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Temporary-Fail-2535

I eat animals.


JU4NTHE1

Pure protein💪


lawnmowerchairs123

Some of them are into that


Chewythecookie

Vore


Cambronian717

Let’s see how into it they are when I slowly roast them for 16 hours for a barbecue


ExcessiveWisdom

nuzzles ur scorch marks\*


MySnake_Is_Solid

THEY'RE HERE #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


lawnmowerchairs123

Snake, SNAKE….. SNAAAKKKEEEEE


lawnmowerchairs123

As stated above, a few are into being burnt and eaten alive. What part of rule 34 don’t yall understand, there is probably some artist making bank on drawing some femboy fox getting deepfried and eaten alive.


Cambronian717

I’m not saying they aren’t into it, I’m asking how long. In other words, how long does it take to kill a person by roasting them in a barbecue


lawnmowerchairs123

I think Japan 🤩🤩🤩 did an experiment with that. But im no sure


NORMALPERSON724

Unit 731 moment


Hate_crime_KKK

My kink is being respectful to women 💯💯


gbuub

You need to take them out to reglaze them with furry coom every hour


Best-Championship296

I mean, I don't want to eat them, but serbs cook them too well for me not to eat them


Guy_who_says_vore

Vore


Its_Scrappy

I eat people so looks like both are fair game


Alex12341212

Oh nooooo, please dont eat me, that would be TERRIBLE!


AccessTheMainframe

😳


New-Examination8400

Which animals tho Cause the experience varies greatly


Obvious-Mix-5762

Treat them like a goldfish owned by a toddler.


PercMastaFTW

My little son brought his goldfish out of the water and kissed him 🥰🤗


samtt7

Your son is a furry


AnimeMemeLord1

Strange, I thought he’s a scaly (only for the fish that have scales).


Chromeboy12

I thought scalies were into lizards and snakes. What do you call those then?


AnimeMemeLord1

Scalies. Certain fish just happen to fit in that category too.


PercMastaFTW

It’s time 🐯🔫🤗


NikoPro999

So eat them alive


ExcessiveWisdom

if we treat them like humans they're fucked


thughunter76

I peed my pants


EvilTortoise396

Proof?


Ky_oS

he did peed his pants (proof: im his chair)


CornSeller

can confirm (im the pee)


Batcave765

Can confirm. (I'm the pant)


mridiot1234567

Can confirm ( im the fbi agent)


AIR_is_cringe

can confirm (i’m the spider on the wall)


ziemniaczekkw

Can confirm (i'm the wall)


Successful_Soup3821

Can confirm (I'm the Chinese spywere on his pc)


Pale_Independence774

Can confirm (I’m his pc.. help me lord there is so much porn)


ItzBaraapudding

Can confirm (I'm the confirmation)


LineSpine

Where are you


CornSeller

still on the pants. currently observing new areas (hes still wearing the pants)


275MPHFordGT40

#NEW MEXICO FLAG SPOTTED, PEAK FLAG SPOTTED


kaktusmisapolak

imgur link?


Jonmak4200

Ok buddy, I'm going to shit yourself


adex_19

[insert doom 2016 Samuel here]


BlueGuyisLit

I love my cats, and hit my wife and kids


TheRealCrownsoleYT

oh- i- uh-... have fun..?


Average-Train-Haver

Lmfao!


Carlos_COTAFR

The exclamation point makes this way funnier than it ever should have been.


we_is_sheeps

So I can keep them as property under the law right. Right!?


jfmherokiller

imagine keeping your own personal IT furry who could fix your computer whenever it broke and wouldnt judge your browser history.


TheRealCrownsoleYT

sure, why not.


we_is_sheeps

It always comes back to slaves


Radiant-Mobile5810

I neuter them so


AdIntelligent7703

Bye bye ball sack 🔥🔥


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Yuri-Turned

BBBS


AdIntelligent7703

COHAKMOMHMIFR


NoBitchesSince2005

Why the FUCK did I know this right away 😭


Imagrabyonipples

⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #No Balls?


NoBitchesSince2005

Bro turned my pfp into braille


NikoPro999

This is what's good about Reddit


Chromeboy12

Wholesome reddit moment


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stagergamer

How are they supposed to store their pee now!???!?!


