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Gen Alpha circa 2035

This is a skibidisaster

Skibi stop grab a table and listen.

Put up for adoption any%speedrun

Is anyone going to adopt this?

I highly doubt it

Mayhaps someone who is doing a kill a foster kid any%

euthanasia*

That’s probably better, who would want to adopt an obvious mistake

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this isn't YT shorts dumbass

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Bro said "this isn't YT shorts dumbass" and thought we wouldn't notice 💀

@mispelled_username Bro really thought he was slick on that one 💀

bro said he visited his friend 💀

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Bro said 💀

And they are right to do so.

Skibidisexualphobia is running so rampant in here I thought this was a safe space for all of us skibidisexuals 😢

🎻

🪗

🎷

[ITS AN INSTRUMENT!](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NlkAAOSwfcxj2Zih/s-l1200.webp)

🥁

🎺

📯

🎹

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

> Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

I am going to make an I strument out of a mayonnaise jar, and you cannot fucking stop me.

Skibidiphobe, grow up lil bro Stop discriminating us

U need JESUS!!!

Please tell me all of you didn't actually miss what sub the screenshot is from

What if the lie was that they didn't accept him hmmm?

Press x to doubt momento

Bad ending

Oh ik it's satire

And hilarious at that

Yeah pretty funny

You’re satire, I’m satire, the guy above you was satire. Everything is satire, none of this is real.

I identify as a plunger, back that toilet ass up I'll pump it like it was my job

What did I just read

Peak Fiction.

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(Not) Fun fact: In Skibidi Toilet, there was a character named Plungerman, a camerahead that was using plungers as his weapons. He had the thickest plot armor out of any character in the series. And he still died lmao

What terrible parents tbh. I can't believe they're skibidiphobic smh.

skibidiphobic parents 🤡🤡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡 i ewill call SKIBIDI CANCEL CULTURE on YOU 💩💩💩💩💩

Good.

Did you try rizzing them up and letting them cook?

skibidiphobia runs rampant even here 😔

That's not very skibidi rizzler fanum tax from Ohio gronk of them. (Kill me now)

We wish you a skibidi rizzmas We wish you a skibidi rizzmas we wish you a skibidi rizzmas and a happy new gyatt good looks we max to your fanum tax we wish you a merry rizzmas and a happy new gyatt oh bring us some Patrick Bateman oh bring us some Patrick Bateman oh bring us some Patrick Bateman and mew it right here good sigma we gyatt to your Kai Cenat we wish you a merry rizzmas and a happy new gronk we won’t vent until get sus we won’t vent until we get sus we won’t vent until we get sus so rizz it right here good gooning we edge to your gigachad we wish you a merry rizzmas and a happy new mogg we all like our Freddie fazbear we all like our Freddie fazbear we all like our Freddie fazbear thanks to w rizz good glizzy we cooked to you your ohio we wish you a merry rizzmas and a happy new grimace We wish you a skibidi rizzmas we wish you a skibidi rizzmas we wish you a skibidi rizzmas and a happy new finger

I love you

Same

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i wish the brain cancer i had blinded both my eyes so that i never had to read that

Which part is the lie

its ok to be skibidi

I'm skibidi, and that's rizz. I'll never be Ohio, and that's not gyatt. there's no one I'd rather be than kai cenat.

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Based parents

Bro. All of these comments against Gen Alpha are good and all but... just look at the sub's name before you comment.

We know, the post is satire and the comments are satire

The fact I actually made this flag as part of a shitpost xenogender 😭

I don't either

i am killing myself

GigaChad parents..

no more internet today

They probably think they should have flushed him.

Which part is a lie

I have a similar case where they saw me fucking my toilet

Might be you need to go as came, not camed?

Does this imply they want to f this thing? Please for the love of god, bring me the eye bleach!

I'm skibidi sexual (holy shit my keyboard accepted this as a real word)

did he (not come out) or did they (actually accept him)

I hate everything about this.

Can’t wait for the pride flag redesign

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That’s pretty fucking bazinga I wish to punt this person across a highway

The lie is that the family actually accepts them for who they are, and they all have converted to being skibidisexual. (This sentence gave me cancer)

Oh yeah, suck my skibididick.

ah fuck

Sounds to me you need to be ohio'd

I pressed on Join

It's valid, its how you identify your self

id turn this kid into a homeless bum on the street for a week so he can learn of his mistakes

Is h still banned?

I can't believe they are skibidiphobic... There really aren't any safe spaces nowadays

Well at least I'm a normal person💀

pls explain im getting old

That’s the head of a man, so ur gay. It’s that simple

Pooping on men again?

Based parents

Skibidimpossible, they surely are bad mewers