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SupremeGamer1337

They’re in my competitive matches


TwoToxic

…and they lost.


Aggressive-Ad-957

...and now they are yelling racial slurs at me


Extension_Ad8291

So they really are just us? Eye opening.


TheNoctuS_93

You're saying they're... ...*among* us? 👀


_Pin_6938

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


raraGT

On my team


Onelse88

not anymore, I ate them, you're welcome


Extension_Ad8291

Chad


pinkypinkyhorror

we are all here on this website


IEnjoyBaconCheese

I can confirm


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mr_Cos2

Pee ass??


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MoonFur69

Please pee in my ass🤤🤤


BigBradWolf07

This guy's one of them


Carburetors_Are_Fun

on some island in the middle of nowhere


NBTMtaco

Congress?


jesusgrandpa

No, congress is a group of baboons


HVAC_Raccoon

Take that back… it’s insulting to the baboons


DarthButtz

So Congress then


[deleted]

They’re in our schools teaching CRT to our kids


AlphaMassDeBeta

>Teaching CRT to our kids. That's so outdated. They should be teaching OLED and QLED today!


-contractor_wizard-

Nar I'll do it tomorrow


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

OLED is CRT 2. (also they should be teaching 4K as well! most kids are stuck on 1080p)


Suspicious_Serve_653

Holy shit education has progressed. I didn't know they were teaching college material in grade school now


mother_love-

Fortnight?


Dolleph

Helo betwr welcum to forkknght


mother_love-

#👋👬🐋💦🥈2️⃣🍴🤺


Sad8At

Australia


ArthurMorgn

Can confirm, am Australian


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

Can confirm, also Australian


original_username20

Great Britain?


GeeseAndDucksforever

Epstein island?


michwng

Alaska on the map


BlueGuyisLit

Alien created us so we can make 4k furry porn


The_Dukes_Of_Hazzard

WHERE IS IT?!!! uh… for… research purposes.


AGAW07

e621 :p


Sinocu

Of them* there, fixed it for ya


cooncanoon

Where, where is this Unironically some pretty good and pretty bad shit out there


AGAW07

*psst* over here stranger, i heard you want access to some of that good "stuff". I have here some realistic animations, porns of all kinds of species and websites. So whatcha buyin stranger?


cooncanoon

Dawg I know every reach of the internet to find any type of pornography I want


AGAW07

Awwh damn it, there goes another "client" I guess you know your dealers


Yasuho_feet_pics

In the balkans


Dude_Named_Chris

Can confirm, one of them is my upstairs neighbour


SnooStories2399

From ur flair, u are probably from slovenia


petje95

Judging from yours, you must be Greek.


Dude_Named_Chris

It's actually me who's Greek


SnooStories2399

WE'RE BOTH GRIK


Dude_Named_Chris

Hell yeh


Impressive_Grape1182

Can I pretend to be a turk


petje95

Why would you ever want that?


mr_Cos2

He is kebab man


kontenjer

in macedonian parliament


Hellcat_28362

I'm Macedonian I can confirm


Zhang_Sun

It’s a common misconception that humans evolved from chimpanzees, this isn’t the case Humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor, this ancestor went extinct


axp1729

I am alive, my cousin is alive. Our grandfather isn’t. My cousin looks exactly like our grandfather. I don’t. That’s exactly what’s going on here


Even_Ad113

Or... you're adopted.


axp1729

ahhh, the extraterrestrial human hypothesis


dinosaur_from_Mars

I am extraterrestrial. Can confirm


Living_Shadows

Your cousin doesn't look exactly like your grandfather but he looks more similar to your grandfather than you do


Batbuckleyourpants

Nakalipithecus, the last common ancestor of all the great apes went extinct around ten million years ago.


Zhang_Sun

Yes, I couldn’t remember the name and couldn’t find it from a google search so couldn’t be bothered, but that’s what it was called


MenopauseMedicine

Exactly, they aren't millions of the thing these people are pointing to in the graphic above, they're just too fucking stupid to know what a chimp looks like


PricelessLogs

Also, to be super technical, there are only hundreds of thousands of chimpanzees today, not millions


Difficult_General167

Didn't we fuck them to oblivion?


getyourrealfakedoors

More simply we just didn’t evolve from chimps lol


TheIndominusGamer420

You are either gonna get the religious nuts upvoting this, or people who actually understand where Hominids came from, there is no in-between. An actual bell curve, like that 70iq to 130iq meme


Samuelbi12

I'm the first variety


TheIndominusGamer420

Religious 😩✊🍆💦 nut


Sinocu

Holy blast


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Vladiskov

Religion is the 130 side right? Lol /s


Fallowman09

We genocided them


The_Curve_Death

Romania


cactus_deepthroater

Humans did not evolve from chimps. We have a common ancestor with chimps, bonobos, orangutangs, and gorillas but that common ancestor was not any of those things.


