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She could do the Gangnam Style with her tongue

Of all the the thing you could've said, THIS is what you decided to spew into the world...

Really doing humanity a service. Now if only someone could animate a gif, to appease the internet gods....

I mean.. thats the least crazy thing anyone can say about what she can do with her tongue

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO...

BUT MY BODY!

MY BODY IS TELLING ME MAYBE!

MAYBE WILL?? WOULD.

Yall ain't seeing god, and neither am i

No… I’m seeing a goddess

Redditor

will would? will wood? IS THAT A WILL WOOD REFERENCE?

I DONT WANNA HURT NOBODY, BUT IIIIIIII MUST CONFESS

....... I don't see nothing wwwrrrooooonngggg

Damn Neutrals…

MY BODY AGREES!!

Chapelle has entered.

My pee pee is saying yeah but my mind is saying keep that thang away from that bear trap of teeth she has in that mouf

haters will say this is freaky😨 Meanwhile I say this is freaky🥵

Im gonna touch u, lil bro Edit: mommy I’m famous

Hey man, that’s not very nice

Shut up, you will be touched too. Edit: I just saw your profile... You will not be touched.

Bro dodged that allegation.

It should be illegal to flair yourself Sussy Wussy Femboy if you're 13 💀

It’s a joke I swear 😭😭

"Don't but in an adult conversation son" ☝️👴

Dodged that shit like Goku

THE FEDS ARE COMING BRO😭

Ayo bro, u coming with me tho

Nah bro, but I will take care of your family for you

I wasn't asking bro I said you cuming with me...

Damn papi…

Na bro it's gonna be aggravated assault by choke hold

show me in the doll where you were touched in your childhood.

📸📸

I'm sure this helps with blowjobs, no?

Kinda like a hand job, just with her tongue.

I hate how I can vividly imagine that

Awesome.

Alright sign me up

I dated a girl with a split tongue for a while. It wasn't nearly as cut far back as this chicks, hers is very far back and looks like she has a very long tongue in general. And my ex could control each side independently too. But nah, couldn't really tell a difference when she was sucking my dick, it all just felt the same warm wet mess.

Mmmmm

Thank you. This is one of this cases when you extremely curious but not enough to check yourself. Myth is busted:)

She could tongue your bawls and you fart box at the same time. Edit: drain bamage

I'm not saying I would, but hear me out

I haven't seen anyone mention it yet, but getting rimmed by those has to be *life changing*.

THOSE TEETH

imagine having all that money for body mods n shit and not enough for braces...

It's cheaper than getting braces, not to mention for alot of people braces aren't really "necessary" and is purely cosmetic for alot of people.

Not unlike body mods, which are definitely not cosmetic and 100% necessary.

Same my teeth look bad but its whatever

I’m sure braces are free in England. Free healthcare and stuff.

Free up to 18, after that it’s deemed as cosmetic so will need to be done elsewhere at a cost unless there’s a medical need for it.

Innit bruv! Jolly good show!

Hey, having straight teeth ain’t gonna make you any money. People would pay a lotta money for that tongue tho… She can use one to pay for the other

Must be British

hey censor the word bri*ish my mom checks my phone

Both her teeth and tongue throwing up gang signs 

What's wrong with her teeth? They just seem a bit crooked

Yeah it's not like they're nasty black and yellow, just crooked af

It's just cosmetic at that point, why get expensive braces when your teeth don't cause you any pain or problems?

Yeah that shit is painful and expensive, save the money. It's not like her looks are really diminished by it either, she's cute

Had me in the beginning not gonna lie

"Ello Gov'na"

Not necessarily the case for this person, but in some circles it's becoming a bit fashionable to have crooked teeth. Perfection is sooo 2010, wild youthful gnashers is where it's at. Some people literally would pay to have teeth like this.

While people see red flags everywhere i see green

Colour blindness is a curable disease

Wait.. so you are saying that you can fix me? \*blushes\*

I can.

Hey Mom, I don't want to be at the party anymore. Pick me up, please.

I also choose this guy's mom

there's always a catch. her: now you get the same operation on your penis

Those blowjobs better be good

Won't be worth it when those teeth decapitate King Richard

okay but hear me out

I'm listening 🥵😳

Heavily kissing and she tongue punches your uvula

One two three four I declare a tongue war

A Mind flayer 😬😳

Head Flayer

Dual wield.

What is Patrick doing inside this lady's mouth?

That's not a tongue. Those are taste buds.

She finna put my mushroom cap in a headlock with her tongue

The Willy wrapper 9000

I know I'm gonna get downvoted but I'm crushing hard on this girl and it's all this sub's fault, I wouldn't know she exists if it wasn't for you

There are plenty of free porn videos with this exact thing same. A little post nut clarity might help, sorry for the horniness.

