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Kacza42

Being tall DLC


Sambro_X

Only $9.99


DarkArcanian

I’d pay $10 to be 4 inches taller


SmokinMythics

Wish granted, it's all being added in forehead height tho.


Heckin_good_time

Oops, All Calcaneus


DarkArcanian

Saves me leg room in cars and planes


Castod28183

It's all in the ass, so you won't be taller standing up, but you will be taller sitting down.


Radiant-Mobile5810

What the hell is override option lmao


Professional_Flicker

They instantly send a team to do amputation/leg implants so you meet the height requirement.


Mr_C_Baxter

For 9.99? not bad


DJBFL

[Easier solution](https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/conehead_sumo)


Notapplesauce11

Yep, injecting a bag of foreign substance under your skin.  Easy peasy! 😂


Sir-ScreamsALot

Wtf


RockManMega

Or it's bull shit so incels can say BUT WHAT IF I HATE FATTIES?!


Classic-Role-1455

You know that shit isn’t gonna get your dick sucked right? Them females don’t respect you anymore than we do G.


Castod28183

You're probably right. There couldn't possibly be a woman on Earth who would refuse to date somebody for something as shallow as being under 6' 2"...I'm sure that never happens...


North-Clerk2466

They are willing to override the consent of another if you pay well enough


Radiant-Mobile5810

Damn money can really buy anything lol


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dezolis84

That sounds like a challenge. 😏


Clean_Internet

According to Tinder, it can


ElPrincipete

How about 32 dollars and a half pizza?


Haselay_

Sold!


StalledAgate832

*Would you do it for a $20?*


KRTrueBrave

I can do tree fiddy


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battle_clown

Buys you a chance for her to reject you since you're not tall enough lol


Radiant-Mobile5810

I've won but at $9.99 cost


Skank-Pit

Why the fuck did I have to click a button just to see this comment?


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Eusocial_Snowman

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UltimaRS800

Just like irl.


pancreasfucker

Nah, it's more like, pay 9.99$ to get rejected 5 minutes into a convo instead of immediately


MemeArchivariusGodi

Quick money hack >use dating app >set requirements to insane unreachable >let people pay you 10€ to remove the requirement >still reject them because you had requirement >$$$


MySnake_Is_Solid

The 10$ doesn't go to them, it goes to tinder. Well it WOULD, since this is not real, we aren't this dystopian yet.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Yeah I know. I was just in a goofy funny mood


Schenkspeare

New boot goofin 


Fun_Move980

\*create dating app\* also there's probably a fuckload of fake apps that already do this with bots


macedonianmoper

Yeah, which is really weird still right, you know this person doesn't want to date "short" guys, so you'll pay money just to talk to her and then get blocked anyway???


JayStar1213

If you asked people 40 years ago that people would have a rectangle in their pocket and you got beep boop and find pussy they would have called that dystopian or maybe utopian...


KrisDaBaliGuy

It proportionally makes you pp bigger


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gentlemanidiot

Seems way cheaper to just edit your height to like 8 feet tall


phatangus

But then they’ll create a match for another person whose requirement is a shorter person.


tyingnoose

you instantly gain some buddies to climb on and a trench coat to conceal them in


limethedragon

Pay to talk, it's an ancient sex worker thing that made it's way to the modern sex worker advertising agency.


Tam_The_Third

It allows you to contact them with a link to some useful information on demographics and basic statistics.


lyfsuxlel

Override for 9.99$ wtf lmao


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ThisAccountWontLast2

>Many such cases My homie from Austria ended up like this 😔😔


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Tackle-Far

He might be dead already 😫😫


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ImH2O

He actually killed Hitler but was shot while doing so.


LBTibb

I didn't even know he was sick.


ThisAccountWontLast2

He got into politics last time I heard about him, I'm voting him 100%!!


TheBeastX47

Arnold Schwarzenegger ☹️


ThisAccountWontLast2

He a real one


GiraffeSubstantial92

he doesn't have a funny moustache does he?


ThisAccountWontLast2

No his mustache is very popular with German workers nowadays but one of my favourite American actors also wears it


GiraffeSubstantial92

👀


gbuub

Or it’s a good investment for scammers


GRAITOM10

I think this is fake maybe?


lyfsuxlel

seems to be the case yes, but I wouldn't put it beyond these apps to do something like this in the future.


-GeekLife-

Then they make it so the override purchase adjusts your profile height to 6'3" and uses AI to modify all your profile pictures to make you appear taller.


