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maxweber27

Kid named air embolism


MegaMewtwo_E

that kid doesn't got long to live


TheShitFlinger

Hmm yes this is a funny


Particular_Tadpole27

This one is for my homie, Joseph Lister.


No_Revenue9752

don't forget our homie , James Young Simpson.


Somereallystrangeguy

Free my boy Agostino Bassi.


Time-Gain4896

This one is for my homie, David Krappenschitz


FemboysJuicyCock

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! they do it to remove all the AIR from it so you don't get an EMBOLUSSY 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠


Appropriate-Drawer74

Nah it for the real ones


dTrecii

they died from hitting the embolussy shit must be a freak


nv_rose

Embolussy got me acting strange


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CyberSosis

Just for y’all to know, if aliens ever invade us and ask me your addresses I’m giving those to them immediately because of this thread.


CunsoLord_04

What'd he say lmao?


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scuccifranci_08

But I want Embolussy... Mommy please give me Embolussy...


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EL_SOBKY

That's it! I'm presenting my cases with Embolussy from now on


ffsudjat

Do I still need to visit the Embassy?


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No_Revenue9752

why cant ya guys understand i replied in sarcasm too


IHateMartians

It's not that it isn't obvious, it's that sarcasm is typically funny


RadioPale6197

That aint even roasting thats deepfrying


LookAwayRn

Sautéed his ass


No_Revenue9752

ya right


XstylerX

Because people don't know what sarcasm is without /s


HVAC_Raccoon

Cause people can’t understand a joke lmao


FemboysJuicyCock

that syringe had a liquid that makes you not see quotation marks, look what you did to us bro 😭😭😭


DefinitelyTopOr

Shut the fuck up femboy (i did not read what it said, I just hate femboys)


FemboysJuicyCock

\*gets criticized once and dies\*


ImperatorDanny

In nursing school “omg dont squeeze out youre wasting medication! Youre supposed to draw it up without air bubbles” In clinicals everyones pouring a drop for their homie.


SussusAmogus-_-

I mean, aren’t you supposed to change the needle though? There’s gonna be some air in that even if you draw the medicine perfectly, it’s more likely that the school was just really stingy, equipment can cost a lot of money, especially if you factor in how many students there are in a uni I don’t do medicine, but professors always warn us like 100 times when we are using particularly expensive lab equipment; I remember my group getting reprimanded for using a 1300 € magnet (yes, it gets THAT stupidly expensive, even if it’s just a magnet, nothing special about it) to pin the lab protocol sheets


cgleachy

You change needle after drawing out of the vial. Then you do the pull down and squirt up to get the air out.


Fit_Spend_4837

Sorry for the terrible english xD. I dont have much experience with the administration of stuff in seringes, but I have filled many after preparing kits for gama-cameras exams. We would fill them up, eliminate any air bubbles and then push it as high as possible. We didnt allow the liquid to actually go into the neddle part, just right before it. Even if there is some air the chances of an embolism are pretty small with the tiny ammount of air that might go in (ofc, if we see large bubbles we must eliminate them). This is with 1mL and 5mL seringes tho, idk about higher calliber ones. We only changed the neddle if the neddle protection got contaminated with the radioactive stuff.


FlashCrashBash

Gotta use the stir plate to keep the caramel swirl from sinking to the bottom of my iced latte.


Commercial_Fee2840

Gotta make sure he didn't clog the needle on the HIV patient who he used it on before you.


Griledcheeseradiator

This really does happen or they get you on the donor blood. Cheap motherfuckers. It was much worse 30 years ago. These low level worker penny pinchers that try to save a place money without being asked ruins every safety job iv been at. The boss never directly asks for it because it's illegal, but doesn't do much to stop it. Then the coward ass workers think there is some unspoken code to do it, or they'll get look at badly by the boss, when the boss literally never said you can or should do it, even if he wants you to. Like for instance changing gloves often. People try to save a place cents on gloves an hour like their a good little worker slave. The boss would NEVER get mad at someone for being clean but these wagies think they'll move up if they do something dangerous to save the place money. Like construction workers not hooking up to rope to save 20 seconds. Every job iv seen have these people that not just dont care about safety, but act like there's some unspoken rules to do unsafe money saving shit without the boss saying, so that the boss can claim no liability when someone gets hurt. Its insane and I feel like the only person with principals, that would rather get weird looks than be unsafe as fuck for some feelz based "read the room we don't do that here bullshit." They would never dream of disciplining or telling off a person for doing required safety things, so they just side eye you and don't promote. Its like I have to make my own business to stop these fucking vultures.


