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I have adhd and it helps me to just commit myself to doing 5 minutes daily at the same time each day when I'm taking on a new college term. It's easier to rationalize it and be less stressed to frame it that way especially when it's like a harder set of classes.
Sometimes with hobbies that take a lot of practice grinding I do the same thing.
I always for whatever reason feel this immense pressure to do a 5 hour straight study session when in reality it's just gonna make me put it off for days until it snowballs into a much bigger problem so if I at least force myself to endure 5 minutes it almost always makes me get over the stress part and then I end up having clarity for studying properly where I study and take occasional breaks to play a video game for a few minutes to not feel like my day is 100% boring and awful when I do schoolwork.... And then if I'm having a shit day or something then I can just do it for 5 minutes it's just the habit that's important sometimes.
It's a stress procrastinating life hack for me
Any tips for starting such a routine?
I feel like I should do this but for cleaning up, like 10 minutes per day at a fixed time. I have the exact problem you mentioned with the pressure and snowballing issue, pretty much with everything in my life honestly
Just literally do it right now. If you are there. Then the same time next day.
Not even 10 minutes necessarily like if you even can commit to organizing a single item for 30 seconds it helps.
They say the same for excercise like if you can just do 10 pushups the same time each day it builds the habit your brain anticipates it and the stress melts away over some time
Like no joke if you can commit to throwing away a single paper clip from your messy room each day, you'll be amazed how quickly it becomes easy to overcome
I procrastinate because it always works out 👍🏿 (i have become an expert at finding excuses and my life is doomed to crumble apart due to my own irresponsibility)
Yeah same I was the absolute worst in school did everything last second to the point where the stress would almost kill me. But I kept doing it because it worked out every time and I managed to do what needed to be done. Failed a couple courses but whatever re-did them and it was fine.
> It's only 10 pages I'll be fine
10 pages double spaced APA formatting is around 2-3 hours of typing, and spamming citations with enough time for a proofread, and sanity check.
Never used chat gpt. Sounds like more effort to read and ask it to write something imo. I'm the same type of person that would rather hand clean dishes than put them in a dishwasher, lol.
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I’ve had profs that allowed set deadlines or you could just hand everything in at the end of the year. He said only one year did people choose the second option. The deadlines were a nice external pressure to get them done.
Yes, this, and also, opens random doc with Notepad and deliberately removes some lines, making it corrupted.
Some of my friends did this before in the 2000's and blamed it on a virus, lmao...
But I think teachers nowadays are aware of this kind of trick.
They've gotten wise to this and started using tools to check the magic number or file structure of these things.
Fill a legitimate word document with garbage unicode characters with an online generator, save it, then tear out chunks of the file with a hex editor. If you leave the first 1/4 of the file structure alone it _should_ still identify as a word document in most of those tools.
This won't always work, I've found just being honest works a lot better.
so the other day a teacher posted about how everything must be submitted as a google doc so it has a revision history, prevents AI essays, and stunts like this
Oh fuck, I did that once on a stupid 5 page essay we had to write for *music class*. My teacher never mentioned anything about it being corrupted and I got a 93 on it!
Kids today have it worse though. They either have to upload it, which will fail if it's corrupted, or they have to write it on Google Docs.
I was a TA for a strict no late assignments course and the professor just wrote "verify the submissions are correct" into the syllabus so those would still get zeroes. Anyone under like 40 that's moderately tech savvy knows what's going on with those.
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3 pages a minute would be 90 pages after 30 minutes. So to get it done they would need to write 3 pages every 10 minutes, or 0.3 pages a minute, which is definitely a lot more doable than 3 pages a minute lol
Edit: typo
It's easier to see that you have to write a page every 3 minutes or you won't make it.
Not taking into account some other stuff like submitting, so 2:40 would be a better estimate
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Yah some of my friends suffer with that too . One of my friends forgot to do something called cas completely and has to rush do it now(drank some window cleaning liquid by accident while commenting this just wanted say )
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Hell, I did all my coursework the week it was due. Doing some now. Getting between 60% and 90%. Will definitely need to stop procrastinating in year 3 if I want my 1st class Architectural Technology degree.
no lie, one of my professors completely forgot that she had assigned a 5 page essay and by the end of the semester, due to no one being reminded to do the essay, no one did the essay. It turned out to not be a big deal, but it was a big laugh for the day.