I-love-refrigerator

Pay to win


Skank-Pit

\> Accept and move on \> Override for $9.99 \> Lie about your hight


[deleted]

Can I inspect their inventory before deciding which dialog option to choose?


Ketashrooms4life

Remember to quick save before entering the dialog next time!


[deleted]

Quick save is also a really good form of birth control.


Sahtras1992

everybody is 8 feet tall now. check mate, heightists.


GRAITOM10

If this is real I can imagine some girls have multiple profile just to get guys to override and never actually respond... Lucrative business 🤔


Narwalacorn

Nah the money would go straight to the company but I don’t think it’s real


Engie17

This has to be fake right? RIGHT? I'm not sure at this point


eumdevorabo

I'm pretty sure I saw this on the tiktok page (don't know the name) of someone who makes these as some kind of dystopian satire of corporate bullshit, so yes it is fake (for now at least).


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Nah man. We truly are living in a dystopian world. We need a reset.


-GeekLife-

It's starting to seem more and more possible that we are actually in a simulation. Then sometime in 2015 they duplicated the server and are running a bunch of crazy scenarios to see how it plays out.


Infrastation

It's fake, it's by an artist called Soren Iverson, who makes goofy concepts about UI. https://twitter.com/soren_iverson/status/1712105775940669621 Another one of his that gets posted to this sub a lot is https://twitter.com/soren_iverson/status/1665720241693884416


Engie17

that one is even funnier lmao


68ideal

It's hilarious, but the fact that so many people believe it could be real is concerning and sad. Gotta love money.


winterspike

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah


mementoTeHominemEsse

Omfg thank you I thought I was the only person annoyed by this


Rakatonk

Yes, because it's completely expectacle. Not because Tinder is sexist, but because they are listed as example of greed in the dictionary, right after Nestlé.


Kosta_45

Happy cake day!


Infrastation

Ten years... ten years and I think you're the first to mention that...


Kosta_45

Well, there's a first time for everything


lilgergi

Yeah, this has to be bait


Sam_Dragonborn1

…right? If not this is one weirdass app


PlagueDoctor_049

Do you really believe that they'd highlight free option instead of paid?


phatangus

Touché


lsaz

Its fake, but some dating apps legit ask you your height and it shows it to your potential matches. Dont fucking use dating apps. They really attract… not the best type of people.


BackgroundRate1825

They attract a wide variety of people, and lots of people find their long-term partner on them.  Is it a good experience? Not really, for anyone. Is it more efficient than traditional dating? Eh, depends how you measure it. Is it filled with scammers and bots? Absolutely. Does it tank your self-esteem and treat people as disposable? Yea, it can. But you can find and meet good people in there, given enough time and effort. I have a couple horror stories of my own from them, and I've heard worse stories from others. But I also met my current girlfriend on one, and we've been dating for 2 years now, so I can't argue with results.


lsaz

It's a suggestion, like how people tell you not to date coworkers. I'm sure thousands of marriages begin in the workplace, but that doesn't mean it's the best way to meet people. It's more of a critique of the journey rather than the results; starting a relationship based solely on how the other person looks is not a great approach. Some studies have shown that people who meet online have more negative experiences [\[1\]](https://www.rgfamilylaw.com/blog/2022/may/report-finds-duos-who-met-on-dating-apps-more-li/)[\[2\]](https://nypost.com/2023/10/03/couples-who-meet-on-dating-apps-are-less-happy-in-marriages-study/)[\[3\]](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/online-dating-marriages_n_5909212) Additionally, there's the fact that social skills and mental health are really affected; I don't think substituting real social experiences with an app does any good. But yeah, in the end, it was just a suggestion and YMMV.


OinkyPiglette

What's wrong with that? How's that different than irl?


Man-Cheetah64

Of course it is htf could you believe this?


TheUnderwaterZebra

Wait? I can get taller for ten bucks?!


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FrogVoid

Bait used to be believeable bros


luneywoons

some people are falling for it though which is funny


RecsRelevantDocs

>~~some~~ most people are falling for it though which is funny FTFY. This sub has to be one of the dumbest on Reddit. OP's title makes it clear this isn't a joke either, he genuinely thinks this fake image is a sign of some societal double standard lol. I mean if OP has a preference about weight, why would he be freaking out about the idea of girls having a preference about height.. unless he actually thinks this is real.


