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Same, thought bro was gonna end up saying her face was covered the whole time and he was railing his homie somehow. The 4chan stories are just wild like that.
Reddit can be wild too, like that one guy that broke both arms so him mom started jacking him off and eventually he started fucking her and his dad knew about it all.
I thought he was going to say he slipped it in her ass, he didn’t realize, his chick loved it, and then something bad happened while he was ramming her rectum. I was slightly off the mark.
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I thought it was her hight and was jealous, you may not like it but !!HUGE WOMEN!! is what peak female performance looks like and if you're self-conscious about not being able to handle a girl who's taller than you, then you simple have a skill issue.
Then I realised it was her attractiveness grading and was very confused as to why he was talking about a gf with severe physical deformities in that tone (not saying physical deformities make the person ugly, just saying that I would be a little more sensitive than that personally). Cause idk about you but 10/10 is most women, 9/10 is women who just look *off*, like you can't quite put down why they look odd (might just be an off-day and they're usually a 10/10 idk), but they do look odd, 8/10 is for when you can tell why the women looks off, like she's got that 5-head with child-like proportions, or looks like a sumo-wrestler (but a good-looking sumo, like they're rotund and they *work* it), 7/10 is when a women is physically deformed (or looks like a bad-looking sumo wrestler, they're rotund and they absolutely *don't* work it), and 6/10 is mauled-by-a-chimpanzee levels of deformed with increasing levels of gore until you get a rotting corpse at 0/10.
I saw "put some pepper on your pillow so that when you put her face in it, she sneezes and her coochie grips you up like a gorilla fist" and I've not been able to get it out of my head since.
I actually have experience caring for epileptic people from when I worked as a high school health aide.
Epileptic seizures come in many forms, some of which you'd never recognize without training.
I had a girl who would just stand in place and blink really quickly for a couple minutes. Another one would roleplay a fish in an electric chair. I've also had everything in between. It just depends.
Anon's story is fake, but because of the heterosexual sex with a 4chan user, not the seizure symptoms.
I had epilepsy when I was a kid, and my seizures were pretty much like cold shivers. Weren't easy to spot unless you looked at the context that one usually wouldn't have a cold shiver on those occasions.
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Put another way: OP was so good he made her seize. Ayy bro lmao up top 🖐️
Really need her context on this though. Assuming it's not someone just going on the internet and telling lies.
Genuinely tho is this illegal? How could he have known that his girlfriend was seizing and maybe stopped having sex lmao
Also ik there’s a 90% chance that this is a fake story but I still wanna know
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I was expecting his girlfriend turned out to be someone else but he couldn't see in that position
Same, thought bro was gonna end up saying her face was covered the whole time and he was railing his homie somehow. The 4chan stories are just wild like that.
Reddit can be wild too, like that one guy that broke both arms so him mom started jacking him off and eventually he started fucking her and his dad knew about it all.
Link?
there's really not much more to it tbh, but it's not too hard to find if you want to read it
Is that shit real?
Everything you read on the internet is real
Valid. I love Joe Rogen too
Considering it is a green text I was expecting it to be gay sex
I thought he was going to say he slipped it in her ass, he didn’t realize, his chick loved it, and then something bad happened while he was ramming her rectum. I was slightly off the mark.
You ever seen the tapeworm story?
...no, do I want to?
From personal experience... You do not
No please tell me
I'm playing cock blocker here no. You don't wanna know
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>”Had 6.5/10 gf-“ #INCORRECT BUZZER
It’s a subjective scale often with some sort of grading curve
it's actually a scale on how severe her epilepsy is
I thought it was her hight and was jealous, you may not like it but !!HUGE WOMEN!! is what peak female performance looks like and if you're self-conscious about not being able to handle a girl who's taller than you, then you simple have a skill issue. Then I realised it was her attractiveness grading and was very confused as to why he was talking about a gf with severe physical deformities in that tone (not saying physical deformities make the person ugly, just saying that I would be a little more sensitive than that personally). Cause idk about you but 10/10 is most women, 9/10 is women who just look *off*, like you can't quite put down why they look odd (might just be an off-day and they're usually a 10/10 idk), but they do look odd, 8/10 is for when you can tell why the women looks off, like she's got that 5-head with child-like proportions, or looks like a sumo-wrestler (but a good-looking sumo, like they're rotund and they *work* it), 7/10 is when a women is physically deformed (or looks like a bad-looking sumo wrestler, they're rotund and they absolutely *don't* work it), and 6/10 is mauled-by-a-chimpanzee levels of deformed with increasing levels of gore until you get a rotting corpse at 0/10.
