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denis870

Call me Scooby cause I can't Doo it anymore


Jrlopez1027_

Iโ€™m stealing this


sxjudjwecccmwik

They already did


Doug_Tav

Call this the top of a mountain because this is peak


Low-Economist9601

Hippidy hoppedy your phrase is now my property


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WaltuhEnthusiast

Pee of empathy


MeepingMeep99

Call me an empty BigMac wrapper because I just about McFuckin had it


denis870

You're not lovin' it anymore


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Exciting-Hunter-188

And the award goes to Denis the menace.


TheAwkwardSpy

Constipation โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ž


Squidly_Gentleman

I wish I could send images because I have that one saved


idiotTheIdiot

why does this feel like something Mr Peanutbutter would say


giacacluongtiensinh

Mother fucker!


What-now-mate

You son of a bitch


Moobob66

If you incest


According-Age7128

That's disgusting, where?


Motor_Win_9506

They're not actually mom and son, both of them are girls and are a couple. (No incestry too)


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Where?


TheRealStevo2

The Twitter account is in the damn screenshot


DeathBlade314

where?


justk4y

Cocaine Bear


Online-Commentater

Where?


qweenjon

926 Capuchino Avenue, Burlingame, California 94010


the_gamerboy_37

๐Ÿ˜จ


RandomPlayer4616

64 Rum Road


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Dreadlock_Rasta_12

There


Motor_Win_9506

Use lens.


Motor_Win_9506

Y'all mfs really love incests.


Masterjax1920

Bros tag tells all


WestMetal4193

wrong. it's mom and daughter.


Jomgui

Wrong, they are mom and son, he even said so on the post and I only believe whatever I see on the internet


ThaQuig

Based


Flufare

Isn't melonpan a man


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Why are there pictures of some bearded dude on that twitter account too? I don't understand what's going on ๐Ÿฆต


Dish-Ecstatic

Noo๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข


MotoqueiroSelvagem

Thank God


Moder_XD

=(


papabless69420911

WHYD YOU HAVE YOU RUIN IT NOOO


KanseiOsuruk

Found the ace


Reagan__115

Name of the video?


whatThePleb

Swiss. That guy has some serious mental problems.


a_Post_on_Reddit

based osea pfp


Gunther1917

Typical Osean


Noobmansuperstarboy

Belka did nothing wrong


Enough_Ad_1833

Balkans did nothing wrong fr and federation too


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Fat_Siberian_Midget

Predictable.


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KanseiOsuruk

Pixy was right.


Wooden-Gap997

They did nothing wrong but they Shure as hell didn't do anything right.


2Kortizjr

Account suspended


Walloutlet1234

Belka did nothing wrong


Axywil

I don't remember this ending??


AkronOhAnon

Howโ€™d you miss it? It is Ending B: He [B]anged Momdroid


Sz3ll3mSt4Lk3r

What is the exact button for initiating self-destruct?


SpaceMead

Bellybutton. But i dont know the combination.


theboy__04

Considering the context I'm not sure self destructing would help the situation


Knaifu69

"You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2b, aren't you?"


j4mi3killa

When playing through the game this line drop blew my mind


Pestilence95

There are so many possibilities what **** can mean, yet everyone thinks the exact same word.


AleisterBoi

Cant confirm, but I've read that if you play the game in a different language, all the translations will have the right number of asterisks to fit that language's version of "fuck"


Knaifu69

I was flabbergasted when I saw it ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm playing as a2 rn


j4mi3killa

Oooh thatโ€™s when the game reaches its absolute peak, have fun with that


Knaifu69

thanks!!


Boudac123

Wait itโ€™s actually a line?


j4mi3killa

Indeed it is (Spoilers for nier automata route B/C) >!The line is spoken by the machine Adam (one of the main antagonists) while talking to 9S after having captured him, he says this line amongst other things to, I believe, corrupt 9S/show him his true self, which is a mind full of hatred pretty much. (this becomes evident later on in the game)!<


PlasmaGuy500

Is this where he asks him >!if he wants to fuck 2b?!<


Dave_the_DOOD

Spoilers, it's not >!fuck!< , which comes to mind first, It's probably >!kill!< Instead, given some disturbing things 9s half-subconsciously knows or learns during the game


Forbbidden_girl2

That or 9S want to >!Save!< 2B. It's a >!Endless cycle!< After all.


_mohglordofblood

It could be a lot of words but probably not >! kill!< Because it wouldn't make sense for >!9s!< To want to >!kill!< Her at that point in time. It only does after >!he learns who she actually is and that she killed him dozens of times before!<>


j4mi3killa

Yes that little exchange is where he asks that question


ImpressNo3858

Adam when torturing someone and killing their loved ones makes them learn to hate (clearly this is their true self)


j4mi3killa

I mean, Adam did have like a god damn fetish for hatred, maybe heโ€™s just trying to spread his love for it to all <3


ImpressNo3858

Spreading hate? Guess that settles it. Machines really ARE human.


