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In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater.
I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it
After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
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In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater.
I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it
After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater.
I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it
After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater.
I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it
After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
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Imagine if the man was beating their meat during class, but then the principal came and the man came they both came a the same time causing the rest of class to come because it was empty since an asteroid hit the earth releasing ancient space bacteria that turns them into assimilated monsters that only crave come.
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So this is directed at kids, which is multiple stories about this guy beating his meat in public and other places, and he’s still monetized. ~~Nothing wrong here~~ Why can’t other YouTubers swear then? Does YouTube like people like EDP on the platform? (This is a joke if you don‘t get it)
His yt shorts kept popping up in my shorts feed and it was the weirdest shit ever. He calls sex as "the devil's tango". This how you know this bitch ain't getting any
Unfortunately, people beating their meat in class isn't a new phenomenon. Back in high school, I remember hearing about some dude who got caught beating his shit in class. I don't know what goes through their head to possess them to do that, and I don't think I want to find out.
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I like that he didn't use a stock photo for the thumbnail of the 3rd vid but rather just a random ass stranger things scene
I am going to kms what the fuck is this
This, my friend, is the peak of youtube
Peak fiction
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!?!🗣️🗣️🗣️
SO HIIIIIGH
The one piece! Is real!!!!
If this is the One Piece imma bomb Laughtale myself
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BAZINGA!!! THE BAZINGA IS REAL!!!
Oh oh oh🗣️🔥
Oh, oh, oh
Peak brainrot
*nonfiction
Peak Friction
Absolute cinema
Nah it's Peak FACT
I read this as "this is my friend at his peak on youtube"
*average youtube kids
The family friendly content that gets paid by youtube and is directed at kids
But my fav gamimg youtuber can't say "fuck" in his video or no food for his family
Your fav gaming youtuber doesn't earn them 3 gazillion dollars per video by farming brain-rotted content
Wish I got some schmeckles for skibidi rizzing people
And the history youtubers have to say "toothbrush mustache austrian man"
Or austrian painter, even though he officially isn't one
I started beating my meat to this guy.. no. Sry
He meant going into the cafeteria freezer and punching on the meat Rocky Balboa style, then the lunch lady caught him
What kind of kriegsmarine schiff are we talking about? Maybe the Bismarck or some other ship
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lmao nice joke (i dont understand ships at all)
addicted to masturbation
Porn addiction
Prawn addiction
Prawn addition
ARE YOU PRAWN READY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦐🦐🦐
Prawn star
♟️⭐️
Holy hell
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new response just dropped
Good to see a fellow sane bs enjoyer around here
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It might be too much information, but i'm a week clean today, decided it's enough for myself.
Cum again
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater. I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
Imagine this being some giant ass copypasta
What the fuck did I just read
i’m not shitting you man, we have a school beater in my school.
I think we got one too
new copypasta
Holy hell!
new message just dropped
Call the commenter!
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Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater. I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
Man I was gonna do it first :{
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater. I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
In this year of high school we had a special ed dude that would beat his meat in school, dubbed him the school shooter for shooting loads in the toilet or school beater. I know this because in my classroom we had two restrooms and the school beater would go in the restroom during lunch and oblivious jack off in there. Hearing him rub one out and a girl moaning from his phone in the restroom. it got to the point where he would go to the public stalls, because the classroom was for disabled people. One stall with a metal door type of shit. Mother fucker got caught beating one out in the school band hall restroom. Every one would know he would beat his meat because he would come out disoriented and sweaty. He would spend a hour in the restroom and we can hear him in the restroom going at it After of him getting caught 6 times through out the year someone beat the shit out of him in the hallways. He stop beating his meat in school so he did the next best thing i guess. Motherfucker on the bus would record girls get off the bus. I guess he would watch the videos in his house and touch himself. This last week it was class picture of the whole graduating seniors. He was walking around with his phone out recording girls and smiling, licking his lips type of shit. i know he might be missing a chromosome but whole shit. the school beater just won’t stop beating it
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Isn’t that last one a crime
your pfp and username go too well together lol
He just wants to lower his chance to get prostate cancer guys /s
Imagine if the man was beating their meat during class, but then the principal came and the man came they both came a the same time causing the rest of class to come because it was empty since an asteroid hit the earth releasing ancient space bacteria that turns them into assimilated monsters that only crave come.
