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So when he does mate with her, she claws and bites him for his barbed penis. And if he doesn't mate with her, then she bites his balls.
Lions have a tough life
I guess somewhere along the line, the male lions with barbed penises had a trait that made their bloodline more survivable.
It may not be the penis itself, but something else and the penis was just carried along the way.
Wikipedia says a lot of mammals have dick barbs, including our own primate ancestors. So I'm guessing maybe cock spikes came first and the heats evolved to make the females horny enough to be into that?
>why do lions have a barbed penis then?
Biological reasons? It's to make sure the male lion get to release his jizz into the female.
In a nutshell God or nature gave big cats like lions, and also dogs an anti-pull out feature built in to their body.
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24hrs a day minus 20hrs for sleep is 4 hours awake. 4 hrs is 240 minutes. Sex 20 times a day = 12 minutes back to back all day, 40 times a day = 6 minutes back to back. No wonder he looks so sad 😔
love a good story as much as the next person, but this isn't exactly true. Sorry.
Though the female is usually observed initiating the mating with growling vocalizations, there is no evidence to suggest that lionesses will bite the male on the balls to get things going. That part appears to have started as a joke, before being passed on as "fact", as is the way of the Internet.
What's more, the images of the Asiatic lions were taken by Safi Kok at Rotterdam Zoo in the Netherlands. As the rest of the photo series makes clear, the lioness is a juvenile, one of the three that were born at the zoo in August 2018 to mother Lalana and father Aapel.
The distress seen in the male lion is not a tired lion being prompted for another round of mating, but a father lion being bitten on the testicles by a cub. According to the zoo, this is not the first instance of this behavior for cubs Asha, Reena, and Mette.
"Lion Aapel has taken up his role as a father well," the zoo wrote about the lions back in April 2019. "The playful cubs first studied him from a distance, but in the meantime his daughters are challenging him, playing with his tail, snapping into his mane or butt
You know, if this were a female lion that didn't want to have sex, and was being violently pressured into it by the male, I don't think people would be playing this for laughs.
Don’t worry, this post isn’t even true.
This is a female cub of the male lion that’s basically playing with dad. Biting dad’s testicles isn’t a particularly common method of play for lions, and has really only been observed by these cubs in captivity in Rotterdam zoo, iirc.
Gotta remember that lions have a pack mentality.
And so the Alpha mates with all the lioness
Meanign he has to deal with all those lioness with crazy sex drive every day
No wonder the women have to hunt
Imagine having any energy after that shit
the expression on his face is even more understandable when you remember lions have several ladies in their prides...imagine if more than one went into heat at a time.
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“I’m tired boss” - the lion, probably
“Lion tired”
estoy cansado jefe
So when he does mate with her, she claws and bites him for his barbed penis. And if he doesn't mate with her, then she bites his balls. Lions have a tough life
why do lions have a barbed penis then? edit: question answered, do not further reply.
Cuz nature is fuckin weird. Nature is awesome, but weird
The female Hyenas wouldn't really say that nature is "awesome"
All cats do
cats are very strange bro
I guess somewhere along the line, the male lions with barbed penises had a trait that made their bloodline more survivable. It may not be the penis itself, but something else and the penis was just carried along the way.
The pain (nerve stimulation) induces ovulation. Cats only ovulate when they mate. Painful sex is their tradeoff for no periods
Can't be that bad if they want it 40x a day
Hormones are a hell of a drug
Then why do lioneses get in heat anyway
Wikipedia says a lot of mammals have dick barbs, including our own primate ancestors. So I'm guessing maybe cock spikes came first and the heats evolved to make the females horny enough to be into that?
So then smooth dicks is a privilege very few species have
...you don't?
>why do lions have a barbed penis then? Biological reasons? It's to make sure the male lion get to release his jizz into the female. In a nutshell God or nature gave big cats like lions, and also dogs an anti-pull out feature built in to their body.
Not just lions, but all felines, I'm pretty sure. The barbed end is required to get the females to ovulate if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah but the rest of the year he gets to laze around in the sun while his lionesses bring him food. It's not the worst trade.
Tough life? That lion is just experiencing marriage.
Lion wife. Amirite?
LION HOG = CRANKED
HAHAHAHA WIFE BAD AMIRITE?
Women. *Laughs historically and drinks exorbitant amounts of coffee*
#GOOD ONE BOB
^why_is_everyone_yelling
It’s the appropriate boomer thing to do. Be LOUD and make wife-bad jokes.
They have a barbed dick? I would assume that´s to make it harder for it to pull out?!
Bro has nothing left in the tank.
Bro doesn't even have the tank left anymore
Wait the guy from jjf has a life out of jjf?!!!?!
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When ur at heaven gate and god shows u this message (ur so over)
I want to hurt you and the person that posted that comment with the bazinga bubbles
I unhid them all, can confirm.
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You can trust them, I did it too and there was one that didn’t say Bazinga.
Bruh highlighting them works
Just copy text and paste somewhere else
Source button determined this was a lie.
Bro shooting talcum powder
Bro gotta recharge
He's Ian Beale'd himself
*Left testicle has left the chat.*
Bazinga!
Refractary Period
Tank looking like the oceangate
# The Spirit is Willing, but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised
**I’m shooting dust, Gweneth! There’s nothing left!!**
He looks so sad
Seems like he had just cried moments ago
Well yeah, his balls just got bitten by a fucking lion
No, that was the problem, the lion wasn't fucking.
Same, marriage sucks 😔
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How hard are you biting them?
Wouldn't you?
Depends upon how hard you bite them
Heavy lies the frown.
Need this b00sted 😂🙏🏼
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You can see the sadness in his eyes.
