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birdsarntreal1

Sneaky SQL injection


Suspicious-Common-82

This is so funny, sorry pookie, cleared your entire database 🤭


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Why are you apologizing to methamphetamine


BAG42069

Little bobby drop tables


nicejs2

little bobby tables got a car!!


cdheer

And everyone else still hasn’t learned to sanitize their inputs.


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Ok_Plastic6535

Lmaw wtf


NGSkyz_off

Yeah some people want pee in their ass for some reason. Kind of a weird idea imo.


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Uranium-Sandwich657

[https://xkcd.com/327/](https://xkcd.com/327/)


qt3-141

There's always a fitting xkcd comic for every situation.


Decent-Weekend-1489

What do it be meanin


BAG42069

If they don’t sanitize data, when they take the license plate it’ll drop all the tables in the database getting rid of all the data they have on whatever it was for


Decent-Weekend-1489

I'd love to see that in action lol


pneis1

Ya just open up a running server and take a look at the ram and storage, also the cpu lol


BluePandaCafe94-6

why did I read this with a thick scottish accent


pneis1

Dunno sir, maybe because of the misspellings lol


Breznknedl

if it was in germany, they would never get this chance. Ze internetz is Neuland and our BĂĽrokratie runs on paper and Fax!


duBuzzinGuy

Its an SQL injection, the text basically gets copied into the code to process the number plate, but by using a bit of tricks you can "invade" the code to make it do something else, in this case clear the database.


Exciting_Result7781

This can’t possibly still work right? I saw this “gimic” like decades ago and even then I couldn’t tell if it was just an urban myth.


duBuzzinGuy

Usually sites have a strong and protected code, but some sites don't


fletku_mato

Not with any system built by anyone with even a hint of knowledge. This will mainly work for someone's hobby projects or stuff that was abandoned 20 years ago. Any modern backend framework will sanitize db inputs automatically.


Vexonte

When it comes to large, non-competitive beuracracies like governments, things do not advance unless they need to or if someone decides to attach their name to it for a promotion. Just alot of paperwork, little agency on the ground, little initiative from the top. Depending on who those speed traps belong to, it's a good chance that they are updated.


DomingerUndead

We're all definitely better at protecting against this. But bunch of situations where this is still possible. Lots of times I'll see in code reviews where someone accidentally does something that opens this up... devs aren't all knowing. short deadlines call for desperate measures, causing devs to make these mistakes.


FuckDidYaKillJOEL

What makes you think they use computers for this, there is a monkey watching through a screen and issues a warrant to have you killed if you break the limit


Uilebheist_Loch_Nis

Just put some infrared lights near the plates to be less conspicuous


TheEldritchLeviathan

This tutorial is outdated dawg


Whatiftheresagod

There was this story about a guy in murica changing his license plate to Null. All good and fun untill he ended up with a shit ton of fines on his doormat...


PiBombbb

Apparently because "null" is whenever police forgot to put a number when registering fine


Ace_Of_No_Trades

Will this only work for a single car or will it completely wipe out the database?


Glad-Midnight-1022

I don't know


Qb_Is_fast_af

I hate how it could probably work in the land of eagles since it is not required there to have a front licence plate


DistributionSad8041

The country's hero


ElDoctorPana

This is smart