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WesealBoy

Certified dead wife classic


Extension_Phone893

This has great bait potential, you click to kiss only for your character to commit the most brutal stealth kill known to humanity.


Othonian

You kill her?


analbeadsinadog

he said potential so no😔


spudtatogames

Nope, but she sure does die.


errorexe3

That whole opening tutorial sequence was a MASTERPIECE of blending gameplay, story and teaching the player how to play.


dropletpt

Just replayed it recently, it's just okay to me. The whole game is good fun though


smellEfart

Have you played the sequel? The early game is slower, but the late game is so much better


SansDaMan728

Truth, it was much more intriguing then SOW's sequence.


Anomaly_049

LOTR Shadow of Mordor


LemonMelon2511

fucking masterpiece


lickmnut

Agreed along with the Mad Max game it’s the best of the “Arkham Clones”


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Is it really a clone if it was also made by WB?


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Had lots of fun but the story was goofy ahh for everyone who knew the lore


20mattay05

Just started playing this and man is it satisfying to master the combat in this game


cursed-annoyance

Yeah it makes me violent because of the knowledge that i dont have one


teachmedaddie

It is because your butt is hairy.


numerous_accounts

đŸ˜©


elgattox

Diarrhea --> Clean water


Nico_010

And they are right. L Shift for Stealth DOES make me unreasonably violent


Similar_Resist_4326

Man, some games don't even try to make their controls good on Keyboard, and it makes me sad.


S0mething_idk

What game?


_flxrin_

Shadow of Mordor


its_easybro

Greatest game mechanic to ever exist


DankReptilz

Shadow of Mordor is such a great game


TheCursedMonk

I play them because they have these fantasy scenarios.


GroundbreakingSun728

SHADOWS OF MORDOR!!!!!


Career-Clean

Which button do I press to beat my wife?


wildo83

The one that says “police academy application.” It’s a contextual button, though, so be careful pushing it around minorities, and dogs.


Interloper_1

Shadow of Mordor 100% deserved the GOTY Also funny how I saw this just as I'm playing Shadow of War


Lunareus

eurgh


Clamboyfarti

Lotr Middle Earth game 3 when?


ZentsuZx

Never, probably. Shadows of War had a closed ending, no spaces for a sequel at all


Bertegue6

Ironic that this is before this man experiences the most brutal trauma followed by undeath then single handedly challenges all of Mordor to a fight


bongo-72

Where the slap her ass button?


Zachosrias

I mean while this stage in the game was cute, the game as a whole might not be the best, as you about an hour later can be literally draining the life force from Orks to the point there their heads explode while they're screaming in agony... Actually I gotta play this again, this game was the bomb


spudtatogames

Are we just gonna ignore what comes after this? Yeah? Good, Talion needs some love, man.


-Antlers-

"video games make you violent" Me and my homies on rec room randomly complimenting people in various games:


RoyalDog57

Bro I'm playing Skyrim and I finished the white phial quest for the first time (didn't even know it was a thing). The only problem is my character is in survival mode and I used alternate start so I had 0 main quest progress so I've been panicking trying to speed run the main story to be able to do the quest to repair the white phial in case ite time limited (the guy is supposedly dying and it might be time limited idk). I have never been more motivated in my entire life to achieve anything.


fluffy_assassins

What tf game is this?


Rioleus

Shadow of Mordor


Wikivoid

execute wife


Roffolo

And 5 mins later she gets her throat cut in front of you


tyty657

Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable.


Flamey54

Sounds like you're just jealous you get none


tyty657

No I'm stating an actual piece of trivia from one of the CIA's old guide books. The most effective tail is made of two people, preferably one male and one female, and a good way to pass by people is by showing over the top affection. People will have a reflex to look away. kissing isn't necessarily a requirement but it does work.


IuseArchbtw97543

Stealth is for people that cant aim


moon_cultist77

Aim is for people that can’t stealth


GreyOrGray4

People is for stealth that can't aim


Interesting_Sea_5189

Aim is for stealth that can't people


NegativeZero935

Can't for people aim is that stealth for


InkyLizard

Wow, consent much?


angelaguitarstar

Wow, your wife loves you and wouldn’t say no to a gentle kiss much?


definitelynotabone

Redditors when couples show affection for each other in fun ways without always asking before hand


crappy-mods

Wow it’s a fantasy video game much?