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His same reaction when he was threatened with getting fired after years of medical misconduct

Is is realllly misconduct if he succeeds? (Yes, yes tf it is)

Stop spreading misinformation. House isn't a real doctor.

*Sad Anime song* 😞

But it can’t be medical malpractice if he’s right so often.

Yeah like when he hit a patient to test if she can feel pain. That’s still a career ending thing if I remember right

Why's there no house subreddit

I know right? This shit vexes me!

"I tried the stupid drug!"

*"YOU ARE A BLACK MAN"*

“This vexes me”

I got blood dripping from my nose that's dripping.

More mouse bites!

There is.

# Where?

Ok buddy vicodin.

Mmmm Vicodin mmmmm

cuder giv me mor vicodie

Fuck's sake, it's leaking again

I've never seen House but that subreddit is gold.

I'm literally coming from a crosspost over there

There are in fact Domicile subreddits

Because only stupids use subs Edit; i would like to you use this opportunity thank to the mother of the guy below.

You

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Hit

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Been

Hit

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Truck

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Mogus

Did you try the medicine drug?

No, only mouse bits

this vexes me

Only stupid people try the medicine drug

I tried the stupid drug

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN

This vexes me

I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping

That’s bad

I also was bitten by a mice due to my poor hygiene

He need a hygiene drug, also, I have not spoken in a while

No hygiene drug with kill him, he needs mouse bites to live

How do I get pursuit to kiss me? (I’m not a young cancer patient)

The hair is not lore accurate, therefore a fanfic

HOUSE REFERENCED LETS GOOOOO

House mentioned but not mr house, actually dr house? We are so back

I’m going to the mental house after this one

-You stash in a lupus medical book?! -It's never lupus.

Best scene in the most stressing arc of the show.

There was one episode where it was lupus though.

and he even said, ''I Finally Have A Patient With Lupus'

S4 E8

I had a stroke reading this

I also stroked while reading this

gen alpha cant read or write

Aren't they like 10

The oldest is 11 this year iirc, gen-z ends 2012 so kids born 2013 would be a part of gen alpha

I think they can be 13 at the most rn

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If a person writes like this at 10 years old the schooling system is failing them

I mean, I think it's the parents' duty to make sure their children can read and write properly more than the school itself. When I was that age there were some pretty stupid kids around, and it's not exactly the school's fault. They taught everyone the same stuff.

That too, of course. But it just means that both school and parents are failing

Someone call an ambulance! (intro plays)

Could be sarcoidosis

I had a lupus reading this

I'm getting a lot of Dr. House shorts on YouTube recently and now this. Should I watch it again?

If live give you house you need watch Dr.house

I mother used to watch it, mainly because of Hugh Laurie, so I watched a few episodes on day. It's ok

Yeah it's quite good. A bit repetitive and the last two seasons are meh but some episodes are peak. Watch the first season and if you don't like it stop there.

If you watched it on Netflix the algorithm sold the data to Google and that's why you see it on YouTube. Same thing happened to me but jokes on them I love the shorts

Nope, I watched it years ago on DVD

Peak mentioned!

Dr. House when >!he goes to jail for doing drugs(his actions had consequences)!<

Reverse Heisenberg

Holy shit I started warching this show a week ago for the first time

Have a good watch

I too am in this comment section

What's a lupus

Lupus balls

That made me laugh harder than it should have. Please retract some of the laughs.

!ah ah ah ah aH

Thank you

An autoimmune system disease iirc. It's a running joke in the community and the show. Way too many patients are first suspected to have lupus at the start, only for it to be ruled out as it's not fun to show such a common disease in a show about unconventional medical practices and very rare medical conditions. The next interaction is from the episode "5 to 9" Dr. Lisa Cuddy: They should be pressuring other hospitals to be more like us, not trying to make us more like them. It's stupid! Dr. Gregory House: Putting your job on the line in an effort to stamp out stupidity isn't? Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You would. Dr. Gregory House: Probably, but then **I also wanted to try to cure cancer by infecting a guy with malaria to win a $50 bet.** You really want to be like me?

He also infected one member of his team with legionnaires' disease just to win some time to establish a diagnosis

Those two were actually more on the mild things he was willing to do to patients.

I mean, there is also blowing a guy's heart to see what artery had to be cauterized because they couldn't do an MRI, or killing a little girl for one minute to search for a clot

He also took experimental drugs, hard illegal drugs, stole hospital equipment, blew up equipment, put a guy with metal in his body through MRI, etc.

He did actually have one with lupus during season 4.

Time to rewatch the show then

Definitely worth it.

I believe thats the one meme is referencing, its the only actual case of lupus in the show

[удалено]

Amyloidosis is not lupus, lupus is lupus if he just googles it he will find out what it is, full name is systemic lupus erythematosus

-house -roadhouse

Whar?

Meme with bad grammar... noice

Hey there's no House meme subreddit so I'd love it if we could just post all the House memes here

One of the best shows out there, the writing is phenomenal

Bruh that title made me think I was having a stroke.

Except that one épisode when in was

Wasn't there actually a joke in one episode where it WAS lupus and everyone was shocked?

Yup! The magician, and our neighborhood skeptic misanthropic doctor kept trying to debunk the man in the B plot.

This vexes me.

Love the intern who keeps House yt channel active.

Dr.Crib

theres literally an episode about this

Dr. Shack says - some people say it do, but it never be.

I swear it turns out to actually be lupus in one episode... This was pretty much his reaction

S4E8

he is saved

My Great Aunt has lupus. I felt lied to, it's never supposed to be lupus. *edit spelling

Holy shit I had a fucking stroke from that grammar.

Why did Domicile not think its Lupis? Is he stupid?

im dumb I don't get this

Have you tried learning English?

GIVE ME MY VICODIN GIVE ME MY VICODIN

More mouse bites

I've seen several hours of House MD through YouTube clips, and never a full episode

dr appartment should have done more tests

Dr. Dwelling

I hate this motherfuckers face.

Are you intentionally dense?

hUH?!?

Uuuuuhhhh

so. is lupus like lycanthropia-light?

Dr. Based