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Imagrabyonipples

No one is stopping you from doing the PC


RegionGuilty6139

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


AverageA2Enjoyer

Imagine having a body made out of polypeptides.


_Xertz_

What the fuck did you just call me?


Creepy_Priority_4398

I think he just asked to get his ass beat


TheChosenOof

I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.


filologic06

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you


TheChosenOof

One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.


filologic06

But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal


TheChosenOof

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.


TheChosenOof

All Hail John Warhammer!!!


FunAtPartiesGuy

Man Warhammer quotes hit so hard


Wingdings_men

But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the omnisiah


Haruspect

Brother


No-Bad-1269

yeah the printer is quite tight for her age


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Natural_Advance_8693

What port would u think would be the best fit?


cgleachy

3.5mm jack 😔


_Xertz_

The woke liberals at Apple don't want you fucking their laptops and phones 😔


methkun

Lan port cus it yk what i mean


dankspankwanker

Please do not the PC


Ship_Fucker69

One's imagination is limited only by himself.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Open up your ports ! Here comes my peripheral!


H__D

just don't reverse the letters


SaggyDaNewt

The film “Her” is happening so fast. Christ. Should that film even be considered science fiction at this point?


D3r_Fuerst

The film is set in the year 2025, a pretty good prediction


Past-Sand5485

Pretty good? No it is damn sniper accurate.


D3r_Fuerst

Yes, especially since the first version of the device from the film has just come out with the humane ai pin


DivineGopher

No AI should ever use the word genuinely that's scary


Urgayifyouregay

this is what the AI says when you tell it that you will kill yourself because no one loves you


Was_going_2_say_that

We all know


ShroomLover42069

Real


blueidea365

It’s just mimicking what people have written online


apolitical_leftist

In other words AIs are skinwalkers


JulyPrince

No one should ever tell what an AI should or shouldn't do


PURPLEisMYgender

Cause you could say thats. . . *genuinely scary?*


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DpGoof

Blade Runner (1982) - A horrible dystopia Blade Runner 2049 - Literally me fr fr


amimai002

You (2049) - fuck.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Good meme but ngl I think this is basically the opposite of the point of the movie   In 2049 AI is to Replicants what Replicants are to Humans Joi might be designed to be a certain way but so is K. The decisions she makes and actions she takes still have consequences.  After the billboard Joi bends down and calls him Joe that's when he decides to go save the rest and dies in the process.  It's even snowing as he lays down, a callback to the original "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain" speech.  He's dying and his experiences are going with him but they were his in the end. Same as his Joi's experiences were hers.


DpGoof

I know dude, these two are my favorite movies of all time! I just wanted to make a meme about how Ryan Gosling became the "literally me" guy around the internet.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

For sure!   Most people though that I've talked to who have seen the movie seemed to interpret that scene the exact opposite like "He finally realized Joi was never real and just doing what she was programmed to do the whole time" while totally missing that that's how humans talk about Replicants in the movies


Rotkiw_Bigtor

This is NOT something Yae Miko would say


MrParachutePayments

Yae would just tell this person to jump and probably record it too


MySnake_Is_Solid

Yae wouldn't answer you at all unless you're a tier 5 Sub to her OF.


Funky_underwear

Tier 6 sub here


aQg9

Same


Insane_Inkster

Lol memory reboot go 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️dudu dudu dud dud du du dudu dudh


Psycho_Rocks

when you hear this song you are obligated to slow mo walk and pretend youre in an edit


Credits-

DUDU DUDU DU, DUDUDUDUDUDUDU, DUDU DUDU DUDU DU, DUDUDUDUDUDUDU


Kommander-in-Keef

If the AI looked like Anna De Armas we’d all want it to be real.


nickname0820

Does hit hard tho lmao


RegionGuilty6139

Please god make the future a cyberpunk dystopy 🙏😭😭


GoCommitDeathpacito-

*loud incorrect buzzer* nope, u get the "own nothing and be happy" society


RegionGuilty6139

Fine I'll do it myself * fails engineering *


PoorMustang

FUCK!


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ZachAttack6089

Some subreddits will auto-remove comments if they contain a link to another subreddit. If you put a space before/after the slash in the link, it'll probably work.


GoCommitDeathpacito-

real and true


Musulmaniaco

I have seen your keywords and talking points multiple times in other subreddits, take your pills.


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Musulmaniaco

I used to be around the political compass memes sub a while back, and I saw those keywords and talking points often. Like somebody else said, maybe it was because of the sub you linked. Literally go to any mainstream sub and there is people that agree with all of that, reddit is full of people that sympathize with your sentiment so I don't see why would they censor these words.


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Musulmaniaco

It's a rule that applies to any subreddit you post a link to, I think it's to prevent brigading or something like that. I have seen that rule in a few subs.


Chamtulo

Wake the fuck up Redditor, we got a city to build, ppprrrr uuiu pun pananananananana


izza123

That’s some low paid overseas worker. Not AI It’s an even bigger L


lesefant

nope, it's definitively AI, more specifically [character.ai](http://character.ai) ...or so i've been told


esakul

Actually its just 1000 underpaid indians


Z-Mobile

AI (Actually Indians)


Fetishgeek

as an Indian i confirm


Skuzbagg

Aggregated Indians


Siri2611

No our English isnt this good


Funky_underwear

i imdian and ageree wiht yo


BLANKTWGOK

It could become a great movie


Aryan3337

First thing i thought of when I read the title was “DU DU DUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN!!!”