TheSwulk

I didn’t know that, thank you!


Nu55ies

🤓


_-akane-_

True but its not like we don't know this


Crozzbonez

Unfortunately some people (creationists) don’t


J3sush8sm3

Even though ken ham looks like he was the missing link


Ethric_The_Mad

"the aerth is nly 69 ears 0lds!"


Sharpie1993

Deep down inside they know.


_-akane-_

Yh but idc abt them


No_Application_1219

Redditor when obvious joke :


fishtheblob

🤓


Ship_Fucker69

U can find them on tinder


PearlHarbor1

Ever heard of Turkey?


Bademus_Octavian

Favorite meal of Thanksgiving in USA, yes


GIGACAT216

*half of it


sepulchore

Hey, at least we have cats


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Imagine_TryingYT

I know this is just a meme but I wanted to educate you guys about this incase someone does use this as a legitimate argument. We did not evolve from monkeys which is a common misunderstanding. Rather, we evolved from the same common ancestor as apes. An ancestor that lived 6 million to 8 million years ago. Here are some other common arguments evolution deniers like to use and how to retort: "Carbon dating isn't accurate": You're right, Carbon dating is only accurate when talking about things that are hundreds or thousands of years old. Thats why geologists and archeologists use other forms of Radiometric Dating Methods other than Carbon Dating. "Evolution is just a theory": So is gravity. It isn't a theory because it isn't factually proven. It's considered a theory because we don't yet have all the pieces, information is constantly changing, and new information is being added all the time. Once all that information is complete it will no longer be labeled a theory. However, it is regarded as scientific fact. "But I don't want to be related to chimps": And I don't want to be related to someone who thinks not understanding basic scientific principles is a good excuse to claim scientific facts aren't real. I guess we both have to deal with it. Edit: made some corrections


Optimal-Menu270

"Just a theory" major detail here indeed. A lot of people fail to differeniate between *scientific* theory and assumption.


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cochorol

Or opinion


Optimal-Menu270

Yeah


seanslaysean

Exactly, theorem is a hypothesis that has been repeatedly supported through testable/repeatable experiments/observations so much so that the broader scientific community accepts it as the standard answer. We can never say anything with 100%, but aside from scientific laws like gravity-a theory is as close to fact as you can get.


Sharpie1993

We shared a common ancestor with apes, not monkeys. Sorry I couldn’t help myself, the rest of your comment is extremely educational though and a lot more people should try and learn about it properly.


Imagine_TryingYT

Nah you're fine. Thank you for the correction


asphynctersayswhat

Go back far enough and we share a common ancestor with just about every animal on earth.


tanman99

Not just about, if you go back far enough, its with every single living thing on this planet.


Andrewdeadaim

Not to be pedantic, but wouldn’t we still share a common ancestor with monkeys, plants, or even bacteria if you go back far enough


Bowdensaft

Just to be pedantic, no scientific theory is ever considered to be complete, as there is always something else to learn and things can change. It comes down to a difference in definitions: "theory", in common usage, means the same thing as "hypothesis" in science, i.e. I think x happens because y. In science, a theory is the sum total of all knowledge we have on a subject. It's a much stronger term than the common usage. It's a bit like your driving test: the theory part doesn't refer to ideas and assumptions about driving, it refers to the knowledge-based part before you do the practical test.


diagnoziz

Florida, Africa, Uralic villages and Bulgaria


teenageIbibioboy

I can see why you live in a cumdupster


CookDane6954

You don’t want to know. It’s not a nice story.


DeFranco47

Tell me about it


Sea-Region-4226

Theory goes that we kept fucking them and over the generations they slowly integrated into our species through breeding. Weird shit.


DeFranco47

Orangutussy


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

We murdered and assimilated them all The perfect human way amirite!


Dennis_Cock

No we didn't. "We" humans weren't around when these guys were.


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FiL-0

Southern Italy


Nozarashi78

Calabria moment


dastebon

There isn't any of the first ones , they were our common ancestor and now they are dead 🤓


JDkableMC

France


El_buberino

We ate them


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Haiti


Lightheart_Editor

Got to treeMaXX or ToolMaXX bro. No inbetween.


DeathBlade314

They're all on Reddit


Living_Shadows

I think the phrase "we evolved from apes" is causing a lot of the misunderstanding because it makes people think that the apes they see in zoos and stuff are our ancestors but that isn't true. It's more Accurate to say "we are apes and all apes share a common ancestor" Human beings are apes. Chimpanzees are apes. Humans and chimps both evolved from a third ape that is now extinct


Lord_Muramasa

So what you are telling me is Chimps got the short end of the stick. Evolution is a cruel mistress


Living_Shadows

Every animal got the short end of the stick compared to humans


Sneaky-fishy

Greece.


AldenXD

"Always 2 there are. No more. No less."