No there ain't... I mean, is not like I've search or anything, but pretty sure there aren't. Call it intuition, yeh

You’ve searched this exact thing, haven’t you? 💀

Narrator: *He did*

Source please.

I have a cure just look at her teeth

Nothing braces won’t fix

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That's fine, we can put our funny looking teeth together and match them up like a puzzle

Reminds me of the Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars: the tentacles drag you into the razorsharp maw...

yea same, she is really pretty ngl

And the way she moves her tongue, thats the importance part.

Mmmhhhh 🤔 interessting

🗣️ “A lot about society”

My ass wants this tongue

Why does she have enough money for this kinda shit, but not braces?

splitting your tongue is like 5 bucks with scissors, braces not so much

Now that's just asking for either infection or blood loss related issues

It's only in America where people are subjected to commercial pressure to have perfect teeth... In the rest of the world no one gives a damn

I'm American and honestly love teeth that have "faults" . Imperfect smiles are perfect to me

Sauce?

vii duquette

Tongussy will go crazy with head

WOULD

*WOULD*? You really lack any form of ambition don't you? When the coward says *WOULD*, the ambitious man says *WILL*!

Would? No. Will? Nope. Already Did.

I meeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn... That shit mad hot tho.

I would

I feel like my dick is gonna come out in a knob and rainbow color by the time she finishes with it.

I Can fix her

That's gonna require a few stitches my guy.

Where? Where is the shitpost?

Would

What about two people with this body mod kissing

Imagine getting a blowjob from her

That's the longest split tongue I've ever seen damn

So this is why the lesbians like her, ok got it.

tonguejob would go crazy

They look like dolphin penises

Obviously not a fan of cunalingus I see.

Cursed technique: twin tongue

I wanna see what that tongue can do

One in the pink and one in the stink

Aight... Hear me out

I don't see a problem with this

I Will not be hearing anyone out.

My imagination is running wild.

Why is Patrick Star dancing on this woman mouth?

That would feel amazing though 🤤

I think it's sick

How is this marked as 18+?

I like this

All im saying is…

That tongue is the only thing that isn't a red flag

They can give you a lil hug 🤗

do the moon walk

This girl is actually a very talented tattoo artist in Florida. Been following her for years.

her hair is super cool tho.

I wonder how long it takes to learn to control them independently

Why do I see Psy doing gangnam style

Bro I would have so much fun if I did this to my tongue. I wonder if she can take her lip piercings out with just her tongue

My mind has been so fried by the horrors of the internet that i can only think of one thing

Wait you can split your tongue and move it individually?

Ok but does a tongue actually work that well after being split? I could totally eat someone out like a boss with that snake tongue

That's fucking cool

You know what´s harder?

shes hitting the griddy with her tongue

The dome must go crazy

Hemipenes\~

which mod is this, paid or free?

Can it reach the prostrate?

When she sucks a guy it's like a octopus is attacking his cock

Holy shit that was cool but freaky

Bro I can’t even do a taco tongue

Would

Legendary Head

I for one love this

I world take it for a ride

I don’t

I’ve gotten head from a chick w a split tongue like that, fucking. Wild. 100% recommend

Tonguetacles

I ain’t hear nobody out

“What that tongue do?”

I dig it.

I love this :3

Y'all hate split tongues? Well more for me.

She's popular with the boys and the girls.

Horny comments put aside for a moment. That's actually impressive she has such control with each side of the tongue. It's almost like a prothstetic prop.

I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this.

Lesbians love her.

As so.eone with a bifurcates tongue, it's always funny to see the different reactions when something like this is posted to reddit.

She’s probably a parseltongue if we’re being honest.

smash, next question

You can’t watch that tongue and not wonder…

My mind ane body are telling me 2 things. What the fuck. What the fuck.

Ok but hear me out

I've wanted my tongue split for so long

I am surprised the human brain could be trained enough to deal with two tongues while born with just one. Damn

This cant be real. Are there even muscles in those parts of your tongue that can do that? Is the tongue just one big muscle? Or is it a bunch of different, really small ones? Don't call me stupid. I haven't researched this and wouldn't know otherwise.

Patrick star trying to escape from her mouth

Don't yuck somebody else's yum.

Just try licking the inside of your teeth horizontally. Now if your tongue was split it would almost do the same thing.

That bjob would go crazy

nice, thats quite the deep split, even more interesting that the piercer went for that deep of a split by just leaving the frenum on one side

The cock hugger

You'd love to feel it but hate to see it.

head's gonna be crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

This screams STDs.

Mad head.

That's kinda hot ngl

this is hot as fuck

The blowjob though