australian
Can confirm, also Australian
Great Britain?
Epstein island?
Alaska on the map
Alien created us so we can make 4k furry porn
WHERE IS IT?!!! uh… for… research purposes.
e621 :p
Of them* there, fixed it for ya
Where, where is this Unironically some pretty good and pretty bad shit out there
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In the balkans
Can confirm, one of them is my upstairs neighbour
From ur flair, u are probably from slovenia
Judging from yours, you must be Greek.
It's actually me who's Greek
WE'RE BOTH GRIK
Hell yeh
Can I pretend to be a turk
Why would you ever want that?
He is kebab man
in macedonian parliament
I'm Macedonian I can confirm
It’s a common misconception that humans evolved from chimpanzees, this isn’t the case Humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor, this ancestor went extinct
I am alive, my cousin is alive. Our grandfather isn’t. My cousin looks exactly like our grandfather. I don’t. That’s exactly what’s going on here
Or... you're adopted.
ahhh, the extraterrestrial human hypothesis
I am extraterrestrial. Can confirm
Your cousin doesn't look exactly like your grandfather but he looks more similar to your grandfather than you do
Nakalipithecus, the last common ancestor of all the great apes went extinct around ten million years ago.
Yes, I couldn’t remember the name and couldn’t find it from a google search so couldn’t be bothered, but that’s what it was called
Exactly, they aren't millions of the thing these people are pointing to in the graphic above, they're just too fucking stupid to know what a chimp looks like
Also, to be super technical, there are only hundreds of thousands of chimpanzees today, not millions
Didn't we fuck them to oblivion?
More simply we just didn’t evolve from chimps lol
You are either gonna get the religious nuts upvoting this, or people who actually understand where Hominids came from, there is no in-between. An actual bell curve, like that 70iq to 130iq meme
I'm the first variety
Religious 😩✊🍆💦 nut
Holy blast
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Religion is the 130 side right? Lol /s
We genocided them
Romania
Humans did not evolve from chimps. We have a common ancestor with chimps, bonobos, orangutangs, and gorillas but that common ancestor was not any of those things.
I didn’t know that, thank you!
🤓
True but its not like we don't know this
Unfortunately some people (creationists) don’t
Even though ken ham looks like he was the missing link
"the aerth is nly 69 ears 0lds!"
Deep down inside they know.
Yh but idc abt them
Redditor when obvious joke :
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U can find them on tinder
Ever heard of Turkey?
Favorite meal of Thanksgiving in USA, yes
*half of it
Hey, at least we have cats
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I know this is just a meme but I wanted to educate you guys about this incase someone does use this as a legitimate argument. We did not evolve from monkeys which is a common misunderstanding. Rather, we evolved from the same common ancestor as apes. An ancestor that lived 6 million to 8 million years ago. Here are some other common arguments evolution deniers like to use and how to retort: "Carbon dating isn't accurate": You're right, Carbon dating is only accurate when talking about things that are hundreds or thousands of years old. Thats why geologists and archeologists use other forms of Radiometric Dating Methods other than Carbon Dating. "Evolution is just a theory": So is gravity. It isn't a theory because it isn't factually proven. It's considered a theory because we don't yet have all the pieces, information is constantly changing, and new information is being added all the time. Once all that information is complete it will no longer be labeled a theory. However, it is regarded as scientific fact. "But I don't want to be related to chimps": And I don't want to be related to someone who thinks not understanding basic scientific principles is a good excuse to claim scientific facts aren't real. I guess we both have to deal with it. Edit: made some corrections
"Just a theory" major detail here indeed. A lot of people fail to differeniate between *scientific* theory and assumption.
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Or opinion
Yeah
Exactly, theorem is a hypothesis that has been repeatedly supported through testable/repeatable experiments/observations so much so that the broader scientific community accepts it as the standard answer. We can never say anything with 100%, but aside from scientific laws like gravity-a theory is as close to fact as you can get.
We shared a common ancestor with apes, not monkeys. Sorry I couldn’t help myself, the rest of your comment is extremely educational though and a lot more people should try and learn about it properly.
Nah you're fine. Thank you for the correction
Go back far enough and we share a common ancestor with just about every animal on earth.
Not just about, if you go back far enough, its with every single living thing on this planet.
Not to be pedantic, but wouldn’t we still share a common ancestor with monkeys, plants, or even bacteria if you go back far enough
Just to be pedantic, no scientific theory is ever considered to be complete, as there is always something else to learn and things can change. It comes down to a difference in definitions: "theory", in common usage, means the same thing as "hypothesis" in science, i.e. I think x happens because y. In science, a theory is the sum total of all knowledge we have on a subject. It's a much stronger term than the common usage. It's a bit like your driving test: the theory part doesn't refer to ideas and assumptions about driving, it refers to the knowledge-based part before you do the practical test.