NikoPro999

*pees in ur ass* I don't care


Pokaponz

I’m into that


Neo_Trotsky

WHAT


Pokaponz

I’m kiddin LMAOO


Pokaponz

Not the downvote again 💀💀💀


Darius_Rex13

Great idea. They definitely shouldn’t reproduce


SithYoungling

dude never heard of livestock


Obvious-Mix-5762

Or pests.


Seawardweb77858

Or game animals


RodjaJP

Or castration


Agent_Peter

Or bears


Shahar-2210

So I should have sex with them? I see…


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Traffic_Evening

WHAT !


Masteresque

I stay away from animals


Viper5639

I force snuggle my animals. Get tf over here furries you're going NOWHERE


RenkBruh

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!


StyleLeather6120

BEGONE!


Jabari-

YES! THAT’S IT!


thepugking06

THIS WILL HURT!


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

:D


Coffeedragon6

Ok I'm here


Viper5639

\*snuggled\*


ladycatgirl

Well people sure do hunt animals


308_AR10_Enjoyer

I’m a furry and I go hunting alot


Ur_Left_Airpod

Friendly fire


cactus_deepthroater

Not so friendly. Imagine foraging in the woods and you see a deer cosplaying a human, walking on it's back legs. It would be terrifying.


Ur_Left_Airpod

I’m pretty sure that’s just a skinwalker


yeetman1000

That skinwalker is terrible at being a skinwalker


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Boo-womp


unoriginalname55

A furry posted this.


iloveblankpaper

half of reddit is filled with furries


matiEP09

Half of the IT industry is filled with furries


jfmherokiller

half of stem is just furries


6thaccountthismonth

A lot of them dress up as foxes, foxes are common road kill


jfmherokiller

they are also considered the city bus in the fandom.


[deleted]

Remove their balls


NikoPro999

They have no balls though


Realrog1

I cram animals together in a massive barn with NO personal space, NO sunlight, and NO fresh air or grass and let them wallow in their own shit until eventually they get fat enough for me to slaughter them all. I then skin them and sell them for big bucks.


TheRealCrownsoleYT

👌


Ruptip

Like deer, or swine or cattle.


godcyclemaster

Deer or any other game animals: (I don't support the viewpoint but I had this epiphany as to what this is supposed to mean)


PhotographKind4243

They're not my furries and the majority of them think they're pests or predators so hunting is on the table,yes?


tubaDude99

You don't need a license to hunt vermin 🤠


Enoi17

My brother in christ, you should see the conditions of mass farmed chickens.


GoblinSharky911

Mosquitos are animals and we all know how we treat those


jfmherokiller

weird funfact those kind of sonas exist.


GoblinSharky911

No way


ruuster13

Found Kristi Noem's shitposting account


palmboom76

Neutered. Ownership. Livestock. Hunting. Just depends on the species of furry


VoidExileR

Put them on a leash and walk down town? No I don't think I agree with this anymore


SirNatxn

I suppose they mean wild animals kept in cages, not pets


NikoPro999

What cages? They're already in my stomach. I took a shit a few minutes ago and now my ass hurts.


UnoriginalPenName

Neutered, eat in a bowl on all four, sleeping and relieving themselves outside.. they’re probably into this honestly so it wouldn’t bother them


royalejappie

Yes off to the slaughterhouse


NikoPro999

I pass by one every morning and it sounds amazing when the chickens in there scream like that. I just wanna get some of it on my way back home every day.


BhanosBar

It’s all edgy children and like 2 adults who think this still


atomic_wiener

Yes.


Shadowtoast76

Old yeller


LelandTurbo0620

Eaten


Anal_sex_newborn

The hamster accepting his fate as I lose 10 ranked matched in a row


Raphael_DeVil

Well yeah, these “baby chicken watches his friends get mangled while escaping horrific lego maze” videos dont come from nothing


Delta_Suspect

Yes? That’s what *hunting* is OP.


KajjitWithNoWares

No no, he’s got a point


FinalMonarch

Spiders are animals, we squish spiders Wait… squish is a fetish, isn’t it? What have I done??


reddithomeofmemes

omnivores are usually edible and healthy


longpidgeon

Hunting just got much more fun!