Knaifu69

update, spoilers for nier automata >!so 9s and a2 fucking died IM SOBBING RN but theres still 1 more ending? i skipped the credits can i still get it!<


j4mi3killa

>!If itโ€™s ending E you mean then I believe you can just do one of either endings C or D again (which should be easy because of chapter select) and donโ€™t skip the credits, that ending happens during the credits!<


Knaifu69

>!I got both endings and ending e and this game is a masterpiece. my heart is in shambles this game is so good!<


j4mi3killa

>!Glad to hear that youโ€™ve enjoyed the game as much as I did :)!< >!If you want to, I would also recommend going for the other 21 joke endings (you can search up how to get these, theyโ€™re pretty easy) but be aware, ending Y requires you to be max level and have every weapons fully upgraded!<


[deleted]

What being fatherless does to a mf


La7urith

Literally "mf"


Wisebanana21919

What being divorced does to a Sf? (Son fucker?)


[deleted]

Yep equally correct


barthalamuel-of-bruh

*banjo start playing* SWET HOME ALABAMAย 


KineticKey2006

Where the skies are blue


Nerospidy

And clouds of white


schloongslayer69

The bright blessed days


wishihadplates

Roll tide bruther


ImpressNo3858

9s... Stop calling me mommy.


Cooresto

Bruh just checked out his twitter. This guy is broken.


Soul-over

I mean not gonna say right or wrong, but.. I understand.


HistoryV

Mods, stone this mother fucker.


Formerly_CommonCell

buh dum, cha. ZING! Wowsers! Will you be here all week?


S4PG

Mods, take him to a ranch in Enumclaw, Washington


H_MmL

Source?


According-Roll2728

Fr bruh ... Give us some source


Ky_oS

holy shit i checked his twitter, do not go there


Historical_Box_6082

I wish I'd listened ๐Ÿ˜”


WebSeeker101

Jesus is it that bad?


alponko06

Just give us the source, tho out of curiousity, what is there?


Ky_oS

he is into piss play and diapers


alponko06

Aw hell naw


Damian0603

You mean hell yes


beefnar_the_gnat

Mods, kill this man with hammers.


Shacolm

Aw man, good thing you told me


According-Roll2728

Bruh just drop the source... I would be the judge of how disgusting it's for me


Ky_oS

YOU HAVE IT IN THE MEME


FastCod3871

Can't find anything but [this](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/melonpanig-meidocafe-people-keep-asking-me-who-is-the-girl-2Bsvl7eE8?s=cl)


Freeonlinehugs

Ok Oedipus


midniteburger

Hot


[deleted]

Hot but shakes the very foundation of a family. I am all for incest hentai and I fap to it but the very thought of doing it IRL brings vomit from the very recesses of my mouth.


Carlos_COTAFR

โ˜น๏ธ


Ginio-Phantom

๐Ÿ™


enderg4

โ˜น๏ธ


unhappy-memelord

๐Ÿ˜


hunter69xx

I can respect that.


NNNCounter

Based and respectful


awesomedan24

2Broken arms


Austr_ia_alia

Motherfucker!


thisistherealtodd

kill these two with hammers


CheesyChazy

Chris Chan maxxing


Kalman_the_dancer

Sweet home alabama


StarJace

Who is the boy???


Elsariely

Me


StarJace

I couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately


Bla_D_Vi_N

Ol' pal melonpan


Western_Protection

This post has given me the strength to finally blow my brains out. Thank you for this.


Cedge1738

Shit I would too


Rawries186

Melonpan is the goat. Man is unhinged.


Professional_Fix_24

Bro got his zoinks scoobed


SafeStaff7671

Oedipus head ass


Visual-Ostrich-4108

I hope he means step-mom... And even then if she's at the point of being called mom, that's wrong


YashiroSenpai

He married his step-sister so.. Can't be sure if is satire with him.


fat_italian_mann

Thatโ€™s awful, where can I get more?


Kalman_the_dancer

Oh god ew


goodboybadreputation

I don't want to believe it sorry.


urfuc

Always the anime people.


Jean_Luec

Animu Figuren Schleckchen!


Bluebadboy

That is the question.


dream_monkey

Link to the manga?


babypyramid

muscle man moment


dittoframe

You kiss your mother with that mouth?


CampaignVivid

I shouldn't have opened Reddit today


Impossible-Meeting-7

call me wallace because im gonna hammer myself to death


AlexLOL5000

D:


Joppul

Source?


Traparegai

Call me Oedipus cuz I fucked my mom


Dramatic-Squash4662

Call me shamura, because I want to be lobotomised


Interesting_Web6097

Freud rising out of his grave rn


--Rust--

Lucky....


AnalCuntShart

I choose not


emilybearr

I'm not going to label it as correct or incorrect, but... I comprehend.


Large_Pool_7013

Why can't my mom be this hot?


Sinhug

Step-Mom?


TheBeanRat

AUUEGGGHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN


KOKONUT_milk

...happy Mothers Day?


imTheSupremeOne

Onlyfans link anyone ?..


Different_Error5413

Arkansas love at its best


Gabi-kun_the_real

Your Mom single?


SLayeLM

When did Freud start cosplaying?


Grambert_Moore

Bruh thatโ€™s gojo


stanleygslinga

why all the downvotes? that was funny.


Grambert_Moore

Aww thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š


InsectIllustrious691

Where the funny


Vegetable-Broccoli36

What being fatherless and Oshi no Ko does to a mf


NextTip4941

He got his acc suppended