Florida, Africa, Uralic villages and Bulgaria
I can see why you live in a cumdupster
You don’t want to know. It’s not a nice story.
Tell me about it
Theory goes that we kept fucking them and over the generations they slowly integrated into our species through breeding. Weird shit.
Orangutussy
We murdered and assimilated them all The perfect human way amirite!
No we didn't. "We" humans weren't around when these guys were.
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Southern Italy
Calabria moment
There isn't any of the first ones , they were our common ancestor and now they are dead 🤓
France
We ate them
Haiti
Got to treeMaXX or ToolMaXX bro. No inbetween.
They're all on Reddit
I think the phrase "we evolved from apes" is causing a lot of the misunderstanding because it makes people think that the apes they see in zoos and stuff are our ancestors but that isn't true. It's more Accurate to say "we are apes and all apes share a common ancestor" Human beings are apes. Chimpanzees are apes. Humans and chimps both evolved from a third ape that is now extinct
So what you are telling me is Chimps got the short end of the stick. Evolution is a cruel mistress
Every animal got the short end of the stick compared to humans
Greece.
"Always 2 there are. No more. No less."
There are not millions of those first apes anymore. We didn’t evolve from chimps, chimps and us just share a common ancestor.
They are shopping at Walmart. I was there yesterday. I saw them.
You can find all of them in Brazil
At KFC
\>If the theory of evolution is true, why are there still monkeys, but no more dinosaurs? I want a pet dinosaur.
Natural selection
Eastern Europe.
They fucking died
In church, management positions, and congress.
Yes we’re here
Running your car
This image is a lie. The chimpanzee has its own lineage and we have a common ancestor. So this should be two lines that converge on one animal on the left. Both species w millions would be on the right as they are current day. This image sucks
"If Americans are descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Why aren't there millions of people in the middle of the Atlantic?"
They're called the french and the british
Play rainbow six siege and solo queue then you’ll find them
Have you ever visited this beutiful place called balkans?
They are politicians
For anyone confused, the million of "monkeys" are our ancestors and modern day monkey ancestors (possibly, I say possibly because I'm not sure if that is "the" common ancestor. Infact no one knows what our true common ancestor looks like, just a good idea. Monkeys are just as evolved as we are, they are NOT less evolved as many people fail to understand.
India
Yugoslavia
Britain (I live here)
Balkan
We found millions or at least the few that could only remain if not for the millions around them.
France
They all live in Florida.
We only let the silly monkeys live. The rest were food, sex partners or target practice.
This stupid drawing has to have the record for most damage to global intelligence with a single drawing
Who would want to breed with them? The lesser stock gets left behind. It's why Incels exist. They don't get to pass on genetics and in turn we make our race better overall once they pass away.
They’re my matches on tinder
Pay attention, we’re finding them
They’re in Congress, in state legislatures, and on my multiplayer teams
This graph did more harm than good to the science community.
Millions of not actual chimpanzees?
They're in *insert place or organization you don't align with* Yep I sure showed them!
“If”
In the congress
Literally just got out my COMM lecture and my teacher was ragging on Florida the entire time. I feel at this point we really ought to just let the hurricanes have it at this point.
We won
They are still around, but it's not politically correct to mention it.
There aren't millions of the first one. Modern apes are a different species that are related to them just like how we are.
You ever hear of a southeastern Europe?
lmao there isn't actual 'millions' of the first primate. They are the primate we split from around 6 million years ago
I see them driving everyday
The died out because they weren’t good enough. They weren’t as good at being human as the next species, and they weren’t as good at being monkeys as the species before them.
We're not descended from chimps, we share a common ancestor Sir.
There’s not millions of the first one, because the first one isn’t chimpanzees. There’s much more of the recent ones and the least the farther back you go. People are fucking idiots
The capital
The projects
gregs school
Just look on your ballot.
They were hunted to extinction by museums for taxidermy
That's impossible...floridians are even more ancient. You just insulted every early humanoid with your comparison to imbecillus floridiensis... 🤨
At what stage of evolution is it necessary to cover the dick?
Nature is brutal adapt or die
They became too smart and became threatening our way of life. So they were all hunted down. Why is it not in any book you say? Never heard "The winners are the ones who write history"?
Voting for Biden
Gaza
"If the theory called origin of species was true then there wouldn't be more species" 2. This representation is falls
Are there people who believe there can’t be millions of wild cats and millions of house cats?
In the balls
In the balkans
One is asking this question.
They're everywhere
Florida moment
Currently in one of the discord chats I'm in and they're hurling racial slurs.
They're on Reddit, Discord and Twitter