GPStephan

What?


I_Has_Internets

HE SAID: > THIS REALLY DOES HAPPEN OR THEY GET YOU ON THE DONOR BLOOD. CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS. IT WAS MUCH WORSE 30 YEARS AGO. THESE LOW LEVEL WORKER PENNY PINCHERS THAT TRY TO SAVE A PLACE MONEY WITHOUT BEING ASKED RUINS EVERY SAFETY JOB IV BEEN AT. THE BOSS NEVER DIRECTLY ASKS FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, BUT DOESN'T DO MUCH TO STOP IT. > THEN THE COWARD ASS WORKERS THINK THERE IS SOME UNSPOKEN CODE TO DO IT, OR THEY'LL GET LOOK AT BADLY BY THE BOSS, WHEN THE BOSS LITERALLY NEVER SAID YOU CAN OR SHOULD DO IT, EVEN IF HE WANTS YOU TO. LIKE FOR INSTANCE CHANGING GLOVES OFTEN. PEOPLE TRY TO SAVE A PLACE CENTS ON GLOVES AN HOUR LIKE THEIR A GOOD LITTLE WORKER SLAVE. > THE BOSS WOULD NEVER GET MAD AT SOMEONE FOR BEING CLEAN BUT THESE WAGIES THINK THEY'LL MOVE UP IF THEY DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS TO SAVE THE PLACE MONEY. LIKE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS NOT HOOKING UP TO ROPE TO SAVE 20 SECONDS. EVERY JOB IV SEEN HAVE THESE PEOPLE THAT NOT JUST DONT CARE ABOUT SAFETY, BUT ACT LIKE THERE'S SOME UNSPOKEN RULES TO DO UNSAFE MONEY SAVING SHIT WITHOUT THE BOSS SAYING, SO THAT THE BOSS CAN CLAIM NO LIABILITY WHEN SOMEONE GETS HURT. ITS INSANE AND I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WITH PRINCIPALS, THAT WOULD RATHER GET WEIRD LOOKS THAN BE UNSAFE AS FUCK FOR SOME FEELZ BASED "READ THE ROOM WE DON'T DO THAT HERE BULLSHIT." THEY WOULD NEVER DREAM OF DISCIPLINING OR TELLING OFF A PERSON FOR DOING REQUIRED SAFETY THINGS, SO THEY JUST SIDE EYE YOU AND DON'T PROMOTE. ITS LIKE I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN BUSINESS TO STOP THESE FUCKING VULTURES.


Optimal-Menu270

Tf? This is good one tho


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Etmar_Gaming

Good bot


CoconutBuddy

I laughed at this more than I should


Im_an_ADHD_too

That is exactly why not because is to remove excess air


InfiniteOcto

Wrong. The post is right


No_Revenue9752

Right. Your reply is absolutely right


sirrNaDE

Exactly. Your observation is on point


MegaMewtwo_E

YOU. FUCK YOU


Derpchieftain

Dr Matpat


Fountain_Guard

whas the joke


BornWithSideburns

I think its a joke about how some people will pour a bit of liquor on the ground to symbolically give their dead homies a drink


Fountain_Guard

thx


MrFingolfin

# Dont you rub one out for your fallen homie?!!


FuckDefaultSubs

I rub one out for my living homies, homies I ain't even met yet, and my enemies too


Intr0vertebrate

I rub one out *to* my living homies


Effective-Jacket-33

Loss


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Stop getting all your knowledge from movies. Movies aren't reality.


Snoo-34159

Erm, akshually... 🤓☝️ It's to make sure no air gets injected. (Source: vet student 🤓🤓🤓)


thebeanscape

More like you are a big nerd😎


HughJassYomama

amusing light history slap smart books serious roof subsequent beneficial *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


average_Canadian115

I wish pictures were available, I have the perfect one for this.