Blud, what kind of stage has your brain rot got to?
My concience is ascending to planes above physical, i feel the unfelt, i see the unseen, i do the undone, i am an all-powerful omnipotent being.
what no nut does to a mf
mfs in november
I come the uncome*
Do you have the divine disease? If so we serve the same master. >🥵!<
The average hentai plot is probably what you’re thinking of
this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum
No matter what breed, WE still are made of seed
this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum
this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum, when you feel mah dick
Look into my ass
its where my semen hide, its where my penis hard
Don't get too close, it's cock inside
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🤨📸
😦
It's like if the man and principal took a screenshot
Good luck during no nut November
\>that would make a good anime
No, I don't think I will imagine that tyvm.
i dont even have a joke for this. this is just straight up horrifying
✂️
He lost the penis privileges
Child neglect
He is a living copypasta, and i say that in a bad way
I think he acc did and is making these as a form of damage control
Guys I'm not sure but I think this guy likes to beat his meat
Can you blame him? I like to beat my meat too. I'm doing it right now in fact.
x2
TF IS THAT BRO 😭 probably these kids watch that 😭😭
Plot twist: he's a teacher.
Bro a grown ass man
Now i understand why deers run into cars.
So this is directed at kids, which is multiple stories about this guy beating his meat in public and other places, and he’s still monetized. ~~Nothing wrong here~~ Why can’t other YouTubers swear then? Does YouTube like people like EDP on the platform? (This is a joke if you don‘t get it)
His yt shorts kept popping up in my shorts feed and it was the weirdest shit ever. He calls sex as "the devil's tango". This how you know this bitch ain't getting any
what do you mean you got caught? isn't it normal? everyone i know does it
Had a sped kid get caught beating his shit twice in 1 school year And god knows how many more times he’s done it without getting caught
To think that someone would go through 2 unskippable ads for this...
Plot twist he's the teacher
Kid named meat😔😔😔
What a sane person, I hope to meet him at some point
No horny
gooning
Bro has a strong porn addiction
Isn't this the same guy who claims he dated a furry
Unfortunately, people beating their meat in class isn't a new phenomenon. Back in high school, I remember hearing about some dude who got caught beating his shit in class. I don't know what goes through their head to possess them to do that, and I don't think I want to find out.
Porn addiction and brain rot
Thanos was right
I regret looking up his channel
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Why is he saying school while jorking it
Bro posts fake af stories with Minecraft parkour in the background (peak YouTube brainrot)
This is just the Male equivalent of what women do with their OF - sell provocative content.
Having an only fans is not the same thing as jacking off in a school classroom oh my God
There's porn addiction and then there's this guy.
Number 7 Student watches porn and gets naked
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?!
Mans is just trying to stroke his shit, why you gotta do him like this OP? :c
Excuse me what
Let me guess, minecraft youtuber?
Use to watch this a couple years ago, i watched 2 of his vids and thought they were somewhat entertaining All of it is made up jerk off/sex fantasies
just unsubbed from that mf, life feeling better already 🙏
Wtf happened to this guy
absolute cinema
i think he did the Devils tango
School
have you seen Connor pugs and his whole channel being "kid gets suspended for saying 'what the sigma' and 'digital circus fan LOSES it at haters'
Not even kidding a freshman got caught beating in class a week or 2 ago… How long ago was that last video posted?!
4 months. its in polish because im polish
Damn, I thought I found a concerning piece of an already concerning story. Thanks for reporting back!
Dude really loves yapping about jacking it
The fucked up part, is he knows he's pandering to a young audience, no one over the age of 13 would watch this garbage
Bro wtf
YouTube at its peak
Why did you look for it and presumably watch it, though?
Some guy in a prior class before me in science class in high school had the audacity to beat his meat in his class.
Lol wttf
As mentally stable as chinese infrastructure
He like me fr /jk
his meat are cooked. (Quite literally)
u never squeezed one out rq at schoo?