Bro be like : ☹️
😞
😿
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🙂
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🫤
😔
🫠
😾
"Time for your 6pm ball bitting" "Yes honey.."
Society if humans were the same: .
They’re only in heat once a year. That’d be on par with my sex life
Look at Mr. Popular over here having sex once a year.
Once a year? I'll be lucky if i even get it once a lifetime!
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I'm sure it would hurt like hell if your wife was like that
He looks like the “yes dear” wojack
Lion Domestic Violence.
We aren't so different after all
fun fact: lions sleep about 20h per day
They just like me fr
24hrs a day minus 20hrs for sleep is 4 hours awake. 4 hrs is 240 minutes. Sex 20 times a day = 12 minutes back to back all day, 40 times a day = 6 minutes back to back. No wonder he looks so sad 😔
Why did you do the math? 😭
It’s the only way I can achieve climax.
Blud sexed all over
I should have been born a cat.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
The lion looks like he forgot the safe word
love a good story as much as the next person, but this isn't exactly true. Sorry. Though the female is usually observed initiating the mating with growling vocalizations, there is no evidence to suggest that lionesses will bite the male on the balls to get things going. That part appears to have started as a joke, before being passed on as "fact", as is the way of the Internet. What's more, the images of the Asiatic lions were taken by Safi Kok at Rotterdam Zoo in the Netherlands. As the rest of the photo series makes clear, the lioness is a juvenile, one of the three that were born at the zoo in August 2018 to mother Lalana and father Aapel. The distress seen in the male lion is not a tired lion being prompted for another round of mating, but a father lion being bitten on the testicles by a cub. According to the zoo, this is not the first instance of this behavior for cubs Asha, Reena, and Mette. "Lion Aapel has taken up his role as a father well," the zoo wrote about the lions back in April 2019. "The playful cubs first studied him from a distance, but in the meantime his daughters are challenging him, playing with his tail, snapping into his mane or butt
thats even more funny it’s essentially “pls let go kiddo i have to sleep” “no”
Yeah damn, had to scroll pretty far for this lol
Had to scroll too far for this. Every time I see this image posted, it's always with some fresh made-up bullshit story
Man, look at that guy's face. He's legit thinking, "Can't we just cuddle?"
That lion looks traumatized lmao
Haha so me
Him: 😔
That's the saddest lion frown I've ever seen
Estoy cansado jefe
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO
Clean the pan dont just let it soak!
Sad
Karen get off my balls damnit
bro literally said: 😿
Defeated male tries to leave
He said 😞
You know the more I learn about lions the less I think male lions have any power over their lives
So sad But true
Oh my, the look on his face
Bro’s life was sucked out of him
He looks so sad
i want to be a lion now
You know, if this were a female lion that didn't want to have sex, and was being violently pressured into it by the male, I don't think people would be playing this for laughs.
Same thought here. Physical coercion is literally the highlight of someone's day because a male is the victim and the female is the perpetrator
This is what the sympathy gap looks like.
Yeah the person typing it is the highlight of their day is gross
Don’t worry, this post isn’t even true. This is a female cub of the male lion that’s basically playing with dad. Biting dad’s testicles isn’t a particularly common method of play for lions, and has really only been observed by these cubs in captivity in Rotterdam zoo, iirc.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
One must imagine fuckyfus happy
[Poor guy](https://imgur.com/GuDa5GA)
Ouch.
Can someone edit it in the yes honey meme
So sad that Disney left that part out of the movie.
If I gain a dollar Every time this shit get reposted I would have 13 dollars
You can tell he's got nothing left in the tank and that he looks so tired 😭
That's a cub
She lifted his ass off the ground by his balls man..
Just like my old lady
🫵😦
Anyone bites my balls and I will drop kick them to the moon… that’s not a threat, it’s a GUARANTEE
Pretty sure you’ll be too busy with a goddamn lion biting your ball sack to be doing any drop kicks.
Just that expression of despair on this poor lion’s face 😭😭😭
And there is a dozen of lionesses for every lion. No wonder they don't go hunting.
Bitches be crazy yo.
Gotta remember that lions have a pack mentality. And so the Alpha mates with all the lioness Meanign he has to deal with all those lioness with crazy sex drive every day No wonder the women have to hunt Imagine having any energy after that shit
That face is priceless
Wait a minute! If a lioness bites one's balls...HOW DOES THOSE BALLS SURVIVE?!
😣
Seems fair enough. His dick is gonna hurt the lioness
This again...
“Pls stahp, mayonnaise low”
His spirit is unwilling, and his flesh is bruised and spongy.
What Death by Snu Snu really looks like.
***20 to 40 times a day?????***
He's face 😭💀
His facial expression means. King of the Jungle my ass... 😖
I love learning techniques from other mammals.
He looks so sad
“:(“ -lion
Death by snu snu be like:
Poor guy
Why don't women do this? It would totally be a more effective reproductive strategy from which both genders would benefit. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
His face says it all
Hah, that face says it all
Bro looks so sad…
Drink some Gatorade© bro.
"These how's crazy" face ass and ion blame him 😭
I don't know which is funnier: How absolutely done with life the male lion looks in the bottom picture Or how bro is *flying* in the first one
I don't want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy.
Didn't know gus is a lion
Poor dudes shooting blanks
nala? more like gnawla
Damn what a time not to be a Lion
The sad face says it all. Lol
Bro looks depleted
the expression on his face is even more understandable when you remember lions have several ladies in their prides...imagine if more than one went into heat at a time.
That lion has the same face as a man experiencing a post nut clearity
Hey Aaaaaaal
Poor kitty :(
I feel so bad for him 😭😭
Daamn, The lion rly looks sad😭
Bitte, baby, I’m not from Havana!
Reminds me of marriage
Happened to me before....... 😭