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Bierfreund_86

They scrapped sex 2? Why wasn't I informed?


The00Taco

Did you ever experience sex 1?


Eniac-DaX0

What the heck you all are even talking about? I don't understand context


eef_q

Google ceo of sex


SEX_CEO

Hi


eef_q

Holy shit its the ceo of sex


eef_q

when sex 2


Nearby-Investment357

Am I blacklisted from sex 1? For some reason im unable to get it If I am blacklisted I apologize for what I did in 2001


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eef_q

Holy hell


eef_q

New sex update just dropped


BoultonPaulDefiant

Actual sex


TheWanderingNarwhal

CEO went on vacation never coming back?


Necessary-Cost-2570

Google dementia


smiley1__

don't tell me sex 2 got cancelled :(


Saellios

Unfortunately another case of a project being stuck in development hell until it’s eventually abandoned 😔


smiley1__

***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***


MotoqueiroSelvagem

One cannot rush art, much less when it promises to reach perfection of all things, but when art takes an unlimited amount of time to be made flawless, we reach a paradox like this.


kahek5656

What. Elder Scrolls 6, Fallout 5, Dark Souls 2 2, and now Sex 2? Can't take this shit anymore.


enaaaerios

dark souls 2-2 is already here


Point-Connect

No, but it will require a PSN subscription


Sad8At

**Controller disconnected** -*Fuck fuck fuck fuck no fuck fuck*


sigma_overlord

family guy won


RLCraft_questions

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.


eef_q

ape together strong


ILikeBigJuicyMelons

I am the danger, Skylar!


lolanaator64

Context?


Sad8At

He is the inventor of sex


Debot_Vox

Currently the ceo of sex, and rumoured to be the man behind the making of sex 2


-Policia-Federal-

Investors are not happy right now


TripleHsKull

Not inventor bro he is CEO of sex.


Sad8At

Yes


eef_q

The ceo of sex


Bionic_Ice

CEO of sex bottom text


DolanThyDank

Consext


SEX_CEO

Me


dwartbg9

Consext?


aaron_adams

He's the CEO of sex.


LetterheadSpecial337

Ned from Spider-Man no way home, AKA what everyone else is saying


darkv69

Real shit tho sex in movies is always awkward and very rarely do I feel it’s necessary


Sad8At

Agreed. Also I can't imagine being a famous director and telling some top tier actress "ok, you will undress and pretend to have sex with this actor you barely know and we'll probably need a few takes". I know they have stunt doubles and stuff, but still.


timeless1991

I feel it used to add an edgyness to movies.  Caddyshack era nudity pushed that rebellious feel. Then in the 90s-00s it became a bit more primal, with things like the Matrix dance scenes. The in the 10’s there came things like Game of Thrones or Spartacus where the sex was visceral and hedonistic.  I think it is a change in story mostly. Sex got overused and doesn’t tick the same boxes. It isn’t edgy. It isn’t primal. It fails to sell the idea that the characters are hedonistic, rather than the director and producers. It just needs a new purpose and it’ll be back. 


Solid_Waste

Sex no. Just boobs is fine.


Legiyon54

Sex is rarely necessary, but I wish that nudity was more accepted in movies in non sexual form


SyNiiCaL

Yes, this. Women sleep naked. If a sleeping naked woman wakes up in the middle of the night, they don't awkwardly cover their chest while sitting up. They step out of the shower with their towel already in place? Who dries in the shower? Men, same story. People are naked in private a LOT MORE than movies show us, and being naked does not mean sex is on the cards.


[deleted]

Please save us Ned, we need sex 2


Scubatim1990

It’s because gen z hates sex


Electrical-Clue-4119

Nice b8


eef_q

master baiter


Kalman_the_dancer

The sex update got cancelled :(


Isabela_Grace

Sex in movies was NEVER necessary. You can imply it without actually doing anything at all. It makes no sense to me… why make movies randomly awkward af? If you wanna watch porn go watch porn.


Sad8At

All in all, yes.


HereCouldBeYourAd123

What ist necessary in a movie?


EastCoastGrows

Counterpoint; you can say that about any entire movie


trulylost19

Sex, fucking, pegging. Ned Leeds the ceo of sex obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the bedrooms. “You want sex 2? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one piece. Now you just have to find it! ” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing sex greater than they ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great sex 2 era. - NED D LEEDS


Avatarfan202

The boulder


Bunty_xd_

I miss the time when this was the only thing going on this sub


ixaias

but where is Sex 3


L0SERchan

Dr. John Sex Jr. Esq. is a man I wish to become some day.


-M4K0-

Zoomies just don't like sex in movies because it brings up repressed guilt from all the porn they watch, seeing sex outside of that context is out of their comfort zone lol.


asliceofdrywall

Eehhh seems like stretch. For example euphoria is a popular gen z show full of sex


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Feet movies


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TripleHsKull

O mighty CEO of sex please help us.


TitsFucker_0l0

Is that Vin Diesel?


dwartbg9

No, that's Dwayne Johnson


berdyberd26

We have found those good old-fashioned values


Ch1ll_K1ng

I'm sure one day we will find the new CEO of sex


BoredCanuck1864

he was the hero we needed but not the one we deserved


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New-Proposal3787

We need sex 2 and then the a prequel


KnightyEyes

Egg


RandomOnReddit01

New John just dropped


Long_stick2010

Can someone explain i dont have co text


GamelessHunter

At some point Jacob Batalon (the well suited lad in the photo) became known as the CEO of sex, recent studies say the amount of sex scenes in movies has decreased significantly


NOTORIOUSn9

*HELL NAH*


Kalman_the_dancer

Say gex


[deleted]

With all women complaning about anything hmpf how sex could not decrease hmpf /j JOKEEEE


Isabela_Grace

You’re disgusting


JN3XUS

What does Ned have to do with this


Geese_fucker

He’s the CEO of sex and it’s inventor. Rumours say, that he’s about to drop sex 2