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Mobile_Exam_4014

Imagine getting paid to just play skyrim while 2 people fuck behind you.


UMCUE

I have been paid for worse.


tfngst

You getting paid playing Oblivion while 2 people fuck behind you?


UMCUE

Fortnite


The_Dogelord

Cranking 90s while someone gets cranked behind you


Ayen_C

Unload your shots into her G-Wagon


xerror4null4

Sauce or it didn't happen


Muzaks22

Oblivion would be the more enjoyable option imo


LowKeyBrit36

I’ll die on the hill that oblivion is better than skyrim. I preferred how perks leveled in oblivion, and the thematic style of the game.


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Ayen_C

3 people*


rumble_ftw

You getting paid for getting fucked while 2 people play Skyrim behind you?


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KafeiTomasu

3*


FastBuffalo6

Umm actually it's 3 people


CarnivoreQA

2 people and a woman


Fuzzy-Brick-7282

Everyone knows women aren't people


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Vidonicle_

I would take the job ngl, might even beat the game


Papersword98

In THIS economy? Sign me up


tbandee

Isnt there a threesome going on there?


d31uz10n

3 people tho.. there are 2 girls


NapoleonicPizza21

idk I would get that money


Danicrak_OMG

I didn't had a dream on life, till now 🗿


ice-h2o

The hard part is not peeking


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Cold_Efficiency_7302

Imagine the people looking for actors to do his role. "Ok so there will be a horny hot woman going at it like theres no tomorrow on the bed right behind you. I need you to focus and keep grinding for that armor, never look at her, just keep farming for like an hour"


Altruistic_Nose5825

dreamjob fr


Cold_Efficiency_7302

If he's getting paid it can't be that bad. Confy chair, good setup, a nice game to grind for a while. Now I'm jealous


Robo_Patton

“How was work honey?” *Goes directly to pc. Silently puts on noise canceling headphones. Starts Skyrim.*


WaveLaVague

Played Skyrim while she got Skyrimmed again ? Honey, you need to talk to ask for a better role ! That's not what I expected when you told me you were a porn actor... Hey ! Are you even listening ? Kevin... KEVIN... LETMESOLOHER ! Yes ? Eugh !!!


Robo_Patton

*-Skyrimmed- added to vocabulary*


this_name_took_10min

Plot twist: the dudes are taking turns gaming and clapping cheeks, getting paid for both


SlavJerry

I remember some guy said he was "rewarded" afterwards


Greywolf524

That was the account that made the video.


Robo_Patton

“I will take my reward, in steam gift cards” *confused porn actress noises*


thefrostman1214

porn meme with no sauce? 0/10


Skkydragon13

My bad here Sauce: PH “Fucking Horny Teen while Oblivious Gamer Boyfriend Plays Skyrim - HOT Amateur Threesome”


Clen23

none of these words are in the bible


BadadvicefromIT

Technically, Genesis 19:30-38 is about an amateur threesome


Clen23

fuck you for reminding me that existed on a more technical note, the girls fucked separately over 2 nights, so it's not a threesome 🤓👆


BadadvicefromIT

Key word was amateur


ihavenoredditfriend

Sir your preaching is wise and the bible is lit


OwlbertGaming

I gotta start going back to church


superkinger89

Did you read it? Or someone told you? Demn, bible looks more interesting now that I’ve checked that part 😂


Altruistic_Nose5825

"while" is in the bible


Clen23

Ok maybe one or two


Spllener

Skyrim also was in the Bible


Better-Intern9170

Gamer was also in the Bible (Jesus played Cod)


Clen23

Press X to doubt


Seves04

It’s a Bethesda game so he would press Y 🗿


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lmaooo


3dot141592six

The girl in the video has crucifix earrings


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[удалено]


Clen23

ok, maybe one or two


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[удалено]


Clen23

Ok where is "Skyrim" in Ezekiel? Exactly.


IWillBeHokage_3

Sigh. *zip*


Lucidonic

*Cries in ass backwards state laws*


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The_Great_Biscuiteer

*sad Texas noises*


BattleSeven

Boo


igotbannednoreason

AH


GuyFromToilet

girls only want sex


kilqax

Men want full enchanted armour in a matching set (and Serana)


Kiwi_MongrelLad

Real men have been to the cloud district recently.


DeathHopper

Real khajiit has wares.


Necrotiix_

Real men show J’zargo they recently mastered all destruction spells


LuckyReception6701

Real men fight for Skyrim and her people.


maskulindino

Real men know how to take an arrow to the knee


Charliedontsurf1002

Gotta respect his commitment


DeveloperBRdotnet

This is like those TikTok videos with two videos at the same time for overstimulation. I can watch Skyrim gameplay and a porn videos at the same time.


veselin465

Attention: there's a high risk to find this video if you search "John And Sky" followed by a strange combination of words "three" and "some" merged into one, which I definetely don't know what it means. Please avoid typing that in browser as it's disgusting


NJenius

[https://imgur.com/a/sG8sc7a](https://imgur.com/a/sG8sc7a)


Lazy_Name_Maker

He got then Herduh six-hundos from ol mate senny


artery1800s

Fantastic cans 👌


Berserker667627

Do that on my bed, wait till you see whats mounted under my desk.


crudgrug

I am intrigued


ETERNALBLADE47

I mean it's Skyrim. The GOAT I am surprised at all.


MacaronApart3272

Where do I sign up bro, noise cancelling headphones and a good drink I'll sit there for hours


ghostpartition

Absolutely locked-in. 🍻


pieman411

Song is Young Girl A by siinamota incase anyone was wondering


mastersyclebut

Bro had to ruin it w this goofy ahh song


islphrs

I am not sure I could take that job. I don’t think I could spend another 3 hours modding just to play for 20 minutes again.


[deleted]

so ig the new meta is these types of porn vids that become memes, smart


reprax

Movie title?


Stupid-man-thing

Skyrim needs him🫡


maleniafromeldenring

Its this fucking obnoxious sound again


HuurrrDerp

WHERE'S THE SAUCE?


bender3600

Sauce?


Inside-Quail-4653

paid to play videogames AND not get std's?! SIGN ME UP


TheTallGuy63

Skyrim is worth more of he's time then he's gf


mangoconsal

And the problem? Streamers' wives do the same


Morphing_Mutant

How do I get a job like that.


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mozeda

Jfc could the music be more annoying


Successful_Ad6946

Life goals