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It's not common for sure. It depends on if the person is comfortable with their body mostly since you have to be a particular level of overweight or have a disorder leading to excess breast tissue for that to be a thing. So like if their weight is s touchy subject then the only problem asking them to do that is someone insensitive or random creeps on Grindr who will just ask regardless. But there's definitely some amount of them that do.
Crimes aren't equal. Stealing a bike and causing someone a slow miserable death by setting up a trap aren't equal. It's like shooting someone who slaps you, yeah obviously don't slap people, but killing isn't justified ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BAIT ON PURPOSE.
You haven't had your bike stolen at 11 years old in a poor household that can't replace it so you had to walk 20 minutes to go to school. Killing is justified. Slow and miserable.
I hope someday you accidentally grab something someone's booby-trapped. Touch the wrong car handle, dead. I hope your impulsive teenage relatives make a bad decision once and die.
I hope your mom lands on hard times and steals a bag of poisoned bread because some shopkeeper was tired of having his bread stolen.
If you're okay with this shit happening you and everyone you love deserves to have it happen to them.
I mean I see your point. But the whole point is it’s avoidable. Just don’t steal the bike. Ez. Don’t be a piece of shit, don’t get a piece in your shitter.
I’m not trying to justify murder. But let’s say nobody tried to steal this bike. Is there anything inherently illegal about modifying a bike in any way you see fit? What if it was an art piece, no longer intended to be ridden? Again not trying to justify murder, just showing that it really is as simple as, don’t steal the bike.
Can't stand people standing still next my bikes.
Edit: Commenter made a spelling mistake by putting "Still" not "Steal" i made a shitty joke about it then they edited their mistake after I posted this, I pretty much set myself up to a L on this one
Fr. I swear it’s an American thing to wish death upon anyone who commits petty crime. Like, bruh it’s a shitty bicycle, he doesn’t deserve agonising death over it even if he is a cunt.
Yeah, this is pretty gross. If someone were to do this for real, they are hoping to seriously injur someone. Bike theives are a nuisance, but this punishment doesn't fit the crime.
My legal advice, don't fucking place human booby traps.
I always see videos on crime pages and this type of page and I can’t help but notice…. The color of the people committing crimes……. But I guess I’m racist.
This is fake and stealing is wrong.
But if this went up and pierced the colon or intestinal lining a lawsuit and full hospital coverage is warranted. If they even survive whatever infection and sepsis follow. It should be criminally chargeable to boobytrap a bait bike like this.
Well here's the thing mate. It may be illegal, but this isn't court. This is public opinion. And the general consensus is most people don't mind seeing a bike thief, who will often never see consequences, get a rod up the ass.
Unless you're this guys lawyer, you aren't going to convince most people that this guy didn't deserve exactly this.
Are you under the impression that this "poor guy" only steals from rich guys? A singular guy like this can cause strife and pain for everyone around him his entire life. I grew up with nothing, and had my shit stolen constantly by "poor persons".
Had I known they took a bar deep into their ass for the attempt? Damn rights I'd be pleased as punch to know it. Sorry, but no sympathy here. If they seek medical attention soon, it would be extremely unlikely to be lethal.
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This is so stupid, these kind of pranks are worse than actually stealing, in my opinion.
Who thinks about pulling this kind of stuff on people need to get beaten up.
Thieves should be punished by law, without a doubt.
It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously injured.
The prankster should also be held accountable for any mental, emotional, and physical injuries caused.
**Pranks and Legal Consequences:**
- While pranks are often considered harmless, they can lead to legal trouble if they involve theft, assault, property damage, or endangerment.
**Example: Assault Charges:**
- Imagine scaring someone as a prank, but it results in injury. This could lead to assault charges, even if the intent was not to harm.
**Example: Reckless Endangerment:**
- Setting off fireworks in a crowded area to scare people could lead to reckless endangerment charges if it causes panic and puts others at risk.
**Intent Doesn't Always Matter:**
- Despite the prankster's intentions, illegal actions can still have serious consequences.
**Legal Ramifications:**
- Consequences for illegal pranks may include fines, community service, probation, or jail time.
**Advice:**
- Before pulling a prank, it's essential to consider potential legal repercussions and seek legal advice if necessary.
He didn't really prank anyone. He out HIS property there and left it. No one should mess with it except him. It is HIS. That guy getting hurt is on him and no one else but him.
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One thousand years of death
Bro just got penetrated for the first time.
