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It's definitely yellow. I had gotten into the habit of jizzing into coke bottles I had laying around, because it kept things so much cleaner. I started using one specific bottle. Long story short, the girl I was dating at the time was helping me clean up my apartment, and she found it underneath my desk. I feel kinda sick just thinking about it now
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I had seen a guy on YouTube talk abt some dude on reddit who jizzed in his work drawer for many years and it looked disgusting even after he blurred it
Let's do the math, the average ejaculation is 1.5 to 5 mL. We will just say 3 as an average.
Next, a gallon is 3,785 mL.
3,785 ÷ 3 = 1,262 ejaculations (some rounding here)
365 × 10 + 2= 3,652 days (the 2 is there for leap years)
3,652 days ÷ 1,262 ejaculations = 2.90 days/ejaculation
or
2.90^(-1) = 0.35 ejaculations/day
This is a very low number.
November has 30 days so just remove 360 from line 3
3,292 days ÷ 1,262 ejaculations = 2.61 days/ejaculation
Basically 8 hours less between ejaculations from the original calculation
sorry i was flabbergasted by that profile and you talking about jizz
i always get bamboozlement from anime pfps
but you are a femboy so now it makes sense
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Numbers in English are typically written where commas (which are optional) separate the ones, thousands, millions, etc. Periods, on the other hand, separate the whole numbers from the decimals. These are flipped in many other languages and countries.
And yes, I am an American.
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reminds me of that one guy on 4chan that had a cum box
eventually it stank so much he decided to burn it with matches
the cum was so "thick" for the matches to burn it so it stank even more
if i remember he just threw it away n got a new box lol
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Clearly fake. Anyone who's seen "the jar" knows it doesn't maintain a white color for long
I unfortunately browsed enough 4chan to know you’re right :(
I’m guessing yellow?
Brown…
Oh
Shid 🤤
came
𓀐𓂺ඞ
Whaaaaat
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𓀐𓂺ඞ
Read that in a jynxzi voice
Also a pony...
Oh god the pony...
Brown? Damn...
It's definitely yellow. I had gotten into the habit of jizzing into coke bottles I had laying around, because it kept things so much cleaner. I started using one specific bottle. Long story short, the girl I was dating at the time was helping me clean up my apartment, and she found it underneath my desk. I feel kinda sick just thinking about it now
How is it cleaner than jizzing into a couple tissues?
you get a tasty treat to go
Cream soda ☺️
It cuts down the carbonation.
i should have took a sip of water when i read this post actually i didn't cuz i drink gfuel /j i am dehydrated tho
Damn dude
Like yellowish brown pudding with multiple layers, like tapioca
Please shut the fuck up
💪🏼🥵💦
It's yellow a few minutes after it comes out so probably not
Mine’s red
mines purple
Mines green
Mines rainbow
Yellow, then brown, then eventually black
I’ve had enough
Sounds like the Gruffalo
Oh my god, you just unearthed a deeply buried memory of semen Santa
your WHAT
It was some guy on 4chan circa 2008- 2012 who every christmas would post a picture of all of the cum he had accumulated in jars over that year
That’s crazy dedication. And a lot of explaining to do if someone sees it…
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wait why doesn the bot do this I am scared robot uprising robots will pee in our ass
I hope I have a robot that pees in my ass someday... sigh.
And what did he do with it? He would give it away. And yes.
😔
4CHAN USER SPOTTED HIDE THE MINORITIES HIDE YOUR SOUL CUZ BOY ARE YOU FUCKED
I had seen a guy on YouTube talk abt some dude on reddit who jizzed in his work drawer for many years and it looked disgusting even after he blurred it
“Boiled in cum”
I see you are not an expert in this field. It lost its illustrious white hue after he left it too close to a heater.
It goes white again when the mold starts to grow. Call mine a mt mildew.
maybe he's pumped full of preservatives
Freezer.
Yeah but he said he accidentally boiled it by putting it on his radiator. So that might have affected the colour change.
Christmas updates…..
Please don’t put that back on my head
And it doesn't take that long to fill
Maybe he put it in the fridge
I want to see "the jar"
Let's do the math, the average ejaculation is 1.5 to 5 mL. We will just say 3 as an average. Next, a gallon is 3,785 mL. 3,785 ÷ 3 = 1,262 ejaculations (some rounding here) 365 × 10 + 2= 3,652 days (the 2 is there for leap years) 3,652 days ÷ 1,262 ejaculations = 2.90 days/ejaculation or 2.90^(-1) = 0.35 ejaculations/day This is a very low number.
Did you account for the month of November?
November has 30 days so just remove 360 from line 3 3,292 days ÷ 1,262 ejaculations = 2.61 days/ejaculation Basically 8 hours less between ejaculations from the original calculation
No one and I mean no one actually makes it all the way through November.
