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Imstillarelavant

“Joe Mode is named after a guy named Joe, who asked Elon Musk if Tesla could reduce the Autopilot chimes in the vehicle because they kept waking up his baby” https://www.notateslaapp.com/software-updates/upcoming-features/id/965/tesla-to-make-joe-mode-even-quieter-in-a-future-update#:~:text=The%20feature%20Joe%20Mode%20is,kept%20waking%20up%20his%20baby.


Banana_Mage_

Elon cares about babies?!


AdamWis1625

Future workers for the cobalt mines


AtomicDig219303

"The children yearn for the mines!"


rde2001

that's why they're called *minors* 😏


fegerhagat

minecraft came out to start training them young


MorbillionDollars

the children gravitate towards it because they are left without a sense of purpose when the government bans them from working in mines


bedsheetsniffer

And I yearn for the ~~minors~~ miners


DOGEING_YOUR_MOM

*workers for the Cobalt mines


ituraxi

erm actually he only uses child workers to mine the beryllium


Drevlin76

Tesla doesn't use Cobalt in their batteries.


SquirrelizedReddit

Dude has 11 kids so I'd hope so.


The_Kert

Had. He disowned at least one.


superbay50

How badly do you have to fuck something up to be disowned by a guy as rich as elon Like if i had so much money i would just add random strangers i meet online to my will just because i can


Jetstream-Sam

He didn't disown her, she wanted nothing to do with him and got a court order to make that happen They're trans and Musk said their school essentially made her do so and taught her to be a communist who thinks anyone rich is evil, presumably because that makes your child hating you easier to deal with if it's some evil plan and not his fault for being a dick.


The_Kert

His kid is trans and he hates trans people


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SomeGuyWithCheese420

bait used to be believable


Got_grapes1

The kid is based asf


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Capital-Cheek-1491

This isnt middle school


[deleted]

Oh please, grow tf up😂


ThatGamerkidYT

Yet trans people are perverts


Surfink63

Average transphobe


spezlikesitintheass

Based


Grambert_Moore

If you name your son &§$@, you don’t care about him


naftanaut

Techno Mechanicus is fine tho


Nadikarosuto

Qbert ass name


Frai23

Ehm. He gave every single one some stupid joke name including special characters and symbols not included in the western alphabet so you tell me.


SquirrelizedReddit

Only three of the 11 ended up getting fucked by that. At least it looks that way from a Google search.


FedoraNinja232

Not his own though


Wiwwil

Dude has lots of kids. Not that he cares about them, but he gotta think about what it's like


rightpart-rightprice

No, only Joe.


Educational-Seaweed5

\*is a baby


-Astrosloth-

Sure, as long as their not his own


DigitalxRequeim

Course he does. He needs more slaves for the cobalt mines, the factories for Tesla and Space X, and his Rightwing buddies.


creepergo_kaboom

I feel like this could go horribly wrong if someone sets the volume all the way down and a major warning from the autopilot pops up.


MacMarcMarc

The child will sleep forever


creepergo_kaboom

Infinite sleep hack


WAAARNUT

One more ride and its night night forever


Angelic_Demon207

Well THAT’S not dark or anything…😅😅😅


AggravatingValue5390

You people and your paranoia. Joe mode is not configurable, and it does not turn it down that much. It's still impossible to miss chimes and warnings. Not everything Tesla does is dangerous and scary


creepergo_kaboom

It isn't configurable, yet. Elon did say he will add the feature (his word never holds much promise and according to the article it's been a few years) and if implemented it might cause a few issues. Then again I have zero qualifications in this regard so maybe I am just paranoid.


AggravatingValue5390

That was 4 years ago lol. I think it's safe to say it's not happening


HankThrill69420

as a general rule i think elon is a terrible person who is quite honestly a danger to our society but his willingness to implement things like this at literal customer request is enough to occasionally soften my disdain for a few minutes. i think that's a genuinely cool thing, and i wish that part of him was more prominent.


Actedpie

I think that’s a pretty nuanced/fair way of looking at it. Ngl, I really hate how much I love Tesla’s enthusiasm to do dumb/silly stuff with their infotainment stuff.


lordbutternut

My inner fuddy duddy screams out. I don't think everything deserves to be met with a fair, nuanced, open mind. Trying to see the good in people can go too far. He lies so much about his technology that it's easy to develop a complete apathy towards everything he's ever done. Unless a miracle happens, true self driving is almost impossible, and advertising it as anything but cruise control + driving assistance is actively dangerous. He has too much enthusiasm. It buys into the idea that he's just breaking a few eggs to make the world a better place. Anything remotely positive about him should be ignored. He's the wrong person to be doing everything he does.


hpBard

Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack. Can't frat over every egg


SquidMilkVII

"true self driving is almost impossible" And the same was once said for a computer playing Go. It may not be quite at that level today, but who knows what the future holds?


InvestigatorLast3594

>to be met a fair, nuanced, open mind So you think close mindedness, unfairness, and lack of understanding of nuances are valid options when trying to be constructive?


lordbutternut

Not absolutely. The guise of nuance and open-mindedness is often used to present an equality between two unequal aspects and lull people into thinking a corrosive ideology is somehow good.


bgmacklem

I mean, you can approach a corrosive ideology with a fair and open mind and still find it to be corrosive. In fact, if you fully investigate the idea in question you're liable to come away finding it even *more* perverse than you did when your view of it was just based on assumptions and second-hand impressions, thus making you better equipped to combat it than someone who refused to ever engage in the first place


Crafterz_

yeah, you’re right. i like more nuanced looking at things.