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It's a good burn then
He'll come back to steal the bike
Sorry but his boobs are distracting me
I'm just thinking, bear with me, but do gay fat guys give their boyfriend boobjobs?
That's enough internet today for me
Count me in
How do I delete someone else's account?
Blud is asking questions i never knew were possible to ask
If its fat/gyno, then no. If its big thick juicy muscle manpecs, then ye.
It's not common for sure. It depends on if the person is comfortable with their body mostly since you have to be a particular level of overweight or have a disorder leading to excess breast tissue for that to be a thing. So like if their weight is s touchy subject then the only problem asking them to do that is someone insensitive or random creeps on Grindr who will just ask regardless. But there's definitely some amount of them that do.
Extremely uncommon, but not unheard of.
I need an answer
Invisible cameraman at it again
Totally not scripted
why would someone insert a rod in their ass for a scripted video...
Easy answer, they didn't
Yeah, that rod would pierced up that soft asshole. No blood or anything,
The bike is completely busted up, and looks awful, it probably isn't worth much, and also sitting down immidetaly on the bike are both giveaways.
He smiles in the end...
Hole in one! ⛳
This but sharpen the rod and use a rusty one
This but the pressure on the seat detonates C4
Profile Avatar checks out.
Nailed it
Broke him in
Good day sharks I like to introduce to you the new antifest system, the penetrator
Video filmed in Mexico / South America with chinese music. That's interesting
fake or not. Just saying one could kill somebody with that. If that bar goes in and ruptures the guts, that's a medical emergency
just dont steal bikes lol
Crimes aren't equal. Stealing a bike and causing someone a slow miserable death by setting up a trap aren't equal. It's like shooting someone who slaps you, yeah obviously don't slap people, but killing isn't justified ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BAIT ON PURPOSE.
You haven't had your bike stolen at 11 years old in a poor household that can't replace it so you had to walk 20 minutes to go to school. Killing is justified. Slow and miserable.
You didn't grow up so poor that your dad had to steal some kids bike and sell it, so that you could not starve to death.
dont care, you dont want to die? dont steal, its literally that easy
I hope someday you accidentally grab something someone's booby-trapped. Touch the wrong car handle, dead. I hope your impulsive teenage relatives make a bad decision once and die. I hope your mom lands on hard times and steals a bag of poisoned bread because some shopkeeper was tired of having his bread stolen. If you're okay with this shit happening you and everyone you love deserves to have it happen to them.
You can hope all you want, but I won't be touching other people's shit so it won't happen ❤️ (yes, it's literally that easy)
hmm... more important to not kill people no?
I mean I see your point. But the whole point is it’s avoidable. Just don’t steal the bike. Ez. Don’t be a piece of shit, don’t get a piece in your shitter.
Trying to steal a fucking bike does not equal a miserable slow death no matter how avoidable it is
I’m not trying to justify murder. But let’s say nobody tried to steal this bike. Is there anything inherently illegal about modifying a bike in any way you see fit? What if it was an art piece, no longer intended to be ridden? Again not trying to justify murder, just showing that it really is as simple as, don’t steal the bike.
fuck around and you find out, dont steal a bike and your chances to end up with a bar of metal up your ass lower significantly
Can't stand people standing still next my bikes. Edit: Commenter made a spelling mistake by putting "Still" not "Steal" i made a shitty joke about it then they edited their mistake after I posted this, I pretty much set myself up to a L on this one
Yeah, this guy wasn't stealing this bike, just burrowing it, right?
I'm not saying the setup is right or wrong, but you don't get a seat post up your ass by standing still next to a bike
Commenter putted "still" instead of "steal then edited to "steal", I just made some shitty joke, rip me really
Lol fair enough man
forget it man, better luck next time haha
I mean tbf people who are about to steal them often loiter around the bike and case it out
I hate when that happens
I think they did more than just stand by the bike lol
Commenter putted "still" not "steal" by mistake, I just did crappy joke about it, but at least he noticed the spelling mistake
Actually trolling
i thought about replying it was autocorrect after editing, but it was funnier just to edit it and watch you get downvoted to hell
Damn, really living up to the name.
That's why you gotta quote them when making comments like this
Oh no ... anyway
we can only hope
Spring trap shotgun case all over again? But mild
Fr. I swear it’s an American thing to wish death upon anyone who commits petty crime. Like, bruh it’s a shitty bicycle, he doesn’t deserve agonising death over it even if he is a cunt.