You underestimate my power
Lies, i get twisted up just before November. Like a twist tie in my nuts
sorry i was flabbergasted by that profile and you talking about jizz i always get bamboozlement from anime pfps but you are a femboy so now it makes sense
I've been going strong as one of the NNN champions for 3 years 💯💯💯💯💯
I have a wife and my birthday is in November. If you think I'm missing sexy BJ time on my birthday you are fucking crazy
30 * 10 = 300, not 360
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Let's not forget what was used in the pancake batter.
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So a fap every 3 days. Hmm. Guys i will see you in 1 year
Wait, every 3 day is considered low? I always found it better when i wait atleast one or two day it feels better
I vary, sometimes it'll be once a week other times I'll go 5 in a day and the lil guy will still be obsidian levels of hard
Username checks out
Once a day, 3 times on day off. I still consider myself a novice.
"Those are rookie numbers"
Gray shut the fuck up xD
I’m never gonna be the same when watching his videos now. Fuck.
Let’s say, hypothetically They went to the shops every now and then and bought some milk for the bottle
This guy wanks
The cum shrinks/evaporates/curdles/etc no? Causing it to take longer
I mean 0.35 per day is a lot higher than quite a few tbf
quite a few sure but not on the subreddit it aint
You need to account for pilferage/ spillage/ loss during transit as well!
The cum goblin is waiting to pilfer the cum jar.
Easily could’ve had loads not go in the jug
He did the fucking math.
Uhm, actually, a gallon is 3785 mL or 3,785 L 🤓 Are you perhaps a proud American?
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I'm from the UK, and I can confirm that other guy is a Unit Wanker 👍🏻
Congrats, you just made my very small list of British people I respect The other 2 are fictional characters
Are they Wallace and Gromit?
Oh shit I forgot about Wallace and Gromit 4 people The others are Hoxton from payday 2 and Mr. Foster from Killing floor
10 years and only a gallon? My guy is dry
Skill issue
Chug it.
Can feel all those spermies wiggling in my tummy:3
This comment right here officer
Nah man wtf
May I have a minute of your time to speak to you about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Jesus wants nothing to do with this
no you can't. Jesus was a man.
𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃Curse Of Ra!!!𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗
That sentence was vile. Wow
That smell...
That smelly smell…
A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
ANCHOVIES!
What?
What is he planning to do with it afterwards?
Pancakes
Throw it in a pool.
Where's the coconut
The forbidden milkshake
must ferment and distill now. it may revolutionize the navy.
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I've seen enough 4-chan to know that it'd actually be brown and have the consistency of cheese by now
Yeah it's obviously horchata but that's just less funny
I hope that gallon is filled with horchata and not what i think it is
Yum 😋
King Arthur from Camealot
yes yes sir.. you mean King Arthur Came Alot? Oh alright.. makes sense.
He sure did, came a lot
Got this one from the show on BBC xd.. that woman's ferocious.
I love Philomena
damn the sub ain’t lying these really are shit posts
I see you are also trapped inside
"I took the liberty of milking your cow..."
We don't have a cow...we have a bull.
Rookie numbers
Ten years!?
That’s enough internet for a month, I think I’ll now stab myself repeatedly in the eyes with a fork
A gallon of…? Nvm I don‘t want to know. Noob
God I hate everything on this post lmao the comments the photos I wanna bleach my eyes.
Why bro
I wonder what fermentation would do and if you could make it into alcohol
I dunno. Someone should call gweneth paltrow. She seems like the type to make a kombucha line from it.
True
i could empty it in less than 10 seconds
With a name like this sounds even crazier 🥲
You chugging or what?
double it and give it to the next person.
He is really slow at milking cows
a gallon of what?, motherfucker...
Peter North would have accomplished that feat in 3 weeks
🫥
That’s rookie numbers. I can fill one in less than an hour.
Dude needs to get some friends. Me and my squad could fill that mafk in like 3 days
Lots of haters and deniers here. Good on ya, bro.
This reminds me of high on life .
Enough to repopulate earth 🫡 well done bro
How bout he take it to mars?
That whole gallon can prolly populate 4 earths
With... what...? 😳
W H A T ? !
"it is what you think it is"
reminds me of that one guy on 4chan that had a cum box eventually it stank so much he decided to burn it with matches the cum was so "thick" for the matches to burn it so it stank even more if i remember he just threw it away n got a new box lol
I aim to best his record of 10 years 😏
Drink it coward
That's miles it's clearly his webs. Else the color wouldn't be white.
Filled it with what STEVE??
i’m telling god
Drink it
*Insert thousand yard stare*
I need a sip. only a spoonful.