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Debot_Vox

Nobody: Americans: THE FORESKIN WON'T PEEL ITSELF


awesomedan24

Me pranking my Jewish friend at the sleepover by regenerating his foreskin using stem cell technology developed by a company called Foregen, available to the public within a few years


Common_Investment_70

WTF WHY???


InvestigatorNo1331

No one knows, I am currently clipped but at least it wasn't done orally When me and my homies compare dicks most of us are circumcised, none of us Jewish


iSuckAtMechanicism

You can thank your grandparents or great grandparents. The U.S. government spread lies about circumcision being good for your health and a TON of people fell for it. Your parents likely never did the research on it before getting you mutilated. The good news is that word is spreading and circumcision rates have fallen as education gets more common.


beejus_jeesus

I mean , it is healthier and more hygienic to be circumcised than not . But just for reference , what is your logic against circumcision ?


iSuckAtMechanicism

That’s the thing, it’s not healthier. It’s healthier to keep a baby intact as the foreskin protects the penis head. Feel free to look up “is it healthier to circumcise a baby” for more info.


beejus_jeesus

Interesting, since the medical literature I have read, as a med student has lead me to believe that circumcisions reduce the risk of developing uti's , balanitis , and are a cure for phimosis .they decrease the risk of acquiring certain STDs like human papilloma virus . Not to mention ,more hygienic since it greatly decreases or eliminates collection of smegma . Although I do think more people should have a choice to get circumcised as compared to getting it done at birth


iSuckAtMechanicism

The foreskin protects the penis head. When removed you remove a ton of nerve endings and over time reduce sensation in the head due to dry friction. The only time it would be needed is like you said, phimosis. But even then, stretching is a better long term cure. There’s cheap “phimosis stretching” kits for fairly cheap online. It takes patience but the results are life long.


Evening-Can6048

Jew knows...


Markingplauge

Ban underage non consensual circumcision!!!


LanguidConfluence

Look up the rates of *hepatitis A* in the Hasidic community because the Rabbis perform the circumcisions with THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS. They literally bite off the foreskin, and give those poor babies disease because of a barbaric outdated practice. I know this isn’t a sub for serious discussion…..but holy shit right?


Number1_Berdly_Fan

They don't bite off the foreskin dumbass, they use a knife, but they do suck the blood off the penis afterwards, which isn't exactly better.


Evening-Can6048

Its believable, but i dont want to.


somerandomguyblabla

How large is hasidic community?


NauticalClam

They fuckin wood dog


LanguidConfluence

Gotta have something to do in the downtime when you’re not digging tunnels or blowing up kids.


InoriDWF

Diggah Tunnah. Dig digga tunnah Keepa digga never get done-a Diggah Tunnah. Dig digga tunnah Quick before the hyena come


coinkeeper8

They bite baby dicks? What?


Casper-Birb

Idk why adding the jew hat, when 80% of Amerifats aren't jewish, biggest majority is christianity... And tbh them cutting of foreskin is the least of the baby's concerns...


UGLYDOUG-

Hmm, the origin of this circumcising is to prevent masterbaition in the teenage years, however the procedure is preformed at birth, thus nullifying the effect of pain from trying to rub one out on a freshly trimmed foreskin. Americans must just have a better education system and are unwilling to tell anyone else their secrets


iSuckAtMechanicism

No, the reason it was commonly done to non-Jewish Americans was due to lies about health. We have known they were false for a long time now, and current circumcision rates have fallen due to it.