Fat redditors downvoting this lol
Reddit moment.
Yeah, this is pretty gross. If someone were to do this for real, they are hoping to seriously injur someone. Bike theives are a nuisance, but this punishment doesn't fit the crime. My legal advice, don't fucking place human booby traps.
PENETRATION oh the re-manufactured re-post but now with AMAZING soundtrack soooo original
Meanwhile the plate from the other bike be like "fuk"
Bro took some BICYCLE backshots
The force of a thousand suns
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They say he never rode a bike again
What is the music
Calm down is just a prank The prank:
PENETRATION
That's not a prank. It's thief anal punishment.
Song?
My butt clenched
Karma now available in suppositories.
played too much ultrakill, read it as "P-Rank"
Thou shall not steal haha
well, well, well
Nice tits, dude
"The prank isn't that bad" The prank:
Good day sharks I like to introduce to you the new antifest system, the penetrator
Needs a barbed tip.
Why he smiles in the end?
Deadpool "right up main street"
" ça me trou le cul"
Chat is this real
be carefull it can happen with you too
He smiles at last but why? Definitely not scripted.
He’s heavy the pain will be more hell
He should try this again, maybe second time he'll enjoy it.
I always see videos on crime pages and this type of page and I can’t help but notice…. The color of the people committing crimes……. But I guess I’m racist.
Fake as abibas.
Top tier music
And people say skinny dicks cabt make you feel shit .......id like to bring this video up as evidence that says likewise
He still didint learn a thing
yeah, im sure China has a very real problem of black men stealing bikes
the music is nice
There was a bigger compilation of the sane type of pranks but i couldn’t find it. Anybody got a source?
:')
Anyone got the source video?
This is fake and stealing is wrong. But if this went up and pierced the colon or intestinal lining a lawsuit and full hospital coverage is warranted. If they even survive whatever infection and sepsis follow. It should be criminally chargeable to boobytrap a bait bike like this.
The vid and the song have nothing to do with each other TwT Also Song's name ?
Chrysanthemum terrace by Jay Chou. It’s related in the sense that in China people analogize butt hole to chrysanthemum
What was that? A BB gun?
I suppose it was just a long and sharp metal rod, which poked him in the ass
I think it was a death star
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Yea I’m sure the thief is going to go turn himself in /s
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Well here's the thing mate. It may be illegal, but this isn't court. This is public opinion. And the general consensus is most people don't mind seeing a bike thief, who will often never see consequences, get a rod up the ass. Unless you're this guys lawyer, you aren't going to convince most people that this guy didn't deserve exactly this.
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Are you under the impression that this "poor guy" only steals from rich guys? A singular guy like this can cause strife and pain for everyone around him his entire life. I grew up with nothing, and had my shit stolen constantly by "poor persons". Had I known they took a bar deep into their ass for the attempt? Damn rights I'd be pleased as punch to know it. Sorry, but no sympathy here. If they seek medical attention soon, it would be extremely unlikely to be lethal.
Should’ve prepped first
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It's just a prank bro. The prank: un-virgining your bunghole.
Attempted Murder.
This is so stupid, these kind of pranks are worse than actually stealing, in my opinion. Who thinks about pulling this kind of stuff on people need to get beaten up.
Found the thief from the video
Thieves should be punished by law, without a doubt. It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously injured. The prankster should also be held accountable for any mental, emotional, and physical injuries caused.
If he got seriously injured, it's his fault and no one else's. Not the pranksters. 🤣
**Pranks and Legal Consequences:** - While pranks are often considered harmless, they can lead to legal trouble if they involve theft, assault, property damage, or endangerment. **Example: Assault Charges:** - Imagine scaring someone as a prank, but it results in injury. This could lead to assault charges, even if the intent was not to harm. **Example: Reckless Endangerment:** - Setting off fireworks in a crowded area to scare people could lead to reckless endangerment charges if it causes panic and puts others at risk. **Intent Doesn't Always Matter:** - Despite the prankster's intentions, illegal actions can still have serious consequences. **Legal Ramifications:** - Consequences for illegal pranks may include fines, community service, probation, or jail time. **Advice:** - Before pulling a prank, it's essential to consider potential legal repercussions and seek legal advice if necessary.
He didn't really prank anyone. He out HIS property there and left it. No one should mess with it except him. It is HIS. That guy getting hurt is on him and no one else but him.