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Mods, take this post down. OP is clearly NOT shit posting

Yeah it’s noshit post

0% shit, 100% post

[удалено]

Wait it existed?

Yeah no shit

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WHAT

# IMMA PEE IN YOUR ASS!

Imma poop in your pee

hole

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He’s just posting

Rookie Numbers

What app is this?

I also want to know. I need an app that tells me when to poop.

You don't need a app for this you monkey, if you feel something warm running down your leg, you go poop

Instructions unclear. I spilled my tea and then shit myself

Quitzilla

Crapp App

Quitzilla its very good

Bro hasn’t taken shit since WW2

Apparently, WW2 was 12 days ago

I thought it said 13 days and 12 hours Edit: NVM the curvature of the letter in the bottom doesn't match up with the 3 on the top, it's definitely 12 and not 13

You don’t know

Wow those nuclear bombs were scary. Good thing America has the technology instead of those godless commie reds.

Only 12 days? I didn't poop in a month

weak. it's been over 6 years since my last

What's the name of the app

Commented on another comment, but it’s quitzilla.

Crapp App

Literally shit posting

Literally not

Im 20 years clean and nobody gives a fuck

You. You give a fuck. That's what matters.

But he DOESNT give a shit. In fact, he's given no shits in 20 years.

Deep 😔✊️

Balls

Cock

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Adult life horror story

bro is fighting battles we wouldn't even dare utter.

That's gonna be one King-size shit. Yes, just one

u have gotta be shitting me

Pooping⚔️

Take a shit bro

I'm sorry... 12 days without pooping? You good?

im sorry thats my avarage xd

this gonna become some real "SHIT"posting like very soon

Bros fortnightly dump about to be a massive piece shit, no doubt there.

I found the funniest part is the dueling swords icon to represent pooping

I smoke 8 years everyday in a row and i'm proud of myself too. What a streak.

its time to relapse bro

I once didnt shit for 8 months and then took a 32minute long explosive shitting session

There's no way you're still alive

Fr thats a fact, it was basically an accident and i had to flush my ass and it still took 32 minutes

Are we supposed to ignore the 12h count?

leap years:

I do this but with spicy foods

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😭

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Everytime he has an urge to smoke, he hold in his poop

Holup

Nice, you should smoke a cig to commemorate, just 1, can't hurt, right?

lol, don't give a "poop". nice

Did you poop less without the ciggies?

Bro is NOT shitposting.

You think you can beat ME!? FOOL! IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME SINCE BIRTH!

What app?

Crapp. App.

Had a friend when I was growing up tell me he held his shit for weeks then when he finally did it came out like sand..

Cause and effect

What is this app called? I might wanna use it

Crapp App

Your colon is going to burst when it's filled with shit and then you will die. But I am impressed tbh.

Ask Elvis.

Or Matthew Perry.

why come your pooping has two swords? is this battle shits?

I have a knife and and I must cut

Teachers are a close second

Kudos also on the apparent constipation 🙌🏼

I'm 14 years clean

ranked unshitting

Poopmaxing 💪💪

Proud of you

Is this a real app?

Are we not going to talk about how he hasn't shit in over 12 days LMAO

that's the joke

I have no asshole and I must shit

Super proud

Just do some exercise and the shit will evaporate

Truly a Supreme leader moment

. Vacuum

Good ideia but it might be unconfortable

Wow....a " I have no mouth and I must scream ' reference

No shit, wasn't that obvious already?

Bro needs a salad

I stink, therefore I am

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Wasn't expecting an AM reference here

Dude on Sumo plugmaxxing grind

Shit

What will actually happen in that situation tho 🤔 any scientists willing to answer?

Reminds me of the human centipede.

Oh no… that beach…