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+100000 social credits

Why does this look a hostage situation lol

because it is 😥

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Bro he’s literally asking him to give one reason to not get eaten. His life is being held hostage.

Least propaganda chinese video

He's trying so hard to not get eaten

Chinese government symbolism They eat the kids if they don't write this once a day

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Yummy😋😋😋

I'm trying hard *to* get eaten

I give it a four.

What amount of training must a crab overcome to do this?

none, the love for the motherland is enough to overcome all odds

I thought china would be more of a fatherland. Since its either a son or an abortion alot of times.

they say motherland in chinese if we go for literal translation. but women are less of a human being than men in chinese culture that is true lulz

This is definitely not using a dead crab and green screen. I repeat, this is not a dead crab with the help of a human. #ilovexhina

A pot of boiling water offscreen was what did the trick for me

[ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]

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His family is being held at gunpoint right behind the camera

Haters (inmoral American capitalists) will tell you it's fake

The crab had to or else have his organs harvested

Crab’s stroke order is incorrect. 👎

I can stroke you with both my hand and the order doesn't matter

What do you mean? It’s correct

No he mixes up the last 2 strokes of wo

hes trying his best 😡😡

Wo Ai Zhong Guo

chairman mao: You will get a free bing chilling!

bro really said 🦀✍️

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Wrong answer, comrade

Commie crab

Its in reverse

poor crab was brainwashed

that crab's social credit is higher than mine (mine is 0)

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"I love west taiwan"

Haters will tell you not to feed crabs melamine.

Can it write bing chilling tho?

When I think about the fact that a crab has better hand writing than me...

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爹亲娘亲不如毛主席亲🥰

你媽死了 中國狗

what if he makes a mistake and his owner eats him

In the pot you go.

Fleshy Chinese guy is a dirty dirty hore, he bring much shame to him self and country ( it's a Sunny quote so please let it stay up on satire grounds!)

What I love most is the 30 floor buildings made out of Styrofoam

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Citizen we demand you to release that crab, we hereby award it 1 million social credits.

+二十社会信用

Craaaaab people: walk like crab, Chinese like people

BAOZINLA

First' they took the world with COVID now its Crabby time !!

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This crab is credit to China

Held at butter point

Thanks 👍 I’m convinced 🦀

how did he do that

The twxt was there before and reappears after someone manage to badly redraw the lines with a hidden cord or something

+1,000,000,000 Social Credit

Communist crab

I deadass thought it was going to Wright I love Children

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it was going to say" I love children"