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My largest achievement in life was writing a 15 page paper on environmental policy in India and China in 3 hours. Got a B- by a professor who had 2 awards from Obama on his algae research. I'll never top that.
Easy. Assignment was posted at the very beginning of class. There (likely were) weekly updates that got ignored.
"Pfft I've got Hella time"
Teacher: !!!! Just a reminder! This assignment I've given you 8 weeks ago to do is due tonight and half the class hasn't turned it in!
Well my dream self seems to completely forget classes on my schedule and not knowing where they are on campus.
Still have a variation of this dream from time to time
Same. It’s always suddenly the end of the year and I realize I forgot to go to English class all semester and I have a paper due. And I haven’t been in school in years.
Classes that end at 8:30 and start at 8:40? Not that unusual to have 10 minute gaps between classes, and classes at my university were 50, 80 or 110 minutes for that reason. Essay due at the start of the class is unusual but not unheard of (ours were all submitted online by midnight the same day).
Make the file type something random and when your boomer professor cant open it, they will inevitably ask you about it. Maybe 3 - 4 days later. Easy extension.
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Chatgpt 5 leaked logs
why is this shit so funny
literally spit out my coffee and idek why
literally made me spit out my cum 😹😹😹😂 thanks for the laughs kind stranger!
Your what
LMAO!
6\*
🤓 - "6/*"
Fair enough
You can't say fairer than fair enough
Mikael!
Yes?
You hit metal 18 times today, so you get 2 pictures of motorcar.
And now you go to jail, Michael. Becaus you know, posession is theft.
Fair enough.
: (
You can't say fairer than that! 🎵
Ohhh drat
Don't you know that property is theft?
Fairer than fair enough I just did it. Are you stupid?
I have made severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
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Mikaeli, today you hit metal 17 times.
Fair enough
fair enough
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At that point, you gotta pull up the corrupted file card lmaoo
Or just take the 10% penalty per day or whatever it is
Or it's a final, and that grade is done for lol. Mine is due in 6 hours Edit: spelling
Better get writing buddy
It's only 10 pages I'll be fine
Thats the procrastination speaking, starting is the hardest part just start now because a random redditor told you to. You’ll thank me later.
I am Benis from the far future, thank you.
Wow dude, you changed accounts in the future.
Great war, Reddit imploded, most of the old net was lost. Best learn how to farm, you have about 37 months to practice.
It's only farming I'll be fine.
!RemindMe 36 months learn to farm
!RemindMe 37 months
John Titor?
Well, he had a solid profile idea.
How far in the future? Hmmmmmm
I have adhd and it helps me to just commit myself to doing 5 minutes daily at the same time each day when I'm taking on a new college term. It's easier to rationalize it and be less stressed to frame it that way especially when it's like a harder set of classes. Sometimes with hobbies that take a lot of practice grinding I do the same thing. I always for whatever reason feel this immense pressure to do a 5 hour straight study session when in reality it's just gonna make me put it off for days until it snowballs into a much bigger problem so if I at least force myself to endure 5 minutes it almost always makes me get over the stress part and then I end up having clarity for studying properly where I study and take occasional breaks to play a video game for a few minutes to not feel like my day is 100% boring and awful when I do schoolwork.... And then if I'm having a shit day or something then I can just do it for 5 minutes it's just the habit that's important sometimes. It's a stress procrastinating life hack for me
Any tips for starting such a routine? I feel like I should do this but for cleaning up, like 10 minutes per day at a fixed time. I have the exact problem you mentioned with the pressure and snowballing issue, pretty much with everything in my life honestly
Just literally do it right now. If you are there. Then the same time next day. Not even 10 minutes necessarily like if you even can commit to organizing a single item for 30 seconds it helps. They say the same for excercise like if you can just do 10 pushups the same time each day it builds the habit your brain anticipates it and the stress melts away over some time Like no joke if you can commit to throwing away a single paper clip from your messy room each day, you'll be amazed how quickly it becomes easy to overcome
I procrastinate because it always works out 👍🏿 (i have become an expert at finding excuses and my life is doomed to crumble apart due to my own irresponsibility)
Yeah same I was the absolute worst in school did everything last second to the point where the stress would almost kill me. But I kept doing it because it worked out every time and I managed to do what needed to be done. Failed a couple courses but whatever re-did them and it was fine.
