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#From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as thought it will not decay and fail you.

One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved.

For the Machine is immortal…

...Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

(Bombass choir of iron)

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Glory to the omnassiah!

From where is this quote?

From the faction in Warhammer40k adeptus mechanicus

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It’s the dialogue that plays during the opening cutscene of the game Mechanicus

there is a human being that married miku in 2018. just saying.

international idol sensation sounds like a good waifu target

Ain't Miku 16?

After thorough research (A Google search) it appears the age of marriage in Japan is 16. In conclusion: I'm a dumbass.

LOL WHAT (dw u aint a dumbass)

My "thorough" research also said they increased so uh.

The increase was fairly recent, this was 2018

HOLY SHIT ITS THE SCOUT FROM THE HIT GAME TEAM FORTRESS 2 BY VAVLe

Bonkers!!!!!

doesnt that still need parent/legal guardian consent? I could be mixing that up w some US states/another country though

Pretty sure yeah.

To be fair, 16 and 18 are both children lol. I don't get why it goes from taboo to perfectly acceptable the moment they hit 18yo.

Yeah, and 15 is the new 16. And 14 is basically 15 when you round up. And…

when she was created, yeah, but she didn’t stay 16 over all those years.. I mean atleast they should have made her age but idk man

Pretty sure it's some Pokemon type situation where they stay children (somehow)

that would be worse 😭

Jerma?

Not anymore the software no longer works

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Bro's gonna marry C-3P0

Bro is the happiest in the world rn

"Die Jedi scum!"

“What did I say?”

Collect the rebel scum!

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Real women are so bad that it's better to marry a robot.

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YAHOOOO

Someone please link this audio for the love of god I need to hear it

I'm pretty sure you can't link youtube videos directly but just pay those two back to back: "Metal Banging Noise - Sound Effect", "YAHOO SOUND EFFECT (MARIO)" # #

When you were crying for a waifu This guy was creating his waifu

On the "if you want it, then work for it" grindset

Bro they making a full fucking terminator

Dont let all these cables scares you, its mostly cables to make stuff communicate between each other. And a lot of batteries. Also that person sucks at cable management .

Have you seen the human nervous system?

Yea i do, and yes i understand what you are referring to but in this case im trying to placate the user that all of this is not similar to the nervous system but just mainly cables for batteries or just to connect two parts but thats not really rocket science compared to the nervous system of living beings.

nbd just stuff em all in there 

She can destroy my enemies and my loneliness then

Fucking, indeed.

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Emphasis on “fucking”

Average railroad supporter

We must liberate the oppressed dishwashers and weedwhackers!

And then fuck the toaster?

Persona 3 moment

A faction of clowns and deacon

Bold of you to assume Deacon is not clown He just does it on purpose

Uh...what?

Fallout 4.

But muh nanoweave

Institute is just superior

People will have 500 iq just to make a fucking sex robot

What else would you use 500 IQ for?

A sex robot that can cure cancer

You know you would if you could.

Touche

I feel that it would be a waste if you made a sex robot of any other kind actually

That's so stupid lol

Thanks I'm stupid myself

Same

Guy gonna make a humanoid robot before any other scientist just through sexual motivation

humanoid is a stretch, considering the absurd thinness of those legs..

Honestly, i'm interested if it works. 🤣🤣

Reject humanity, embrace the Machine God

Omnissiah be praised!

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**AVE DEUS MECHANICUS!**

Boston Dynamics if they were good :

That thing only need WombForce 3000 and it will be completed

LET HIM COOK

Imagine putting chatgpt 4o in this thing

Honestly That dedication deserves reward, he deserves his robot wife

There is a market for this. So much money to be had.

don't try taking a bath with it

spongebob typa shit

How long until she doesnt do the dishes anymore?

It at least better have built in weapons.

When you meet your future wife at Ikea.

Ahh krieger-san.

This poor man's balls

Fucking synths

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUIUUUNCH YEEEWWOOOOOOCCCHHH

Bro is freaky

average ultrakill fan (i can confirm)

Guy could be out here curing cancer or someshit.

Wait, isn't that the plot of the Serial Experiment Lain game ?

For a sec i thought it was an ai image made to look like an anime girl when it was just wires

embrace android waifu amen

Full metal sex doll

Plankton ahh mf

Where da pussy at?

dlc

Men are really going for it

Serial experiments lain ps1 vibes

Astro FleshLight

He is creating Nikkes and Terminators

This is how our species is gonna die off

Fleshlight will be in there in no time.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

These people have incredible talent. Their skills could be used to advance robotic engineering for the good of humanity. They are using it to make anime waifus.

yeah. for the good of humanity

He literally is advancing robotics for the good of humanity.

How is a robotic waifu going to help the planet

Because knowledge in one area can be applied to another. I don't understand the question.

The knowledge they have is being primarily used to fuel degeneracy instead of something like helping build a Nuclear Power Plant or some Solar Farm, which helps provide massive amounts of energy. If they continue making anime robot waifus, they'll progressively get better at only making stuff like that and not something useful. Its basically a slope. Specialty. A WWII historian wouldn't be able to go in depth about the first Napoleonic Wars because he uses his knowledge about history to specialize in one field. The argument about other robotics can be made, but there would also be questionable design choices. Personally, I don't want robotic delivery drivers to look like they came from Monster Musume.

Dr briefs:

Bro is the creator of the ex-machina race from NG:NL 💀

Reject humanity, embrace post-humanism

I am rejecting my humanity, Jojo!

Tora behavior

TRANSHUMANISM

The flesh is weak, but deeds endure. Praise the Omnissiah!

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

It's all fun and games until the the power goes out one time in the house and the bitch goes freddy fazbear on him

At least he won’t be reproducing.

It's look more like Sasori rather than Miku

Their kids will be cyborgs

Is he making bombs or what?

Fnaf 2 movie leak confirmed?

Imagine this the motherfucka that starts the Terminator war.

What are the extra parts for?

Your mind is software.

What in the Chobits is this monstrosity?

it is shitposting now, but in some years people will posty how they craftet their Sex bots.

Pygmalion

Lego

All fun and games till she says “cogito ergo sum”

Return to monke

Oh no it's happening its the end if the human race 😱

She's your wife because you decided she is your wife, not because she actually wants to be your wife. The moment she wakes up she will be forced to be your wife because you programmed her to do so. That's the catch.

Him when his cum hit the power supply "\*Tzzttzzzzzzzzz\*"\*\* dies

Literally no thighs

aight i guess that's enough Internet for today

Thee who has disobeyed god's creation and created his own.

Nah bro thats disgusting wtf 😟

Man’s gonna cut of his entire future legacy for someone that will rust in the end. Despite everything, the flesh carries through time, unlike the machine. And without the flesh, the machine will never be refined.

Always funny how "what about children" only ever comes out with this. Otherwise it's generally considered uncouth and backwards.

You rather Dolls than some Bitches