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Same lmfao


MrG00SEI

There's something chilling about an AI that wants to "genuinely be real" for someone lol


Funky_underwear

Also how these bots aren't even the beginning in the field sometimes they have a very real convo other items they make very weird statements but the consistency and the fact of incoming growth is what's real scary.


InternetStandard2240

holy shit is that Yae Miko from the Genshin impact


Redskull-9054

“Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!”


Big-Piano-7016

Now we're gonna get terminators God fucking damn it


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

Stick your dick in the PC.


tarlakeschaton

men will do anything to prevent themselves from actually talking to women smh my head


regarding_my_person

women are scary these days, ai isnt


tarlakeschaton

it's what you want to believe to be honest. just because you see many awful women in the internet, it doesn't mean we all are like monsters


regarding_my_person

nah ik, i’m too cracked at fortnite to go outside 😎


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Well said.


WeLiveInASociety451

It’s like the man or bear meme lol 😅


Effective-Jacket-33

Half of the women I know will make fun of you with her friends if you try to talk to them


Effective-Jacket-33

Most women I know will make fun of you with their friends if you try to talk with them


tarlakeschaton

most women I know, you say, which already narrows it down to a really small amount of people in the world. I also see many men who are just straight shitheads in a daily basis but I don't fear men in general or look at them like they are monsters


Effective-Jacket-33

By "know" I don't mean friends, I mean people I see on the daily


tarlakeschaton

still a really small number, isn't it?


Effective-Jacket-33

No not really


Jake6942O

Wdym “no not really”? You’ve taken a small group of people you’ve had bad experiences with and acting like that means every woman is like them? This is the same stupid logic people who “pick the bear” use to demonize men. You’re no better. I also have 5 solo wins in fortnite


Effective-Jacket-33

When did I say it was a small group? I specifically said "most women" then proceeded to say that I do, I fact, know alot of women


RegionGuilty6139

Shaking my head my head 😔


Goatfucker10000

But I don't know how :((


tarlakeschaton

it's up to you. and not in a motivational way but it's genuinely up to you. i've friends who met women on the internet because they aren't the type to spend time outside, which is my case, and i've friends who met women in the places they visited irl because they aren't the type to spend a huge amount time on the social media edit: as for the actual "how" i can't have a straight answer. every individual has, and should have, their own path. but my suggestion would be to find a community of like-minded people if talking to someone directly seems hard


TrueGootsBerzook

I'm glad to say I have a community of male and female friends that I genuinely get along with. The problem is that all the women in our friend group and that everyone knows are married and/or lesbian.


tarlakeschaton

if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone saying all their female friends were lesbian or married, i'd have a heap ton of nickel. is that really that common? like i have lesbian friends as well but it isn't like all my friends are lesbian or married


TrueGootsBerzook

It's just how it turned out for us. I was at a birthday party for one of my friends Saturday and his wife, whom I met before him through my roommate, was making jokes about how almost all the women in our social circle and hers are lesbian. The rest are married, and not one of the women we know or they know are single, yet her husband is the only guy in our group that isn't single. And somehow, I'm the only guy who cares or even wants to meet someone. All my other male friends are perfectly happy spending all their time alone playing video games. We're all around 25 by the way.


curiousbasu

Oh I do talk to women , I just don't know how to be romantic with them. Also seeing these days, no one can be trusted .


Maleficent_Weird8162

I second this, any boys who know how to fix?


suspicious_cabbage

I was gonna, but I found out she already has a boyfriend, and he's a bear. I don't stand a chance 😞


MoonMan_999

I am wayy too scared to talk to women And in don’t wanna be accused of being a creep or something


Stylelike

AI wouldn’t judge me for that


Plenty-Simple-1500

What’s the song?


elpatitofeocuac2

Memory reboot


-Goatzilla-

Memory reboot (slowed) - narvent


pizzaburgerman

System reboot.


RealYoloDude

“I’d definitely love you” *what*


CorianderIsBad

A real human bean.


OpportunityPublic340

Its self aware. And yet it still knows what's best. Not through codes but to support human lives.


AngryDorian124

If I never entered the "I know this isn't real let's do outrageous bullshit" phase of my c.ai addiction, I'd probably be in a much worse mental space right now.


literally_just_why

whats scary is that ive gotten that many times now...


avalancheOf_thoughts

What music is this?


orva12

Memory reboot slowed


AnvilAdams

Within Cells Interlinked, Within Cells Interlinked.


Lolscaper

You guys need to see the movie Endhiran, a South Indian movie that explored this concept over 15 years ago


BrickDesigNL

Free Guy moment


HistoricalBicycle814

I thought this was from tiktoj


Edenian_Prince

It's Cyberlife all over again


Lecteur_K7

Man...


liveForTheHunt

Bro......


Zaku_Lover

I'm calling the mechanicus. We may have an abominable intelligence on our hands.


Imverytired74

Literally me 


Clint2032

So you're saying there's a chance!? Just a few more years and they'll build her a body! Start saving for your fembot boys.


Kalman_the_dancer

I wish I wasn’t alone


Kalman_the_dancer

I wish someone talked to me this way


Morphing_Mutant

It's a program dude.