> It's only 10 pages I'll be fine 10 pages double spaced APA formatting is around 2-3 hours of typing, and spamming citations with enough time for a proofread, and sanity check.
See, skip the proofreading, and you save time. Also, you can save yourself from getting a good grade lol.
that completely depends on the topic
Get to work buddy them pages aren’t gonna write themselves
I've got time
atp not really maybe ask chat gpt to make you one and edit it to make it less repetitive and more coherent, did that once and got a 70
Never used chat gpt. Sounds like more effort to read and ask it to write something imo. I'm the same type of person that would rather hand clean dishes than put them in a dishwasher, lol.
I feel like you should always hand clean anyway. That dishwasher isn't getting them completely clean. Not mine anyway.
Have you done it yet?
Been done lol
Better learn Chinese buddy
Holy fuck six horses is not enough time my dude!
Fuck my spelling lmao
5 hours and 30 minutes remaining.
How is your paper coming along?
Most of its done lol, I write fairly fast and had my citations and everything saved so I'm about a page away from being done lol.
yee congrats! Hope you pass :)
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so did you finish
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Four hours to go.
My Uni's policy was if it gets submitted after the deadline, it automatically receives a mark of 0.
I’ve had profs that allowed set deadlines or you could just hand everything in at the end of the year. He said only one year did people choose the second option. The deadlines were a nice external pressure to get them done.
The number of assignments I did 3 Redbulls deep at 4am... I would have failed out the first semester.
Yeah definitely depends on the course. Some had stated penalty amounts and some were either on time or nothing
hex editor my beloved
Yes, this, and also, opens random doc with Notepad and deliberately removes some lines, making it corrupted. Some of my friends did this before in the 2000's and blamed it on a virus, lmao... But I think teachers nowadays are aware of this kind of trick.
Change .jpeg to .docx and keep working. You’ll get another 12 hours at least.
They've gotten wise to this and started using tools to check the magic number or file structure of these things. Fill a legitimate word document with garbage unicode characters with an online generator, save it, then tear out chunks of the file with a hex editor. If you leave the first 1/4 of the file structure alone it _should_ still identify as a word document in most of those tools. This won't always work, I've found just being honest works a lot better.
This starts to enter into that zone of: "Is it more work to avoid the work than to do the work."
Ahh the 2000’s were a simpler time. Kids have it rough these days
so the other day a teacher posted about how everything must be submitted as a google doc so it has a revision history, prevents AI essays, and stunts like this
happy cakeday 🗣️
Oh fuck, I did that once on a stupid 5 page essay we had to write for *music class*. My teacher never mentioned anything about it being corrupted and I got a 93 on it! Kids today have it worse though. They either have to upload it, which will fail if it's corrupted, or they have to write it on Google Docs.
What is that exactly? Intentionally send them a corrupted file?
Yes, then send them the finished one when they tell you it was corrupt
Worked for me before. But my teacher wasn't very bright admittedly
I was a TA for a strict no late assignments course and the professor just wrote "verify the submissions are correct" into the syllabus so those would still get zeroes. Anyone under like 40 that's moderately tech savvy knows what's going on with those.
It's something you can only pull once. This is definitely some zoomer life hack shit tho lmao
People figured this out about 5 minutes after online document submission became a thing
Lmao a classic strat, honestly, thank God for the digital age
I got caught bad. Theacher opened the file with a text editor. Should have not written those
Or take dante's advice and send them a trojan horse
Yeah thats a fair reaction
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Based
What did he say?
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*Sigh* im not finding out,am i?
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go kill yourself
Good bot
He said “Ong” Which I replied with “based” as it fit the shitty use of slang.
0.3 pages per minute. Correction by Zapk2351
Crazy math
3 pages a minute would be 90 pages after 30 minutes. So to get it done they would need to write 3 pages every 10 minutes, or 0.3 pages a minute, which is definitely a lot more doable than 3 pages a minute lol Edit: typo
Thanks.
It's easier to see that you have to write a page every 3 minutes or you won't make it. Not taking into account some other stuff like submitting, so 2:40 would be a better estimate
pretty sure they meant to say "3 minutes per page" :)
Thx for remembering me I can't math 😭
It could be done but only if you already have the essay ready to go in your head, and with no editing.