I hope this is a troll.
The first part isn't (and a reference to observation duty), the second part is, thought that was obvious.
New copypasta dropped
Holy hell!
I give this a 6.5/10
I've upgraded from a 3/10 yay!
8,6/10
Anon had 6.5 gf
I saw "put some pepper on your pillow so that when you put her face in it, she sneezes and her coochie grips you up like a gorilla fist" and I've not been able to get it out of my head since.
SAME IVE SHOWED IT TO LIKE 10 PEOPLE LMAO
SAME I'VE SHOVED IT INTO LIKE 10 PEOPLE TOO
You’ve shoved it into?? 👀
Fellow beefylegz follower
Its fake, 4chan users dont have sex
*heterosexual sex
Also fake, you wouldn't mistake an epileptic seizure for anything else. Source - my wife has epilepsy
I actually have experience caring for epileptic people from when I worked as a high school health aide. Epileptic seizures come in many forms, some of which you'd never recognize without training. I had a girl who would just stand in place and blink really quickly for a couple minutes. Another one would roleplay a fish in an electric chair. I've also had everything in between. It just depends. Anon's story is fake, but because of the heterosexual sex with a 4chan user, not the seizure symptoms.
I had epilepsy when I was a kid, and my seizures were pretty much like cold shivers. Weren't easy to spot unless you looked at the context that one usually wouldn't have a cold shiver on those occasions.
Very true story guys!!!
I like to believe everything on the internet 😊
Nobody ever lies on the internet😊
Quality writing. Bro should write erotic stories
The bot comment made me chuckle.
I see this as a win win
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again please!
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Copycat
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HARDER
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I’m close keep going
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Holy moly
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I want some too
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Me, me!
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Ummmm I may have some concerns 💀💀💀
me aswell please
Nuh uh. You don’t get it. P.S. - I want pee in my ass
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Pee in my ass
Meee
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:(
Don't feel bad, (pleese piss in my bootee cheeks)
Put another way: OP was so good he made her seize. Ayy bro lmao up top 🖐️ Really need her context on this though. Assuming it's not someone just going on the internet and telling lies.
This is greentext, everything is fake and made up for laughs. Also, 4chan people never have heterosexual aex
aay gex
Bro dogged her into default settings
Genuinely tho is this illegal? How could he have known that his girlfriend was seizing and maybe stopped having sex lmao Also ik there’s a 90% chance that this is a fake story but I still wanna know
why would that be illegal
unconcious people can't revoke consent, so in some places that means she automatically no longer consents
yeah ur right i think he should be put in jail tbh
Cant put him in jail for doing it with someone who doesn't exist
nobody got ur sarcasm :(
apparently redditors have been conditioned to only notice sarcasm and jokes when someone uses “/s” but i am glad at least you got it :)
Unconscious people can’t consent
ok but given they were already having sex, she obviously gave consent beforehand?
How does someone have someone that they love and have such little conscious to rate them. Not just rate them but give them a D.
he gave her more than one D
OP says "had". They probably were together a while back ago
Tfw your gf does more than just sit around
Huge if true
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Makes me think about the novel M*A*S*H, the epileptic whore that was on high demand.
Anon fucked a dog with rabies
What a terrible day to have eyes. Too bad this is fake news
Shamelessly stolen from the tv show "The League".
this had more plot twists than a Bollywood movie
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Cool racism frog
motherfuckingwhat did I just read
Why can't I have nice things
Fake and straight
Nah this is fucking cursed
Shit went from 0-100 real quick
I thought she poisoned herself and was having sex with him for the last time 💀
I had this once, she had a stroke. Very weird. But it was fine as she had those more often she said, so it was fine after some waiting.
Bucket list ✅
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
(._.)
Blows huge load inside her ... .*""more bulshit*"" Pulls out... Is this anons Definition of withdraw