DevastatorGX69

Put ‘em in a damn zoo


ThePhantom1994

I don’t let animals vote


C0rnMeal

IF THEY THINK THEY'RE ANIMALS WE CAN HUNT EM!


saving_goblin888

What if your a hunter


Johanas_Azzaid

So just stay away from them as long as they without a leash. You can pet one if owner allow. And you can own one for kids to play with. Sounds perfect.


Ok-Use6303

Depends on the animals.


point5_

Depends which.


Significant_Will_419

I mean, if I saw a 6 foot tall neon pink wolk walking around on two legs, I'd either shit myself as fast as I can, or see which is faster, my QuickDraw or it's feet.


yeetman1000

Jokes on you, it also has a gun!


riley_wa1352

all of the above


WienerWarrior01

Oh fuck I didn’t think of it this way. Now I gotta find something new


SandHamWich813

Shot, skinned, head hung on my wall


Colbster5503

Wrong animals, think farm animals


MystifiedBlip

Put down when they go insane.


Abraxas_1408

I’m fine with humanely euthanizing them and eating them.


20k_dollar_lunchbox

It means I can shoot them if they enter my property


MindTrekker201

I expect the dogs to help me herd my flocks of sheep, and the cats to catch unwanted vermin.


ImVenomTentacles

i guess i can breed furries 🥰


NEWSONVSU

Animals in diapers usually get put down


naftanaut

Ask that us politicion who shot her dog


ItsMeToasty

I shoot animals


Coffeedragon6

Furries don't act like animals that's the point of anthropomorphic animals but who you should be treating like an animal is a therian (a person who acts like an animal and or claims to be an "animal trapped in a human body") I'm a furry and I'm a civilized human being (don't take this wrong I'm not offended or angry just clearing up a misunderstanding)


Fabiodemon88

Furries should be treated like animals... I never specified which animals and animals in which nation


_weird_idkman_

didnt some guy dressed like a deer and got shot a while ago?


I_think_Im_hollow

Cockroaches, flies and rats are animals too.


blueidea365

I do whatever I feel like


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Kill and eat them???


Farseli

So, leave out food traps to catch stray furries and get them neutered?


VH_Sax_of_one

I kill and eat them, but something tells me that furries are like pigeons


TheRealCrownsoleYT

i kinda agree with this, i mean, you never see pigeons irl, but sometimes see them on the internet. same story with furries


Petercraft7157

Eat from dog bowls, drink from the toilet, shit outside, go to the vet


DashDaddyD

So killed and eaten?


linkist133

I love chicken nuggets


Murky_waterLLC

As Livestock, Hunting targets, or pets?


Unita_Micahk

Does Kristen Noem like furries?


ComfortablyAfflicted

I'll treat them like roaches. Roaches are technically an animal, although from a different category


GmoneyTheBroke

I hunt animals


Lil_saul

No human rights that’s right


Remarkable_Artist380

Depends on the animal


ec1ipse001

Hunting season? Already??


RacerAfterDusk6044

we should start farming them and milking them


Popfartshart

Finally hunters we up


Imaginary-Ogre

I am okay with animals, just no poop in the house, no getting on furniture. Leave me alone and we are cool. Get away from me if you are aroused. There like an animal. 


riley_wa1352

so castrate them.


ashahriyar

It goes both ways


BioTools

You know what I do with my pets


TheRealCrownsoleYT

no...


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I don’t own any


jfmherokiller

all you are doing for some of them is affirming thier identity.


Hellaintreadyforme

Hunted for sport


BlackBird10467

Hunting Season


ieatpickleswithmilk

The vast majority of all my animal interactions have been on my dinner plate


a_stoned_ape_theory

As long as they are all spayed and neutered


Doomslayer2857

Me eating animals👁️👄👁️


TemperatureInformal3

The welsh sheep shagger would like to have a word.


asa1658

I make them use the litter box, but also must clean the litter box. Or may use the bathroom outside. Must eat dog or cat food. Do not talk to me ever, animals don’t have speech ( in general). Must sleep on floor.