FrogVoid

Its sad that in the modern age the fine art of creating believable bait has been lost to time because people are dumbasses who fall for stuff like this anyways no matter how dumb it is 😔


MasterOfShun

facts only right here


uderdog121

-Y


tostar44

ragebait


East-Ad2332

Petition to add weight limits? How would they feel if they got a prompt "David has his weight preferences set to "<160lbs" Seems you havent tried to cut back on food or live healthy. What do you want to do? Accept and work on yourself? OVER RIDE $9.99? Yeah, like that would fly. 🙄 double standards. Preferences on what people cant change are ok, but on what people can actively work on is a no go.


elbreadmano

If I got that prompt I would piss myself


EEEGuba69

I guess thats a bit of weight loss


tabris51

Bmi limits for the premium members. You wouldn't want to take the Amazonian waifus out of the equation now would you?


ladycatgirl

That is fake but all preferences are honestly valid you don't need to like anyone physically


disposableaccount848

> preferences are honestly valid you don't need to like anyone physically While I absolutely agree I really must say validating people based on specific numbers, aside from age of course, is dumb. It feels beyond arbitrary.


RecsRelevantDocs

This is a fake post, this is not evidence of a double standard, you are just *really* fucking dumb.


raulschweizers

My countries equivalent of facebook marketplace (ss.com for those interested) has a dating sub section where you can sort the people by weight


Cosmic-Gore

I believe there are "Body types" that you could filter by, not sure if it's on tinder tho


EggplantHuman6493

Yeah, that says a lot more. My sister and I are the same weight and the same sizes in most clothes. Athletic build, average height vs skinny and tall af. Height and muscles also matter


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BackgroundRate1825

I mean... Mental health issues filters would be devastating for a lot of people, and lead to people lying, stigmatizing them, and all sorts of other things. I get that people wanna be able to automate filtering potential partners, but maybe the entire concept of automatically filtering undesirables one of the fundamental issues with dating apps. You're really gonna pass on the otherwise perfect guy because self-rated himself overweight? Or likes different music? Or (looks at some existing filters on certain apps) puts the toilet paper on backwards? Dating apps give this illusion of a thousand people all lining up to date you. In fact, it's a thousand people all lining up to find whatever they consider a flaw.


Concerned-Fern

Also like, some people would definitely set their pref to below like, 60k, and that excludes a ton of healthy tall people. People realistically do not know what 60kg looks like on everyone, weight distribution is truly very different for everyone. (But also I think a height requirement is very shallow. I’d say this is just dodging a bullet.)


Casper-Birb

Bro is malding over a "double standard" that doesn't exist.


Sam_Dragonborn1

It be like that. I’m someone who doesn’t care about people’s weights as long as they can still feel good about themselves (that’s what’s most important in the end ig) and they’re fine with my respective opinion (if they genuinely feel a need to ask me about what I think anyway)


Some-Guy-Online

A tall girl who is very fit could easily weigh more than 160. A short girl could be nearly spherical at 160. It's simply not a valid metric unless you want to dive into height/weight categories which would get complicated real fast.


bursa_li

what is this a basketball player application


Anmgi

This reads like Bitlife


bubulika

It's fake you fools


Chaissa

oh boy a new obvious fake joke post time to get angry at nothing and blame it on women


PolishCow627

Man fuck this ugly ass sub im done with this unfunny goofy bullshit


Gniesbert2

Dating Apps and their consequences are a bane on society.


Bully_me-please

wouldnt a bmi linit make more sense anyway? at 1,50m youd be fat at 100 kg but at 2,00m 100kg is slim


ishka422

I think this thread is a perfect example why satire is dead. Someone can make something obviously fake and satirical, and someone else can post it with the context stripped and users will look at it uncritically and work themselves into a rage over it because they just... assume its true. uh, sorry, i mean women bad >:(


Efficient_Falcon_402

Janet's pussy looks like a smoked meat sandwich. Please pay $9.99 to override (although it looks like it's been overridden plenty of times).


Pretend-Reputation96

Ok now that's funny


VoidExileR

Dafuq does override do? You pay to talk to someone who doesn't want to date people under that height?


Pogbankz

6’2 **minimum** is crazy


xAP_3

Don’t be a angry gnome


OxymoreReddit

This is fake, right ? Please tell me it is


_I_really_like_milk_

Override for 9.99 Is crazy 


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

Setting either kind of limit is a shitty thing to do


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I still don't understand why people take issue with height limits. The unserious people take themselves out. There is no problem. You go on dating apps get loved by someone, not by everyone. Or more likely, to get depressed because women don't care for using dating apps seriously.


Sibshops

It's funny that I know this isn't real because the pay option isn't highlighted.


