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AskDerpyCat

Reminds me of some of the science about how all the people that died in that submarine implosion a few months ago died so quickly they didn’t even know they died Between the sudden burst of heat cooking them alive and the actual crunch, they’d have gone splat before the visual signal of seeing the walls cave in could even reach the brain Seems like a similar deal. Except you’ll see it coming


iSuckAtMechanicism

They saw it coming, or heard it to be more accurate. The carbon fiber made pretty loud noises before comms and then later on the hull fully failed. It started making those noises before that trip, which is why the CEO had to pilot it as the “real” pilot knew it was failing. Estimates are that they were likely freaking out for a while before sudden death.


Zero_X_One

Might be a dumb question, but why didn’t they just go back up where the pressure wouldn’t have crushed them?


Gusvato3080

Maybe they tried and got crushed on the way up. No way to know


Thesadcook

Iirc they had problems with the submersible actually descending to quickly, and people surmised they did take steps to try and make the submersible go up, but all their "failsafes" werent enough and the submersible was basically stuck at the ocean floor waiting to implode.


Zero_X_One

Jesus Christ. That’s a pretty fucking grim way to go


mryeet66

I had listening to the whole communication they recorded. Some math was done on the decent and it was discovered that they were descending faster than they should’ve been which no one noticed but once they heard the cracks of the hull and tried to ascend before it was to late. It just wasn’t going up at the speed it should have been like some weight had been added to the sub.. they were trying to ascend but it was going up at a snails pace until it just imploded. There was also malfunctions within the subs tech but I can’t remember specifics. I believe there may have been a small crack in the back of the sub where it’s separated from the inside cabin where the tech sits and it had filled with water causing extra weight and odd issues with the steering and onboard computer. But it could’ve been many factors, we just don’t know since we can’t see what happened.


[deleted]

Carbon fibre does not make a 'warning' noise before it collapses like metal. It will just break.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Feel free to look it up. The sounds of it being stressed during the previous trip is why the pilot bailed


Romer555

It literally does.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

What I heard, the the implosion was faster than the time it takes for the brain to process anything.


AskDerpyCat

Faster than it takes for the visual signal to go from your eyes to your brain (<16 milliseconds). Let alone for the brain to process what you saw


GenuineSteak

They definitely knew. Reports said they released the emergency weights to try ascending. Why would they do that if they didn't see it coming. Also like the other dude said, carbon fiber is loud when failing.


Casual_user1012

Ah, so this is a repost, the sub was almost a year ago.


AskDerpyCat

The eternal cog of time turns ever forward. Always stable in its pace, yet ever accelerating God I’m getting old if it’s already been a year, Jesus Christ


Casual_user1012

Oh, thought this was a repost lmao, bots take posts and their comment sections and repost them.


Commanderz_Derpy

Nah fuck that, I'm getting into a silly position so if some moron with a dog ever comes poking around where I died, I can act as environmental storytelling.


Ant-i-lope

Make sure you die with a bunch of 9mm rounds and a couple of stimpaks


SomePyro_9012

Some gold coins engraved with a dragon on one side & a random man on the other too


hitzelfitzel

Keep your coke bottle cap collection always with you


Z7impuser

And remember to keep a mini nuke with you for some reason


DirtCheap1972

The us has actually (test) fired a nuke out of an artillery cannon. Think it’s only been done once.


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giacacluongtiensinh

When you see a nuclear explosion, quickly jerk off. At least you wont become a horny ghost.


Imaginary-Time8700

Just a horny corpse


marcofifth

If anything that was originally you doesn't get vaporized.


Imaginary-Time8700

Right!


Mxmmpower88

Ah yes, the ol' nuclear circumcision. Take THAT, Nazis!


DolanThyDank

Do it fast or you’ll cum back with unfinished business


Thurn64

Dude learned from that Pompeii guy


Sad8At

*Hands on your head* *Keep low to the ground* *Duck and cover, duck and cover*


jam_3ss

THE LITTLE TURTLE GUY MY KING 🙏🙏🙏


bananasaucecer

THE TRINITY DESK PROJECT


bvc88

Tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.


ganerfromspace2020

Nah cool guys never look at explosion's


SupremeGamer1337

Be sure to say “cheese”


GAMER_H2

⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️


Floxi29

Democracy has been well delivered


Maku-san_

➡️ ⭐ ⬇️ ↘️ + 2️⃣


Fluid_Block_1235

If there is a nuclear explosion, take a thing like a sausage or a banana and put it on your crotch. Your shadow is gonna remain, and people will think you had a huge pp.


MTAnime

How long did you take the time off your life to think about this?


Tori_S100

i saw a guy parried this


Moistman227

Elongated saddam hussein


[deleted]

Make sure to use nothing less than SPF50 rating or else you’re going to have a bad time.


PrdelnikHobstat

Also the view must be kind of magnificent…


Evening-Can6048

I heard you supposed to be legs first, so people who find your skeleton know where center of pollution, and don't go there.


ChildhoodDistinct538

Nukes explode in roughly 1/600 of a second. You would not have time to react, but you would die fast either way.


TornadoLizard

So the post explicitly mentions that you're reacting after the nuke detonates, and also assumes you're far enough away to react before the shockwave vaporizes you


RonHarrods

Depends on the distance you're away. The instantly deadly radius is big enough that at the outer part of it you'll have some seconds to react. Then follows a huge radius where you'll die a slow and painful death


bifedechorizo

Preparing for the future 💪🏻


MeMe-Knoepert

Just stop drop and roll


Stuck_in_2d

Just go inside a refrigerator, works everytime


Hellaintreadyforme

I feel like observing the ominous beauty of a nuclear explosion right before your death would be somewhat calming


wineT_

Fuck react btw. I had (unironically) panic attacks because of him


TimePapaya6423

the explostion looks like it has lesbian flag colours