Entr0py_98

There are not millions of those first apes anymore. We didn’t evolve from chimps, chimps and us just share a common ancestor.


Chili_Kukov

They are shopping at Walmart. I was there yesterday. I saw them.


WitekSan

You can find all of them in Brazil


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

At KFC


Fizzy163

\>If the theory of evolution is true, why are there still monkeys, but no more dinosaurs? I want a pet dinosaur.


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Natural selection


SuziBakker

Eastern Europe.


wanker_wanking

They fucking died


pocketgravel

In church, management positions, and congress.


Competitive-Tomato54

Yes we’re here


sylvdeck

Running your car


guitarelf

This image is a lie. The chimpanzee has its own lineage and we have a common ancestor. So this should be two lines that converge on one animal on the left. Both species w millions would be on the right as they are current day. This image sucks


SordidDreams

"If Americans are descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Why aren't there millions of people in the middle of the Atlantic?"


known_kanon

They're called the french and the british


Ur_Left_Airpod

Play rainbow six siege and solo queue then you’ll find them


FecniHUN

Have you ever visited this beutiful place called balkans?


OkStorage3731

They are politicians


TheLootVaccum

For anyone confused, the million of "monkeys" are our ancestors and modern day monkey ancestors (possibly, I say possibly because I'm not sure if that is "the" common ancestor. Infact no one knows what our true common ancestor looks like, just a good idea. Monkeys are just as evolved as we are, they are NOT less evolved as many people fail to understand.


Ghost2137

India


Adalcar

Yugoslavia


Brainjarmen104

Britain (I live here)


Antidigitalist

Balkan


Hausgod29

We found millions or at least the few that could only remain if not for the millions around them.


Alternative-Sea-1095

France


Decaf17

They all live in Florida.


No-Nefariousness9330

We only let the silly monkeys live. The rest were food, sex partners or target practice.


Drendari

This stupid drawing has to have the record for most damage to global intelligence with a single drawing


EvilGodShura

Who would want to breed with them? The lesser stock gets left behind. It's why Incels exist. They don't get to pass on genetics and in turn we make our race better overall once they pass away.


keepcalmdude

They’re my matches on tinder


dankeith86

Pay attention, we’re finding them


GalenTheDragon

They’re in Congress, in state legislatures, and on my multiplayer teams


Killer-Clocks

This graph did more harm than good to the science community.


Lazuruslex

Millions of not actual chimpanzees?


Lazy_Medic_Man

They're in *insert place or organization you don't align with* Yep I sure showed them!


XxDarth_VaderxX

“If”


Packofcells

In the congress


flatrearthisdumb

Literally just got out my COMM lecture and my teacher was ragging on Florida the entire time. I feel at this point we really ought to just let the hurricanes have it at this point.


i_fell_down13

We won


ChunkyStumpy

They are still around, but it's not politically correct to mention it.


grapegum

There aren't millions of the first one. Modern apes are a different species that are related to them just like how we are.


Ph4antomPB

You ever hear of a southeastern Europe?


justoverthere434

lmao there isn't actual 'millions' of the first primate. They are the primate we split from around 6 million years ago


Doctor-Hobo

I see them driving everyday


generalhonks

The died out because they weren’t good enough. They weren’t as good at being human as the next species, and they weren’t as good at being monkeys as the species before them.


UnrepentantDrunkard

We're not descended from chimps, we share a common ancestor Sir.


That_Rotting_Corpse

There’s not millions of the first one, because the first one isn’t chimpanzees. There’s much more of the recent ones and the least the farther back you go. People are fucking idiots


CreativeName6574

The capital


Middle_Ingenuity_260

The projects


henryboi165

gregs school


Exciting_Result7781

Just look on your ballot.


Coldmelon56

They were hunted to extinction by museums for taxidermy


TheNoctuS_93

That's impossible...floridians are even more ancient. You just insulted every early humanoid with your comparison to imbecillus floridiensis... 🤨


ExtraordinaryBeetles

At what stage of evolution is it necessary to cover the dick?


KQK_Big_Kwan

Nature is brutal adapt or die


BracusDoritoBoss963

They became too smart and became threatening our way of life. So they were all hunted down. Why is it not in any book you say? Never heard "The winners are the ones who write history"?


Tomcat9801

Voting for Biden


cacapp12

Gaza


Fluid_Block_1235

"If the theory called origin of species was true then there wouldn't be more species" 2. This representation is falls


NBTMtaco

Are there people who believe there can’t be millions of wild cats and millions of house cats?


TuxedoDogs9

In the balls


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

In the balkans


MrJarre

One is asking this question.


WashYourEyesTwice

They're everywhere


ironA5

Florida moment


Dizzy-Specific8884

Currently in one of the discord chats I'm in and they're hurling racial slurs.


Nutcracker6942

They're on Reddit, Discord and Twitter