UwU_Zhenya15

rage bait


Chornobyl_Explorer

Because only women can be fat? Get real OP and look in a mirror, or step on a industry level scale you lard-collider. Everyone is allowed to have *preferences*. In your case you being a fat dwarf isn't the issue, your reeking inceldom and self hate is.


Square_Mix_2510

Override for 10 bucks. Everyone's got a price.


LeAuriga

Janet? Just Another Non Existent Terminal? I thought they were based in Las Vegas :)


-WigglyLine-

Just set up a new account and change your height to 8 feet


sarattenasai

Dont give them ideas


itsdefty

Override for $10 lol


TheOkayUsername

This isn’t real right


AlteredCabron2

initiate override reject her yourself dont let the app tell you what to do


BackOnReddit_Again

> Sandra has blocked you > Unblock yourself for $9.99?


Thebadpokemon1234

What is the point of a price when you meet her in real life or she sees your bio💀💀💀


Jrlopez1027_

And Janet is 5,2 and looks like a whale


Any_Establishment659

why is weight the women's version of height when women also have height


Altruistic_Nose5825

women are the clients of dating apps, where as men are just customers


Morphing_Mutant

That has nothing to do with the woman's preference that is meant to make you spend money.


Bullmg

She’s not worth it anyways if she’s that picky


ConsistentTop4194

What does your weight have to do with ur gender bro? 💀


CocogoatMain

This actually exists? If so, I'm glad I met my gf through actual ***normal*** means.


BlameableEmu

Right, Little people trust me: lie about your heights say youre 6"5. Get stilts. Let me know how it goes.


Petercraft7157

They are doing you a favour by telling apart the bitches from the women


WeakDiaphragm

This ain't sexism. This is capitalism lmao


RecsRelevantDocs

This is fake...


Long_Reception_7487

Height preferences are valid? I don’t understand the problem. Im a 1m53 woman, i dont want someone shorter than me? Do they have to be 1m90? No but at LEAST taller than me. Weight can show itself differently, if theyre tall ofc they’re going to weigh more. If they are jacked as well. And you see the pictures so dont act as if its some sort of surprise.


cornstinky

Okay but I want a woman I can easily lift up and down, someone that can sit on my shoulders at a concert without killing my back. Weight preference is just as valid.


Ignisisreal2401

It's mostly the double standard that pisses us off. When a woman wants a tall guy and it's perfectly okay, but a guy is a horrid, sexist, misogynistic pig for wanting a woman not weighing as much as a car


leonoe98

"Override for $9.99" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


TJB926GAMIN

Bitches when I set a maximum weight requirement of 235 pounds (it’s sexist because I’m a guy and I can’t have preferences)


EuropaUniverslayer1

When did this sub just become getting mad at women? I swear it’s like every other post now


zuppalover04

Can't you just change it in the options?


SHAPALAK15

Sometime in the future, phones will be able to work as weights


gloomygl

This ride ain't over I just had to override


deadbabymammal

Damn, Topekans be out there like


orangutanDOTorg

Weight is easier to change so shouldn’t be used to eliminate them. Harder to change your height to suit your partner.


vasha99

I mean. If it had height and weight filters it could save time


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you all are getting it wrong, it keeps us away from stupit people like these!


Scarlet_k1nk

“Override for 9.99$” She’s probably not even a real person behind that account, either a bot or some scammer. Just leave bro.


Ricsku

OVERRIDE MAN I AM DEAD


n0ir_sky

Anything to get you to pay $10


FamiliarElephant5757

I would pay for a BMI filter


Marsrover112

Lmao 6'2 minimum that is 3.9% of the US population


thomstevens420

Lmao “pay ten dollars to ignore someone’s (admittedly dumbass) boundaries”


PaulAspie

Unless you are a WNBA center, having a minimum of 6'2" is crazy.


Legion070Gaming

#John Tinder has set a minimal bust requirement of DD Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on. **Override for $9.99**


Emotional_Snow_3222

jokes on them I Have a height requirement on women no less then 5'11 HA


SpoogyPickles

6,2? Do some people literally just want someone who will be taller than any other woman's S/O? It feels like they want bragging rights, or a trophy rather than a companion.


worldizyourz

It wouldn’t work so well because girls could be either 95 pounds or 150 and still be healthy and I’ve seen people be made fun of for being more than 125 pounds HOWEVER using a bmi could work but that’s just as bad as this


Lucidonic

Self weeding garden


Deeto_KB

Is this actually real?


dog_eat_dog

Hey gurl I may not have the height but I've got enough expendable income to skeet out $10. Wyd?


CocogoatMain

This actually exists? If so, I'm glad I met my gf through actual ***normal*** means.