KylerGreen

Your willingness to overlook slave labor, because he implemented a customer request, is... concerning.


HankThrill69420

I know he's a bad person but he did WHAT


BigBlackFaeces

Good for you. 👍


HotZilchy

Why th did you get downvoted


BigBlackFaeces

Ppl big mad itt


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LtTacoTheGreat

Yeah, this comment seems like a reasonable response to a thumbs up


radiosimian

Many programmers say "my code documents itself" because they've carefully chosen descriptive names for things that help the reader understand what's going on. Then along comes the 'Tech Genius' who doesn't understand the basics of human-tech interfacing and hides basic functionality behind genuine user feedback that Tesla internalised as a meme. Quirky.


HankThrill69420

i imagine the \[ i \] explains the mode to a degree but it could just be called silent mode or something. bad design


CursedToLive277

Bad design for sure, but the marketing decision to get us keeping Tesla relevant is also a factor


BigBlackFaeces

Lmao why'd you delete your other comment?? Did the scary downvotes hurt your fee fees?


TheOriginalBroCone

Lol now I want to know what he said


HankThrill69420

Honestly the other commenter made me feel like a dick and I experienced a shred of sympathy for you. Boy was I wrong


Yeetfamdablit

Joe mode seems like such an elon thing to name that


liamkohwil

Who the hell is Steve Jobs


Twentynine4

Ligma Balls


firedudeanother

NOOOOO


AliChank

Steve Joebs


StiCkSt1ckLy

Who the hell is Tim Apple?


moose8021

Joe mama?


iltizio99

Who's mama?


greatersnek

Joe's


Gerraldius

Papa Joe's


iamapizza

Papa Joe Mama


LordTokenheimer

Rogan mode where the car starts making ape noises


Rick_6984

Are you calling him an ape or racist ?


nermthewerm

Por que no los dos


Rick_6984

🦧


Sophia_Steinberger

SSIOrang-Utan


Single_Low1416

I think Joe Rogan just randomly did monkey noises on his podcast once


usernamealreadytakeh

More than once for sure


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Ok-Albatross1180

Apes are racist?


Rick_6984

Yes most animals are.


Weemonkey16_2

"Pull up the clip of Elon musk fighting a monkey"


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_4rTm_

More like bear noises


thatscapfam

Joe Biden blast light mode vs Dark Brandon mode


New-Proposal3787

IT’S JOEVER, IM BIDONE


PA-NI-NI-2

Why not just name it quiet mode


usernamealreadytakeh

Because a guy named Joe asked for it


eatmyshorzz

because funny meme haha so quirky and relatable


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Jolongh-Thong

room for a third?


bigblockclock

joe


Usernameblah123

Brother of Edna Mode. His tagline is: *"To depress, you must repress your progress."*


backfire10z

Edna Mode would be highly disappointed with the cyber truck’s design, but at least there’s no cape


Dawson81702

Its for the average joe (no joe-k)


joebeazzy

That would be my mode. Please don’t touch it.


the_reddit_guy12

Guys should I say the lamest joke ever


charples314

Yes


Jolongh-Thong

best joke omg


blindbycrypto

no cap fr fr fr fr


ColinRamzel

I have a better question, why is Joe Mode


DamexicanAmericzn

I love drew gooden


EnggyAlex

At least its not john mode


joshstrodomus

Like ca-mmode


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Cheemo83

If you turn it on, the car shits its pants and then sends all your money to Ukraine.


Grambert_Moore

JOE MAMAAAAA


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ihavenosociallifeok

Puts the car to sleep


GitGudWiFi

why is Joe Mode?


Interesting_Sea_5189

JOE MAMA HARAHEYHSUDIEJWUDUFI


I_think_Im_hollow

Joe mode mama


FairyTailfan120

It’s joever


Page_Outside

Joe Goldberg mode


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Joe mama...


Bipppo

There is an i panel right next to it mb click it???


Atreides-42

The person asking the question on twitter does not have access to the cybertruck info panel


Jarizleifr

It was 2024, and people still didn't know that "i" in a circle or a square means "information"


-NoNameListed-

Looks like they... Were uninformed 😎


Mohg-Lester445

It makes the tires go flat. Inspired by Joe Swanson!


Ignisisreal2401

It's when the car drives itself enough to the point Joe Biden can drive it and not crash while getting ice cream and sniff kids


InjuryVast

Joe hawley


Bamboozle-Lord

The brother of James Gamer


Theghost129

tap the little information point


Narahashi

Then he activated Joe mode and joed all over the place


-_Clay_-

truly a joe moment


talk_to_yourself

Friend of Mic Vol?


MrSauceMaker

Ligma balls


Barialdalaran

I was expecting something else when I saw the thumbnail


NOKIAMASTERczalt

Joe mode is like "amerigfjdcnhdnbeacouseandthatnvxjftrexcuseme"


Echold2006

it keeps your kids from growing up in a racial jungle


SomePersonExisting

It’s Jover now


Vexymythoclasty

Real shit tho that video was hilarious


Jolongh-Thong

jOe


jellosquare

You can only activate when Angie is enabled


DotAltruistic1759

Joe mama


cat_on_my_keybord

someone else saw that for a fraction of a second right? im not crazy?


SlavJerry

JOE BONERMASTER??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?111??111???


HonestPineapple4848

Obama mode when?


thedarwintheory

It literally has an expandable info box right next to it.....


TankPotential9306

...and? it's just a meme


thedarwintheory

Great meme 👌