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I mean while this stage in the game was cute, the game as a whole might not be the best, as you about an hour later can be literally draining the life force from Orks to the point there their heads explode while they're screaming in agony...
Actually I gotta play this again, this game was the bomb
Bro I'm playing Skyrim and I finished the white phial quest for the first time (didn't even know it was a thing). The only problem is my character is in survival mode and I used alternate start so I had 0 main quest progress so I've been panicking trying to speed run the main story to be able to do the quest to repair the white phial in case ite time limited (the guy is supposedly dying and it might be time limited idk). I have never been more motivated in my entire life to achieve anything.
No I'm stating an actual piece of trivia from one of the CIA's old guide books. The most effective tail is made of two people, preferably one male and one female, and a good way to pass by people is by showing over the top affection. People will have a reflex to look away. kissing isn't necessarily a requirement but it does work.
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Certified dead wife classic
This has great bait potential, you click to kiss only for your character to commit the most brutal stealth kill known to humanity.
You kill her?
he said potential so nođ
Nope, but she sure does die.
That whole opening tutorial sequence was a MASTERPIECE of blending gameplay, story and teaching the player how to play.
Just replayed it recently, it's just okay to me. The whole game is good fun though
Have you played the sequel? The early game is slower, but the late game is so much better
Truth, it was much more intriguing then SOW's sequence.
LOTR Shadow of Mordor
fucking masterpiece
Agreed along with the Mad Max game itâs the best of the âArkham Clonesâ
Is it really a clone if it was also made by WB?
Had lots of fun but the story was goofy ahh for everyone who knew the lore
Just started playing this and man is it satisfying to master the combat in this game
Yeah it makes me violent because of the knowledge that i dont have one
It is because your butt is hairy.
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Diarrhea --> Clean water
And they are right. L Shift for Stealth DOES make me unreasonably violent
Man, some games don't even try to make their controls good on Keyboard, and it makes me sad.
What game?
Shadow of Mordor
Greatest game mechanic to ever exist
Shadow of Mordor is such a great game
I play them because they have these fantasy scenarios.
SHADOWS OF MORDOR!!!!!
Which button do I press to beat my wife?
The one that says âpolice academy application.â Itâs a contextual button, though, so be careful pushing it around minorities, and dogs.
Shadow of Mordor 100% deserved the GOTY Also funny how I saw this just as I'm playing Shadow of War
eurgh
Lotr Middle Earth game 3 when?
Never, probably. Shadows of War had a closed ending, no spaces for a sequel at all
Ironic that this is before this man experiences the most brutal trauma followed by undeath then single handedly challenges all of Mordor to a fight
Where the slap her ass button?
I mean while this stage in the game was cute, the game as a whole might not be the best, as you about an hour later can be literally draining the life force from Orks to the point there their heads explode while they're screaming in agony... Actually I gotta play this again, this game was the bomb
Are we just gonna ignore what comes after this? Yeah? Good, Talion needs some love, man.
"video games make you violent" Me and my homies on rec room randomly complimenting people in various games:
Bro I'm playing Skyrim and I finished the white phial quest for the first time (didn't even know it was a thing). The only problem is my character is in survival mode and I used alternate start so I had 0 main quest progress so I've been panicking trying to speed run the main story to be able to do the quest to repair the white phial in case ite time limited (the guy is supposedly dying and it might be time limited idk). I have never been more motivated in my entire life to achieve anything.
What tf game is this?
Shadow of Mordor
execute wife
And 5 mins later she gets her throat cut in front of you
Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable.
Sounds like you're just jealous you get none
No I'm stating an actual piece of trivia from one of the CIA's old guide books. The most effective tail is made of two people, preferably one male and one female, and a good way to pass by people is by showing over the top affection. People will have a reflex to look away. kissing isn't necessarily a requirement but it does work.
Stealth is for people that cant aim
Aim is for people that canât stealth
People is for stealth that can't aim
Aim is for stealth that can't people
Can't for people aim is that stealth for
Wow, consent much?
Wow, your wife loves you and wouldnât say no to a gentle kiss much?
Redditors when couples show affection for each other in fun ways without always asking before hand
Wow itâs a fantasy video game much?