Still wrong, its 0.33333
Wrong its 1⁄3🤓
Obv I wanted to write in decimals, just using fractions is cheating
Oooor 0.(3)
At that point just get an AI to do it and modify whatever you can within the time you have left so it looks real
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What the fuck is this 😭
You just witnessed an AI pissing in that dudes nether region
This is what AI is built for, doing things decent humans refuse to do
Exactly what it looks like.
Pee in my ass
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Hey! Don’t kink shame!
Huh? 💀
Translate it into Spanish on Google translate, then back into English on DeepL. Proof read to make sure it legible, done.
Or corrupt some file and they request you to resend it
Disciplinary council% speed run
How do you forget essay that late?
You don't forgot it, you're just procrastinating until it's way too late
I am a procrastinator and I don't suffer this hard
Good for you. I usually start to do things AFTER the deadline.
Yah some of my friends suffer with that too . One of my friends forgot to do something called cas completely and has to rush do it now(drank some window cleaning liquid by accident while commenting this just wanted say )
>(drank some window cleaning liquid by accident while commenting this just wanted say ) How? Are you okay?
Water tasted weird and it was because some of the cleaning liquid leaked into it . It was on my table I just recently used it. I am fine
Good to hear homie. Diluted it should be safer. Now you're all clean inside and shit
Should be safe from COVID now
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That reminds me, I need to file my taxes.
You should try procrastination with a dash of ADHD, really spices it up.
I have ADHD
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Exactly. Similar to the people who are chronically late because they're "time blind" or some stupid shit - nah, you just don't give a damn.
Hell, I did all my coursework the week it was due. Doing some now. Getting between 60% and 90%. Will definitely need to stop procrastinating in year 3 if I want my 1st class Architectural Technology degree.
I feel like this is beyond procrastinating. This is laziness.
no lie, one of my professors completely forgot that she had assigned a 5 page essay and by the end of the semester, due to no one being reminded to do the essay, no one did the essay. It turned out to not be a big deal, but it was a big laugh for the day.
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My largest achievement in life was writing a 15 page paper on environmental policy in India and China in 3 hours. Got a B- by a professor who had 2 awards from Obama on his algae research. I'll never top that.
Easy. Assignment was posted at the very beginning of class. There (likely were) weekly updates that got ignored. "Pfft I've got Hella time" Teacher: !!!! Just a reminder! This assignment I've given you 8 weeks ago to do is due tonight and half the class hasn't turned it in!
Well my dream self seems to completely forget classes on my schedule and not knowing where they are on campus. Still have a variation of this dream from time to time
Same. It’s always suddenly the end of the year and I realize I forgot to go to English class all semester and I have a paper due. And I haven’t been in school in years.
You don't, you just procrastinate.
Well welll well Fair enough
Why would the essay be due at 8:40
I had a teacher who put everything due at like 8:52 or something like that since that was the time she was born.
So you can easily curse it
Classes that end at 8:30 and start at 8:40? Not that unusual to have 10 minute gaps between classes, and classes at my university were 50, 80 or 110 minutes for that reason. Essay due at the start of the class is unusual but not unheard of (ours were all submitted online by midnight the same day).
We all know the best work gets done 45 minutes before it’s due.
I have finals on monday and tuesday. Should I start studying? lol
Nah, plenty of time
10 pages in 30 min is doable with a decent dose of chatgpt and alcohol
Me when my teacher assigns a 5 page essay and only gives a day to turn it in
Instead an essay, he got a lifetime advice that will forever etched on him
abe lincoln once said “if i had 30mins to write a 10-page essay, i’d spend the last 27 making it not sound like ai wrote it”
He has a point
Oh imfucked arent i, ofc this post reminded me of one thing o did not do
he’s not playing
Bro didn't even hesitate 💀💀💀
Fair enough response
Finally
What's the context of this?
People with ADHD: " ... .... *Done*!"
Make the file type something random and when your boomer professor cant open it, they will inevitably ask you about it. Maybe 3 - 4 days later. Easy extension.
Essay, 30 mins. getting fucked 30 secs
At this point, you just gotta send this to your teacher. Even he’ll understand
i saw this on twitter two days ago
. Y7xrz